FabSwingers.com forum: Zombies/ walkers

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Spent the day at Chams today with a friend. As expected it was fairly quiet mostly single guys. At one point felt like she was the only female there.

Then the walkers started to appear following our every move . Groups of guys on our heels. We went into a room they stood crowding out the door. Every noise in the building had them coming running looking for flesh.

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By *arciocialWoman
over a year ago

Leicester

The break between series of The Walking Dead is painful, I like how you're filling the void.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The break between series of The Walking Dead is painful, I like how you're filling the void.

There's always Fear The Walking Dead. That sounds like an apt title for this thread.

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By *ingAlMan
over a year ago

hereford

I was thinking of going there tonight, glad I didn't now

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

We call them 'the wanking dead' lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We call them 'the wanking dead' lol"

That is such an accurate description. I can't believe they they form packs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll mannered and lack of respect for people's privacy these fellas ..

They sure need to learn some manners and etiquette. ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christ , is that what it’s like ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have had it a few times and it's really off putting . Went to quest few weeks ago and We opened the door to let some cool air in and there must have been about 8 guys stood trying to look past the crack in the door at us

. Not been funny but if We were to invite a guy to play it certainly wouldn't be one of the walker/stalker wankers that try and get too close as they just prove that they can't respect your space so can't imagine with any boundaries there may be ...it would be a respectful guy that was polite , happy to chat instead of wank and maybe watch from a distance if we were in an open room . They really don't do themselves justice at all and to be honest we try and stick to couples night for this reason now

. Xx

Mrs xx

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By *otts PervsCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

We call them penguins, they waddle along the corridors following each other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We call them 'the wanking dead' lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They’re like something off a horror film, they don’t move whilst you’re looking at them but if you turn your back to them, close your eyes or even blink they get closer. The worst place we’ve seen for it was a club in Gran Canaria, about 8 of them followed us as we looked round the place wanking under their towels and every time you turned round they stopped dead and then started following you again as you walked on, strange!

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Christ , is that what it’s like ? "

Not all the time mate, usually as a single guy you go completely unnoticed........

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By *portyndNaughtyMan
over a year ago

Nearby Hinckley

On recent visit to another club. I came across one of the most disrepectful and annoying man I ever seen.

In the big play room, this individual literally jumped in every single bed without being invited and to make things worse he had no shame in sticking his genitals into the females face. Obviously he was pushed out after few unccessful attempts.

He certainly put few couples and other single men off and I can guarantee one day this type of behaviour will not end well.

For the zombie and walking dead wankers swinging clubs are not a sex club there is etiquette to follow. Be friendly, respectful, talk and flirt and maybe you will get luck.

Stop giving single men a bad reputation!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The problem is that, as annoying as the zombies are to have around, what they do WORKS. Their behaviour is rewarded. To put it bluntly, at most club nights you're likely to find at least one woman who likes gangbangs, isn't particularly fussy and will, at some point, drop her knickers and fuck anyone who's handy. The zombies know this and therefore know that if they find her at the right time, they WILL get a fuck. So, to maximise their chances, they wander the halls, following any woman who looks a likely prospect amd never trying to engage with anyone.

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By *ery curious maleMan
over a year ago

Bishop Auckland

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well they sure do get their daily steps target. These fuckers were everywhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well they sure do get their daily steps target. These fuckers were everywhere."

One of them kept telling me I was saving the best till last (him) touched me without asking and was a general pain in the arse. I did save the best till last, they were the other 3 guys in the group and not him lol.

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By *reenleavesCouple
over a year ago

North Wales

We had this in Cupid's a while back. A group of guys would wait at the top of the stairs that lead down to some of the play rooms. Whenever we went down there to look around, one would peel off and follow us. One guy was literally one step behind us going down the stairs.

When we turned to ask if he was ok he suddenly acted as if he'd only just realised we were in front of him and would inspect the wallpaper. When we moved off he'd follow us again. We had this every time we went past that group.

