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By *heeseandWine OP   Couple
over a year ago

Reading and Southampton

We have looked at the website for this new spa and it looks to have good facilities, has anyone else been?

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By *roupPlayCouple
over a year ago

Near LHR

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/london/329105

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By *roupPlayCouple
over a year ago

Near LHR

We are going to give it a try tomorrow evening from 6pm.

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By *tevelizCouple
over a year ago

northampton

feedback please. Is it just a naturist spa or will swingers be welcome?

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By *roupPlayCouple
over a year ago

Near LHR


"feedback please. Is it just a naturist spa or will swingers be welcome?"

Everyone seems to have the same question and even asked it on their forum - as yet no response.

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By *tevelizCouple
over a year ago

northampton

where can i find the website. Did a search and came up with things like tripadviser.

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By *igerstyle2k2Man
over a year ago

Oxfordshire

I found it when I searched for 'divinios slough'.

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By *tevelizCouple
over a year ago

northampton

will try again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same, have looked at website & it looks good. Will have to give it a try some time very soon.

Shame I couldn't make 6pm this evening.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It stays open until 4am some nights so it must be a play zone.it say there are rest rooms we going to try it on Sunday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really, a naturist spa in Slough

How do I not know this lol...?!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From the website (sic): 'Free from constraints we accommodate naturism from both our fully qualified masseurs and also yourself as option on designated days. As an optional extra you can enjoy a Range of MASSAGE THERAPIES from Deep Tissue, Tantric, Swedish and much more'

In other words, it's a sex massage parlour masquerading as a naturism club in an attempt to avoid the authorities wrath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"From the website (sic): 'Free from constraints we accommodate naturism from both our fully qualified masseurs and also yourself as option on designated days. As an optional extra you can enjoy a Range of MASSAGE THERAPIES from Deep Tissue, Tantric, Swedish and much more'

In other words, it's a sex massage parlour masquerading as a naturism club in an attempt to avoid the authorities wrath "

Yes I think you're right.

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By *achelnMarkCouple
over a year ago

Mid Wiltshire


"From the website (sic): 'Free from constraints we accommodate naturism from both our fully qualified masseurs and also yourself as option on designated days. As an optional extra you can enjoy a Range of MASSAGE THERAPIES from Deep Tissue, Tantric, Swedish and much more'

In other words, it's a sex massage parlour masquerading as a naturism club in an attempt to avoid the authorities wrath

Yes I think you're right."

Sadly, that was our conclusion too

Also found other posts from another site listing prices for, err, finishing massages. So not for us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In terms of the venue, very nice indeed, two hot tubs (one for each couple that were actually in tonight). Two steam rooms, one per two blokes that were in, and a sauna. Nice bar area, shower facilities, lockable rest rooms.

All nicely decorated and I suspect very good as long as you want to use the spa facilities.

i suspect it was early days, so there were few meerkats in. The ladies who serve the complimentary drinks and provide massage services were friendly and did not push the massage services in any way.

What was really good was the lack of porn.

only needed a few single ladies willing to play with me and it would have been a brilliant night.

If it a sex massage parlour then it is a very classy one. I can think of worse clubs and spa's I have been to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No it is not a sex parlour massage, I just came there, It is just like Rios. Yes there is women who give massage but no sex like at Eureka, for massage it is £20. It is nice, clean but rooms are small

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is nice, clean but rooms for rest are too small. No sex with women who work there, they just give massage. I have been to Eureka, they are women there who do massage too. I saw two couples who were playing. Just give a try

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

I enjoyed it tonight but the lockable rooms are a bit small for 5 people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do they serve food there is there plenty of parking.?

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

No food but complimentary soft drinks, parking round the corner or street parking up by the library x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd go again, but would bring a friend.

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By *exyLancs2Couple
over a year ago

Manchester

Have to say, the website is very classy and well put together.

Personally, we like the spa type clubs and will certainly give this place a go. The extended opening hours are a real bonus too. However, they'd need to make sure that d*unken lads or groups of lads were not allowed in.

As for the massage element. This is no all that different from nay clubs. However, if it's subtle and the place is spotless it will be great.

