FabSwingers.com forum: First club visit advice please

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hey you horny lot !

I’m staying away next week in Chester and if I’m lucky I’m hoping to visit the Town house

And yes I’m going as single guy I’ve read all the club rules and plan to be on my best behaviour (well you know what I mean)

Please can you reply with as many tips

for someone who has never been to a club before.

P.s I expect nothing more than to meet some fun folk anything else is a bonus.

Six

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Be polite, friendly, don't follow people around and have no expectations.

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

Contact them.and check you can turn up and join on the night. I think they may have a special night new folk have to go on, but they do have other open nights.

Once in...look good, smell nice and chat to people. Whether they are male, female, couples talk to then and be friendly .

Have fun

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Hey you horny lot !

I’m staying away next week in Chester and if I’m lucky I’m hoping to visit the Town house

And yes I’m going as single guy I’ve read all the club rules and plan to be on my best behaviour (well you know what I mean)

Please can you reply with as many tips

for someone who has never been to a club before.

P.s I expect nothing more than to meet some fun folk anything else is a bonus.

Six "

The best advice I can give is what you wrote in your own PS.

Keep that thought in your deed and actions and anything else will be a bonus.

Enjoy!!!

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By *iscean MaleMan
over a year ago

Darlaston

Dont walk around like a walking wanking zombie.

Dont stalk.

Enjoy,be polite,respectful and smile

Enjoy mucka

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Contact them.and check you can turn up and join on the night. I think they may have a special night new folk have to go on, but they do have other open nights.

Once in...look good, smell nice and chat to people. Whether they are male, female, couples talk to then and be friendly .

Have fun "

Yup I’m ringing Monday I’m hoping to be one of the lucky 8 that get to visit Wednesday newbie night

Thank you for the advice folks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dont walk around like a walking wanking zombie.

Dont stalk.

Enjoy,be polite,respectful and smile

Enjoy mucka

How does one wank like a zombie?

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By *nked4funCouple
over a year ago

St Neots

"Dont walk around like a walking wanking zombie.

Dont stalk.

Enjoy,be polite,respectful and smile

Enjoy mucka

Like above says and I will add lose the cock photos on your profiles guys, like Jay. Just leave it to our imagination

Claire X.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make sure you can get in first as most clubs have a limit on single guys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Contact them.and check you can turn up and join on the night. I think they may have a special night new folk have to go on, but they do have other open nights.

Once in...look good, smell nice and chat to people. Whether they are male, female, couples talk to then and be friendly .

Have fun

Yup I’m ringing Monday I’m hoping to be one of the lucky 8 that get to visit Wednesday newbie night

Thank you for the advice folks "

If you've read the website, you'll know that to get in on Wednesday as a new single guy you'll have to ring the club after 10am on Wednesday to see of you can get one of the converted 8 new single guy places. They won't offer a place to you before that as so many people have asked days in advance before and then failed to show up on the night.

There is also an event this Tuesday which is open to new single guys. It's free entry for members but non members do have to pay. This is also a guest list event so you'd need to contact the club if you wanted to go on the list.

Dress smart casual, no sportswear, caps hoodies etc and definitely no trainers. Make sure that you're showered and smell nice and chat to as many people as possible whilst you're there.

You'll be given a tour when tou get there and all the rules will be explained to you. Make sure that you listen and take them in. After that, chill out and have fun, it's a great club.

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

"Contact them.and check you can turn up and join on the night. I think they may have a special night new folk have to go on, but they do have other open nights.

Once in...look good, smell nice and chat to people. Whether they are male, female, couples talk to then and be friendly .

Have fun

Yup I’m ringing Monday I’m hoping to be one of the lucky 8 that get to visit Wednesday newbie night

Thank you for the advice folks

Dress smart casual, no sportswear, caps hoodies etc and definitely no trainers. Make sure that you're showered and smell nice and chat to as many people as possible whilst you're there.

You'll be given a tour when tou get there and all the rules will be explained to you. Make sure that you listen and take them in. After that, chill out and have fun, it's a great club. "

Sorry just need to correct a little bit in this...non members and members are free this coming Tuesday for pub night. You are welcome to come along, just arrive before 9.30pm xx

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By *etsjusthavefun99Man
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Dont walk around like a walking wanking zombie.

Dont stalk.

Enjoy,be polite,respectful and smile

Enjoy mucka

How does one wank like a zombie?"

Slowly and carefully, so as not to pull your cock off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Contact them.and check you can turn up and join on the night. I think they may have a special night new folk have to go on, but they do have other open nights.

Once in...look good, smell nice and chat to people. Whether they are male, female, couples talk to then and be friendly .

Have fun

Yup I’m ringing Monday I’m hoping to be one of the lucky 8 that get to visit Wednesday newbie night

Thank you for the advice folks

Dress smart casual, no sportswear, caps hoodies etc and definitely no trainers. Make sure that you're showered and smell nice and chat to as many people as possible whilst you're there.

You'll be given a tour when tou get there and all the rules will be explained to you. Make sure that you listen and take them in. After that, chill out and have fun, it's a great club.

