FabSwingers.com forum: would i be laughed at

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok so i am what youd call a grower. I have a very small penis when soft like 1 inch but i grow to 6 inches and its nice when hard but if i was to come to a club which i really want to would i be laughed at or anything for being so small when soft

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By *andomfodCouple
over a year ago

walsall

Can't see anyone laughing about it. You got what you got. Can't be helped.

Plus are many people going to see it soft? If you're in the situation where someone's going to see it, it will probably be growing already!

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By *eaven and Hell 69Couple
over a year ago

HULL

It means I can fit it all in my mouth lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok so i am what youd call a grower. I have a very small penis when soft like 1 inch but i grow to 6 inches and its nice when hard but if i was to come to a club which i really want to would i be laughed at or anything for being so small when soft"

Nobody can see your cock you don't want to, just keep your boxers on or wrap a towel around you

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

You don't walk around clubs naked (apart from the ones where you do. Oh, and apart from the weirdo who followed me and my mate round Chams, wanking so hard I thought he'd burst into flames), so by the time your cock is on show you'll be at your full capacity.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"You don't walk around clubs naked (apart from the ones where you do. Oh, and apart from the weirdo who followed me and my mate round Chams, wanking so hard I thought he'd burst into flames), so by the time your cock is on show you'll be at your full capacity.

He was persistent wasn't he? Wonder if it's fallen off yet

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

No.

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

Nope I would like that.....I love when I make it hard from soft and a lot of women aren't interested in a giant one so average is better many some respects

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

thank you all i really wanna go i ama single guy i am not pushy or a pest lol i just wanna have fun but feel very nervous about being naked infront of people buy equally it turns me on

i would love to find a couple to meet with and take me and introduce me as such not to play with them unless they wanted but to introduce me to a club and take away my nerves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a feeling that once you get into the environment and relax you won't be one inch for long. Keep calm and don't try to use it before being invited

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have nothing to worry about, there are many shapes and sizes and to be honest, I'm sure a majority of women can agree they have seen many shapes too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's plenty in the same boat, just relax and enjoy x

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By *allipygousMan
over a year ago

Leicester

Yeah, sorry about that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It wouldn't matter to me.

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By *eliciouslyNastyMan
over a year ago

London

Would be a pretty sad establishment full of inconsiderate fools, if they did!

Makes me want to dig my sheriffs badge out!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

You most definitely wouldn't get laughed at

Most men are pretty much covered up in clubs unless they're in the thick of some action and by that time you'll have nothing to worry about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He was persistent wasn't he? Wonder if it's fallen off yet

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i thought you liked me following you around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always wondered about that. The walking around naked thing.

Youre not the only one in the grower boat postee...

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By *oonlightWoman
over a year ago

Brighton

Why don't you sign yourself up for the next Townhouse social?

It's a fully dressed event downstairs so just like being in a busy bar with the added bonus that all those present are swingers! If you feel brave (or are getting on well with someone) you can then choose to strip to boxers or a towel and have a venture upstairs, best of both worlds and it's not an expensive event x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

thanks all i feel a lot better now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why don't you sign yourself up for the next Townhouse social?

I would love too. do they accept single men for a one night only trial type to see how i like it. i would be willing to pay of course. I would be nervous as hell though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

is there any couples who would be willing to meet me for a drink and introduce me to townhouse i would love to try it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good post my friend. I also would love too venture out too clubs but am a tad concious of going alone. Anyone willing too take me under they're wings would be ideal just drop me a message. Thanks

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

"Why don't you sign yourself up for the next Townhouse social?

This

And we're all a lot smaller when we arrive but meet the right person/people and that soon changes.

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

To the OP and Vanster.

Just go along on a social night and start talking to people. If you're lucky you may get to play on your first visit but, more importantly, you'll get over your worries and nerves about it. You'll probably also make contacts for future visits or even 1 on 1 meets.

