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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Really sorry if I’m repeating what others have already asked... Thinking of going to Kestrels during the day next week.

1) What do I wear? Or do I have to be completely nude?

2) Are there private playrooms? Are they lockable? And do they get filled up quite quickly?

3) What sort of ID do I need to bring for membership?

Thanks very much for your help! x

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By *ipplebarnyMan
over a year ago

milton keynes


"Really sorry if I’m repeating what others have already asked... Thinking of going to Kestrels during the day next week.

1) What do I wear? Or do I have to be completely nude?

2) Are there private playrooms? Are they lockable? And do they get filled up quite quickly?

1)Daytime is nude can wear towel

2)There are are lockable play rooms some with viewing window

3) 2 ID 1 photographic and utility Bill as proof of address

Have fun

Thanks very much for your help! x"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can anyone help please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1) What do I wear? Or do I have to be completely nude?

Can bring your own gown they will supply a towel!

2) Are there private playrooms? Are they lockable? And do they get filled up quite quickly?

Only 1 private room it's not like the last place as couples used to abuse it and use kestrels as a cheap alternative to a hotel room, so they have only put on lockable private room!

3) What sort of ID do I need to bring for membership?

Photo ID and proof of address IE bank statement.

Hope that helps x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanks very much - really helpful. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sorry, one more question - is there are dungeon room?

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley


"Sorry, one more question - is there are dungeon room? "

Think all the kit from the old dungeon has been set up in one of the rooms at the new venue. Including the giant spider.

Doesn't really look like a dungeon, but it's all usable.

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

There are at least three private lockable rooms and three cabins which are lockable but not private.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only one private lockable room where you can't be watched the other two.have windows!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went during the day on Friday 23rd. I had previously visited the old Kestrels on 3 separate occasions and had a fantastic time.

I had traveled up from Bournemouth but because of all the positive reviews that are on here I felt confident that it would be a good day,

WRONG ! The venue needs a lot of work, nothing is working at the moment ie the steam rooms or hot tubs ! The pool is cold and area is not great. The workmen/staff constantly looking at you through the glass hoping to see some fun. To make things worse I had the place to myself. The old Kestrels was busy maybe because it had the garden too. I’m sure once everything is working and the place is cleaned up and busy it will be great again ! But for me paying £60 to sit in a cold swimming pool was not a great experience! Maybe other daytimes are better? I won’t be returning anytime soon sadly! Beware of the reviews on here as some are slightly exaggerated!!

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By *oveoldercouples99Man
over a year ago

Merton

Just thought I would add my two pence worth because I don’t think people are giving Kestrels a fair chance. Yes the club has some teething problems since opening like a damp smell in the changing rooms, an unfinished dungeon and work in progress on the jacuzzi area.

But I like to look at the positives and am incredibly glad the owners and management got kestrels reopened. I like the layout and think the pool is great and hasn’t been cold on the occasions I have been so far. The cinema room is great and has been some good fun in there with couples and singles. The cabin playrooms with glass windows and mirrors are great, also reminiscent of the cabins at the old kestrels. I’m an avid voyeur and love to watch couples if they are having a bit of fun. A lot of couples like to be watched. And yes sometimes I do wank while watching, I don’t see any problem with that. Single men pay top dollar to go to clubs, and this is one of the best clubs open day and night in London area. As for daytimes after talking to others members, it’s Monday and Wednesday that are apparently the busiest.

Overall, yes it’s a work in progress, but come winter time when Eureka’s fields and woods are deserted, Kestrels warm indoor club will come into its own.

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By *ustylouWoman
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Does anyone know what time they are open to tomorrow. I had an email that said due to bank holiday that they were open late. How late is late? No further details on the website. I have to work during the day but fancied a dip in the pool after.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does anyone know what time they are open to tomorrow. I had an email that said due to bank holiday that they were open late. How late is late? No further details on the website. I have to work during the day but fancied a dip in the pool after. "

I was wondering the same thing

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By *ettyboop61Woman
over a year ago

St Neots


"Just thought I would add my two pence worth because I don’t think people are giving Kestrels a fair chance. Yes the club has some teething problems since opening like a damp smell in the changing rooms, an unfinished dungeon and work in progress on the jacuzzi area.

But I like to look at the positives and am incredibly glad the owners and management got kestrels reopened. I like the layout and think the pool is great and hasn’t been cold on the occasions I have been so far. The cinema room is great and has been some good fun in there with couples and singles. The cabin playrooms with glass windows and mirrors are great, also reminiscent of the cabins at the old kestrels. I’m an avid voyeur and love to watch couples if they are having a bit of fun. A lot of couples like to be watched. And yes sometimes I do wank while watching, I don’t see any problem with that. Single men pay top dollar to go to clubs, and this is one of the best clubs open day and night in London area. As for daytimes after talking to others members, it’s Monday and Wednesday that are apparently the busiest.

Overall, yes it’s a work in progress, but come winter time when Eureka’s fields and woods are deserted, Kestrels warm indoor club will come into its own. "

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London


"Only one private lockable room where you can't be watched the other two.have windows! "

We just hung a towel up when we wanted privacy.

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By *ishopstippleMan
over a year ago

Purley

Last time I counted, 3 private lockable rooms downstairs, 3 lockable huts with windows upstairs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thank you everyone. Really looking forward to visiting this week!

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By *oveshell74Man
over a year ago

ealing

Just to add you can save trouble getting membership by filling in a form online before hand but you need a gmail account.

The venue isn't quite finished yet. The hottubs aren't plumbed in but the pool is nice and warm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Purpose:

1) get to know people going to the club on the same day as you, makes it less daunting for those going for the first time.

2)general chat about the club and other clubs.