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

The summary version:

Very clean facilities

Chill out lounge but small, only 3 lounger chairs/2 bar stools

2 steam rooms

2 jacuzzis

Sauna

"Rest" rooms with little more than a single sized bed in, one a little larger but not big enough for 5

Upstairs apparently there's massage rooms, costs extra

Entrance fee guys 20, couple 21, single girls 7

ID not required - good and bad to that

Parking free off road where u can find it

Staff very friendly (apart from one miserable looking one who kept looking daggers at me but then as a single girl maybe I was taking away extras business lol)

Complimentary soft drinks

Would go again but to be honest I would only either go in a group (as I was last night) or if I was meeting someone specific there (a number of guys did say they'd go and one of them turned up).

Not sure I feel the same as I do at abfab/kestrel about guys coming onto me when they've just paid for extras, it's just not swinging is it

Nice place to chill out and they say it's not audience specific but with the extras it kind of is. But lovely facilities and cheap so a good option for affairs and budgets, just not group fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will deffo go here and give it ago next couple of weeks if anyone wants to join me

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By *oss and SuzieCouple
over a year ago

Porthmadog

We went for the first time yesterday. It's in a rundown area of Slough, and Suzie was initially dubious. But the spa is staffed and run by women, and Suzie found it very woman-friendly. There are two jacuzzis, a steam room and sauna, and four rest rooms. the atmosphere is very laid back and the staff are very keen to make the stay pleasant, and plied us with warm drinks. At £21 for all day in a well appointed and clean establishment - indeed luxurious - it is very good value for money.

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By *heeseandWine OP   Couple
over a year ago

Reading and Southampton

We are going this evening if anyone would like to join us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are going this evening if anyone would like to join us "

Hope you have a great time

Please come back and tell us what you thought. We're especially interested to hear if the steam room, sauna and hot tub are working and at a good temperature (some have previously suggested otherwise).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello looking to go to here have been to kestrals and loved it willing to try this too. Any ladies want to join me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's realy nice and clean last time I went 2 weeks ago sauna steam and hot tub were nice and warm also very lucky 3 of the nice Hostess girls joined me naked in hot tub as it was very quiet thay were board and nice to chat too I i got very hard under water no play with them but great company 2 weres Spanish 1 was Italian will be going back in a couple of weeks time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any one want to meet here for some fun let me know send me a message. I'm only round the corner and it's a grate clean place to relax and meet new people for some horny fun. Hope to chat.

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By *ldestswingerintownMan
over a year ago

Lancaster


"i suspect it was early days, so there were few meerkats in."

Err...silly question...what's a meerkat?

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By *inkyandsweetCouple
over a year ago

SW London

We are thinking about going but can anyone help us..

Dose this place get a lot of people through te door mid week? We want to go but if we are the only people there then don't no if it's worth it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's v quiet during the day midweek I been 3 times now nice and clean it might have more people at night time I guess the nice Hostess girls are nice and friendly

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By *inkyandsweetCouple
over a year ago

SW London

Thank you! We want to go in the evening mid week.. Has anyone been in the evening?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thank you! We want to go in the evening mid week.. Has anyone been in the evening?"

I've been tempted to visit myself, so, if you're worried that nobody else will be there, I'll happily meet you there one evening mid week?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went last Thursday evening and there were quite a few more people than I had seen before. Mostly blokes but there was one couple that had been there for a couple of hours (left not long after I arrived - hoping that was just coincidence!) and another arrived just before I left. It seems that it gets a bit busier in the evenings but can definitely be pretty quiet during the day.

Very nice place to chill pout though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes def nice place to chill in daytimes the Hostess girls are so nice and friendly so many cups of tea I get offerd I must try it one evening soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, the girls are very nice and it is certainly more interesting when they jump in the hot tub.

