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New Kestrels - Facts : Part 2

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By *he Ringmaster OP   Man
over a year ago

Canford Cliffs

Because someone has to light the fuse...

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By *wosmilersCouple
over a year ago

Heathrowish

We will be there.....

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

Tagging in

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By *unkybbwWoman
over a year ago

Feltham

I will hopefully be there opening night with the other half! Can’t wait!! Already filled in the online membership form!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will hopefully be there opening night with the other half! Can’t wait!! Already filled in the online membership form! "

Good job it’s a big place as it’s going to in demand on that first night!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So happy it’s coming back. Sincerely. Bless the people involved

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

Bookmarking

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By *eedsortingMan
over a year ago

Radley

Don't get to go very often at all but when I could go I loved it. Looking forward to Kestrels mk 2 opening and will have top find a away to visit and check the new place out once it is open. It will be different (one of the joys of Kestrels mk 1 was warm spring / summer / autumn days by the pool) but some aspects I am expecting will be similar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t not wait

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By *attyBWoman
over a year ago

Dunstable/Luton

I am so in!! Looking forward to being in the pool naked....wearing a bikini just doesn't feel the same!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Following this with interest

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By *iss SinWoman
over a year ago

portchester


"I will hopefully be there opening night with the other half! Can’t wait!! Already filled in the online membership form! "

Keen!

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By *oul BrothaMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy far far away

Tagging in. Looking forward to having this great club back

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By *wo on wireCouple
over a year ago

london

We hope to be there for the first one ...excited ! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *urvy-liciousWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

I’m tagging in. Can’t wait for opening day/ night. Will be there

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By *hycouple18Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Does anyone know how the work is coming along

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does anyone know how the work is coming along "

It’s going very well. A lot is happening inside the building.

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By *areass2017Man
over a year ago

east coast

...and right next door to a Premier Inn if I've looked at the right place...I for one will be visiting again once it opens.

When is the scheduled opening night? Have they set a date at all?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m hoping that there’s a nice big sauna, and larger jacuzzis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it far from where the old one was?

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By *aptain VMan
over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester


"Is it far from where the old one was?"

I hope not. I look forward to it opening soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...and right next door to a Premier Inn if I've looked at the right place...I for one will be visiting again once it opens.

When is the scheduled opening night? Have they set a date at all? "

No date set yet but they are working hard on it. There’s activity there every day of the week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it far from where the old one was?"

It’s not far from the old site and it’s still very accessible from the M25

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drove past last night on my way back from game at Twickenham looks nice and great so many hotels by it.

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By *rattyPrincessWoman
over a year ago

hemel hempstead

Looking forward to the reopening. Loved abfabs and it’s dungeon. Me and flutter can’t wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it far from where the old one was?

It’s not far from the old site and it’s still very accessible from the M25 "

Thanks

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By *t12guy49Man
over a year ago

Walton-on-Thames

Looking forward to Kestrels II opening up. I’ll be making an effort to get there as much as possible this year

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton

Keeping an eye on this thread. So looking forward to the new club.

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up

Oh sticking a message in here x as looking forward to this x

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By *mm and HerCouple
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

We can see the news now:

Heathrow was brought to a standstill as the stampede of swingers to K2 brought traffic to a standstill...

Seriously - I wonder if there's going to need to be a guest list for opening night. Queue starts behind us!

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By *m A FuckerMan
over a year ago

kingswood,surrey/leysdown kent

When is the opening night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We can see the news now:

Heathrow was brought to a standstill as the stampede of swingers to K2 brought traffic to a standstill...

Seriously - I wonder if there's going to need to be a guest list for opening night. Queue starts behind us!"

It’s starting to look seriously good inside now.

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

I wonder how many nights a week they will be open, I used to love the Monday bi night. I hope that happens again at the new venue

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By *he Ringmaster OP   Man
over a year ago

Canford Cliffs

On Google Maps "Heathrow Biryani" is located next door. The sign looks a bit old but if they are still there I'd tell them to get some extra chicken in.

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton


"I wonder how many nights a week they will be open, I used to love the Monday bi night. I hope that happens again at the new venue"

Yep Mondays were my favourite too. And it was close enough to visit on a work night and get home at a reasonable time.

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By *kinnyBirdWoman
over a year ago

Longford


"On Google Maps "Heathrow Biryani" is located next door. The sign looks a bit old but if they are still there I'd tell them to get some extra chicken in."

Wasn’t next door, was the same building. But many years ago.

