FabSwingers.com forum: Kestrels 2.0

By *ecretlyASoftie OP Woman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

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By *ohnsamCouple
over a year ago

Bramley

Can't wait for new Kestrels.

Won't miss the outside bit personally, if you just want to lye in the sun naked and read a book,then your own garden is the first port of call.

The cold wet days were the best at the old Kestrels, cos everyone was there for the same reason.

Wish we could count down the days to the new opening,please publish a date soon

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By *unniebee1970Woman
over a year ago

The Hive

I dont have a garden so I will miss the outdoor space. Nothing like being able to hide behind yr "sunnies" and dribble over the talent...

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By *attyBWoman
over a year ago

Dunstable/Luton

"I dont have a garden so I will miss the outdoor space. Nothing like being able to hide behind yr "sunnies" and dribble over the talent...

Stop giving away all our secrets!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best get new sunnies to celebrate and yes I will wear them indoors x

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By *urvy-liciousWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tagging in x

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By *reykiwi500Man
over a year ago

West Kent (near Tonbridge)

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By *mm and HerCouple
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

Impatiently waiting in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *alentino7Man
over a year ago

London

"I dont have a garden so I will miss the outdoor space. Nothing like being able to hide behind yr "sunnies" and dribble over the talent...

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds great - hopping on

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By *olden_Road_to_SamarkandMan
over a year ago

cambridge

Tagging in too!

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By *ipplebarnyMan
over a year ago

milton keynes

Tagging in as well

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By *eedsortingMan
over a year ago

Radley

Tagging in too. Seems like a popular topic - can't think why.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tagging in??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Totes tagging in...x

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By *TFSeventyMan
over a year ago

Weybridge

Following

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By *opilotMan
over a year ago

Heathrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tagging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t wait for this place to open again, There are some great clubs in the South East but I’ve never quite found a place where I felt so comfortable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh I can't wait for this to open, I loved the original venue and had some of the best times of any club visits there.

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

Are we nearly there yet?

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Pondering the possibility of being open in time for my birthday

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By *inkycatWoman
over a year ago

High Wycombe

Much as I can’t wait for it to open, I’m away until the beginning of June and don’t like the thought of not being able to go when I’ve missed it such a lot...

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

I like a nice tag team oh wrong thread. Yes, plase tag us in!

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By *ite ManMan
over a year ago

Glouuc

Can't beat A Tag so tag me 7b pls

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By *ockandkeyCouple
over a year ago

Aylesbury

I believe there has been an update on their website.

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By *avidberksMan
over a year ago

Wokingham

I'm tagging along

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I believe there has been an update on their website. "

Let’s hope it’s widely read.

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By *he RingmasterMan
over a year ago

Canford Cliffs

"I believe there has been an update on their website.

Let’s hope it’s widely read. "

Ha ha ha...

Why read it when you can post on here and expect some poor bugger to explain it all.

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By *rHornyGentMan
over a year ago

South East London

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By *rHornyGentMan
over a year ago

South East London

"I believe there has been an update on their website.

Let’s hope it’s widely read. "

As if by magic this is from the Kestrel website.

Planned Opening Date

This is unlikely to be be Easter weekend. Our licence is being held up as we need someone who has a particular set of qualifications that we do not have. If you have any of the following and would be willing to put your name on our licence to get your club finally open, please do get in contact as a matter or urgency.

For the spa pools and hot tubs:

1 Institute of Sport and Recreation Management, National Spa Pools Plant Operators course.

2 ITEC Level 3 Diploma in Spa pools

3 CIBTAC Spa Therapy Diploma

For the Sauna and Steam Rooms:

1 Sports Management, Sauna/Steam Room Training.

2 ITEC Level 3 Diploma in Spa treatments.

Given the size and nature of the club you can understand why the local authority would ask for these staff to be employed, presumably onsite at all times.

Anyone got an idea how long you have to study to get these exams and the cost?

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By *ome_And_Get_MeWoman
over a year ago

Dartford

Tagging in!

Cannot wait for this to open.. Had some of my best times at AbFabs

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By *heartsasoneCouple
over a year ago

pdi winter hols.

We are amazed they didn’t know they would need qualified people. It’s a commercial property. Change of plan for Easter it seems

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By *horty4Man
over a year ago

london

I genuinely wish them well, I’m going to visit but yes. It’s quiet a different proposition to opening up your house. To get insurance you need a licence, for that you need qualified people who will want to be paid appropriately. In turn you need people through the door. Hope it pans out

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By *wosmilersCouple
over a year ago

Heathrowish

"I believe there has been an update on their website.

