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Glory hole etiquette at a club

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is there any?

If a cock come through the hole and for example. Too hairy or cheesy, do you ignore or say a polite "no thanks"

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham


"Is there any?

If a cock come through the hole and for example. Too hairy or cheesy, do you ignore or say a polite "no thanks""

The owner of the cheesy cock doesn't know who's on the other side (the whole point of a glory hole) so just wait until the person realises he's not getting a BJ and moves on. Alternatively, shout out 'go and wash your cock you filthy bastard'... either is acceptable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hit it with a rolled up Newspaper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hit it with a rolled up Newspaper "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it just gets ignored. That's what Mrs Orjee does anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hit it with a rolled up Newspaper "

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By *iss GalitzineWoman
over a year ago

Near Bath


"Is there any?

If a cock come through the hole and for example. Too hairy or cheesy, do you ignore or say a polite "no thanks"

The owner of the cheesy cock doesn't know who's on the other side (the whole point of a glory hole) so just wait until the person realises he's not getting a BJ and moves on. Alternatively, shout out 'go and wash your cock you filthy bastard'... either is acceptable "

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By *inkyman1964Man
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

Or maybe a polite "no thank you, go away"

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By *inkerbell67Woman
over a year ago

Clacton on sea essex

Had him some wipes and tell him to wipe it for hygiene reasons ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Had him some wipes and tell him to wipe it for hygiene reasons ..."

Hahaha.. or perhaps shock it with an electric cattle prod

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By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

A violet wand comes in handy

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE


"Hit it with a rolled up Newspaper "

That's what you do to flies...why not what's hidden behind them

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By *icklesCouple
over a year ago

North wales


"Hit it with a rolled up Newspaper "

This is soooo what I'd do!!

Mrs P xx

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By *xplorer13Man
over a year ago

glenrothes

Who goes to a club unwashed? Jeeze. Show off and wack it hard!

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By *asha xTV/TS
over a year ago

west london

Unfortunately some people do

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"Who goes to a club unwashed? Jeeze. Show off and wack it hard!"

You'd be suprised how many unwashed people go to clubs

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple


"Who goes to a club unwashed? Jeeze. Show off and wack it hard!

You'd be suprised how many unwashed people go to clubs "

I feel queasy

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By *estmidscoupleCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands


"Who goes to a club unwashed? Jeeze. Show off and wack it hard!

You'd be suprised how many unwashed people go to clubs "
. Very true

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By *ettyboop61Woman
over a year ago

St Neots

I wouldn't entertain it.....dirty fecker mind you I've seen and smelt a couple put me right off!!!!!

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Give it a nice hard slap lol

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By *wesomeSauce!Man
over a year ago

Brighton

As a 100% straight guy, glory holes make me feel slightly uncomfortable...

I like the idea of them, as long as I knew only women were on the other side.

Am I being stupid?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hit it with a rolled up Newspaper "

Who takes a newspaper into a swinging club,let alone into the gloryholes,must be expecting a rather slack day

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton


"Hit it with a rolled up Newspaper

Who takes a newspaper into a swinging club,let alone into the gloryholes,must be expecting a rather slack day "

Not many would take a newspaper ?

But if there is a smelly cock unroll a condom stretch it out and flick it at the end of the smelly cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make comedy wretching sounds until they take the hint...

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village


"Hit it with a rolled up Newspaper

Who takes a newspaper into a swinging club,let alone into the gloryholes,must be expecting a rather slack day "

They have a crossword book in the fem glory holes in xtasia in case you get bored

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By *avegaMan
over a year ago

Bucks


"As a 100% straight guy, glory holes make me feel slightly uncomfortable...

I like the idea of them, as long as I knew only women were on the other side.

Am I being stupid?"

Yep - could bring about a case of stage fright.. might be easier if there were 2 or 3 holes. Sometimes a problem share and all that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hit it with a rolled up Newspaper

Who takes a newspaper into a swinging club,let alone into the gloryholes,must be expecting a rather slack day

They have a crossword book in the fem glory holes in xtasia in case you get bored "

Four Across 6-4

Like a male chicken but smells like stinking bishop

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By *avegaMan
over a year ago

Bucks

and I should add, not sure it would matter. Sometimes not knowing adds to the fun. But I would like to know the odds were at least fare! Not talking from experience here so please enlighten if you wish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A violet wand comes in handy "

So THAT'S why you carry it around everywhere

P xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dip it in water and run away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hit it with a rolled up Newspaper

Who takes a newspaper into a swinging club,let alone into the gloryholes,must be expecting a rather slack day

They have a crossword book in the fem glory holes in xtasia in case you get bored "

Fem glory holes you say ??

Pretty sure i would not get bored

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn i want to check these fem glory holes.. never seen any !

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village


"Hit it with a rolled up Newspaper

Who takes a newspaper into a swinging club,let alone into the gloryholes,must be expecting a rather slack day

They have a crossword book in the fem glory holes in xtasia in case you get bored

Fem glory holes you say ??

Pretty sure i would not get bored "

Depends on who's on the other side I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hit it with a rolled up Newspaper

Who takes a newspaper into a swinging club,let alone into the gloryholes,must be expecting a rather slack day

They have a crossword book in the fem glory holes in xtasia in case you get bored

Fem glory holes you say ??

Pretty sure i would not get bored

Depends on who's on the other side I guess "

Lol...for both parties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of these comments are pure gold!

I went to a booty call one night I went to give him a blow job, he smelt and went straight to sleep, I never returned again. There's not need for poor hygiene.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who goes to a club unwashed? Jeeze. Show off and wack it hard!

You'd be suprised how many unwashed people go to clubs "

I was playing with a guy in a club, seemed ok until got into 69 position. Smelt something suspicious and realised my nose was almost buried in a shitty ass... put me right off 69 thats for sure

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By *ishydonnaWoman
over a year ago

nr Stratford upon Avon way /worcester


"Who goes to a club unwashed? Jeeze. Show off and wack it hard!

You'd be suprised how many unwashed people go to clubs

I was playing with a guy in a club, seemed ok until got into 69 position. Smelt something suspicious and realised my nose was almost buried in a shitty ass... put me right off 69 thats for sure "

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"As a 100% straight guy, glory holes make me feel slightly uncomfortable...

I like the idea of them, as long as I knew only women were on the other side.

Am I being stupid?"
the whole point is not knowing who is on the other side if it makes you feel uncomfortable don't use them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there any?

If a cock come through the hole and for example. Too hairy or cheesy, do you ignore or say a polite "no thanks""
Give it a Chinese burn

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By *cissorhands124Couple
over a year ago

Rochdale

Fire up a cigarette lighter, the smell of burning cheese is fantastic!

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Fire up a cigarette lighter, the smell of burning cheese is fantastic! "
how about bread for cheese on toast?

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By *wesomeSauce!Man
over a year ago

Brighton


"...the whole point is not knowing who is on the other side if it makes you feel uncomfortable don't use them "

Thanks, I don't think I will.

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