It is probably a case of think about what you want from a visit and set yourself up with the right attitude and it will be a great experience. It is still a nice clean place and the facilities are great for chilling out. The steam room could still be a bit more, well, steamy but the hot tubs were a bit warmer and the sauna was reasonable this time. Having a few more people around the place made it seem livelier and there was a chance for a bit of a chat with them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We'll pop along one day soon. Though it's a pity about the reports of the steam room not being steamy enough, as we do like a steamy encounter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Thinks to himself - it would be rather nice to be there when you bring the steam to the steam room!]

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By *heeseandWine OP   Couple
over a year ago

Reading and Southampton


"We are going this evening if anyone would like to join us

Hope you have a great time

Please come back and tell us what you thought. We're especially interested to hear if the steam room, sauna and hot tub are working and at a good temperature (some have previously suggested otherwise)."

Yes we had a fab night, the steam room was working and hot (too hot to play in) likewise the sauna and hot tubs. As is common practice at other clubs one tub is set to a higher temperature than the other and everywhere was nice and clean. Staff are very friendly and provide free drinks on request and if you wish will order food for you from pizza take away next door. We will definitely be going again.

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By *inkyandsweetCouple
over a year ago

SW London

When you going again? When you know please let us know?

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By *roovytwoCouple
over a year ago

burnley

From the web site it looks great....if we lived closer we would definately pay a visit....there doesnt seem to be anything like that in North West that doesnt appear at least a bit "seedy" or "tacky".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

like the sound of it to relax

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are going this evening if anyone would like to join us

Hope you have a great time

Please come back and tell us what you thought. We're especially interested to hear if the steam room, sauna and hot tub are working and at a good temperature (some have previously suggested otherwise).Yes we had a fab night, the steam room was working and hot (too hot to play in) likewise the sauna and hot tubs. As is common practice at other clubs one tub is set to a higher temperature than the other and everywhere was nice and clean. Staff are very friendly and provide free drinks on request and if you wish will order food for you from pizza take away next door. We will definitely be going again. "

Great to see your feedback, and it sounds very positive. We'll pop along and try it ourselves soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3/4 fit hung bi and straight guys going next Thursday from 12-3 and pos a v greedy girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As in "she is possibly very greedy" or "she is very greedy, but only possibly coming"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone fancy meeting there tomorrow (Thursday) daytime 11.00 ish?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May well pop in for a couple of hours later this afternoon. Probably from around 5pm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did go last night. Definitely beginning to get a soft spot for this place. Even if there are few other people there I find it is a great place to relax and unwind. There were even a couple of other fabbers in last night albeit the male ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Know I am a newbie to this site and to this scene. But just wanted to add my tuppence!

Have been twice to Divino and going there this Saturday for an 'event'

The spa is very clean, and run well. Girls are very lovely and friendly, considering they work long hours too. Hats off to them.

Can be a bit quiet at times, but hopefully through word of mouth and more people visiting things will start to pick up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

love the sound of this being a naturist and liking saunas, jacuzzis etc - the lockable restrooms suggest its more than just a spa though??? or am i being a total blonde

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My experiences so far are that it is still very much a spa. The girls there offer massages but it is not a pressured situation. They act like hostesses most of the time. I guess they are offering the lockable rest room as an option for something more private with other guests but I have yet to see any of them being used. In fact I am yet to see anything more going on than people relaxing in the spa facilities. You may get lucky?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"love the sound of this being a naturist and liking saunas, jacuzzis etc - the lockable restrooms suggest its more than just a spa though??? or am i being a total blonde "

It is a really nice, well run establishment. The rest rooms are only for those visiting the spa. And what goes on behind closed doors between consenting adults is up to them!

The only thing offered by the girls working at Divino is a massage and a happy ending if you are willing to pay for it. As other posters have said, there is no pressure into taking one as well.

Any girls working at Divino who give anything more than a massage and a happy ending are sacked.

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By *eliciouslyNastyMan
over a year ago

London

Is it me or is the word naturist offputting?

I spend half my life in shorts, never wear trousers in the house...

But naturist kinda sounds a bit old fashioned?

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By *opman110Man
over a year ago

sandhurst

Its a great place to relax. The girls who work there are very nice and friendly. Have been several times and have never been pressured into having massage. Its a very clean and well run establishment, and cant wait to get the time to go again.

