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"Thinking of going on Monday, what do people think? Is it ok for single guys to go? Not necessarily looking for mischief, and don't want to stand out as a newbie. Any advice?" What do we think? Well can you make it on Monday? Don't you have anything else planned? Can you get there? Do you have the money to pay? Single guys are permitted You are a newbie so get used to it. Search the forums for advice as this has been covered countless times before. | |||
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"Thinking of going on Monday, what do people think? Is it ok for single guys to go? Not necessarily looking for mischief, and don't want to stand out as a newbie. Any advice? What do we think? Well can you make it on Monday? Don't you have anything else planned? Can you get there? Do you have the money to pay? Single guys are permitted You are a newbie so get used to it. Search the forums for advice as this has been covered countless times before." Looks like I got shot down there | |||
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"Thinking of going on Monday, what do people think? Is it ok for single guys to go? Not necessarily looking for mischief, and don't want to stand out as a newbie. Any advice? What do we think? Well can you make it on Monday? Don't you have anything else planned? Can you get there? Do you have the money to pay? Single guys are permitted You are a newbie so get used to it. Search the forums for advice as this has been covered countless times before." Bit harsh! | |||
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"Thinking of going on Monday, what do people think? Is it ok for single guys to go? Not necessarily looking for mischief, and don't want to stand out as a newbie. Any advice? What do we think? Well can you make it on Monday? Don't you have anything else planned? Can you get there? Do you have the money to pay? Single guys are permitted You are a newbie so get used to it. Search the forums for advice as this has been covered countless times before. Bit harsh!" Some people just like to troll, each to their own | |||
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"Thinking of going on Monday, what do people think? Is it ok for single guys to go? Not necessarily looking for mischief, and don't want to stand out as a newbie. Any advice? What do we think? Well can you make it on Monday? Don't you have anything else planned? Can you get there? Do you have the money to pay? Single guys are permitted You are a newbie so get used to it. Search the forums for advice as this has been covered countless times before. Bit harsh! Some people just like to troll, each to their own" You asked I answered... Or would you have preferred it a bit more sugar coated... | |||
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"WOW gunslinger who's upset you  "Upset me?.... This isn't upset... | |||
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"WOW gunslinger who's upset you
Upset me?....
This isn't upset... "You're very abrupt then... | |||
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"WOW gunslinger who's upset you
Upset me?....
This isn't upset... "Time of the month?  | |||
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"WOW gunslinger who's upset you
Upset me?....
This isn't upset...
You're very abrupt then..."Really? Nobody has ever said that of before.. | |||
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"WOW gunslinger who's upset you
Upset me?....
This isn't upset...
Time of the month? "Hang on *sticks hand down pants* nope - all good here.. | |||
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"If you go in to Kestrels before 6 it does not cost anything to stay on in to the evening so a good deal. If your going for any length of time take food and drink if you want it. Tea, coffee and water free all day, soft drinks free after 6pm. if you haven't got flipflops of your own take some from bin in reception, you'll need something on your feet. Take something to read or do while your there other than wander around like the walking dead do. you appear to have a sensible attitude and may well enjoy yourself. Do not pester or follow females or couples around. Play a long game, be sociable but not pushy and you will prosper. It's a great place and making the most of it by staying in to the evening is a good idea." Probably the best and most succinct advice I've ever seen given on here. 
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" Not necessarily looking for mischief, and don't want to stand out as a newbie. Any advice?" If the right people are there you should stand out - for all the right reasons.  | |||
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"WOW gunslinger who's upset you
Upset me?....
This isn't upset...
Time of the month?
Hang on
*sticks hand down pants*
nope - all good here.."Ooooh gunslinger so you do have a sense of humour  | |||
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"WOW gunslinger who's upset you
Upset me?....
This isn't upset...
Time of the month?
Hang on
*sticks hand down pants*
nope - all good here..
Ooooh gunslinger so you do have a sense of humour "Apparently it's my best feature | |||
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"WOW gunslinger who's upset you
Upset me?....
This isn't upset...
Time of the month?
Hang on
*sticks hand down pants*
nope - all good here..
Ooooh gunslinger so you do have a sense of humour
Apparently it's my best feature "I'm sure you have so much more to offer | |||
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"WOW gunslinger who's upset you
Upset me?....
This isn't upset...
Time of the month?
Hang on
*sticks hand down pants*
nope - all good here..