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By *bw_lover33Man
over a year ago

Twickenham

I'm truly shocked . The Phoenix has risen from the Ashes.

Well done Kestrels!! Amazing turnaround and im sorry for doubting the project. Im definitely going to eat some humble pie lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope they are going to be open in the day, nice to chill there between my night shifts

Miss F

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By *he Ringmaster OP   Man
over a year ago

Canford Cliffs


"I'm truly shocked . The Phoenix has risen from the Ashes.

Well done Kestrels!! Amazing turnaround and im sorry for doubting the project. Im definitely going to eat some humble pie lol"

"Truly shocked"

Says more about you than anything. You've spent months bad mouthing Kestrels.

I, for one, certainly hope that should you apply for membership you will be rejected because you've proved yourself to be anything but a friend and supporter of the club.

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By *he Ringmaster OP   Man
over a year ago

Canford Cliffs


"On Google Maps "Heathrow Biryani" is located next door. The sign looks a bit old but if they are still there I'd tell them to get some extra chicken in.

Wasn’t next door, was the same building. But many years ago. "

Thanks - I'll stick to McDonalds then!

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By *izusMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

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By *nvisible_manMan
over a year ago

TWICKENHAM


"I'm truly shocked . The Phoenix has risen from the Ashes.

Well done Kestrels!! Amazing turnaround and im sorry for doubting the project. Im definitely going to eat some humble pie lol

"Truly shocked"

Says more about you than anything. You've spent months bad mouthing Kestrels.

I, for one, certainly hope that should you apply for membership you will be rejected because you've proved yourself to be anything but a friend and supporter of the club. "

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By *bw_lover33Man
over a year ago

Twickenham

Yes Ringmaster but thats what a forum is. We are all banned to have conflicting opinions and i actually think joining together reconsiling our differences and supporting the club in unison is how we should all go about things rather than dividing people before the club has even opened its doors.

I said sorry for being a big synic and you should respect that takes courage and balls. Im not the only person who doubted things so please be reasonable and accept we all want this new club to be a huge success!!

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By *leyxxxMan
over a year ago

Southampton/London/Bristol

So when they are opening? Any news on facilities etc? Pool and smoking area were the best lol

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By *iss SinWoman
over a year ago

portchester

No outside area? Nothing to distinguish from loads of other sauna clubs then

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By *leyxxxMan
over a year ago

Southampton/London/Bristol

Very true, wont be the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No outside area? Nothing to distinguish from loads of other sauna clubs then"

Apart from a beautiful pool you can use all year round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On Google Maps "Heathrow Biryani" is located next door. The sign looks a bit old but if they are still there I'd tell them to get some extra chicken in.

Wasn’t next door, was the same building. But many years ago.

Thanks - I'll stick to McDonalds then!"

Also pretty much next door ???? decent pub in walking distance too for that pre club courage ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder how many nights a week they will be open, I used to love the Monday bi night. I hope that happens again at the new venue"

As far as I’m aware they are intending the same opening hours as before.

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By *iss SinWoman
over a year ago

portchester


"No outside area? Nothing to distinguish from loads of other sauna clubs then

Apart from a beautiful pool you can use all year round "

I can do that at the leisure centre for £4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No outside area? Nothing to distinguish from loads of other sauna clubs then

Apart from a beautiful pool you can use all year round

I can do that at the leisure centre for £4"

go for it!

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By *andtsurreyCouple
over a year ago

Torbay


"No outside area? Nothing to distinguish from loads of other sauna clubs then

Apart from a beautiful pool you can use all year round

I can do that at the leisure centre for £4"

You can swim naked in a leisure centre for £4. Must be a riot in your town.

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By *iss SinWoman
over a year ago

portchester

Sticking to Eurekas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sticking to Eurekas "

Everyone has their own opinions.

I know when people start talking about how great the facilities are I think people will come and be very surprised.

Fantastic pool. The dungeon overlooking the pool. Massive dance floor for party nights a cinema, glory holes. Big social are and lots of other naughty areas to explore The swing was being put together on Sunday. The stable area is already looking good.

As for opening no date set as of yet but it won’t be to long.

Thanks to the kestrel team for getting this sorted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve missed Kestrels so much the atmosphere and the friendly people, I can’t wait for the new place to open x

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By *ink Panther 123Man
over a year ago

Colnbrook


"Sticking to Eurekas "

That's good one less negative person at Kestrels . Have Fun

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By *nnocent and RaunchyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester /London


"Sticking to Eurekas

Everyone has their own opinions.

I know when people start talking about how great the facilities are I think people will come and be very surprised.