Sorry just need to correct a little bit in this...non members and members are free this coming Tuesday for pub night. You are welcome to come along, just arrive before 9.30pm xx"

Can not wait visit I’ll go back to site and make sure i have everything I neee

Now what’s thoughts on novelty pants ?

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Dont walk around like a walking wanking zombie.

Dont stalk.

Enjoy,be polite,respectful and smile

Enjoy mucka

How does one wank like a zombie?

Slowly and carefully, so as not to pull your cock off

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By *mbisextrousCouple
over a year ago

Manchester/Glossop

And definitely no trainers .?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or flip-flips

I kid you not

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Or flip-flips

I kid you not

Maybe the most unsexy footwear ever ?

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Or flip-flips

I kid you not

Maybe the most unsexy footwear ever ?

Someone tried to get in to Atlantis recently, wearing open-toed brown furry sandals. He didn't get in

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By *orticiaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"Or flip-flips

I kid you not

Maybe the most unsexy footwear ever ?

Someone tried to get in to Atlantis recently, wearing open-toed brown furry sandals. He didn't get in

With or without socks?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Omg this gonna throw the ball in the air

Do I shave or not? ( face you dirty lot)

2 day stubble or clean shaven ; )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or flip-flips

I kid you not

Maybe the most unsexy footwear ever ?

Someone tried to get in to Atlantis recently, wearing open-toed brown furry sandals. He didn't get in

Maybe it was the same person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Omg this gonna throw the ball in the air

Do I shave or not? ( face you dirty lot)

2 day stubble or clean shaven ; ) "

Your choice. Don’t do things for others... except NOT wear flip-flops to a club.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Or flip-flips

I kid you not

Maybe the most unsexy footwear ever ?

Someone tried to get in to Atlantis recently, wearing open-toed brown furry sandals. He didn't get in

With or without socks? "

I think he was wearing socks, but the sandals were the tip of the iceberg so far as the rest of his ensemble was concerned

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

Sensible shoes, clean boxers, shaved , smelling good and a relaxed smile. Smart casual look.

But no trainers , flip flops or Brown fluffy sandals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shave of couse.

Treat it like a first date

Your there to impress

Why wouldn't you shave

Bit like not washing before going out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends.....some Ladies like stuble and a beard......I’d say be who you are but if you are a stuble guy just make sure it’s neat and smart not “morning after a heavy night” look

Just smell good and look smart....nice suit, good shirt...no tie unless with a waistcoat!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Woop woop

First club visit check !

The town house was great l was made to feel welcome and chatted to some nice folk..... with 20min before close I chatted to amazing lady with blue hair ! Why didn’t I chat earlier !! I felt a spark but I’ll never know as she like me isn’t locale.

Still great time I’m hoping to get in tomm if they have room I just live that place !

Thank you for the advice it came in handy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shave of couse.

Treat it like a first date

Your there to impress

Why wouldn't you shave

Bit like not washing before going out "

Taken you advice and gone smooth

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Woop woop

First club visit check !

Still great time I’m hoping to get in tomm if they have room I just live that place !

Thank you for the advice it came in handy "

Good to read that you had a good time.

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By *orticiaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Glad you had fun ... sorry I didn’t get there last night & meet you!

Have a good night tonight if you’re there again! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant new OP

I’ve read you diary too... keep going

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Brilliant new OP

I’ve read you diary too... keep going

Well a one night visit turned into a three day visit I can honestly say I think the Townhouse is the perfect place to start for any new guy, not because your on a promise but because they are welcoming and set out good guild lines and rules. I know for some these seem strict but they help protect the club members and also stop you making yourself look like a idiot.

Thank you all again for all the top advice

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

"Brilliant new OP

I’ve read you diary too... keep going

Thank you all again for all the top advice

I'm so glad you have enjoyed your time with us and that you appreciate the lengths we go to when protecting our members

Hope to see you again soon

Vic xx

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Brilliant new OP

I’ve read you diary too... keep going

Thank you all again for all the top advice

Nice one mate, good to hear you were hooked from your first visit, it’s great to hear such a positive response from a single guy on his club experiences! Other clubs take note please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Brilliant new OP

I’ve read you diary too... keep going

Thank you all again for all the top advice

I'm so glad you have enjoyed your time with us and that you appreciate the lengths we go to when protecting our members

Hope to see you again soon

Vic xx"

Trust me you will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or flip-flips

I kid you not

For real???

Oh dear !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Or flip-flips

I kid you not

For real???

Oh dear !!!"

Still can’t imagine that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or flip-flips

I kid you not

For real???

Oh dear !!!

Still can’t imagine that"

No imagination needed. I saw!

Also, seen people turn up looking like they’ve nipped out for milk and bread after a PJ day!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Or flip-flips

I kid you not

For real???

Oh dear !!!

Still can’t imagine that

No imagination needed. I saw!

Also, seen people turn up looking like they’ve nipped out for milk and bread after a PJ day!

Ok I confess had a late night booty call at 2pm I forgot to put socks on and T shirt under my hoodie

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