They were polite enough in their conduct and we didn't have any problems with them. It was just bizarre having an escort from one of them whenever we went past their group.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We call them 'the wanking dead' lol"

I know I've only been to a few Milf Monday's but, I've never seen any guys standing outside of the rooms having a tug at TH.

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By *kyblue1878Couple
over a year ago

Southport

OMG some real horror stories and only adds to our fear of nights where club's allow single guys.

We do enjoy club's but one incident like those described here but put us off ever trying a single guy night. Wish it wasn't so as it is still a fantasy to try one.

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By *essica jamiesonWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Cannot stop lauging at " the wanking dead!!! Hahahaha!! Trying to peel thru the crack in the door! Lol lol

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By *essica jamiesonWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

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By *WKinkMan
over a year ago

Bury

It’s why I’m not a big fan of clubs. Ima single bloke and am neither in a regular click nor a stalker so struggle to fit in. Though every now and then it works out great.

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By *ogistical NightmaresCouple
over a year ago

Manchester Area

Have encountered the "Zombie Wanking Squad" on numerous occasions in the north west clubs.

Noticed that whenever a couple got up to go to a room, a conga of them would follow at double time, just wish the theme from Benny Hill was playing

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

We call them the conga line, they follow you, makes me want to start humming the conga song lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have met some great single guys in clubs and had a great time with them. Yes there is always one or two that are annoying but we find a strong no usually does the trick

Floppsy

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley

I've always thought a good layout for a club would be a corridor running down each side of the playrooms - doors one side and windows/two way mirrors on the other. That way, the watchers are drawn to the window side and aren't lurking round the doors which is where they seem to annoy the most people. In fact, if a club grouped the rooms round one point where all the "action" could be seen from, a lot of the single guys would congregate there for a while and not mob the couples/females.

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By *ccasionalfunCouple
over a year ago

hereandthere

We love mmf action but when they follow you around and when you find a corner to have some fun together and they get closer and closer. Don't they understand that if we want them to join in we will ask them. When they stand there wanking we can't help but laugh. We love clubs especially Chams but it really puts a downer on things.

In the Jacuzzi when they think they are in stealth mode creeping up to the wife. Oh for fuck sake.give it a rest lads. You will be asked if a mmf is on the cards

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By *ccasionalfunCouple
over a year ago

hereandthere

Nikki has fucked a lot of men in clubs and not one was a wanking dead . So maybe there is a learning point for any they do it . Obviously a wd isn't going to admit to it on here.

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

I have been followed by the wanking dead in several different club's. It's strange how they think this works, rather than the chat to people in the bar area earlier in the night, so that if they are interested , they will ask you to join ....which is my preferred approach.

The only club's I have found where single guys don't do the conga are the smaller club's Mingles and Atlantis. That's why I prefer them now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you think this has any correlation to the advice given to single men on this forum?

If you read any “ I can’t get a meet “ thread started by a single male...The first advice is to go to a club.

Also you have women and couples promoting clubs.. I see status updates like “meet me at xzy club on this night “

So in my humble opinion ....most of these guys go to clubs with the expectations of having sex.

This could be the cause of this behavior....

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By *ldhillhotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Old Hill

They have their uses if you are a greedy girl and certainly if you go to clubs on a single males night you should expect them.

We have used them to bulk out a gangbang. To be fair as someone has already pointed out, they do it because it gets them what they want.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you think this has any correlation to the advice given to single men on this forum?

If you read any “ I can’t get a meet “ thread started by a single male...The first advice is to go to a club.

Also you have women and couples promoting clubs.. I see status updates like “meet me at xzy club on this night “

So in my humble opinion ....most of these guys go to clubs with the expectations of having sex.

This could be the cause of this behavior....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you think this has any correlation to the advice given to single men on this forum?

If you read any “ I can’t get a meet “ thread started by a single male...The first advice is to go to a club.

Also you have women and couples promoting clubs.. I see status updates like “meet me at xzy club on this night “

So in my humble opinion ....most of these guys go to clubs with the expectations of having sex.