Just go along and see for yourselves.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Very positive and friendly replies thanks all. I think I will give Townhouse an email and see what's going on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Another question going off topic a bit and sorry if I seem green but how do you know if someone is interested in having fun with you? Is it that obvious amd forward that they just ask? What do I say and do if I find a man's wife attractive do I ask him or her? I am so out of my depth lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am learning myself as I read the posts , have been wanting to go to a club myself but am a little shy and nervous about stepping into the unknown

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Am learning myself as I read the posts , have been wanting to go to a club myself but am a little shy and nervous about stepping into the unknown"

Me too big time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in a similar boat. Signed up to the greedy girls thing at the Townhouse and I'm bricking it already lol

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

We're all learning. My best advice is go along with high hopes and low expectations. Just do your best to chat to people, Be polite and always be willing to accept no as an answer.

You may not have much luck first time but you'll get over your nerves and, even if nothing happens, you'll feel more at eaz next time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have 2 verifications mate and i bet they didnt laugh at you? Cocks come in all shapes and sizes as do people. If they do mock you you definately aren't losing out.

Best of luck mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why don't you sign yourself up for the next Townhouse social?

I would love too. do they accept single men for a one night only trial type to see how i like it. i would be willing to pay of course. I would be nervous as hell though "

The good news about the Fab socials @ Townhouse is that you don't have to be a member to attend. So this is a great opportunity to either a, make your first visit to a club without being a member or b, make your first visit to Townhouse without being a member. You do have to be on the guest list to get in on those nights though.

There are details on all the dates for this year in the thread that you've already posted in and there is another thread for just the next Fab Evening social @ Townhouse which is Friday 24th April.

Any other questions about it feel free to message me direct.

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By *hoenixcouplexxCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

"Another question going off topic a bit and sorry if I seem green but how do you know if someone is interested in having fun with you? Is it that obvious amd forward that they just ask? What do I say and do if I find a man's wife attractive do I ask him or her? I am so out of my depth lol "

Be friendly, polite, address both halves of a couple and be honest!

I know that from my perspective if you ignore me then you won't get anywhere near my wife because we always play as a couple so we both need to be comfortable with anyone we play with.

one of the things I love about the clubs is you can say things like 'that outfit makes your body look great! You look so sexy in it' in front of both parts of a couple and no one gets offended. Or at least they never have with us. Of course something like that would be said as part of a conversation with everyone there and in earshot. Open and honest.

For a single guy I think it's a case of wait to be invited to play rather than stalk the play areas. We've always found there's a lot more class in that.

Just don't be a wall flower or a stalker. Engage everyone in the social areas and have a laugh. Don't expect to be invited to play, just be happy if you do and have a great laugh with everyone. Those guys get invited to play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in a similar boat. Signed up to the greedy girls thing at the Townhouse and I'm bricking it already lol "

Have to let us know how your night at the townhouse went

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whatever want do don't just follow people it's weird and pisses people off,

The signs of if someone likes you are the same as in normal life, body language is body language naked or dressed, and as a poster above said if your chatting to a couple make sure you speak to both halves, you may only want sex with the lady but if the man doesn't like you your getting nowhere,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will, presuming I don't bottle it lol

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By *jandjbCouple
over a year ago

Nr Manchester

You chat to the couple. It's like making friends at the pub. If there's a mutual attraction you'll know. It depends on the individual as to how straight forward they may be. Some people may just ask you outright to play.

As a single guy you will need to socialise, chat, get to know people, show respect and if you're invited to play its a bonus.

I look for guys with a good sense of humour, good at flirting and have a lovely smile. Some girls may only be looking for a fit body and a big cock. We're all different..... Thankfully.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My worry is that I don't have a "fit body" so will just be looked at as "whats he expecting to get looking like that".

Seems alot of guys wanting to try a club sometime. Should just all go in one group together lol

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"My worry is that I don't have a "fit body" so will just be looked at as "whats he expecting to get looking like that".

Seems alot of guys wanting to try a club sometime. Should just all go in one group together lol"

Your pics look fine - I've seen much bigger guys than you do well in clubs

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"My worry is that I don't have a "fit body" so will just be looked at as "whats he expecting to get looking like that"."

Personally I reckon you'd do very well, especially if you smiled.

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By *allipygousMan
over a year ago

Leicester

"My worry is that I don't have a "fit body" so will just be looked at as "whats he expecting to get looking like that".

