FabSwingers.com forum: Worst club and why

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Discuss

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By *ilk_TreMan
over a year ago

Wherever the party is!

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No. Lol

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

McVitie's Milk Club Biscuit.

There. I said it.

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By *bfab1969Couple
over a year ago

Peterborough

Chelsea. Cant stand em.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chelsea. Cant stand em."

YASSS!

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

"McVitie's Milk Club Biscuit.

There. I said it."

Especially the orange ones! Blurgh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Discuss "
Which clubs?

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By *olliPineCouple
over a year ago

swingers clubs

"Discuss "

You go first OP, what's your thoughts?

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By *heIcebreakersCouple
over a year ago

Cramlington

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Pitching wedge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"McVitie's Milk Club Biscuit.

There. I said it.

Especially the orange ones! Blurgh! "

Noooooo, I like them! And the mint ones

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By *east88Couple
over a year ago

darlington

"McVitie's Milk Club Biscuit.

There. I said it.

Especially the orange ones! Blurgh! "

Seriously there the best ha ha

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By *cissorhands124Couple
over a year ago

Rochdale

Brickcroft Social Club, Rochdale!

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Do you mean ‘Worst swingers’ club experience’ ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Presidents Club ??

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By *eordiesCouple
over a year ago

newcastle

The Ex-wives club........or was that just a bad film ?

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By *plpxp2Couple
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"McVitie's Milk Club Biscuit.

There. I said it.

Especially the orange ones! Blurgh! "

This thread takes the biscuit

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By *iversong321Woman
over a year ago

Preston/Merseyside

"Discuss "

Are you going to discuss OP?

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

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The club with the most ‘Avoid’ reviews? Good luck working that one out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"McVitie's Milk Club Biscuit.

There. I said it.

Especially the orange ones! Blurgh!

Noooooo, I like them! And the mint ones

Me too

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

"Discuss

The club with the most ‘Avoid’ reviews? Good luck working that one out

Don’t a lot get deleted ? I once dared to write about a bad experience in one of the most popular clubs and got some very sharp replies from some of its members.

So the comments above don’t surprise me. Bit sad really that people can’t voice their opinions and experiences.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Discuss

The club with the most ‘Avoid’ reviews? Good luck working that one out

Don’t a lot get deleted ? I once dared to write about a bad experience in one of the most popular clubs and got some very sharp replies from some of its members.

So the comments above don’t surprise me. Bit sad really that people can’t voice their opinions and experiences. "

You may have a point there, about the deletions; a couple of times when I’ve been checking out the reviews, I’ve noticed people saying things like “ignore the comments below, we always have a great time here” etc, but then there was no ‘bad’ review. Sounds like something was deleted

I’ve received a bit of negativity in the forums because I was honest about my club visits too

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

"Discuss

The club with the most ‘Avoid’ reviews? Good luck working that one out

Don’t a lot get deleted ? I once dared to write about a bad experience in one of the most popular clubs and got some very sharp replies from some of its members.

So the comments above don’t surprise me. Bit sad really that people can’t voice their opinions and experiences.

I’ve received a bit of negativity in the forums because I was honest about my club visits too

Yes just checked a club I saw an avoid for recently. The couple had been regulars and gave quite a detailed account of a bad experience. It’s been removed. Do clubs think people are stupid enough to believe that everyone has a fantastic time? It starts to look unbelievable.

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By *edonism3Couple
over a year ago

Lytham

Fun For Two in Preston. This was named after the famous Dutch club but that's where the similarity ended.

Basically a large detached private house with indoor pool in an upmarket area of the town. Only went once and there were three people in the club, the owner and two naked girls in the pool who were off their faces on something other than booze.

Oh and not forgetting the owner's Alsation which had free run of the place - I kid you not.

According to the local paper, the club was closed down after complaints from neighbours.

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

"McVitie's Milk Club Biscuit.

There. I said it.

Especially the orange ones! Blurgh!