Ooooh gunslinger so you do have a sense of humour
Apparently it's my best feature
I'm sure you have so much more to offer "Not really.. Someone once said 'get a woman laughing and she's halfway to bed with you ' Just hope she doesn't laugh once you get her into bed | |||
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"If you go in to Kestrels before 6 it does not cost anything to stay on in to the evening so a good deal. If your going for any length of time take food and drink if you want it. Tea, coffee and water free all day, soft drinks free after 6pm. if you haven't got flipflops of your own take some from bin in reception, you'll need something on your feet. Take something to read or do while your there other than wander around like the walking dead do. you appear to have a sensible attitude and may well enjoy yourself. Do not pester or follow females or couples around. Play a long game, be sociable but not pushy and you will prosper. It's a great place and making the most of it by staying in to the evening is a good idea." superb summary. It's a great place to just relaxed naked with other names folks by a pool or in a meadow. Flipflops is all you need, towel provided. Ladies often take sarongs as large towel not always enough for walking around.
Fridge in kitchen to store any food, watch one couple cook using the microwave, on a Monday!
I've been there on Jan 4th in a howling Gail and June 4th were sun cream was needed everywhere! ... Brilliant place, always leave well chilled even if no playtime happened... But stay Monday afternoon into Abfab bi-night and doubt the latter will happen, you'll be asked i suspect.
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"WOW gunslinger who's upset you
Upset me?....
This isn't upset...
Time of the month?
Hang on
*sticks hand down pants*
nope - all good here..
Ooooh gunslinger so you do have a sense of humour
Apparently it's my best feature
I'm sure you have so much more to offer
Not really..
Someone once said 'get a woman laughing and she's halfway to bed with you '
Just hope she doesn't laugh once you get her into bed "I hope that's not what usually happens with you (giggles)  | |||
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"WOW gunslinger who's upset you
Upset me?....
This isn't upset...
Time of the month?
Hang on
*sticks hand down pants*
nope - all good here..
Ooooh gunslinger so you do have a sense of humour
Apparently it's my best feature
I'm sure you have so much more to offer
Not really..
Someone once said 'get a woman laughing and she's halfway to bed with you '
Just hope she doesn't laugh once you get her into bed
I hope that's not what usually happens with you (giggles)"Not for the reason you might be thinking *wiggles small finger * | |||
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"WOW gunslinger who's upset you
Upset me?....
This isn't upset...
Time of the month?
Hang on
*sticks hand down pants*
nope - all good here..
Ooooh gunslinger so you do have a sense of humour
Apparently it's my best feature
I'm sure you have so much more to offer
Not really..
Someone once said 'get a woman laughing and she's halfway to bed with you '
Just hope she doesn't laugh once you get her into bed
I hope that's not what usually happens with you (giggles)
Not for the reason you might be thinking *wiggles small finger *
"Now I'm intrigued as to why..please share | |||
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"WOW gunslinger who's upset you
Upset me?....
This isn't upset...
Time of the month?
Hang on
*sticks hand down pants*
nope - all good here..
Ooooh gunslinger so you do have a sense of humour
Apparently it's my best feature
I'm sure you have so much more to offer
Not really..
Someone once said 'get a woman laughing and she's halfway to bed with you '
Just hope she doesn't laugh once you get her into bed
I hope that's not what usually happens with you (giggles)
Not for the reason you might be thinking *wiggles small finger *
Now I'm intrigued as to why..please share "I've had many ladies squeal with pleasure as I demonstrate my finger shadow puppet foreplay routine. | |||
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"WOW gunslinger who's upset you
Upset me?....
This isn't upset...
Time of the month?
Hang on
*sticks hand down pants*
nope - all good here..
Ooooh gunslinger so you do have a sense of humour
Apparently it's my best feature
I'm sure you have so much more to offer
Not really..
Someone once said 'get a woman laughing and she's halfway to bed with you '
Just hope she doesn't laugh once you get her into bed
I hope that's not what usually happens with you (giggles)
Not for the reason you might be thinking *wiggles small finger *
Now I'm intrigued as to why..please share
I've had many ladies squeal with pleasure as I demonstrate my finger shadow puppet foreplay routine."And does this finger puppet have a name | |||
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"WOW gunslinger who's upset you
Upset me?....
This isn't upset...
Time of the month?
Hang on
*sticks hand down pants*
nope - all good here..