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By *MFC PartiesWoman
over a year ago

Here, There & Everywhere

The BMFC had the first of our monthly parties here on Saturday

This is the only SPA type venue on offer in our selection of venues so some of our members LOVED it, some didnt

The owners and staff however couldnt do enough to help us enjoy our time there

The girls were hostesses during the evening, giving guests tours of the venue, ensuring the place was tidy and mopping the floors to reduce any possibility of slipping over.

They honestly didnt stop working all evening and did it with a constant smile on their faces!

The owners turned the 'massage rooms' upstairs into 4 additional play rooms (giving us 7 in total)

All of those rooms were well used during our party as guests mingled, flirted and did what comes naturally

At the end of the party, owners were keen for me to obtain guest feedback to make any improvements / tweaks as they want the BMFC to enjoy our time there

They have already agreed to some changes for next month to ensure our guests get the most out of their venue

The owners and staff are fantastic and they will happily do all that they can to be successful

This venue deserves to be busy

1) it is spotlessly clean,

2) modern,

3) finished to a very high spec,

4) has parking close by,

5) is easily accessible by public transport,

6) is reasonably priced,

7) has staff who WANT to be there

Spas are not for everyone, but the vast majority of BMFC members who joined us on Saturday LOVED it and when they heard that their suggestions for improvements were listened to, it makes them want to support it even more

So if you havent yet visited this venue, i suggest you pop along, check it out and spread the word

This place WILL get busy, but it takes time but now that the BMFC have found it i KNOW that our members will be sharing the information with their friends too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well said H, well said.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it me or is the word naturist offputting?

I spend half my life in shorts, never wear trousers in the house...

But naturist kinda sounds a bit old fashioned?"

Possibly it's just you. It is still a current term to indicate that people are naked. Wearing shorts is not naturist. But, if that is offputting to you personally, that's fine. That's your thing. It's not for everyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it me or is the word naturist offputting?

I spend half my life in shorts, never wear trousers in the house...

But naturist kinda sounds a bit old fashioned?"

im a naturist and dont think it sounds old fashioned at all - does mean textile free though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi all,

Thinking about visiting on Saturday daytime, anyone have any experience of daytime weekend visits I'd appreciate to feedback... Or is anyone else looking to go along?

Thanks

X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi all,

Thinking about visiting on Saturday daytime, anyone have any experience of daytime weekend visits I'd appreciate to feedback... Or is anyone else looking to go along?

Thanks

X"

Day time Friday was really quiet when I went a couple of weeks back. Not been on a Saturday yet. So you will have to let us know how it goes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The place is full of CCTV.not our cup of tea .

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By *MFC PartiesWoman
over a year ago

Here, There & Everywhere


"The place is full of CCTV.not our cup of tea ."

The CCTV is for the communal areas only - certainly NOT in the play areas / rest rooms

Think you will find that there's CCTV in the majority of public areas these days - a sad reflection of the world that we live in - but some may say that it creates a much safer environment?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do people walk round naked/in towels - or are swim shorts used?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I being dense?? What's "a happy ending"???

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By *at69driveMan
over a year ago

Hertford


"Am I being dense?? What's "a happy ending"???"
. Releasing your load . Tension relief.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I being dense?? What's "a happy ending"???. Releasing your load . Tension relief. "

So you pay someone to give you a wank? Isn't that prostitution?

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By *opman110Man
over a year ago

sandhurst

Its naked in hot tubs, sauna and steam room and towels everywhere else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So you pay someone to give you a wank? Isn't that prostitution? "

Ahh the thorny subject of prostitution...

As long as no penetration is involved then no... the cps Web site makes it as clear as mud

"Sexual services" is given the same meaning as section 4(4) of the Sexual Offences Act 2003, if the service provided involved penetration of B's anus or vagina, penetration of B's mouth with a person's penis, penetration of a person's anus or vagina with a part of B's body or with anything else, or penetration of a person's mouth with B's penis."Prostitute" is defined in section 54(2) of the Sexual Offences Act 2003 as: "A person who, on at least one occasion and whether or not compelled to do so, offers or provides sexual services to another person in return for payment or a promise of payment to that person or a third person."