Noooooo, I like them! And the mint ones

No the orange ones are rank when you dunk them in tea! The mint ones are lush though! yum! *note to self to buy some mint clubs today* lol xx

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

I've never had a bad night at Townhouse

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

"Discuss "

No. Hate being told what to do

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Leave Chelsea out of it you lot. I luv em!

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By *stwo80Couple
over a year ago

yorkshire

"McVitie's Milk Club Biscuit.

There. I said it.

Especially the orange ones! Blurgh!

Noooooo, I like them! And the mint ones

No the orange ones are rank when you dunk them in tea! The mint ones are lush though! yum! *note to self to buy some mint clubs today* lol xx"

Oh the fruit ones were as good as the orange ones, mint are nice as well though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We went to a club full of sweaty men in their pants and wearing masks who kept grabbing hold of us and pinning us down on the floor...

Wont be returning to Club Lucha Libre in a hurry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hu9, put together to quickly. 2 of the best clubs chameleons and surprisngly swing69. Let’s see who has a go lol. Openly this is our view so deal with it lol

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By *weetyorkieMan
over a year ago

york

Putters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The local Amateur Thespians Club, too much drama...

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By *aughtynigel02121980Man
over a year ago

Brandon

"The local Amateur Thespians Club, too much drama...

xx"

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

"I've never had a bad night at Townhouse

PMSL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I avoid the local golf club because I don't like golf!

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Discuss Pitching wedge"

Don’t be dissing the wedges now....

Saying that, me and my driver have a love hate relationship....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Discuss Pitching wedge

Don’t be dissing the wedges now....

Saying that, me and my driver have a love hate relationship...."

Keep your head down when you swing.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Club Tropicana !

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By *ethnmelvCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Club Tropicana !"

...but drinks were free!?

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

The spiked one, I just can't seem to get the right swing with it, I think its unbalanced

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn't seem very nice to create this kind of thread. Inviting people to bad mouth clubs!! Think you need to stick to praising the best ones!

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By *iversong321Woman
over a year ago

Preston/Merseyside

"Doesn't seem very nice to create this kind of thread. Inviting people to bad mouth clubs!! Think you need to stick to praising the best ones! "

Too true! He's not been back to comment tho. Sooooo lets turn it around. What's your best club and why?

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By *inkerbell67Woman
over a year ago

Clacton on sea essex

Manchester United lol hate them

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders

"Club Tropicana !

...but drinks were free!?

And the sunshine!!! Enough for everyone

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Doesn't seem very nice to create this kind of thread. Inviting people to bad mouth clubs!! Think you need to stick to praising the best ones!

Too true! He's not been back to comment tho. Sooooo lets turn it around. What's your best club and why? "

Chams Darlaston

Very relaxed atmosphere, loved everyone being dressed down throughout the club, friendly welcome by both staff and attendees, loads of places to chat, drink, dance, watch and play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"McVitie's Milk Club Biscuit.

There. I said it.

Especially the orange ones! Blurgh!

Noooooo, I like them! And the mint ones

No the orange ones are rank when you dunk them in tea! The mint ones are lush though! yum! *note to self to buy some mint clubs today* lol xx"

Agree the mint ones are mint

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By *ethnmelvCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Club Tropicana !

...but drinks were free!?

And the sunshine!!! Enough for everyone

See you there!

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Everyone’s views will be different as if you have a bad night at a certain club then you may not rate it.

We will all have our favourites (ours is Chameleons) Been to others but still put this at the top of our list, it’s the whole package, nice environment, great staff and even if we don’t play we always have a good social.

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By *aturasqCouple
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

"Discuss Pitching wedge

Don’t be dissing the wedges now....

Saying that, me and my driver have a love hate relationship...."

You are that rich you have a chauffeur?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never had a bad night at Townhouse

Might be an even better night if you seen is there

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Discuss Pitching wedge

Don’t be dissing the wedges now....

Saying that, me and my driver have a love hate relationship....

You are that rich you have a chauffeur?"

He recovers all the balls I put in the water and in the long long grass... it’s a full time role

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chelsea. Cant stand em."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Discuss Pitching wedge"
Now I never been a fan of the lob wedge my self.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Spearmint Rhino

Never been, never will

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By *izzabelle and well hungCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh.