Ooooh gunslinger so you do have a sense of humour
Apparently it's my best feature
I'm sure you have so much more to offer
Not really..
Someone once said 'get a woman laughing and she's halfway to bed with you '
Just hope she doesn't laugh once you get her into bed
I hope that's not what usually happens with you (giggles)
Not for the reason you might be thinking *wiggles small finger *
Now I'm intrigued as to why..please share
I've had many ladies squeal with pleasure as I demonstrate my finger shadow puppet foreplay routine.
And does this finger puppet have a name"Not. Would you like to name it? | |||
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"WOW gunslinger who's upset you
Upset me?....
This isn't upset...
Time of the month?
Hang on
*sticks hand down pants*
nope - all good here..
Ooooh gunslinger so you do have a sense of humour
Apparently it's my best feature
I'm sure you have so much more to offer
Not really..
Someone once said 'get a woman laughing and she's halfway to bed with you '
Just hope she doesn't laugh once you get her into bed
I hope that's not what usually happens with you (giggles)
Not for the reason you might be thinking *wiggles small finger *
Now I'm intrigued as to why..please share
I've had many ladies squeal with pleasure as I demonstrate my finger shadow puppet foreplay routine.
And does this finger puppet have a name
Not.
Would you like to name it?"How about willy wonker  | |||
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"WOW gunslinger who's upset you
Upset me?....
This isn't upset...
Time of the month?
Hang on
*sticks hand down pants*
nope - all good here..
Ooooh gunslinger so you do have a sense of humour
Apparently it's my best feature
I'm sure you have so much more to offer
Not really..
Someone once said 'get a woman laughing and she's halfway to bed with you '
Just hope she doesn't laugh once you get her into bed
I hope that's not what usually happens with you (giggles)
Not for the reason you might be thinking *wiggles small finger *
Now I'm intrigued as to why..please share
I've had many ladies squeal with pleasure as I demonstrate my finger shadow puppet foreplay routine.
And does this finger puppet have a name
Not.
Would you like to name it?
How about willy wonker "Hmmm - slight problem - that's what I call my penis so it's going to cause confusion/a conflict of interests. | |||
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"WOW gunslinger who's upset you
Upset me?....
This isn't upset...
Time of the month?
Hang on
*sticks hand down pants*
nope - all good here..
Ooooh gunslinger so you do have a sense of humour
Apparently it's my best feature
I'm sure you have so much more to offer
Not really..
Someone once said 'get a woman laughing and she's halfway to bed with you '
Just hope she doesn't laugh once you get her into bed
I hope that's not what usually happens with you (giggles)
Not for the reason you might be thinking *wiggles small finger *
Now I'm intrigued as to why..please share
I've had many ladies squeal with pleasure as I demonstrate my finger shadow puppet foreplay routine.
And does this finger puppet have a name
Not.
Would you like to name it?
How about willy wonker
Hmmm - slight problem - that's what I call my penis so it's going to cause confusion/a conflict of interests. "Pinkie it is then | |||
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and good luck OP - did you go?
Let's hope Mr Gunslinger gets slightly more helpful advice next time he asks anyone a question hey?
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"WOW gunslinger who's upset you
Upset me?....
This isn't upset...
Time of the month?
Hang on
*sticks hand down pants*
nope - all good here..
Ooooh gunslinger so you do have a sense of humour
Apparently it's my best feature
I'm sure you have so much more to offer
Not really..
Someone once said 'get a woman laughing and she's halfway to bed with you '
Just hope she doesn't laugh once you get her into bed
I hope that's not what usually happens with you (giggles)
Not for the reason you might be thinking *wiggles small finger *
Now I'm intrigued as to why..please share
I've had many ladies squeal with pleasure as I demonstrate my finger shadow puppet foreplay routine.
And does this finger puppet have a name
Not.
Would you like to name it?
How about willy wonker
Hmmm - slight problem - that's what I call my penis so it's going to cause confusion/a conflict of interests.
Pinkie it is then "Sounds good.... Have you much experience of assigning names to body parts? | |||
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"Sounds like good advice from FBFD and good luck OP - did you go?
Let's hope Mr Gunslinger gets slightly more helpful advice next time he asks anyone a question hey?
"So you think my advice wasn't helpful? Go back and read it and you'll see it answered the questions. You won't catch me asking dumbass questions as I know how to : 1. search the forums 2. Read club reviews 3. use Google. | |||
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"Sounds like good advice from FBFD and good luck OP - did you go?