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By *n2cplCouple
over a year ago

swindon

We might pop there tomorrow ... or keep going to kestrels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So you pay someone to give you a wank? Isn't that prostitution?

Ahh the thorny subject of prostitution...

As long as no penetration is involved then no... the cps Web site makes it as clear as mud

"Sexual services" is given the same meaning as section 4(4) of the Sexual Offences Act 2003, if the service provided involved penetration of B's anus or vagina, penetration of B's mouth with a person's penis, penetration of a person's anus or vagina with a part of B's body or with anything else, or penetration of a person's mouth with B's penis."Prostitute" is defined in section 54(2) of the Sexual Offences Act 2003 as: "A person who, on at least one occasion and whether or not compelled to do so, offers or provides sexual services to another person in return for payment or a promise of payment to that person or a third person.""

What if her name doesn't begin with B?

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By *ire meet GasolineCouple
over a year ago

Reading

Hi all we are intrigued between the weekends and weekdays here, have any of you been during the week?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have only been during the week. Generally mid to late afternoon for me. In general it is still fairly quiet, I think, but numbers are slowly starting to increase. Given they have not been going all that long then it seems encouraging.

For me, personally, I have gone with the view that it is a great facility to indulge and relax with facilities that I enjoy. If anything happens beyond that then it is a bonus. No bonus yet, but as I have made the most of facilities I have still really enjoyed it and I do like the place, so will continue to visit as and when I am in the area and have time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By the way, if there is anyone else as tiny as me (5 foot) or tinier: the jacuzzis are too deep so be prepared to sit between seats. (

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By *lovisMan
over a year ago

Twickenham


"By the way, if there is anyone else as tiny as me (5 foot) or tinier: the jacuzzis are too deep so be prepared to sit between seats. ("

Are you allowed to sit on someone else's lap?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"By the way, if there is anyone else as tiny as me (5 foot) or tinier: the jacuzzis are too deep so be prepared to sit between seats. (

Are you allowed to sit on someone else's lap?"

I am.

There were no laps available at the time, unfortunately. (

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

P.S. Is anyone going to BMFC at Divino's on Saturday?

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By *lovisMan
over a year ago

Twickenham


"By the way, if there is anyone else as tiny as me (5 foot) or tinier: the jacuzzis are too deep so be prepared to sit between seats. (

Are you allowed to sit on someone else's lap?

I am.

There were no laps available at the time, unfortunately. ("

That really is quite shocking......what happened to good old fashioned chivalry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"By the way, if there is anyone else as tiny as me (5 foot) or tinier: the jacuzzis are too deep so be prepared to sit between seats. (

Are you allowed to sit on someone else's lap?

6

I am.

There were no laps available at the time, unfortunately. (

That really is quite shocking......what happened to good old fashioned chivalry. "

I was there on my own.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"By the way, if there is anyone else as tiny as me (5 foot) or tinier: the jacuzzis are too deep so be prepared to sit between seats. (

Are you allowed to sit on someone else's lap?

6

I am.

There were no laps available at the time, unfortunately. (

That really is quite shocking......what happened to good old fashioned chivalry.

I was there on my own. "

I would really like to try this place, let me know when you're going again, happily keep you company & I won't let you slip under the water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am going Thursday afternoon I hope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"By the way, if there is anyone else as tiny as me (5 foot) or tinier: the jacuzzis are too deep so be prepared to sit between seats. (

Are you allowed to sit on someone else's lap?

6

I am.

There were no laps available at the time, unfortunately. (

That really is quite shocking......what happened to good old fashioned chivalry.

I was there on my own.

I would really like to try this place, let me know when you're going again, happily keep you company & I won't let you slip under the water "

I am going there hopefully on Saturday for BMFC.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"By the way, if there is anyone else as tiny as me (5 foot) or tinier: the jacuzzis are too deep so be prepared to sit between seats. (

Are you allowed to sit on someone else's lap?

6

I am.

There were no laps available at the time, unfortunately. (

That really is quite shocking......what happened to good old fashioned chivalry.

