FabSwingers.com forum: “posh” club

By *luemeanie69 OP Man
over a year ago

north/south

For want of a better term, what do people think is the “poshest” club in the uk? To be specific I mean a club where the decor is high end, it looks fabulous, is obviously very clean. Are there any clubs that are like that? I’ve been to quite a few around the Uk and none have yet been quite like that.

Maybe it’s a difficult to achieve plush and high end interior decoration if lots of people are fucking on the soft furnishing every night.

Is there a club you’d dress up to attend?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tricky one...

We love to dress up but haven't been to any clubs like you describe 'posh/high-end'

Closest

Liberty (not very) Elite

Secrets

Maybe some of the London clubs???

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By *rent Bridge SwingersCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Purple Mamba in Nottingham has a smart dress code, (which is relaxed to smart casual for Sundays).

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By *he RingmasterMan
over a year ago

Canford Cliffs

Le Boudoir in London

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Has to be killing kittens for parties. We found VA to be nicely presented.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Donkey Dicks lol only kidding there are many clubs that have special event nights where you can dress up etc masquerade themed evenings which are amazing. But to be honest posh clubs do not do it for me much prefer relaxed evenings and to go with the flow x

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

Townhouse is often described as classy and immaculate. We are not an immediate dress down club and people tend to make an effort with how they look and go for smart and glamorous.

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By *luemeanie69 OP Man
over a year ago

north/south

So I think some might have misinterpreted my post. I wasn’t asking for places that ask you to dress up to attend or special parties like that. I meant that you felt the club was ‘upmarket’ so you instinctively dressed up to go there because it was such a nice environment.

The terms I’ve used such as posh and upmarket aren’t exactly to my liking, but you get the gist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Le Boudiour London most sophisticated club in UK.

Vanilla Alternative.

666 parties but couples only.

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By *iandhornyCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

We've been to the following:-

VA = Best Decor

Le Boudoir = most sexy clientele

Jaydees = More relaxed atmosphere, quite friendly

Xstasia - best for dancing and has many themed rooms.

In Our opinion we feel that on a busy night Xstasia is your best bet as it has everything as it is actually a converted night club so it has many rooms. The owner is super nice and friendly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For want of a better term, what do people think is the “poshest” club in the uk? To be specific I mean a club where the decor is high end, it looks fabulous, is obviously very clean. Are there any clubs that are like that? I’ve been to quite a few around the Uk and none have yet been quite like that.

Maybe it’s a difficult to achieve plush and high end interior decoration if lots of people are fucking on the soft furnishing every night.

Is there a club you’d dress up to attend?"

This is a very good question. I had to really give it a lot of thought.

Having visited most of the North West, East and West Midlands clubs, most are very nice and clean (at least at the start of the evening) but I can't think of any that are 'posh'.

Cupid's has nice decor and lighting I feel, but again that's just my opinion.

Maybe there is a market for such a place?

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By *ummygirlWoman
over a year ago

currently my bed

Try Purple Mamba - it's in the 'posh' end of Nottinghamshire - they have award-winning musicians and a vintage bar-feel to it. Of course, most members don't use the word 'posh'...

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By *dam and slutCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

I tell people exactly that, that if they want to go they should make an effort because everyone else does. And I think as OP said it's about matching up to the higher quality fixtures and futtings rather than any sort of imposed dress code or rules. After all there is a decent wet area, aswell, so it's not all about the dressing up.

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By *dam and slutCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Lol fittings NOT fittings AND written by xslutx

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By *dam and slutCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

I give up Stupid auto correct. And this was in response to Townhouse post but it hasn't picked up the quote. Urgh

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By *hamboy69Man
over a year ago

huddersfield

I’ve visited the Townhouse for a Raw event and have to say the decor had a nice upmarket feel to it and all the people who attended made a real effort and the event had real sexy vibe.

That said the decor at No 3 is splendid very much like a posh nightclub but I’ve only ever been on a normal club night

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

As others have mentioned. VA has very nice decor. Love attending the bi night there.

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By *hic EventsWoman
over a year ago

london

I’ve been to VA - very luxurious and great parties

I’ve been to liberty Elite - very nice place

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By *irm hand LukeMan
over a year ago

Berkshire/West Oxfordshire

The nicest I've been to is the VA but i haven't been to as many as others. Worth a try though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

La Boudoir in London has the best clientel and dungeon area .

VA just outside St Neots is well designed but clientel are varied.

Le Oubillette Dungeon -Bedfordshire....not a club but you can private hire and it's very plush.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve visited the Townhouse for a Raw event and have to say the decor had a nice upmarket feel to it and all the people who attended made a real effort and the event had real sexy vibe.

That said the decor at No 3 is splendid very much like a posh nightclub but I’ve only ever been on a normal club night

Add cupids and you have 3 of the poshest clubs in the North West

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I’m honest with you, there are very nice clubs such as vanilla alternative near Bedford but if you’re expecting Mayfairesque type of establishment such as sexy fish then there is nothing equivalent in the uk swinging world.

We’ve even been to private parties marketing themselves as high end and elite but appear to serve canapés such as Iceland pork pies and sausage rolls.