Let's hope Mr Gunslinger gets slightly more helpful advice next time he asks anyone a question hey?
So you think my advice wasn't helpful?
Go back and read it and you'll see it answered the questions.
You won't catch me asking dumbass questions as I know how to :
1. search the forums
2. Read club reviews
3. use Google."And breathe ...... | |||
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"WOW gunslinger who's upset you
Upset me?....
This isn't upset...
Time of the month?
Hang on
*sticks hand down pants*
nope - all good here..
Ooooh gunslinger so you do have a sense of humour
Apparently it's my best feature
I'm sure you have so much more to offer
Not really..
Someone once said 'get a woman laughing and she's halfway to bed with you '
Just hope she doesn't laugh once you get her into bed
I hope that's not what usually happens with you (giggles)
Not for the reason you might be thinking *wiggles small finger *
Now I'm intrigued as to why..please share
I've had many ladies squeal with pleasure as I demonstrate my finger shadow puppet foreplay routine.
And does this finger puppet have a name
Not.
Would you like to name it?
How about willy wonker
Hmmm - slight problem - that's what I call my penis so it's going to cause confusion/a conflict of interests.
Pinkie it is then
Sounds good.... Have you much experience of assigning names to body parts? "Yes I normally call an ass an Assole with a capital A | |||
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"WOW gunslinger who's upset you
Upset me?....
This isn't upset...
Time of the month?
Hang on
*sticks hand down pants*
nope - all good here..
Ooooh gunslinger so you do have a sense of humour
Apparently it's my best feature
I'm sure you have so much more to offer
Not really..
Someone once said 'get a woman laughing and she's halfway to bed with you '
Just hope she doesn't laugh once you get her into bed
I hope that's not what usually happens with you (giggles)
Not for the reason you might be thinking *wiggles small finger *
Now I'm intrigued as to why..please share
I've had many ladies squeal with pleasure as I demonstrate my finger shadow puppet foreplay routine.
And does this finger puppet have a name
Not.
Would you like to name it?
How about willy wonker
Hmmm - slight problem - that's what I call my penis so it's going to cause confusion/a conflict of interests.
Pinkie it is then
Sounds good.... Have you much experience of assigning names to body parts?
Yes I normally call an ass an Assole with a capital A "The use of a capital A gives a nice sense of emphasis, but is the lack of H a typo or an homage to the French kid in 'Hancock'? | |||
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"WOW gunslinger who's upset you
Upset me?....
This isn't upset...
Time of the month?
Hang on
*sticks hand down pants*
nope - all good here..
Ooooh gunslinger so you do have a sense of humour
Apparently it's my best feature
I'm sure you have so much more to offer
Not really..
Someone once said 'get a woman laughing and she's halfway to bed with you '
Just hope she doesn't laugh once you get her into bed
I hope that's not what usually happens with you (giggles)
Not for the reason you might be thinking *wiggles small finger *
Now I'm intrigued as to why..please share
I've had many ladies squeal with pleasure as I demonstrate my finger shadow puppet foreplay routine.
And does this finger puppet have a name
Not.
Would you like to name it?
How about willy wonker
Hmmm - slight problem - that's what I call my penis so it's going to cause confusion/a conflict of interests.
Pinkie it is then
Sounds good.... Have you much experience of assigning names to body parts?
Yes I normally call an ass an Assole with a capital A
The use of a capital A gives a nice sense of emphasis, but is the lack of H a typo or an homage to the French kid in 'Hancock'?"Ooooh yeah it's that French kid in 'Hancock' You don't miss a trick do your gunslinger lol | |||
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"WOW gunslinger who's upset you
Upset me?....
This isn't upset...
Time of the month?
Hang on
*sticks hand down pants*
nope - all good here..
Ooooh gunslinger so you do have a sense of humour
Apparently it's my best feature
I'm sure you have so much more to offer
Not really..
Someone once said 'get a woman laughing and she's halfway to bed with you '
Just hope she doesn't laugh once you get her into bed
I hope that's not what usually happens with you (giggles)
Not for the reason you might be thinking *wiggles small finger *
Now I'm intrigued as to why..please share
I've had many ladies squeal with pleasure as I demonstrate my finger shadow puppet foreplay routine.
And does this finger puppet have a name
Not.
Would you like to name it?