Fantastic pool. The dungeon overlooking the pool. Massive dance floor for party nights a cinema, glory holes. Big social are and lots of other naughty areas to explore The swing was being put together on Sunday. The stable area is already looking good.

As for opening no date set as of yet but it won’t be to long.

Thanks to the kestrel team for getting this sorted

"

We've missed the old abfabs so much,sounds like the new one will be amazing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *armite6774Couple
over a year ago

Southampton


"I'm truly shocked . The Phoenix has risen from the Ashes.

Well done Kestrels!! Amazing turnaround and im sorry for doubting the project. Im definitely going to eat some humble pie lol

"Truly shocked"

I totally agree with you send him packing

Says more about you than anything. You've spent months bad mouthing Kestrels.

I, for one, certainly hope that should you apply for membership you will be rejected because you've proved yourself to be anything but a friend and supporter of the club. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone is allowed an opinion. Would you attack someone like that because they prefer tetley tea over PG tips?

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By *ingersmalloyMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Two very nice brands of tea . If I was given one but preferred the other I would say thank you, drink it and appreciate it for what it was not look at the negatives. When someone has an agenda to attack something that currently nobody has experienced good or bad .

Having enjoyed the club in its previous form I'm probably going to be very defensive of Graham and the team .

This thread was about facts

Not to destroy the club before it gets off the ground

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyone is allowed an opinion. Would you attack someone like that because they prefer tetley tea over PG tips? "

Oh!! How very dare you!! You forgot the best tea! Earl Grey tea of course. I spit in your Tetleys and PG Tips.

Some people take things too seriously.

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton

I take tea very seriously. Tetley extra strong, or a nice cup of genmaicha.

I. Loved the old Kestrels and will definitely try the new. If someone else prefers not to, there's no need to shout about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't wait for opening night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh to be naked in the pool and making some waves. I can’t wait to meet someone there to makes those waves with. See you in the pool very soon.

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By *eedsortingMan
over a year ago

Radley

Certainly looking forward to it opening. Sounds like renovations are well advanced and I hope it's not long before we start seeing regular threads from those who have been. Doubt I will get to the opening but hope to fit in a visit soon after it's open. Some very happy memories of the original Kestrels and looking forward to what may happen with Kestrels Mk 2

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By *exyparadiseWoman
over a year ago

Top secret

I loved this Club! we attended both Kestrels and Adfabs, Always had a great time and always met lovely friendly people, the staff were fantasic i remember the icepops mark used to throw in the Pool on a Hot day..Playrooms/good Music we could all get Sexy too lol where no one judged anyone!..So glad your re opening

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By *exyparadiseWoman
over a year ago

Top secret


"Oh to be naked in the pool and making some waves. I can’t wait to meet someone there to makes those waves with. See you in the pool very soon. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh to be naked in the pool and making some waves. I can’t wait to meet someone there to makes those waves with. See you in the pool very soon. "

. I’m waiting for you. Lol!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh to be naked in the pool and making some waves. I can’t wait to meet someone there to makes those waves with. See you in the pool very soon.

. I’m waiting for you. Lol!!"

There are going to be lots of reunions!

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By *edcat400Couple
over a year ago

emsworth


"Sticking to Eurekas

That's good one less negative person at Kestrels . Have Fun "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh to be naked in the pool and making some waves. I can’t wait to meet someone there to makes those waves with. See you in the pool very soon.

. I’m waiting for you. Lol!!

There are going to be lots of reunions! "

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By *lovisMan
over a year ago

Twickenham

I'm sure many of us will refer to new areas by old names - "shall we go to the stables"?

#oldhabitsdiehard

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley

Any news on plans for play areas - open play, private rooms, two way mirrors or a combination of all 3?

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By *he Ringmaster OP   Man
over a year ago

Canford Cliffs


"Any news on plans for play areas - open play, private rooms, two way mirrors or a combination of all 3?"

Why not just wait till it opens and not spoil the surprise.

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By *ussexcpl7984Couple
over a year ago

Storrington

Any news on opening date yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t wait!!!

Loved going to Kestrels at weekends and the occasional evening visit too... bring it on!

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By *ouble CCouple
over a year ago

Gran Canaria

We've filled in the online forms. Just waiting with bated breath now!

It's the people that make a place and I for one hope that we run into, most of those people again. Miss C Xx

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By *oul BrothaMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy far far away


"We can see the news now:

Heathrow was brought to a standstill as the stampede of swingers to K2 brought traffic to a standstill...