3) maybe arrange fun/play at the club with like minded people before you get there

4)group social at the venue before the naughtiness begins

Ratio will be 3:1 of female/couples: men

Let me know if your interested

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By *ishopstippleMan
over a year ago

Purley

don't you mean1:3, that the normal ratio.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

One final question I promise...!

Do they have plug sockets to plug in toys?!

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By *horty4Man
over a year ago

london


"

Purpose:

1) get to know people going to the club on the same day as you, makes it less daunting for those going for the first time.

2)general chat about the club and other clubs.

3) maybe arrange fun/play at the club with like minded people before you get there

4)group social at the venue before the naughtiness begins

Ratio will be 3:1 of female/couples: men

Let me know if your interested "

“Ratio will be 3:1 of female/couples: men”

I’d like to spend my last days on earth with a cheerleader astride my face, one sitting on my cock while another kisses my balls. Kik me if you are available.

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By *inky PinguWoman
over a year ago

My Igloo!


"One final question I promise...!

Do they have plug sockets to plug in toys?! "

In the large room downstairs by the massage room there is a plug .. I use my wand in there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had an enjoyable few hours there yesterday, it can't be compared to the old Kestrel, its a new venture that is quite different to the old place. Its a large club which I guess could give the impression of it being quiet without large numbers there. Pool was very warm, 33 - 34 at a guess. Hot tubs not quite ready but the Hit Tub room looked like it would be very good. The lounge, cinema and dance floor is what will make this club so much better than others. With a bar and a large venue like this it should really come into its own as time progresses.

Have to say the single guy fee of £50 while its still picking up will put some people off given the ratio of couple to single guys. Yesterday seemed to attract a lot more single guys than couples so found it hard to justify the £50 entry with so few couples.

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By *ertsRobMan
over a year ago

Rickmansworth


"Had an enjoyable few hours there yesterday, it can't be compared to the old Kestrel, its a new venture that is quite different to the old place. Its a large club which I guess could give the impression of it being quiet without large numbers there. Pool was very warm, 33 - 34 at a guess. Hot tubs not quite ready but the Hit Tub room looked like it would be very good. The lounge, cinema and dance floor is what will make this club so much better than others. With a bar and a large venue like this it should really come into its own as time progresses.

Have to say the single guy fee of £50 while its still picking up will put some people off given the ratio of couple to single guys. Yesterday seemed to attract a lot more single guys than couples so found it hard to justify the £50 entry with so few couples. "

It would appear then that the entry fee for couples is too high if there were not enough of them!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£50 is to expensive for a single male for a few hours at the spa in the daytime.

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By *ancelot1633Man
over a year ago

weybridge


"£50 is to expensive for a single male for a few hours at the spa in the daytime. "

As always it depends on who's there. At the old Kestrel there were more often than not a few couples and single ladies in attendance so the price was ok for me. If its just me with a few other naked males then its an expensive spa visit.

I hope in time enough people re-find it and it can create the same amazing vibe as the last place. Its a big venue and needs to have quite a few people in it to be good. Having the new hot tubs and steam room up and running will definitely help

I haven't done an evening at the new venue yet but I would imagine it would be fantastic when full at the weekend parties.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bollocks the ratio is 10 guys to 1 couple /female

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"£50 is to expensive for a single male for a few hours at the spa in the daytime. "

You have to bare in mind that they are taking your money for what is currently a substandard venue. Low numbers speaks volumes. I/we won't be returning until serious improvement has taken place and it becomes far better value than it currently is and they can start with that God awful smell in the locker room.

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By *otwife and LawyerCouple
over a year ago

Heathrow/Windsor

Yes so bad it makes you gag

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By *oveoldercouples99Man
over a year ago

Merton

Anyone been on a Monday daytime to bi event? Love to hear any reviews.

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley

I was there all day yesterday, had a fun day but it could have been busier. Was at a packed Eurekas the day before which would have still been pulling a crowd due to the weather. In a couple more weeks when the weather cools and the tubs open, the crowds will shift. The new pool is lovely and everything else is falling into place.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was there all day yesterday, had a fun day but it could have been busier. Was at a packed Eurekas the day before which would have still been pulling a crowd due to the weather. In a couple more weeks when the weather cools and the tubs open, the crowds will shift. The new pool is lovely and everything else is falling into place. "

Was it mostly single men when you went yesterday?

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley


"I was there all day yesterday, had a fun day but it could have been busier. Was at a packed Eurekas the day before which would have still been pulling a crowd due to the weather. In a couple more weeks when the weather cools and the tubs open, the crowds will shift. The new pool is lovely and everything else is falling into place.

Was it mostly single men when you went yesterday? "

Quite a lot but that's true of any club. Couple of girls and around ten couples.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

That doesn’t sound too bad to me. How many single men would you say there were?

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley


"That doesn’t sound too bad to me. How many single men would you say there were? "

Really not sure, with guys coming and going throughout the day, I couldn't even estimate.

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By *oveoldercouples99Man
over a year ago

Merton


"I was there all day yesterday, had a fun day but it could have been busier. Was at a packed Eurekas the day before which would have still been pulling a crowd due to the weather. In a couple more weeks when the weather cools and the tubs open, the crowds will shift. The new pool is lovely and everything else is falling into place.

Was it mostly single men when you went yesterday?

Quite a lot but that's true of any club. Couple of girls and around ten couples."

That was a bank holiday though, so may be less other Mondays??

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By *otwife and LawyerCouple
over a year ago

Heathrow/Windsor

Admittedly we didnt arrive until 8pm but then there were no single ladies, two other couples and c10 single guys.

By the time we left only one hour later it had thinned out even more.

This club has huge issues with its facilities (and lack of in some cases) that unless things change and quickly it will not survive

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