Let’s hope it’s widely read.

As if by magic this is from the Kestrel website.

Planned Opening Date

For the spa pools and hot tubs:

1 Institute of Sport and Recreation Management, National Spa Pools Plant Operators course.

2 ITEC Level 3 Diploma in Spa pools

3 CIBTAC Spa Therapy Diploma

For the Sauna and Steam Rooms:

1 Sports Management, Sauna/Steam Room Training.

2 ITEC Level 3 Diploma in Spa treatments.

Given the size and nature of the club you can understand why the local authority would ask for these staff to be employed, presumably onsite at all times.

Anyone got an idea how long you have to study to get these exams and the cost?"

Level 3 qualifications are generally around 100 hours of mentored study along with exams or knowledge checks plus in some cases, onsite experience under a mentor.

It isn't a half day seminar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So it's safe to assume that no business plan has been in place throughout the process. If you need fully qualified staff on site throughout all the opening hours then deep pockets are going to be needed. Commercial property isn't cheap to run especially when water and people are involved!

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By *ishopstippleMan
over a year ago

Purley

Tagging in.

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By *iss SinWoman
over a year ago

portchester

Lol someone didn’t do their homework

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By *rHornyGentMan
over a year ago

South East London

"Lol someone didn’t do their homework "

Including those who donated to the crowdfunding drive. I’m all for more clubs but let’s do it safely and properly. You’d have thought that would be top of the owners list given what’s gone on before...

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By *iss SinWoman
over a year ago

portchester

"Lol someone didn’t do their homework

And now they are asking for someone to give them a printer to print membership cards on lol. Not much like a professional venture having to beg steal and borrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol someone didn’t do their homework

And now they are asking for someone to give them a printer to print membership cards on lol. Not much like a professional venture having to beg steal and borrow "

It looks like they have the printer but don't know how to use it and it runs off an old version of Windows which probably means the don't have the OS to run it, not to mention they want someone to sort it all out for free! Oh well I'm sure the hotel next door will be able to help a long with the parking.

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By *kinnyBirdWoman
over a year ago

Longford

We have found all the support we asked for and extremely grateful for the members who are willing to help and support us.

As part of the recently introduced new licences we now have to conform to (introduced April 1st) we need qualified staff in certain areas that we did not need when we started this project. Hence the plea for help.

As for the printer it was knowledge we need not an actual printer. Conforming to over 10 different pieces of law and legislation was never going to be an easy ride so asking for tiny bits of knowledge to be passed on to easy my brain seemed sensible so I can continue to conform.

If you all would like your club back please be mindful that we have 4 members of staff, (previous 7 full time) working 7 days a weeks and we all have kids that are being deprived of our time to get your fun place back. Of course we are going to miss something we are human and doing a jobs that require far more than 4 of us. So please be kind with your comments, we do read them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So pleased to hear you’ve been able to overcome the constant hurdles you have to jump. Thank you Tash for continuing to do your best to get the club up and running for all to enjoy. You and your team are doing a great job and once the hard work is completed and opening day is celebrated it’s only the beginning and I know you will see a growing list of happy members keen to continue to enjoy the Kestrel experience. Take care and well done! See you soon. Xx

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

"We have found all the support we asked for and extremely grateful for the members who are willing to help and support us.

Really pleased that you got all the pieces of help that you needed, and very much looking forward to opening day whenever you have it all ready.

Thank you so much for all the dedication you are putting in, and I'm away from your families, I know there are many of us that do appreciate it.

Exciting times ahead.

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By *ingersmalloyMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

There really are some nasty pieces of work on here ( probably gonna get band again ) Why can't you just say good luck your club is not for me instead of slagging people that are trying to get a business up and running and give people who enjoy a lifestyle somewhere else to go . Chappeaux team kestrels

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By *he RingmasterMan
over a year ago

Canford Cliffs

"There really are some nasty pieces of work on here ( probably gonna get band again ) Why can't you just say good luck your club is not for me instead of slagging people that are trying to get a business up and running and give people who enjoy a lifestyle somewhere else to go . Chappeaux team kestrels "

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over a year ago

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By *uriousBeanCouple
over a year ago

Bournemouth

Tagging in.

Interestly most of the people tagging in are from the South.

Its seems like there is a dire lack of clubs down south.