Seriously - I wonder if there's going to need to be a guest list for opening night. Queue starts behind us!"

There'll definitely need to be a guest list, it'll be over subscribed on day one.

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By *ettyboop61Woman
over a year ago

St Neots


"We've filled in the online forms. Just waiting with bated breath now!

It's the people that make a place and I for one hope that we run into, most of those people again. Miss C Xx "

Yeh me too

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By *attyBWoman
over a year ago

Dunstable/Luton


"We've filled in the online forms. Just waiting with bated breath now!

It's the people that make a place and I for one hope that we run into, most of those people again. Miss C Xx "

Not sure I can handle seeing you guys again......I was 'innocent' before I met you guys

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly


"We've filled in the online forms. Just waiting with bated breath now!

It's the people that make a place and I for one hope that we run into, most of those people again. Miss C Xx

Not sure I can handle seeing you guys again......I was 'innocent' before I met you guys "

Strangely so was I...

Actually I’ll never forget the night I met them it was pretty epic

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By *he fab twoCouple
over a year ago

brentwood

So when is opening night?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So when is opening night?"

Patience! They are working their socks off and I can tell you the place has already been transformed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excited! Eagerly awaiting opening announcements

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By *ouble CCouple
over a year ago

Gran Canaria


"We've filled in the online forms. Just waiting with bated breath now!

It's the people that make a place and I for one hope that we run into, most of those people again. Miss C Xx

Not sure I can handle seeing you guys again......I was 'innocent' before I met you guys

Strangely so was I...

Actually I’ll never forget the night I met them it was pretty epic "

You guys....make my blush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When does it re open?

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

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"When does it re open? "

They haven't got an exact date but I think they are looking at around Easter time. Fingers crossed

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By *unwithus2.Couple
over a year ago

south kent

Hi sorry only just seen this, we are a couple that went quite often and disappointed when it closed,

is it at the same placeas before ?

or has it moved to a new location, ?

and how do we reuse our existing memberships ? ,

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

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I think most of those questions are covered in the thread but if you have a look at the website there are also lots of details there.

It is a new membership system and a new location. It is approximately 3 miles from the old one I believe.

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By *attyBWoman
over a year ago

Dunstable/Luton


"We've filled in the online forms. Just waiting with bated breath now!

It's the people that make a place and I for one hope that we run into, most of those people again. Miss C Xx

Not sure I can handle seeing you guys again......I was 'innocent' before I met you guys

Strangely so was I...

Actually I’ll never forget the night I met them it was pretty epic "

They defo have A LOT to be blamed for!

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By *ettyboop61Woman
over a year ago

St Neots


"We've filled in the online forms. Just waiting with bated breath now!

It's the people that make a place and I for one hope that we run into, most of those people again. Miss C Xx

Not sure I can handle seeing you guys again......I was 'innocent' before I met you guys

Strangely so was I...

Actually I’ll never forget the night I met them it was pretty epic

They defo have A LOT to be blamed for! "

Yes!! Bring back the CLAW!

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By *omeo7xxxMan
over a year ago

London

Can't wait for the re opening, will see you all there.

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By *ssexbloke72Man
over a year ago

Poplar


"Can't wait for the re opening, will see you all there. "

It's not a re opening.

It is a different club!

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By *omeo7xxxMan
over a year ago

London


"Can't wait for the re opening, will see you all there.

It's not a re opening.

It is a different club!"

Same owners, same name to me i class that as a re opening but thanks for your input.

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By *ouble CCouple
over a year ago

Gran Canaria


"We've filled in the online forms. Just waiting with bated breath now!

It's the people that make a place and I for one hope that we run into, most of those people again. Miss C Xx

Not sure I can handle seeing you guys again......I was 'innocent' before I met you guys

Strangely so was I...

Actually I’ll never forget the night I met them it was pretty epic

They defo have A LOT to be blamed for!

Yes!! Bring back the CLAW! "

The Claw will be coming with us. As will the Vampirw Gloves. Pin Wheels. Floggers. Paddles. Strap-On. Oh my!

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By *lovisMan
over a year ago

Twickenham


"Can't wait for the re opening, will see you all there.

It's not a re opening.

It is a different club!"

Arsenal moved from Highbury to the Emirates - still called Arsenal

Man City moved from Maine Road to the Etihad - still called Man City

West Ham moved from the Boleyn to the London Stadium - still called West Ham.

I rest my case.

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By *ettyboop61Woman
over a year ago

St Neots


"We've filled in the online forms. Just waiting with bated breath now!