I like club biscuits

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"I've never had a bad night at Townhouse

Might be an even better night if you seen is there

Thank you! Morticia's trying to source me a helicopter, then I'll be down

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By *hingy2Woman
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"McVitie's Milk Club Biscuit.

There. I said it.

Especially the orange ones! Blurgh!

Noooooo, I like them! And the mint ones

I like them too x

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"McVitie's Milk Club Biscuit.

There. I said it.

Especially the orange ones! Blurgh!

Noooooo, I like them! And the mint ones

I like them too x"

Come back Jacobs all is forgiven and we want our original Club back.

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By *eADevilCouple
over a year ago

Blantyre

"Discuss Pitching wedge

Don’t be dissing the wedges now....

Saying that, me and my driver have a love hate relationship....

You are that rich you have a chauffeur?

He recovers all the balls I put in the water and in the long long grass... it’s a full time role

You cant beat getting your balls stuck in some rough as long as you end up in the hole .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The so called 'after school club' .....also known as Detention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doesn't seem very nice to create this kind of thread. Inviting people to bad mouth clubs!! Think you need to stick to praising the best ones! "

A lot of threads are created inviting people to bad-mouth other things...

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By *orders2forUCouple
over a year ago

Hawick

Being honest we have had some poor nights at Chams. Nothing wrong with the venue just our bad luck there was no one that we wanted to play with. And that is the problem for clubs. Some one goes and has the above experience and it is the Club that gets the stick not the punters.

We are hopefully mature and experienced enough to shrug and hope its better the next time for us.

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By *TheBoneMan
over a year ago

Bury, Lancashire

"Manchester United lol hate them "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My worst club was at Blackpool connections, it was a great club until the owner sacked two members of there staff who new how to run the club after they had left the club went down as the owner did not no how to run the club people went to the club but it was closed when advertised as open and also kept changing the website did not give it a chance last time I herd it had closed down because th owner was very ill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apologies to other members on here and yep you guessed it leave a bad review you get numerous messages for being open

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rare I post on a forum but have to say that hu9 is the worst club, will also recive prob numerous messages of abuse for this but hated the fact that I felt unsafe and the fact they just let anyone in, was there for the second opening night, I only meet couples and they decided to let anyone in. Luckily met a few couples but decided to leave. No lockers were available no place to change safely, not much I can say about the decorating as from what I saw it was rushed and poorly put together can honestly say wouldn’t touch again with a barge pole, sad really as I had hoped it would be somewhere to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely love these kinds of threads, the op asks us to discuss (gah! Pet hate, what are we at university or something!!?!) and then he pisses off and doesn’t even get his two pence worth!

Geeky x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Absolutely love these kinds of threads, the op asks us to discuss (gah! Pet hate, what are we at university or something!!?!) and then he pisses off and doesn’t even get his two pence worth!

Geeky x"

Can I offer

You some popcorn

while

You watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Culture club for sure !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Absolutely love these kinds of threads, the op asks us to discuss (gah! Pet hate, what are we at university or something!!?!) and then he pisses off and doesn’t even get his two pence worth!

Geeky x"

I don’t think the posts were what he wanted!

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By *izzabelle and well hungCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh.

Oh I do like the Breakfast Club. Loved the cast in it. Was most of their best film work.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Discuss

The club with the most ‘Avoid’ reviews? Good luck working that one out

Don’t a lot get deleted ? I once dared to write about a bad experience in one of the most popular clubs and got some very sharp replies from some of its members.

So the comments above don’t surprise me. Bit sad really that people can’t voice their opinions and experiences.

I’ve received a bit of negativity in the forums because I was honest about my club visits too

Who removes those remarks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I do like the Breakfast Club. Loved the cast in it. Was most of their best film work. "

Damn forgot about the breakfast club but I loved that not hated it !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Discuss

The club with the most ‘Avoid’ reviews? Good luck working that one out

Don’t a lot get deleted ? I once dared to write about a bad experience in one of the most popular clubs and got some very sharp replies from some of its members.