I was there on my own.

I would really like to try this place, let me know when you're going again, happily keep you company & I won't let you slip under the water

I am going there hopefully on Saturday for BMFC."

I would defiantly give up my seat for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Defiantly? ))))

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Defiantly? ))))"
ow yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Defiantly? ))))ow yes"

Or definitely? )))

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By *iPeopleMan
over a year ago

London

Any bi folks who'd like to go on a group visit may be sat afternoon pls pvt me!

Looking for mixed MF group. Social.

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By *esi tardkaCouple
over a year ago

acton

We went on a week day it was dead .. Just us and our male friend . We had the place for our selfs . Did a lot of fooling around in the steam room and Jacuzzi did not try the resting room as we believe in exhibiting ..

Will stick to Abfabs or rios ..

Rahul and Neha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone going to the Spa this week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"By the way, if there is anyone else as tiny as me (5 foot) or tinier: the jacuzzis are too deep so be prepared to sit between seats. (

Are you allowed to sit on someone else's lap?

6

I am.

There were no laps available at the time, unfortunately. (

That really is quite shocking......what happened to good old fashioned chivalry.

I was there on my own.

I would really like to try this place, let me know when you're going again, happily keep you company & I won't let you slip under the water

I am going there hopefully on Saturday for BMFC."

Don't think I'll fit in on this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Possibly going this evening. Will let you know what it's like if I do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Until they open more play rooms upstairs I don't it will ever take off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I agree that do need to open up the rooms upstairs keep one for Massarge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I guess they needed to start somewhere and the way it works at the moment is a good starter for 10. It is clean and tidy and the facilities for relaxing are enjoyable. The offer of a massage is for the girls to get some income themselves. Now that they are beginning to establish themselves and people have been / are going it gives them scope to look at the general audience and which direction to take it in that will grow the venue. Sure, it has been fairly quiet on a couple of occasions that I have been and one time where it was noticeably busier. Yet to see any proper "shenanigans" yet though. Maybe as the BMFC start to use it a bit more that will generate a more interest from the sort of people that quite enjoy adding a bit more steam to a place - and then it could become very interesting.

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over a year ago


"I guess they needed to start somewhere and the way it works at the moment is a good starter for 10. It is clean and tidy and the facilities for relaxing are enjoyable. The offer of a massage is for the girls to get some income themselves. Now that they are beginning to establish themselves and people have been / are going it gives them scope to look at the general audience and which direction to take it in that will grow the venue. Sure, it has been fairly quiet on a couple of occasions that I have been and one time where it was noticeably busier. Yet to see any proper "shenanigans" yet though. Maybe as the BMFC start to use it a bit more that will generate a more interest from the sort of people that quite enjoy adding a bit more steam to a place - and then it could become very interesting. "

Would be good to get a Divino fan club social going or something... Meet regularly on a certain day and time.

Would be nice to meet with fellow swingers. Just to chat and meet like minded folk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come on divinos let's open up the play rooms upstairs and keep the massarge girls downstairs.that's what the customer wants.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went to Divino's last night. It is a fairly small place and at the moment more of a spa then a swingers club.

There is a bar area with free tea / coffee, two jacuzzis, shower room, steam room and sauna. As others have said the steam room could certainly do with more steam!

The toilets weren't working when I went but this was only a minor inconvenience and it was explained to me before I went in.

The girls are all friendly and are there to make sure everyone has a good time. Although they offer massages there is no pressure to say yes and the overall atmosphere is relaxed.

It's hard to argue with the price (£20 for a single male) so I'm sure I'll go back at some point. However, if you're looking for a full on swingers club type spa with lots of different play rooms then you're probably best to stick with somewhere like Kestrels!

