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By *artyOnGirth OP   Man
over a year ago

Northampton

I’m a professional single good looking guy looking to go to a club.

Would love people to see my length in a club as people never think I’m so hung, can you walk around naked?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a good time at a club is not dependent how big your boner is. Try talking, flirting and mingling - standing there with your cock out yelling "check out my hard on" is not likely to win you any friends.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Yes you can walk around naked in clubs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m a professional single good looking guy looking to go to a club.

Would love people to see my length in a club as people never think I’m so hung, can you walk around naked? "

Tbh pal with that sort of approach and needy attitude I think yourself would be the bigger one everytime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m a professional single good looking guy looking to go to a club.

Would love people to see my length in a club as people never think I’m so hung, can you walk around naked? "

Yeah people will just think your a muppet and knock you down a peg

Which it sounds like you need really

Being big headed is not attractive

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island


"Having a good time at a club is not dependent how big your boner is. Try talking, flirting and mingling - standing there with your cock out yelling "check out my hard on" is not likely to win you any friends. "

Your MASSIVE BONER may even put some people off, let alone the cost of law suit to people who had the misfortune to have ended the night with eye injuries with you swinging your meat around.

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By *artyOnGirth OP   Man
over a year ago

Northampton

I would just get a kick out of people looking at me and think bloody hell wouldn’t have expected that!

Im polite and have good manners but also shy conversationally so need the nakedness to do the talking lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would just get a kick out of people looking at me and think bloody hell wouldn’t have expected that!

Im polite and have good manners but also shy conversationally so need the nakedness to do the talking lol "

People probably wont approach you

But good luck

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"I would just get a kick out of people looking at me and think bloody hell wouldn’t have expected that!

Im polite and have good manners but also shy conversationally so need the nakedness to do the talking lol "

Your best bet would probably be Greedy Girl events, some of them might not even care about talking to you... don't expect to be front of the line though.

Cal

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"I would just get a kick out of people looking at me and think bloody hell wouldn’t have expected that!

Im polite and have good manners but also shy conversationally so need the nakedness to do the talking lol "

Oh it'll certainly do the talking... but it will probably not be saying what you want / hope.

You would probably attract bi and gay guys rather than women.

If I was looking for a single guy, the one stood with a huge erection is likely to get avoided.

Nita

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here's an idea op

Take some hoops with you

1st lady to get all 4 on your massive phallus gets to fuck you

It'll be better than winning a goldfish

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By *artyOnGirth OP   Man
over a year ago

Northampton

Thank you Nita for the advice, I will just have to pluck up the courage and get flirting with my clothes on and if anyone likes me then great


"I would just get a kick out of people looking at me and think bloody hell wouldn’t have expected that!

Im polite and have good manners but also shy conversationally so need the nakedness to do the talking lol

Oh it'll certainly do the talking... but it will probably not be saying what you want / hope.

You would probably attract bi and gay guys rather than women.

If I was looking for a single guy, the one stood with a huge erection is likely to get avoided.

Nita "

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

OP it doesn't matter how big your cock is - if you're not able to hold a conversation then you are very unlikely to get anywhere at clubs

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Thank you Nita for the advice, I will just have to pluck up the courage and get flirting with my clothes on and if anyone likes me then great"

No worries.

You don't need to flirt, just chat to all sorts if people, and see what happens.

Nita

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By *ingAlMan
over a year ago

hereford

Some clubs have naked nights, Chams is on a Tuesday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP, gets messaging a few ladies that are saying they enjoy clubs, arrange a social and go from there. You need to have good conversation/banter to get the ladies attention and lits of good flirting, not lots of dick pics.

There are quite a few single ladies in here looking for a single male to go to a club with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP, gets messaging a few ladies that are saying they enjoy clubs, arrange a social and go from there. You need to have good conversation/banter to get the ladies attention and lits of good flirting, not lots of dick pics.

There are quite a few single ladies in here looking for a single male to go to a club with. "

There sure are. And a good, reliable, safe, experienced and considerate man to go with is hard to find.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be fair I am quite shy socially to so we should just go to the awkward corner together OP

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

You can walk around naked if you want to. If exhibitionism is your thing have at it. But unless it's accompanied by normal social skills, cock size regardless, then you may not have a good time.

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By *ethnmelvCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff


"I’m a professional single good looking guy looking to go to a club.

Would love people to see my length in a club as people never think I’m so hung, can you walk around naked? "

Just go to a club, dress smart, wander round with a smile, talk to people, don’t assume sex is on the cards & you will find couples and ladies will be more interested - and then you can show your trump card! Don’t assume size is so important, but it could be fun to discover the challenge is larger - for most ladies the other factors pull us in & then size can be a bonus, so long as you know what to do with it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish I was that popular in the clubs that all I had to do was walk around with a hard on. Lol.. Sorry a hint of sarcasm there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wish I was that popular in the clubs that all I had to do was walk around with a hard on. Lol.. Sorry a hint of sarcasm there "

Always remember to take your fairground hoops Mr nice like suggested for the op/\ .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would just get a kick out of people looking at me and think bloody hell wouldn’t have expected that!

Im polite and have good manners but also shy conversationally so need the nakedness to do the talking lol "

Why do you think people would be bothered whether you have a 10 in. 12 in or even a 6 in. Its whats in the brain and what comes out of your mouth that does it for me. Ladies want their mind stimulating before they get to your GIGANTIC COCK. To be honest you sound like a GIGANTIC COCK. Sorry to say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m a professional single good looking guy looking to go to a club.

Would love people to see my length in a club as people never think I’m so hung, can you walk around naked?

Just go to a club, dress smart, wander round with a smile, talk to people, don’t assume sex is on the cards & you will find couples and ladies will be more interested - and then you can show your trump card! Don’t assume size is so important, but it could be fun to discover the challenge is larger - for most ladies the other factors pull us in & then size can be a bonus, so long as you know what to do with it! "

Nicely put......but Think the op will be gutted that he can't play top trumps at the bar though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having a good time at a club is not dependent how big your boner is. Try talking, flirting and mingling - standing there with your cock out yelling "check out my hard on" is not likely to win you any friends. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having a good time at a club is not dependent how big your boner is. Try talking, flirting and mingling - standing there with your cock out yelling "check out my hard on" is not likely to win you any friends.

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By *ettyboop61Woman
over a year ago

St Neots

Like a lot have said OP swinging isn't all about sex .....well that's what it used to be it's about socializing and talking about everything not only sex....you have to be charming too.....well that's what does it for me

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