So the comments above don’t surprise me. Bit sad really that people can’t voice their opinions and experiences.

I’ve received a bit of negativity in the forums because I was honest about my club visits too

Who removes those remarks?"

I think Fab will if they think the remarks are defamatory.

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By *eordiesCouple
over a year ago

newcastle

The Bullingdon Club !!

Any members on here I wonder ?

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

I’m one of those people who can detach club experiences from the actual club.

I’m not interested in who went and what sort of experience they had (unless it’s about them allowing punters to get pissed or high). I want to know about facilities, location, parking, cleanliness, style and what sort of club it is, cost, opening hours, popularity that sort of thing.

For example, I’m extremely sensitive to cigarette smoke so I won’t be going to Xtasia (a club I rate highly) unless there’s something on I really don’t want to miss as the doors to the smoking area are nearly always left open because it gets hot in the club.

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By *iss_Samantha_LovecockTV/TS
over a year ago

bmth /poole sometimes blandford

i hate it when were told to discuss something by someone that has nothing to say on the subject ..

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By *r PoliteMan
over a year ago

Long Eaton

"McVitie's Milk Club Biscuit.

There. I said it.

Especially the orange ones! Blurgh!

Noooooo, I like them! And the mint ones

No the orange ones are rank when you dunk them in tea! The mint ones are lush though! yum! *note to self to buy some mint clubs today* lol xx"

I see where you're going wrong here. Clubs are dry biscuits, not designed for dunking.

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By *r PoliteMan
over a year ago

Long Eaton

"i hate it when were told to discuss something by someone that has nothing to say on the subject .."

Tell me more

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By *aughtycouple1008Couple
over a year ago

west london

West ham united....best club

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By *ngel_screwballCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Aston STINKING Villa

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

"McVitie's Milk Club Biscuit.

There. I said it.

Especially the orange ones! Blurgh!

Noooooo, I like them! And the mint ones

No the orange ones are rank when you dunk them in tea! The mint ones are lush though! yum! *note to self to buy some mint clubs today* lol xx

I see where you're going wrong here. Clubs are dry biscuits, not designed for dunking.

no no no no no!!!! Dunking them makes the choccy all gooey and yummy!!! Get on it! lol

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By *orticiaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"I've never had a bad night at Townhouse

Might be an even better night if you seen is there

Thank you! Morticia's trying to source me a helicopter, then I'll be down

Still hunting ... I found a guy who can ‘helicopter’ but I don’t think that’s going to help

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"I've never had a bad night at Townhouse

Might be an even better night if you seen is there

Thank you! Morticia's trying to source me a helicopter, then I'll be down

Still hunting ... I found a guy who can ‘helicopter’ but I don’t think that’s going to help

Plan 'b' is a Tardis, which would work so much better, in so many ways

But, crikey, have you seen how much they cost?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gobi Desert Canoe Club,

The worst for obvious reasons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a bad night at a club once, but it wasn't the club's doing, it was the idiot I went with. In fact the club did everything they possibly could to help me, they really looked after me. To be honest, these clubs wouldn't be in business for very long if they were truly that bad, so when people write scathing reviews it does make me wonder how fair they're being and whether they should be taking some responsibility for their own actions. People don't like being told "no", whether it's "no you can't have another drink", or "no you can't come in dressed like that" or "no you can't behave like that". The vast majority of us go, follow the rules, and have a great time.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"I had a bad night at a club once, but it wasn't the club's doing, it was the idiot I went with. In fact the club did everything they possibly could to help me, they really looked after me. To be honest, these clubs wouldn't be in business for very long if they were truly that bad, so when people write scathing reviews it does make me wonder how fair they're being and whether they should be taking some responsibility for their own actions. People don't like being told "no", whether it's "no you can't have another drink", or "no you can't come in dressed like that" or "no you can't behave like that". The vast majority of us go, follow the rules, and have a great time. "

I've only ever written honest reviews about my club visits

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