It's the people that make a place and I for one hope that we run into, most of those people again. Miss C Xx

Not sure I can handle seeing you guys again......I was 'innocent' before I met you guys

Strangely so was I...

Actually I’ll never forget the night I met them it was pretty epic

They defo have A LOT to be blamed for!

Yes!! Bring back the CLAW!

The Claw will be coming with us. As will the Vampirw Gloves. Pin Wheels. Floggers. Paddles. Strap-On. Oh my! "

Yummy yummy

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By *kinnyBirdWoman
over a year ago

Longford


"Can't wait for the re opening, will see you all there.

It's not a re opening.

It is a different club!

Same owners, same name to me i class that as a re opening but thanks for your input. "

New club, New name, new owners, new venue.

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

So excited for this!!

There's been a real absence in the west London/ home counties area since Kestrels closed.

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By *kinnyBirdWoman
over a year ago

Longford


"This is great news for Station Cars Langley !!"

There are cheap around and more reliable. I believe Kestel stopped using them a while before they closed.

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By *ssexbloke72Man
over a year ago

Poplar


"Can't wait for the re opening, will see you all there.

It's not a re opening.

It is a different club!

Same owners, same name to me i class that as a re opening but thanks for your input.

New club, New name, new owners, new venue. "

There you go gentlemen I accept your apologies.!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't wait for the re opening, will see you all there.

It's not a re opening.

It is a different club!

Same owners, same name to me i class that as a re opening but thanks for your input.

New club, New name, new owners, new venue. "

Bigger and better!!

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By *kinnyBirdWoman
over a year ago

Longford


"On Google Maps "Heathrow Biryani" is located next door. The sign looks a bit old but if they are still there I'd tell them to get some extra chicken in.

Wasn’t next door, was the same building. But many years ago.

Thanks - I'll stick to McDonalds then!"

There will be a nice cafe inside, save you going out.

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By *he fab twoCouple
over a year ago

brentwood


"So when is opening night?

Patience! They are working their socks off and I can tell you the place has already been transformed! "

Sorry didn’t know if they’d set a date already

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By *he fab twoCouple
over a year ago

brentwood

Is there a website address for new club?

How do we fill out online forms for member ship and is there a waiting list for opening night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t wait to get back naked in the pool. Also to cause havoc in the Dungeon once more.

I’ve missed the little piece of heaven as I’m sure many have!

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By *ensualMan
over a year ago

Sutton

Definitely missed the dungeon!

Is anyone able to help with some esoteric bondage question?

Will there be a suitable suspension points in the dungeon for those interested in full or partial suspension? The beams in the old dungeon in both the suspension swing room and the octagon bed room were good for rope suspension.

Secondly the old dungeon in the octagon room had hooks on the walls which were good for tying off rope, will there be similar in the rooms?

If HDZ were to return, would it be on the basis of non-gendered pricing as is similar with fetish nights at other fetish and swing clubs.

Finally, will the spider and web return? They have been missed.

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

I'd forgotten about the spider

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Definitely missed the dungeon!

Is anyone able to help with some esoteric bondage question?

Will there be a suitable suspension points in the dungeon for those interested in full or partial suspension? The beams in the old dungeon in both the suspension swing room and the octagon bed room were good for rope suspension.

Secondly the old dungeon in the octagon room had hooks on the walls which were good for tying off rope, will there be similar in the rooms?

If HDZ were to return, would it be on the basis of non-gendered pricing as is similar with fetish nights at other fetish and swing clubs.

Finally, will the spider and web return? They have been missed.

"

Suggest you contact _kinnybird for all the answers, although she’s really busy trying to get everything sorted!

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By *eedsortingMan
over a year ago

Radley

Loved the pool too although hoping that the hot tubs and sauna make an appearance as well. Great for relaxing in - or recovering.

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By *nvisible_manMan
over a year ago

TWICKENHAM

So many questions - next someone will ask what colour the towels are.

Let the people get on with it. It's not as if they've not done it before

All will be revealed soon enough.

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By *wosmilersCouple
over a year ago

Heathrowish


"So many questions - next someone will ask what colour the towels are.

Let the people get on with it. It's not as if they've not done it before

All will be revealed soon enough. "

I think it is the justifiable expectation that maintains the thread.

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By *kinnyBirdWoman
over a year ago

Longford

Loving all the questions.

Not that they will all be answered, can’t let you know everything.

But we are working extremely hard to make it better then Kestels’.