This could be the cause of this behavior....

Well if that's the case such men are incredibly one-dimensional and simple-minded

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By *0tt0nSu3Woman
over a year ago

London

"Have encountered the "Zombie Wanking Squad" on numerous occasions in the north west clubs.

Noticed that whenever a couple got up to go to a room, a conga of them would follow at double time, just wish the theme from Benny Hill was playing "

Yup.

I call it the Benny Hill strut.

I have dispersed this strange shuffle by yelling,

"THIS AIN'T HAMPSTEAD HEATH, YOU KNOW!"

They shuffle away amongst the head shaking and titters of others.

This must be rinsed and repeated at least three times on separate occasions. You will notice the difference. The corridors and doorways would suddenly become draughty....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you think this has any correlation to the advice given to single men on this forum?

If you read any “ I can’t get a meet “ thread started by a single male...The first advice is to go to a club.

Also you have women and couples promoting clubs.. I see status updates like “meet me at xzy club on this night “

So in my humble opinion ....most of these guys go to clubs with the expectations of having sex.

This could be the cause of this behavior....

Well if that's the case such men are incredibly one-dimensional and simple-minded"

Yes I agree... but remember they also paid money to get into the club.. so they want a return on their investment...

It’s a noble idea to think that men will be happy to go to a swinging club to have a drink and socialize... but in reality they go for the sex..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you think this has any correlation to the advice given to single men on this forum?

If you read any “ I can’t get a meet “ thread started by a single male...The first advice is to go to a club.

Also you have women and couples promoting clubs.. I see status updates like “meet me at xzy club on this night “

So in my humble opinion ....most of these guys go to clubs with the expectations of having sex.

This could be the cause of this behavior....

Well if that's the case such men are incredibly one-dimensional and simple-minded

Yes I agree... but remember they also paid money to get into the club.. so they want a return on their investment...

It’s a noble idea to think that men will be happy to go to a swinging club to have a drink and socialize... but in reality they go for the sex..

I rest my case

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

"Do you think this has any correlation to the advice given to single men on this forum?

If you read any “ I can’t get a meet “ thread started by a single male...The first advice is to go to a club.

Also you have women and couples promoting clubs.. I see status updates like “meet me at xzy club on this night “

So in my humble opinion ....most of these guys go to clubs with the expectations of having sex.

This could be the cause of this behavior....

Well if that's the case such men are incredibly one-dimensional and simple-minded

Yes I agree... but remember they also paid money to get into the club.. so they want a return on their investment...

It’s a noble idea to think that men will be happy to go to a swinging club to have a drink and socialize... but in reality they go for the sex..

I think paying £30 to get into a club and taking your own alcohol means it's 6 hours in an establishment for less money than most single guys pay on a "normal night out".

Chance to meet other swingers and talk about anything openly in a relaxed fun environmemt. Chance to dance and enjoy music.

If you get talking to people, you can swap usernames and get verifications and continue conversations and possibly arrange meets in the future.

I know guys who chatted to lots of people...introduced themselves, had a little chat and then left politely . Next visit to the club, people remembered him and he was invited to join in. A chap he had talked him told him about a house party and he found put about local dogging sites.

It is not just about getting sex on that visit .

It's networking and a fun night out. Even if they aren't involved in the action, they can watch the action.

All this just £30.

I sometimes do club tours when people arrive at Atlantis in Stoke. I talk about club etiquette and give everybody tips.

No walking dead conga lines. The majority of single guys understand what to expect and how to make the most of their time in a club environment.

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By *orningtonCroissantMan
over a year ago

notts and humberside

"Spent the day at Chams today with a friend. As expected it was fairly quiet mostly single guys. At one point felt like she was the only female there.

Haha hilarious! I used to go last year with my fb and we got followed too it was really creepy. One guy who was always there used to stand at the top of the stairs with his cock out, like he was fishing or something. We never saw him pull! It’s why I want to go with a fb, because of how we used to view single guys at clubs. I do actually go to clubs but I make a point of socialising, and not expecting sex. It’s the only way

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By *os19Man
over a year ago

Edmonton

Although not a club Rio’s has many of these idiots one guy even went in a empty rest / playroom and refused to leave it when a couple wanted it management got him to leave the room yet he felt he had done nothing wrong.

