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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How do you tell someone their fanny smells (or for the ladies a guys cock smells )without hurting their feelings ?

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By *lorious hole bs16Man
over a year ago

Bristol

I dont..just dont meet again,but remember its what some of us want some of the time !!

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By *stwo80Couple
over a year ago

yorkshire

Without hurting their feelings !!!

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By *allyandJonCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Sniff test.

Smell the cock before a blow and if it smells gently wank and move on.

Hadn't had the heart yet to tell someone they smell.

Smells are really a no no and turn off!

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By *ittenwantstoplayWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Happened only once...years ago. I pretended I was crap at BJs and had a headache lol! Yes I wimped out but there was NO WAY I was going there!!!

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

I guess you could do the sniff test using your fingers and either move on as another poster said or do everyone in the club a favour and say 'I'm sorry but I think you need to freshen up'

There is NO excuse for smelly bits or BO in a club as every one we've ever been to have offered shower facilities.

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By *ikeC2012Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

Suggest a shared shower

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Without hurting their feelings !!!

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what if they want you to go down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you tell someone their fanny smells (or for the ladies a guys cock smells )without hurting their feelings ?"

If they're kicking out a pong just make your excuses and leave.

Feelings are gonna be hurt either way.

There is no easy way of telling someone but, sorry, if someone doesn't pass the scratch n sniff test, I wouldn't be sticking round.

Suggesting a shower wouldn't work for me either. Once I have got a whiff it's that smell that sticks. It's one of the joys of being 40+ : plenty of nasal hairs for pongs to stick to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thankfully never had the problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they smell like a cabbage and egg draught just tell them straight. If they stink they dont deserve feelings that can be hurt anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quietly vomit on thier genitals and move on.

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By *ngel_38Woman
over a year ago

Staffs


"How do you tell someone their fanny smells (or for the ladies a guys cock smells )without hurting their feelings ?"

I would tell it . And make it wash it and send IT home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would simply be a sorry but no.... It would put me off totally, no need to smell. I'm always clean, smell good and dressed to impress... I expect the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No excuse for ponging, really is there?

I think I'd say sorry, but you have an odour problem. Take a shower and let's start over. I'd have to tell them to save future embarrassment, if nothing else.

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By *ertcamembertMan
over a year ago

Reading area


"I guess you could do the sniff test using your fingers and either move on as another poster said or do everyone in the club a favour and say 'I'm sorry but I think you need to freshen up'

There is NO excuse for smelly bits or BO in a club as every one we've ever been to have offered shower facilities."
I totally agree.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I guess you could do the sniff test using your fingers and either move on as another poster said or do everyone in the club a favour and say 'I'm sorry but I think you need to freshen up'

There is NO excuse for smelly bits or BO in a club as every one we've ever been to have offered shower facilities.I totally agree. "

And this from a man named camembert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I guess you could do the sniff test using your fingers and either move on as another poster said or do everyone in the club a favour and say 'I'm sorry but I think you need to freshen up'

There is NO excuse for smelly bits or BO in a club as every one we've ever been to have offered shower facilities.I totally agree.

And this from a man named camembert "

ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you tell someone their fanny smells?"

'"Your fanny smells"

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By *inkxRabbitWoman
over a year ago

Mostly in GU24

It happened to me once.

I'm sitting in this guy's car. He's on a promise and whops it out for a blow job. Immediately I regret offering to do it. There was an unusual discharge and a deeply offensive stink coming from his cock. I backed off swiftly, getting a blob of the offensive smelling discharge on my hand.

I was very direct and apologised, told him that it smelt unhealthy and that no part of my body was going near it until he'd had it swabbed and treated appropriately.

I had to disinfect my car afterwards convinced the bug was all over my steering wheel, gear sick, door handle, keys etc etc.

I haven't heard from him since and is the first thing I check for these days is for odour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thankfully never come across a smelly willy! One of my best fucks ever was with a guy I'd been meeting regularly and he took me to London for a long weekend fri-mon. After fucking the first night in the hotel he wouldn't let me shower, or the next night! The Sunday I needed a shower cos personally I thought my fanny was smelling a bit funky so I showered but he was disappointed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whisper in their ear that they should freshen up a little as you like the smell of soap. Say it's a turn on.

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

I had a guy I met on an outdoor meet that whipped his cock out for me to suck. The smell was so strong that I was immediately sick all over him. Told him I must have a bug and swiftly went home!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With the clubs averaging 1.5 hrs travelling time I always shower before I leave and freshen up with a wipe or two before I start. But always wipe after, as I feel clean is green. I would have to tell them if there was an odour that was off putting.

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By *inkxRabbitWoman
over a year ago

Mostly in GU24


"I had a guy I met on an outdoor meet that whipped his cock out for me to suck. The smell was so strong that I was immediately sick all over him. Told him I must have a bug and swiftly went home!!! "

Haha lucky escape!

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Quietly vomit on thier genitals and move on."

LMAO!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always keep a couple of femfresh handy. Go down sniff. Wipe. Bobs Yer uncle

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By *em4ejacWoman
over a year ago

Cougarville

Have a sexy showerproof bath together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always! Always! Do a scratch and sniff test. It's never let me down since my teen days of debauchery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just man up and get on with it, it's only a bit of cheese

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By *earboynottinghamMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Quietly vomit on thier genitals and move on."

Hahaha! Make sure you do it quiety though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I often wonder what fish smelt like before women started swimming in the sea

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