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By *ove-itCouple
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Can’t wait! and well done xx

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By *dge of HeavenMan
over a year ago

Bridgend


"I am so in!! Looking forward to being in the pool naked....wearing a bikini just doesn't feel the same!"

Know what you mean its good to be free!

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By *dge of HeavenMan
over a year ago

Bridgend

Will the old membership be valid or will we have to pay again? Brought a 2nd membership just before it closed last time. If not, a discount would be appreciated!

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By *ove-itCouple
over a year ago

Portsmouth

FFS are swingers the tightest f@@ckers around?? £10 f@@cking quid!!

“I want discount” ffs! If you don’t like it, piss off somewhere where your shabby morals will fit in!

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By *kinnyBirdWoman
over a year ago

Longford


"Will the old membership be valid or will we have to pay again? Brought a 2nd membership just before it closed last time. If not, a discount would be appreciated!"

New club, new venue, new name, new owners.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So many questions - next someone will ask what colour the towels are.

Let the people get on with it. It's not as if they've not done it before

All will be revealed soon enough. "

You bring up a very important point!

What colour the towels will be? I need to be sure they go with my eyes, or if I should bring my own.

Well done on all the work to get the new club opened. Looking forward to trying a club for the first time. Can you all promise to be gentle, although I like the sound of ropes, reminds me of Scouts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Liking the positive vibes, ignoring the less positive ones! Hope to check it out, Miss F will defo be chilling there between her night shifts, I say chilling, I mean perving lol

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By *uriousBeanCouple
over a year ago

Bournemouth

Can't wait

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough


"FFS are swingers the tightest f@@ckers around?? £10 f@@cking quid!!

“I want discount” ffs! If you don’t like it, piss off somewhere where your shabby morals will fit in! "

Laughed a lot

V x

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By *uriousBeanCouple
over a year ago

Bournemouth

Membership should be raised to £100 and then include a couple of visits free. That way they'll get repeat business and ensure that everyone is there for the right reasons

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By *lan157Man
over a year ago

a village near Haywards Heath in East Sussex


"Membership should be raised to £100 and then include a couple of visits free. That way they'll get repeat business and ensure that everyone is there for the right reasons "

What would be the wrong reasons ? ( leaving aside bad behaviour)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Membership should be raised to £100 and then include a couple of visits free. That way they'll get repeat business and ensure that everyone is there for the right reasons

What would be the wrong reasons ? ( leaving aside bad behaviour) "

Not being rich enough to drop £100 in one go on a club membership?

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By *ettyboop61Woman
over a year ago

St Neots


"Membership should be raised to £100 and then include a couple of visits free. That way they'll get repeat business and ensure that everyone is there for the right reasons

What would be the wrong reasons ? ( leaving aside bad behaviour)

Not being rich enough to drop £100 in one go on a club membership?"

Same here......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Membership should be raised to £100 and then include a couple of visits free. That way they'll get repeat business and ensure that everyone is there for the right reasons

What would be the wrong reasons ? ( leaving aside bad behaviour)

Not being rich enough to drop £100 in one go on a club membership?

Same here...... "

It's amazing, and depressing, how many people think restricting access to clubs only to people with money will make things better. It's the same mentality that thinks jacking up the entry prices for single men will stop crowds of them following anyone with a pussy around. People mistake having money for having class. All that will happen is that the crowds of zombie wankers will be arriving in nicer cars.

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By *iss SinWoman
over a year ago

portchester

Putting prices up could give people the impression that they have ‘ the right’ to fuck people

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By *rnycpl4funCouple
over a year ago

Near Durham


"Membership should be raised to £100 and then include a couple of visits free. That way they'll get repeat business and ensure that everyone is there for the right reasons

What would be the wrong reasons ? ( leaving aside bad behaviour)

Not being rich enough to drop £100 in one go on a club membership?

Same here......

It's amazing, and depressing, how many people think restricting access to clubs only to people with money will make things better. It's the same mentality that thinks jacking up the entry prices for single men will stop crowds of them following anyone with a pussy around. People mistake having money for having class. All that will happen is that the crowds of zombie wankers will be arriving in nicer cars."

Possibly the best reply I have ever read on here!

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By *bw_lover33Man
over a year ago

Twickenham


"Can't wait for the re opening, will see you all there.

It's not a re opening.

It is a different club!

Arsenal moved from Highbury to the Emirates - still called Arsenal

Man City moved from Maine Road to the Etihad - still called Man City

West Ham moved from the Boleyn to the London Stadium - still called West Ham.

I rest my case. "

Wimbledon moved to Milton Keynes and changed names to Mk Dons.

