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By *oo hot OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West

To get ready to go out to a Club or a meet?

Two hours for us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Three or four months of chatting another two to save up for club admission and 15 minutes for meet

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

About an hour tops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"About an hour tops"
hehe I believe you

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"About an hour topshehe I believe you "

Good, it's true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An hour or so. Shower, shave at both ends, clean clothes, polished shoes. Job done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm ready now ,I win

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By *at69driveMan
over a year ago

Hertford


"To get ready to go out to a Club or a meet?

Two hours for us."
. About thitry minutes . Take a shower and prepare clothes .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That depends where and whom I'm meeting. If I'm meeting at home then I have to clean the house from top to bottom plus make sure there are snacks etc and then the routine of bath, make up, hair, clothes etc etc

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I'm ready now ,I win "

Come on then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

30min to get the slick perfect, lots of gel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About 45 mins depending on how often i get distracted by my phone while getting ready, 30 mins is approx how long it actually takes bathing, hair washing, shaving certain areas, drying, body spray/light perfume, little bit of make up and quick blast with hair dryer, nail polish on toe nails, dressing .... done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm ready now ,I win

Come on then "
damn I never saw that x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"About 45 mins depending on how often i get distracted by my phone while getting ready, 30 mins is approx how long it actually takes bathing, hair washing, shaving certain areas, drying, body spray/light perfume, little bit of make up and quick blast with hair dryer, nail polish on toe nails, dressing .... done "
sorry no woman gets ready that quick can I watch ?

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By *oo hot OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West

Took us two and a half hours tonight but it was lubricated along the way with Prosecco.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"About 45 mins depending on how often i get distracted by my phone while getting ready, 30 mins is approx how long it actually takes bathing, hair washing, shaving certain areas, drying, body spray/light perfume, little bit of make up and quick blast with hair dryer, nail polish on toe nails, dressing .... done sorry no woman gets ready that quick can I watch ? "

This woman does

I wear very little make up so the helps with the time and i have naturally curly hair which i leave curly so i don't have to spend hours straightening it, just a quick blast with the hair drier

Yesterday i got ready in 15 mins cus my clock had stopped which made me late, i didn't shave anywhere though but i wasn't playing so it was ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"About 45 mins depending on how often i get distracted by my phone while getting ready, 30 mins is approx how long it actually takes bathing, hair washing, shaving certain areas, drying, body spray/light perfume, little bit of make up and quick blast with hair dryer, nail polish on toe nails, dressing .... done "

I do wear quite a lot of eye make up but I can also get ready very quick. Lee often suddenly says do you fancy going to a club/meet so I have perfected getting ready in 30mins... But then I have to let my hair dry on the drive x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey cmon guys 30 mins do you believe it really

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Hey cmon guys 30 mins do you believe it really "

I can put my face on in 5 mins and pop my club outfit in a bag to change into when I get to the club.

Dont believe every stereotype you read.

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By *uietlykinkymeWoman
over a year ago

kinky land

Wet club. Half an hour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey cmon guys 30 mins do you believe it really "

Well I keep myself hair free... Shower takes 5mins. Can get dressed in 10. And a few mins to do my make up. I prefer to have time to have a soak in the bath and leisurely do my make up but can get ready in 30mins.

But as a mum of 6 ( only 4 at home now ) I am well practised in getting ready in a rush

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

What is this meet you speak of? the last one I had was too long ago:I sometimes wonder if it was even this year.

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By *idsAndyMan
over a year ago

Worcestershire

15 minutes in the shower, five minutes to get dressed = 20 mins. Boom!

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

About an hour, but the drive is as long as that usually too ... despite being in London, we find the best clubs are further away from us .... not massive distance but still ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

40 mins....takes longer and longer these days

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By *callycatMan
over a year ago

Mid Wales

I have a bag with my my cape, mask and equipment permanently ready by the front door.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About a week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"About 45 mins depending on how often i get distracted by my phone while getting ready, 30 mins is approx how long it actually takes bathing, hair washing, shaving certain areas, drying, body spray/light perfume, little bit of make up and quick blast with hair dryer, nail polish on toe nails, dressing .... done

I do wear quite a lot of eye make up but I can also get ready very quick. Lee often suddenly says do you fancy going to a club/meet so I have perfected getting ready in 30mins... But then I have to let my hair dry on the drive x "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey cmon guys 30 mins do you believe it really

I can put my face on in 5 mins and pop my club outfit in a bag to change into when I get to the club.

Dont believe every stereotype you read."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey cmon guys 30 mins do you believe it really

Well I keep myself hair free... Shower takes 5mins. Can get dressed in 10. And a few mins to do my make up. I prefer to have time to have a soak in the bath and leisurely do my make up but can get ready in 30mins.

But as a mum of 6 ( only 4 at home now ) I am well practised in getting ready in a rush "

I'm generally hair free but just do a top up shave lol.

I'm a jeans, t shirt and converse woman so that parts easy and i wear a towel at the club .... so quick and easy for me, the drive takes longer ... hour and quater

If i have the time and inclination plus if I'm in pain then i love a soak in the bath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey cmon guys 30 mins do you believe it really

Well I keep myself hair free... Shower takes 5mins. Can get dressed in 10. And a few mins to do my make up. I prefer to have time to have a soak in the bath and leisurely do my make up but can get ready in 30mins.

But as a mum of 6 ( only 4 at home now ) I am well practised in getting ready in a rush

I'm generally hair free but just do a top up shave lol.