Seems alot of guys wanting to try a club sometime. Should just all go in one group together lol"

Ha. Trust me, mate. You'll look like Arnold Swart...Ssshw... a body builder compared to some of the guys that frequent clubs.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"My worry is that I don't have a "fit body" so will just be looked at as "whats he expecting to get looking like that".

Personally I reckon you'd do very well, especially if you smiled."

'Kin 'ell Wyrd...reckon we're turning into female equivalent of white knights

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"My worry is that I don't have a "fit body" so will just be looked at as "whats he expecting to get looking like that".

Personally I reckon you'd do very well, especially if you smiled.

'Kin 'ell Wyrd...reckon we're turning into female equivalent of white knights

Look, we can either have guys like Sugardummy up there going to clubs, or we can have that Mr Wankmeister following us around. I know who I'd prefer.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"My worry is that I don't have a "fit body" so will just be looked at as "whats he expecting to get looking like that".

Personally I reckon you'd do very well, especially if you smiled.

'Kin 'ell Wyrd...reckon we're turning into female equivalent of white knights

Look, we can either have guys like Sugardummy up there going to clubs, or we can have that Mr Wankmeister following us around. I know who I'd prefer."

A point well made my dear...I do wonder if Mr Wankmeister still has an attached penis

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"My worry is that I don't have a "fit body" so will just be looked at as "whats he expecting to get looking like that".

Personally I reckon you'd do very well, especially if you smiled.

'Kin 'ell Wyrd...reckon we're turning into female equivalent of white knights

Look, we can either have guys like Sugardummy up there going to clubs, or we can have that Mr Wankmeister following us around. I know who I'd prefer.

A point well made my dear...I do wonder if Mr Wankmeister still has an attached penis

Either he wanked it off, or his wife cut it off when she found out where he'd been.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have found that the biggest "hurdle" is breaking the ice and going to your first club. And as has been mentioned above, it's all just people at the clubs. We are all different. Some like the washboard abs and impressively large cocks. Some prefer personality and a sense of fun. Some prefer average to smaller sized members (thankfully!). Some prefer blondes. Some redheads. Added to that you have what you have. As long as you are comfortable with who you are and don't go to the club on some sort of ego trip or with an inflated view of who you think you are then you will almost certainly find someone who you connect with and can have a conversation / chat with. Will it lead to anything more? Maybe. Maybe not. Because although they may be your cup of tea and tick your stimulation boxes, you might not tick theirs. And that's not an issue as long as you don't make it one. You may find yourself in the position of someone coming on to you as they find you attractive, but they may not tick your boxes. Just be polite and respectful to them and all should be fine. The thing about going to a club is it gives you (and others) a chance to physically meet and establish a connection which can then lead to "out of club" meets because you already know the people and are known.

Do it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, and this is coming from someone who is not especially "fit" or in any way "hung". So if I can have some success at clubs you should be just fine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have found that the biggest "hurdle" is breaking the ice and going to your first club. And as has been mentioned above, it's all just people at the clubs. We are all different. Some like the washboard abs and impressively large cocks. Some prefer personality and a sense of fun. Some prefer average to smaller sized members (thankfully!). Some prefer blondes. Some redheads. Added to that you have what you have. As long as you are comfortable with who you are and don't go to the club on some sort of ego trip or with an inflated view of who you think you are then you will almost certainly find someone who you connect with and can have a conversation / chat with. Will it lead to anything more? Maybe. Maybe not. Because although they may be your cup of tea and tick your stimulation boxes, you might not tick theirs. And that's not an issue as long as you don't make it one. You may find yourself in the position of someone coming on to you as they find you attractive, but they may not tick your boxes. Just be polite and respectful to them and all should be fine. The thing about going to a club is it gives you (and others) a chance to physically meet and establish a connection which can then lead to "out of club" meets because you already know the people and are known.

Do it.

Nicely put

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks, that makes me feel less conscious about my self

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably very creepy experience for you but this made me laugh.

Apologies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nicely put

Thank you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks, that makes me feel less conscious about my self

Excellent! Sounds like "job done" by the forum.

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By *reedy_for_funCouple
over a year ago

My House

We have an Asian playmate who is the same. When soft its small like yours but grows ever so nicely

We've never been bothered about his size soft and I don't think most people are either. As long as you get it up then that's all that matters

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