How about willy wonker
Hmmm - slight problem - that's what I call my penis so it's going to cause confusion/a conflict of interests.
Pinkie it is then
Sounds good.... Have you much experience of assigning names to body parts?
Yes I normally call an ass an Assole with a capital A
The use of a capital A gives a nice sense of emphasis, but is the lack of H a typo or an homage to the French kid in 'Hancock'?
Ooooh yeah it's that French kid in 'Hancock'
You don't miss a trick do your gunslinger lol"I've been known to....but I try to keep on top of things | |||
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"WOW gunslinger who's upset you
Upset me?....
This isn't upset...
Time of the month?
Hang on
*sticks hand down pants*
nope - all good here..
Ooooh gunslinger so you do have a sense of humour
Apparently it's my best feature
I'm sure you have so much more to offer
Not really..
Someone once said 'get a woman laughing and she's halfway to bed with you '
Just hope she doesn't laugh once you get her into bed
I hope that's not what usually happens with you (giggles)
Not for the reason you might be thinking *wiggles small finger *
Now I'm intrigued as to why..please share
I've had many ladies squeal with pleasure as I demonstrate my finger shadow puppet foreplay routine.
And does this finger puppet have a name
Not.
Would you like to name it?
How about willy wonker
Hmmm - slight problem - that's what I call my penis so it's going to cause confusion/a conflict of interests.
Pinkie it is then
Sounds good.... Have you much experience of assigning names to body parts?
Yes I normally call an ass an Assole with a capital A
The use of a capital A gives a nice sense of emphasis, but is the lack of H a typo or an homage to the French kid in 'Hancock'?
Ooooh yeah it's that French kid in 'Hancock'
You don't miss a trick do your gunslinger lol
I've been known to....but I try to keep on top of things "I like to keep on top of things...hard things | |||
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"WOW gunslinger who's upset you
Upset me?....
This isn't upset...
Time of the month?
Hang on
*sticks hand down pants*
nope - all good here..
Ooooh gunslinger so you do have a sense of humour
Apparently it's my best feature
I'm sure you have so much more to offer
Not really..
Someone once said 'get a woman laughing and she's halfway to bed with you '
Just hope she doesn't laugh once you get her into bed
I hope that's not what usually happens with you (giggles)
Not for the reason you might be thinking *wiggles small finger *
Now I'm intrigued as to why..please share
I've had many ladies squeal with pleasure as I demonstrate my finger shadow puppet foreplay routine.
And does this finger puppet have a name
Not.
Would you like to name it?
How about willy wonker
Hmmm - slight problem - that's what I call my penis so it's going to cause confusion/a conflict of interests.
Pinkie it is then
Sounds good.... Have you much experience of assigning names to body parts?
Yes I normally call an ass an Assole with a capital A
The use of a capital A gives a nice sense of emphasis, but is the lack of H a typo or an homage to the French kid in 'Hancock'?
Ooooh yeah it's that French kid in 'Hancock'
You don't miss a trick do your gunslinger lol
I've been known to....but I try to keep on top of things
I like to keep on top of things...hard things "Hmmmm - well as a gentleman it's only fair that I make way for you to be the keeper on topper... | |||
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"WOW gunslinger who's upset you
Upset me?....
This isn't upset...
Time of the month?
Hang on
*sticks hand down pants*
nope - all good here..
Ooooh gunslinger so you do have a sense of humour
Apparently it's my best feature
I'm sure you have so much more to offer
Not really..
Someone once said 'get a woman laughing and she's halfway to bed with you '
Just hope she doesn't laugh once you get her into bed
I hope that's not what usually happens with you (giggles)
Not for the reason you might be thinking *wiggles small finger *
Now I'm intrigued as to why..please share
I've had many ladies squeal with pleasure as I demonstrate my finger shadow puppet foreplay routine.
And does this finger puppet have a name
Not.
Would you like to name it?
How about willy wonker
Hmmm - slight problem - that's what I call my penis so it's going to cause confusion/a conflict of interests.
Pinkie it is then
Sounds good.... Have you much experience of assigning names to body parts?
Yes I normally call an ass an Assole with a capital A
The use of a capital A gives a nice sense of emphasis, but is the lack of H a typo or an homage to the French kid in 'Hancock'?