I'm a jeans, t shirt and converse woman so that parts easy and i wear a towel at the club .... so quick and easy for me, the drive takes longer ... hour and quater

If i have the time and inclination plus if I'm in pain then i love a soak in the bath "
surely a soak in the bath with candles and wine takes an hour x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About an hour and a half

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last night I had a bath, so that was about 20 minutes, and then I put some clothes on and gathered my toys, which took about ten minutes.

So I dunno, half an hour?

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By *carlet_heavenWoman
over a year ago

somewhere in the sticks

I am the stereotype

I actually think I have a psychological problem surrounding it, in that I can never compromise by not looking my best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"About an hour and a half"
see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey cmon guys 30 mins do you believe it really

Well I keep myself hair free... Shower takes 5mins. Can get dressed in 10. And a few mins to do my make up. I prefer to have time to have a soak in the bath and leisurely do my make up but can get ready in 30mins.

But as a mum of 6 ( only 4 at home now ) I am well practised in getting ready in a rush

I'm generally hair free but just do a top up shave lol.

I'm a jeans, t shirt and converse woman so that parts easy and i wear a towel at the club .... so quick and easy for me, the drive takes longer ... hour and quater

If i have the time and inclination plus if I'm in pain then i love a soak in the bath surely a soak in the bath with candles and wine takes an hour x "

Yes I'm sure it does but i have never had candles and wine while I've been in the bath so i couldn't say for sure and mostly my baths are quick ... i said "if i have the time and the inclination ....."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"About an hour and a halfsee "

Do you think all women are the same then ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shower, put clothes on, brush hair, bit of eye make up... half hour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am the stereotype

I actually think I have a psychological problem surrounding it, in that I can never compromise by not looking my best "

Ah, you see, I look my best with no makeup on and with just my hand pushed through my hair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"About an hour and a halfsee

Do you think all women are the same then ?

"
no thank the lord you're all so different but I have an ex and two daughters getting in bathroom was a nightmare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To get ready to go out to a Club or a meet?

Two hours for us."

Me less then a hour partner upto 3 hours lol n I'm the female x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With everything about an hour and Half x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After reading this thread I feel like I must be doing something wrong

If we are counting everything, including the shower, then I'd say it depends on whether I'm straightening my hair, but I'd be in the 3 hour range. I spend a lot of time in the shower, then my nails take about 20 minutes to be done right, my makeup and clothes are 20 minutes total, but my hair is easily over an hour on its own if I straighten or curl it.

Oh well. I guess I'm time consuming when going to a club. On a normal day I don't even put on makeup or brush my hair so I'll take it as penance.

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After reading this thread I feel like I must be doing something wrong

If we are counting everything, including the shower, then I'd say it depends on whether I'm straightening my hair, but I'd be in the 3 hour range. I spend a lot of time in the shower, then my nails take about 20 minutes to be done right, my makeup and clothes are 20 minutes total, but my hair is easily over an hour on its own if I straighten or curl it.

Oh well. I guess I'm time consuming when going to a club. On a normal day I don't even put on makeup or brush my hair so I'll take it as penance.

-Courtney"
chipperoo you are the norm the others were just unusually fast at getting ready and I'm guessing a bit of exaggeration x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on what night/event we're going to...

weekdays we've got it down to 20 mins as Lol works late so add on 20 min drive to Xstasia and not too bad... Most of the nails/hair/shaving etc would have been pre done...

If we have a hotel booked for a big event then usually from check in to going out as it's part of the night and includes enjoying the getting ready ...

xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After reading this thread I feel like I must be doing something wrong

If we are counting everything, including the shower, then I'd say it depends on whether I'm straightening my hair, but I'd be in the 3 hour range. I spend a lot of time in the shower, then my nails take about 20 minutes to be done right, my makeup and clothes are 20 minutes total, but my hair is easily over an hour on its own if I straighten or curl it.

Oh well. I guess I'm time consuming when going to a club. On a normal day I don't even put on makeup or brush my hair so I'll take it as penance.

-Courtney chipperoo you are the norm the others were just unusually fast at getting ready and I'm guessing a bit of exaggeration x "
no exaggeration here. I'd love it if I had hours to get ready but the simple fact is I rarely do..... If I have time to spend an hour soaking in the bath... Then do my hair before I leave then great... But even with a planned meet with working, kids and travel its rare I even have an hour free.

I don't do my nails. Make up I can do quick and that does include my lashes too. And as I said already I let my hair dry in the car on the way there and it gets a quick brush and tied up or left down. I'm lucky that my hair can look great even with minimal time spent on it . In fact I once had a lady comment on how amazing my hair looked aand asked me what I'd done... Drying it in the car and brushing it didn't seem to be believed...

I can shower and be dressed and ready in 15mins... Then my make up.. and as I say my hair just drys on route.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That depends where and whom I'm meeting. If I'm meeting at home then I have to clean the house from top to bottom plus make sure there are snacks etc and then the routine of bath, make up, hair, clothes etc etc "

Snacks

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By *irty130Couple
over a year ago

Bristol Area

Def in the 3 hour range all in!

But that's why I'm having the laser hair removal... not to save money, but to save time on meet/club days!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After reading this thread I feel like I must be doing something wrong

If we are counting everything, including the shower, then I'd say it depends on whether I'm straightening my hair, but I'd be in the 3 hour range. I spend a lot of time in the shower, then my nails take about 20 minutes to be done right, my makeup and clothes are 20 minutes total, but my hair is easily over an hour on its own if I straighten or curl it.

Oh well. I guess I'm time consuming when going to a club. On a normal day I don't even put on makeup or brush my hair so I'll take it as penance.

-Courtney chipperoo you are the norm the others were just unusually fast at getting ready and I'm guessing a bit of exaggeration x "

No exaggeration here at all but you feel free to think what you want

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