FabSwingers.com forum: Club Etiquette

By *ames Gently OP Man
over a year ago

cannock

You are with your partner, in the couples room of a club. You are playing together as you are the only people in the room, the Door is wide open as it’s warm so we can get some air into the room, this isn’t a problem at the club because single men are well behaved and don’t come in. You hear a couple coming towards the room as they are talking loudly, “we can go in that room with the big bed, they step into the room see us and loudly say Oh!!

There then follows a strictly come dancing, American Smootie with towels, before they settle down and start playing. No hello or conversation is attempted with us.

We politely say hello, without reply. And I mean politely didn’t even attempt to move closer. The pair quickly have their fun, he rolls off, and says loudly to his partner, “ did I tell you about the problems I’m having with my tenants?” Question: what would you do at this point, we were still at it.

My response was to get up and leave, but not before telling them, that we are sorry you didn’t have the room to yourselves and no I don’t want to know about your tenant!

By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

Seems like the male was trying to put you off your stroke so that you would leave the room to him and his partner... and it worked! If the door had been closed it would have made little difference to that oaf and it would be him complaining about you taking up too long to move on.

Then again, whoever said that all swingers are polite and sociable people?...- Just because he's in a club that doesn't mean he's club able (clubbable perhaps though eh)

By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

Ps what might I do in that situation? I think it would be funny for me and my partner to just stop and (as if you hadn't been disturbed by all of their faffing) ask if it would be alright to watch them play while you waited for the room to become free? Oh.. but you've already finished?.... ok.... disappointed?..... anybody?...