Ooooh yeah it's that French kid in 'Hancock'
You don't miss a trick do your gunslinger lol
I've been known to....but I try to keep on top of things
I like to keep on top of things...hard things
Hmmmm - well as a gentleman it's only fair that I make way for you to be the keeper on topper... "Thats very gentlemanly of you gunslinger..I'm seeing amother side to that hard exterior (pun intended ) | |||
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"WOW gunslinger who's upset you
Upset me?....
This isn't upset...
Time of the month?
Hang on
*sticks hand down pants*
nope - all good here..
Ooooh gunslinger so you do have a sense of humour
Apparently it's my best feature
I'm sure you have so much more to offer
Not really..
Someone once said 'get a woman laughing and she's halfway to bed with you '
Just hope she doesn't laugh once you get her into bed
I hope that's not what usually happens with you (giggles)
Not for the reason you might be thinking *wiggles small finger *
Now I'm intrigued as to why..please share
I've had many ladies squeal with pleasure as I demonstrate my finger shadow puppet foreplay routine.
And does this finger puppet have a name
Not.
Would you like to name it?
How about willy wonker
Hmmm - slight problem - that's what I call my penis so it's going to cause confusion/a conflict of interests.
Pinkie it is then
Sounds good.... Have you much experience of assigning names to body parts?
Yes I normally call an ass an Assole with a capital A
The use of a capital A gives a nice sense of emphasis, but is the lack of H a typo or an homage to the French kid in 'Hancock'?
Ooooh yeah it's that French kid in 'Hancock'
You don't miss a trick do your gunslinger lol
I've been known to....but I try to keep on top of things
I like to keep on top of things...hard things
Hmmmm - well as a gentleman it's only fair that I make way for you to be the keeper on topper...
Thats very gentlemanly of you gunslinger..I'm seeing amother side to that hard exterior (pun intended ) "Oops - you weren't meant to see my hard exterior - excuse me - these boxer shorts are a little capacious | |||
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"WOW gunslinger who's upset you
Upset me?....
This isn't upset...
Time of the month?
Hang on
*sticks hand down pants*
nope - all good here..
Ooooh gunslinger so you do have a sense of humour
Apparently it's my best feature
I'm sure you have so much more to offer
Not really..
Someone once said 'get a woman laughing and she's halfway to bed with you '
Just hope she doesn't laugh once you get her into bed
I hope that's not what usually happens with you (giggles)
Not for the reason you might be thinking *wiggles small finger *
Now I'm intrigued as to why..please share
I've had many ladies squeal with pleasure as I demonstrate my finger shadow puppet foreplay routine.
And does this finger puppet have a name
Not.
Would you like to name it?
How about willy wonker
Hmmm - slight problem - that's what I call my penis so it's going to cause confusion/a conflict of interests.
Pinkie it is then
Sounds good.... Have you much experience of assigning names to body parts?
Yes I normally call an ass an Assole with a capital A
The use of a capital A gives a nice sense of emphasis, but is the lack of H a typo or an homage to the French kid in 'Hancock'?
Ooooh yeah it's that French kid in 'Hancock'
You don't miss a trick do your gunslinger lol
I've been known to....but I try to keep on top of things
I like to keep on top of things...hard things
Hmmmm - well as a gentleman it's only fair that I make way for you to be the keeper on topper...
Thats very gentlemanly of you gunslinger..I'm seeing amother side to that hard exterior (pun intended )
Oops - you weren't meant to see my hard exterior - excuse me - these boxer shorts are a little capacious "You've spoilt it now as I was having wild thoughts of you in a pair of budgie smugglers | |||
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"WOW gunslinger who's upset you
Upset me?....
This isn't upset...
Time of the month?
Hang on
*sticks hand down pants*
nope - all good here..
Ooooh gunslinger so you do have a sense of humour
Apparently it's my best feature
I'm sure you have so much more to offer
Not really..
Someone once said 'get a woman laughing and she's halfway to bed with you '
Just hope she doesn't laugh once you get her into bed
I hope that's not what usually happens with you (giggles)
Not for the reason you might be thinking *wiggles small finger *
Now I'm intrigued as to why..please share
I've had many ladies squeal with pleasure as I demonstrate my finger shadow puppet foreplay routine.
And does this finger puppet have a name
Not.
Would you like to name it?
How about willy wonker
Hmmm - slight problem - that's what I call my penis so it's going to cause confusion/a conflict of interests.
Pinkie it is then
Sounds good.... Have you much experience of assigning names to body parts?