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By *reenleavesCouple
over a year ago

North Wales

"Although not a club Rio’s has many of these idiots one guy even went in a empty rest / playroom and refused to leave it when a couple wanted it management got him to leave the room yet he felt he had done nothing wrong."

That sounds a bit harsh really. The guy has just as much right to be in there as the couple (assuming it's an open room).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The "wanking/walking dead" should go to sex clubs not swinger clubs, they can watch the girls employed by the clubs to satisfy ALL the clients, either by watching them or partaking, the girls are paid for this and sex is guaranteed, then the guys who go to Swinger Clubs can chat and join in if requested without being pests. There is a place for all.

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By *os19Man
over a year ago

Edmonton

That sounds a bit harsh really. The guy has just as much right to be in there as the couple (assuming it's an open room)."
. All 5 rooms at Rios are lockable and it’s very rare a lady or couple will leave it open for anyone to walk in.It was a busy Friday night and a lot of guys there see a naked woman and they are think certain sex or gang bang and follow them around as described in thread as zombie but this guy in my opinion took the piss going into a empty room in the hope that the lady or couple would have to play with him.

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By *pertureTV/TS
over a year ago

New Ferry, wirral in stockings and sussies

Similar to the prairy dogs you get at nude beaches.

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By *ortheastcoupleukCouple
over a year ago

easington were the sun dont shine

we were on a bed at our local club , a few watching then out the blue fella jumps on the bed (its cany wide ) slides along and says ok to join in , thing is he had played with the mrs before (last year) had already askedher if she was playing (whilst i wernt in the room) then in passing asked me if my mrs was playing ,i told him "yes just with me as no one had stood out to her, so he knew she wernt interested , the lada very experenced within the scene .but still didnt ask to cross the linee which members are told not to cross unless asked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The few times I visited abfab on a Friday there would often be a horde of wanking deads. What always got me was when there was clearly no action going on in the dungeon area it would be like a mass exodus of men, as soon as we walked past them they would about turn and shuffle towards the dungeon, a good few times we'd just turn back for the fun of it.

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

This is why a 'normal' guy, who chats to people at the bar / hot tub / pool table etc , can do well for himself. We know lots of couples who go looking for single guys, but just find these oddballs. Decent guys take note!

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"This is why a 'normal' guy, who chats to people at the bar / hot tub / pool table etc , can do well for himself. We know lots of couples who go looking for single guys, but just find these oddballs. Decent guys take note!"

Not that the wanking dead follow me for long. I find laughing at them or evil stares quite effective dispersal tactics

Nita

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On recent visit to another club. I came across one of the most disrepectful and annoying man I ever seen.

He certainly put few couples and other single men off and I can guarantee one day this type of behaviour will not end well.

For the zombie and walking dead wankers swinging clubs are not a sex club there is etiquette to follow. Be friendly, respectful, talk and flirt and maybe you will get luck.

Stop giving single men a bad reputation!!"

It’s the ones that try to grope without invitation that freak me out. Or those hoping their hand will go unnoticed if you’re preoccupied with someone else ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe if more couples didn't act like they'd just been offered a rotting carcass when single guys try to strike up a converstation, more guys would be willing to try.

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

Maybe if more couples didn't act like they'd just been offered a rotting carcass when single guys try to strike up a converstation, more guys would be willing to try."

I can only comment on how we feel and other couples we know feel. My advice would remain the same, of course nobody is obliged to take any notice of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe if more couples didn't act like they'd just been offered a rotting carcass when single guys try to strike up a converstation, more guys would be willing to try.

I can only comment on how we feel and other couples we know feel. My advice would remain the same, of course nobody is obliged to take any notice of it."

I took the simple solution and just gave up on clubs.

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