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

The word 'Im' should have actually been 'time' on my above post. Sorry for the typo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tagging in. I may sound stupid asking this but where will Kestrals 2.0 be ?

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By *attyBWoman
over a year ago

Dunstable/Luton

"Tagging in. I may sound stupid asking this but where will Kestrals 2.0 be ? "

Read all this thread if not the other threads as this gives all the details

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tagging in. I may sound stupid asking this but where will Kestrals 2.0 be ? "

5 minutes from the old one

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By *queeze1Couple
over a year ago

close to Faringdon

We wish you all the best and look forward to seeing you when you reopen. Take your time- and don’t forget your families and loved ones.

Us x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We have found all the support we asked for and extremely grateful for the members who are willing to help and support us.

Your all doing a great job and I’m thankful for your efforts. Your always going to get the odd idiot, so please ignore them. I can’t wait for you to reopen. New club...new beginning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can not wait to get naked, I’m really excited for the new club looking forward to seeing old friends and making new friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We have found all the support we asked for and extremely grateful for the members who are willing to help and support us.

Kids being deprived of their parents. Well one thing for sure you are a positive role model rather than a negative one those kids will benefit from that in the end.

Keep up the good work it must not be easy.

Keep the faith as this will be one of the best clubs in the country

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*following with interest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We have found all the support we asked for and extremely grateful for the members who are willing to help and support us.

hope your issue has been resolved, since I am not aware of technical issues and legislation requirement to run clubs, but one thing for sure if you are going to use IT systems, windows OS is expensive for business, so alternate cheap and equally user friendly option is Ubuntu’s operating system (just like windows) if you required any help on this, do let me know happy to assist your team.

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By *izusMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Nothing but support from me. Can’t wait. If I lived closer would help.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We have found all the support we asked for and extremely grateful for the members who are willing to help and support us.

It depends how many nodes and if they required software deployment.. they could still use a couple of licenses wouldn't be expensive on windows

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By *eedsortingMan
over a year ago

Radley

Someone who is used to Windows and not necessarily very IT literate I wouldn't be thinking about advocating Ubuntu. Windows itself is not that expensive these days and once you have a license you are on an automatic upgrade path through the semi annual releases. IMHO, of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We have found all the support we asked for and extremely grateful for the members who are willing to help and support us.

Kids being deprived of their parents. Well one thing for sure you are a positive role model rather than a negative one those kids will benefit from that in the end.

Keep up the good work it must not be easy.

Keep the faith as this will be one of the best clubs in the country"

I can’t be the only one who was sad to read that their ‘kids are being deprived’ over this new club?

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By *oAnCouple
over a year ago

Streatham

You actually can do a one day course for level 3 might be bot more. If you contact pr google Aquateq Pools in Scotland they can assist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like...WTAF!!

Seriously folks!!

A swinging site, and a thread about a brand new shiny club and we talking about unbuntu Vs windows????

I am as grateful as the next person for everyone putting in their effort to open this new club, and I cant wait for it to open. I look on here for the open date several times a day, but seriously!!!!!

Geek squad or alternative people, come on!!

Lets get this fantastic club open ASAP and get naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tagging in

Hoping this hurdle is overcome soon

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By *errysMan
over a year ago

milton keynes and kent

"We have found all the support we asked for and extremely grateful for the members who are willing to help and support us.

As part of the recently introduced new licences we now have to conform to (introduced April 1st) "

Just wondering if this was before midday.

(Just looking on the bright side).

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By *unguy1074Man
over a year ago

watford

Waiting for an opening date. Want to book the night off work so can enjoy the whole day/night

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Tagging eagerly in!

Cannot wait for this; I'm so so happy this is finally happening! Missed kestrels so much since it shut! Yaaaay!

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By *kinnyBirdWoman
over a year ago

Longford

"We have found all the support we asked for and extremely grateful for the members who are willing to help and support us.

As part of the recently introduced new licences we now have to conform to (introduced April 1st)

Just wondering if this was before midday.

(Just looking on the bright side).

If only it was an April Fools joke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We have found all the support we asked for and extremely grateful for the members who are willing to help and support us.

As part of the recently introduced new licences we now have to conform to (introduced April 1st)

Just wondering if this was before midday.

(Just looking on the bright side).

If only it was an April Fools joke.

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By *indbodyplayerMan
over a year ago

Surrey /City/ Devon

Tagging in. See you soon x

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton

In I tag.

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By *ermandrMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I cannot wait.

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

We're in

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By *rishmocha2Couple
over a year ago

Beds

tagging in

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