I do however find the alcohol selection and prices at a lot of licensed swingers clubs to be very good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also I’m laughing at the poster who recommended xtasia. Don’t get me wrong, xtasia is a great club and we’d happily return but I don’t see it as high end or posh. Unless you feel West Brom high street is that way!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... but appear to serve canapés such as Iceland pork pies.

Hah...having seen a lot of club attendees, let's just say - as Paul Weller once opined - "The public gets what the public wants"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"La Boudoir in London has the best clientel and dungeon area .

VA just outside St Neots is well designed but clientel are varied.

Le Oubillette Dungeon -Bedfordshire....not a club but you can private hire and it's very plush.

Chic Events at VA are strictly vetted! We attract some of the hottest couples from around UK fact!

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By *dam and slutCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Slightly off topic, but it does amuse me when some people use the term posh seemingly completely oblivious as to where the term comes from.

When I get accused of being or speaking posh, say in certain parts of London or here in Manchester, I find myself asking them, do you know where the term comes from, what does it mean? 9 times out of 10 they will reply no.

Port side out, port side in I reply, even then their eyes glaze over.

No I am not posh, neither is my flogger, it has no preference, it and I enjoy caressing the skin of women from all areas of social standing.

Adam "the gentleman thug"

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By *horty4Man
over a year ago

london

"Slightly off topic, but it does amuse me when some people use the term posh seemingly completely oblivious as to where the term comes from.

Port side out, port side in I reply, even then their eyes glaze over.

No I am not posh, neither is my flogger, it has no preference, it and I enjoy caressing the skin of women from all areas of social standing.

Adam "the gentleman thug""

Port Out Starboard Home

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By *olden_Road_to_SamarkandMan
over a year ago

North Wessex Downs Ares

Probably killing Kittens - at least the most likely place you'll bump into the odd aristocrat or two

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By *dam and slutCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"Slightly off topic, but it does amuse me when some people use the term posh seemingly completely oblivious as to where the term comes from.

Port side out, port side in I reply, even then their eyes glaze over.

No I am not posh, neither is my flogger, it has no preference, it and I enjoy caressing the skin of women from all areas of social standing.

Adam "the gentleman thug"

Port Out Starboard Home"

Damnit, I should have gone to Harrods lol

My fail, you are correct

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Livery elite has quite a high end feel about it downstairs although I havent been in the playrooms upstairs.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Liberty elite

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By *occerstar579Man
over a year ago

Harrogate

Surely it's not about posh...it's about being clean and tidy and a relaxed fun experience? If you want posh...host a dinner party lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Port out starboard home, Posh with a capital P !”

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By *orksCouple25Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

"So I think some might have misinterpreted my post. I wasn’t asking for places that ask you to dress up to attend or special parties like that. I meant that you felt the club was ‘upmarket’ so you instinctively dressed up to go there because it was such a nice environment.

The terms I’ve used such as posh and upmarket aren’t exactly to my liking, but you get the gist. "

Don’t be apologising for using the word posh. One reason we don’t attend Clubs in the UK is scruffy scratters with £20 in their pockets can just walk up and gain entry to most of them .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Surely it's not about posh...it's about being clean and tidy and a relaxed fun experience? If you want posh...host a dinner party lol"

I think they mean luxurious and swank and just not a shit hole where your gonna stick to the carpets and the place has more gloss paint on the doors and walls than B&Q has in it’s shop!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Surely it's not about posh...it's about being clean and tidy and a relaxed fun experience? If you want posh...host a dinner party lol

I think they mean luxurious and swank and just not a shit hole where your gonna stick to the carpets and the place has more gloss paint on the doors and walls than B&Q has in it’s shop! "

The Force is strong in this post, Miss Deviants knows with a capital KN what she is talking about, we have seen her event with our own eyes.....

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By *reenleavesCouple
over a year ago

North Wales

Townhouse for sure. Also No.3 Club.

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By *asmartsCouple
over a year ago

sheffield

We would love a place like this

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By *asmartsCouple
over a year ago

sheffield

This is spot on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So we have been to most not all of the clubs in the UK

1. Club SX - brand new facilities only been open properly since August 19 different theme Rooms ( we like the stage) great theme nights for everyone

2. Townhouse - plush surroundings - great gin bar people do seem to dress up have great theme nights

3. VA - we went to a masquerade night there last year belle amour run the parties everyone dressed up

4. Secrets (Devon) - fantastic club if you can take a lady because it is only on once a month everyone makes the effort a much more European feel than most clubs we have still been playing at 10am. They have caravans you can sleep in that you hire.

5. Liberty Elite - again good surroundings they are just finishing off the accommodations so should be quite plush from what I hear. We have always had a lot of fun on the dance floor and the orgy bed.

Just our opinions from what we have seen

Hope this helps

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By *launt Thy CurvesCouple (FF)
over a year ago

Alchemy Club, Northwich 31st May

Between Hanky and Bunny we have both been to or hosted in many many clubs but we now choose to host in Club sx in Blackpool for a bloody good reason

We aren't going to sit singing is praises, the reviews all speak for themselves and the only way you'll really know is to try it for yourself

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