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By *bw_lover33Man
over a year ago

Twickenham

Given how much the club has just spent on getting it together, £10 is a very reasonable contribution.

There is admin involved everytime you join someone up as they may have destroyed there previous records!! For those who think they have wasted a tenner , trade your old card in at Eureka and they will give you free membership. No waste haha

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By *reykiwi500Man
over a year ago

West Kent (near Tonbridge)


"Membership should be raised to £100 and then include a couple of visits free. That way they'll get repeat business and ensure that everyone is there for the right reasons

What would be the wrong reasons ? ( leaving aside bad behaviour)

Not being rich enough to drop £100 in one go on a club membership?

Same here......

It's amazing, and depressing, how many people think restricting access to clubs only to people with money will make things better. It's the same mentality that thinks jacking up the entry prices for single men will stop crowds of them following anyone with a pussy around. People mistake having money for having class. All that will happen is that the crowds of zombie wankers will be arriving in nicer cars."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Given how much the club has just spent on getting it together, £10 is a very reasonable contribution.

There is admin involved everytime you join someone up as they may have destroyed there previous records!! For those who think they have wasted a tenner , trade your old card in at Eureka and they will give you free membership. No waste haha

"

£10 hardly covers the admin!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any news on the towel colour ? X

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By *aptain VMan
over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester


"Any news on the towel colour ? X"

White I think

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly


"Any news on the towel colour ? X

White I think "

Nah be too dirty. Tbh they probably still have the old lot so my guess is they’ll be blue!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any news on the towel colour ? X"

Surely in this day and age it needs to be multi coloured!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just signed up to updates on their website, the only pic of the venue on there looks great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drove by today....lots of work going on. Three hotels in very close proximity so should be interesting. Wondering if they will do a room deal witb Premier inn like Xtasia do in West Brom?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just signed up to updates on their website, the only pic of the venue on there looks great "

Having been inside several times I can tell you it’s great!

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By *urekaPartiesCouple
over a year ago

FAWKHAM


"Given how much the club has just spent on getting it together, £10 is a very reasonable contribution.

There is admin involved everytime you join someone up as they may have destroyed there previous records!! For those who think they have wasted a tenner , trade your old card in at Eureka and they will give you free membership. No waste haha

"

I’m afraid the offer ended on 31st December

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By *he Ringmaster OP   Man
over a year ago

Canford Cliffs


"Given how much the club has just spent on getting it together, £10 is a very reasonable contribution.

There is admin involved everytime you join someone up as they may have destroyed there previous records!! For those who think they have wasted a tenner , trade your old card in at Eureka and they will give you free membership. No waste haha

I’m afraid the offer ended on 31st December "

On the ball as always.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Given how much the club has just spent on getting it together, £10 is a very reasonable contribution.

There is admin involved everytime you join someone up as they may have destroyed there previous records!! For those who think they have wasted a tenner , trade your old card in at Eureka and they will give you free membership. No waste haha

I’m afraid the offer ended on 31st December

On the ball as always....."

It was a clever move by Eurekas to originally offer this deal.

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By *iss SinWoman
over a year ago

portchester


"Given how much the club has just spent on getting it together, £10 is a very reasonable contribution.

There is admin involved everytime you join someone up as they may have destroyed there previous records!! For those who think they have wasted a tenner , trade your old card in at Eureka and they will give you free membership. No waste haha

I’m afraid the offer ended on 31st December

On the ball as always.....

It was a clever move by Eurekas to originally offer this deal."

A generous move too and who can blame them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Membership should be raised to £100 and then include a couple of visits free. That way they'll get repeat business and ensure that everyone is there for the right reasons "

Including ladies and couples, or just the men

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By *ettyboop61Woman
over a year ago

St Neots

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By *ohnsamCouple
over a year ago

Bramley

If it was £1000 we would still pay it,last place was amazing,hoping this one will be even better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If it was £1000 we would still pay it,last place was amazing,hoping this one will be even better. "

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By *astispairCouple
over a year ago

Hornchurch

This is great news. We were gutted when the old place closed. Can't wait for K2!!

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley


"This is great news. We were gutted when the old place closed. Can't wait for K2!! "

Sorry, had to laugh at that - "K2" is the name of our local leisure centre - seriously hope the new venue is more fun than that place!

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By *astispairCouple
over a year ago

Hornchurch


"This is great news. We were gutted when the old place closed. Can't wait for K2!!

Sorry, had to laugh at that - "K2" is the name of our local leisure centre - seriously hope the new venue is more fun than that place! "

Ha ha! So that's why they threw us out!!!