Yes I normally call an ass an Assole with a capital A
The use of a capital A gives a nice sense of emphasis, but is the lack of H a typo or an homage to the French kid in 'Hancock'?
Ooooh yeah it's that French kid in 'Hancock'
You don't miss a trick do your gunslinger lol
I've been known to....but I try to keep on top of things
I like to keep on top of things...hard things
Hmmmm - well as a gentleman it's only fair that I make way for you to be the keeper on topper...
Thats very gentlemanly of you gunslinger..I'm seeing amother side to that hard exterior (pun intended )
Oops - you weren't meant to see my hard exterior - excuse me - these boxer shorts are a little capacious
You've spoilt it now as I was having wild thoughts of you in a pair of budgie smugglers "I used to wear them - but I got an allergic reaction to the Trill. | |||
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"WOW gunslinger who's upset you
Upset me?....
This isn't upset...
Time of the month?
Hang on
*sticks hand down pants*
nope - all good here..
Ooooh gunslinger so you do have a sense of humour
Apparently it's my best feature
I'm sure you have so much more to offer
Not really..
Someone once said 'get a woman laughing and she's halfway to bed with you '
Just hope she doesn't laugh once you get her into bed
I hope that's not what usually happens with you (giggles)
Not for the reason you might be thinking *wiggles small finger *
Now I'm intrigued as to why..please share
I've had many ladies squeal with pleasure as I demonstrate my finger shadow puppet foreplay routine.
And does this finger puppet have a name
Not.
Would you like to name it?
How about willy wonker
Hmmm - slight problem - that's what I call my penis so it's going to cause confusion/a conflict of interests.
Pinkie it is then
Sounds good.... Have you much experience of assigning names to body parts?
Yes I normally call an ass an Assole with a capital A
The use of a capital A gives a nice sense of emphasis, but is the lack of H a typo or an homage to the French kid in 'Hancock'?
Ooooh yeah it's that French kid in 'Hancock'
You don't miss a trick do your gunslinger lol
I've been known to....but I try to keep on top of things
I like to keep on top of things...hard things
Hmmmm - well as a gentleman it's only fair that I make way for you to be the keeper on topper...
Thats very gentlemanly of you gunslinger..I'm seeing amother side to that hard exterior (pun intended )
Oops - you weren't meant to see my hard exterior - excuse me - these boxer shorts are a little capacious
You've spoilt it now as I was having wild thoughts of you in a pair of budgie smugglers
I used to wear them - but I got an allergic reaction to the Trill."Oh no that's abit seedy even by your standards.... | |||
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get a room guys lmao | |||
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"WOW gunslinger who's upset you
Upset me?....
This isn't upset...
Time of the month?
Hang on
*sticks hand down pants*
nope - all good here..
Ooooh gunslinger so you do have a sense of humour
Apparently it's my best feature
I'm sure you have so much more to offer
Not really..
Someone once said 'get a woman laughing and she's halfway to bed with you '
Just hope she doesn't laugh once you get her into bed
I hope that's not what usually happens with you (giggles)
Not for the reason you might be thinking *wiggles small finger *
Now I'm intrigued as to why..please share
I've had many ladies squeal with pleasure as I demonstrate my finger shadow puppet foreplay routine.
And does this finger puppet have a name
Not.
Would you like to name it?
How about willy wonker
Hmmm - slight problem - that's what I call my penis so it's going to cause confusion/a conflict of interests.
Pinkie it is then
Sounds good.... Have you much experience of assigning names to body parts?
Yes I normally call an ass an Assole with a capital A
The use of a capital A gives a nice sense of emphasis, but is the lack of H a typo or an homage to the French kid in 'Hancock'?
Ooooh yeah it's that French kid in 'Hancock'
You don't miss a trick do your gunslinger lol
I've been known to....but I try to keep on top of things
I like to keep on top of things...hard things
Hmmmm - well as a gentleman it's only fair that I make way for you to be the keeper on topper...
Thats very gentlemanly of you gunslinger..I'm seeing amother side to that hard exterior (pun intended )
Oops - you weren't meant to see my hard exterior - excuse me - these boxer shorts are a little capacious
You've spoilt it now as I was having wild thoughts of you in a pair of budgie smugglers
I used to wear them - but I got an allergic reaction to the Trill.
Oh no that's abit seedy even by your standards...."You're right - It was a cheep response. | |||
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