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By *ouble CCouple
over a year ago

Gran Canaria

Really looking forward to this opening! Especially on nice days like today. Would have been lovely to swim in the pool, have a hot tub moment and shag. Lol. A day at a spa isn't the same. Feels weird wearing swim wear. Like getting into a hot tub fully clothed.

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley


"This is great news. We were gutted when the old place closed. Can't wait for K2!!

Sorry, had to laugh at that - "K2" is the name of our local leisure centre - seriously hope the new venue is more fun than that place!

Ha ha! So that's why they threw us out!!! "

Yeah, Kestrels let you get away with WAY more in their pool than the local council would.

Having a club a 15 min walk from my flat'd be awesome though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone know what the opening date is?

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By *kinnyBirdWoman
over a year ago

Longford


"Anyone know what the opening date is? "

We’ve not released that yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t wait to swim naked again and getting naughty in the pool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can’t wait to swim naked again and getting naughty in the pool "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can’t wait to swim naked again and getting naughty in the pool "

Hope to be the one your getting naughty with ;p

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.


"This is great news. We were gutted when the old place closed. Can't wait for K2!!

Sorry, had to laugh at that - "K2" is the name of our local leisure centre - seriously hope the new venue is more fun than that place!

Ha ha! So that's why they threw us out!!!

Yeah, Kestrels let you get away with WAY more in their pool than the local council would.

Having a club a 15 min walk from my flat'd be awesome though. "

Afterparty at Jonnys!

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

Always fancied the old one. I'm down by Heathrow for a flight the next day in mid May so hopefully you'll be open the night before!

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley


"This is great news. We were gutted when the old place closed. Can't wait for K2!!

Sorry, had to laugh at that - "K2" is the name of our local leisure centre - seriously hope the new venue is more fun than that place!

Ha ha! So that's why they threw us out!!!

Yeah, Kestrels let you get away with WAY more in their pool than the local council would.

Having a club a 15 min walk from my flat'd be awesome though.

Afterparty at Jonnys! "

Actually, once we've all been caught swimming naked in the public pool, I think the "afterparty" would be at the police station.

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

Following thread with interest...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fabulous thread! Enjoyed reading all the different views and we all have opinions on anything and everything, but please try not to make it too personal. There are many different clubs so allow the extreme negativity.

There has been mention of dungeon in here...

The spider and web !!! Those were the days.

I am confident the new place will be rockin n rollin because there is a huge demand for it with plenty of Fabbers from all over the UK eager to attend. Just in time for summer hey...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fabulous thread! Enjoyed reading all the different views and we all have opinions on anything and everything, but please try not to make it too personal. There are many different clubs so allow the extreme negativity.

There has been mention of dungeon in here...

The spider and web !!! Those were the days.

I am confident the new place will be rockin n rollin because there is a huge demand for it with plenty of Fabbers from all over the UK eager to attend. Just in time for summer hey... "

You won’t be disappointed by the new facilities!

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By *wosmilersCouple
over a year ago

Heathrowish

A club is only as good as the clientele. Judging by those commenting on the thread, it should be marvellous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A club is only as good as the clientele. Judging by those commenting on the thread, it should be marvellous."

It’s true, as with anything, it’s the people that matter!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will the swing be there? MsH really enjoyed the swing

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By *kinnyBirdWoman
over a year ago

Longford


"Will the swing be there? MsH really enjoyed the swing "

You will all just have to wait and see.

If we tell your everything there will be no surprises or WOW factor.

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By *irmHand69Man
over a year ago

Bracknell

From a Kestrals II perspective, as it's all indoors, it will certainly be more of an all year round venue. Kestrals 1 was deserted on cold rainy days and dead during the winter months. This should mean plenty of clientele all day, every day. 365 days of the year. Thats good for the owners and helps with staffing and further investment into naughty adult pleasure. Happy days!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will the swing be there? MsH really enjoyed the swing

You will all just have to wait and see.

If we tell your everything there will be no surprises or WOW factor. "

Haha now that is teasing!!

Always nice to have the WOW factor

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By *eedsortingMan
over a year ago

Radley


"Will the swing be there? MsH really enjoyed the swing

You will all just have to wait and see.

If we tell your everything there will be no surprises or WOW factor. "

To be honest, you could tell us everything and there will still be the wow factor and surprises just by seeing it in the flesh and mixing with all of the lovely visitors. No day is the same. There's a palpable sense of excitement about the impending (hopefully) opening!

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