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By *ermes1Man
over a year ago

Ruislip

It is a nice place.very clean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We'll definitely try it out soon, but we'll arrange to meet somewhere there rather than leave it to chance. Pity about the steam room - it doesn't have the same fantasy value if there's little or no actual steam.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gotta take a look at this

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By *lovisMan
over a year ago

Twickenham


"We'll definitely try it out soon, but we'll arrange to meet somewhere there rather than leave it to chance. Pity about the steam room - it doesn't have the same fantasy value if there's little or no actual steam. "

A steam room without steam is essentially a room...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We'll definitely try it out soon, but we'll arrange to meet somewhere there rather than leave it to chance. Pity about the steam room - it doesn't have the same fantasy value if there's little or no actual steam.

A steam room without steam is essentially a room..."

Indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So the girls offer more than a massage then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So the girls offer more than a massage then?"

A 'happy ending' handjob is on offer, according to the posts above. We won't be going for this option as we can do our own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes they offer a hand job and walk around naked most of the time. It's done in a decent / un seedy way though so I wouldn't let that put you off. The girls are all friendly and non-pushy!

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over a year ago


"Yes they offer a hand job and walk around naked most of the time. It's done in a decent / un seedy way though so I wouldn't let that put you off. The girls are all friendly and non-pushy!"

They were all dressed up and made up at BMFC.

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By *MFC PartiesWoman
over a year ago

Here, There & Everywhere


"Yes they offer a hand job and walk around naked most of the time. It's done in a decent / un seedy way though so I wouldn't let that put you off. The girls are all friendly and non-pushy!

They were all dressed up and made up at BMFC. "

That's because on the BMFC nights, their role is totally different!

They are ensuring that the venue is kept clean - constantly mopping the wet floors, emptying bins, collecting dirty towels etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes they offer a hand job and walk around naked most of the time. It's done in a decent / un seedy way though so I wouldn't let that put you off. The girls are all friendly and non-pushy!

They were all dressed up and made up at BMFC.

That's because on the BMFC nights, their role is totally different!

They are ensuring that the venue is kept clean - constantly mopping the wet floors, emptying bins, collecting dirty towels etc "

Yes, they were lovely. No wonder all the young guys could be found by the bar!

See you on Saturday.

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over a year ago


"Yes they offer a hand job and walk around naked most of the time. It's done in a decent / un seedy way though so I wouldn't let that put you off. The girls are all friendly and non-pushy!"

there's nothing unseedy about a handjob!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

V true we a love a hand job

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By *ertscouple77Couple
over a year ago

London

We are there tonight for the bmfc.

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over a year ago


"We are there tonight for the bmfc."

See you guys there.

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By *heeseandWine OP   Couple
over a year ago

Reading and Southampton

Male half going this evening, if you would like to join me please send a message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Male half going this evening, if you would like to join me please send a message "

Hey, no fair to leave wifey out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any one going tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today ?? Anyone going today bank holiday Monday?-

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Might get an opportunity to drop in for a couple of hours on Thursday, late afternoon. Anyone else going?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Might get an opportunity to drop in for a couple of hours on Thursday, late afternoon. Anyone else going?"

Apparently not, as it turned out.

Still, a beautiful, chilled time anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone going to Divino tonight??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was there today. Venue itself has really good standard but there are only one steam room and one sauna. Rest looks fine. Girls were a bit too pushy. I went to sauna to relax and there were keep coming and trying to make a silly conversation. When I said that I just want to relax and use sauna there were keep talking to me. During 40 min I spent there I have been offer almost 10 times massage by the same people. There was a guy (bodyguard who look a bit more like a pimp). When I ask him where is bin cause i had empty cup after water in my hand he asked one of the girls to bring me water So overall today I did not enjoy this place. I might give it one more chance on Friday evening or Saturday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's all a matter of personal taste and preference. I have found the girls to be generally very charming and very sweet. The place spends a lot of its day being pretty quiet and part of the girls not getting bored out of their skulls is to chat to the visitors. As far as I understand it they don't get paid much, if anything, and the massages is their way of earning money. Having said all that, I have never found them over pushy and haven't felt any pressure to go for a massage.

And even though they do only have a single steam room and sauna I have never been there when overcrowding in either of those is an issue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's all a matter of personal taste and preference. I have found the girls to be generally very charming and very sweet. The place spends a lot of its day being pretty quiet and part of the girls not getting bored out of their skulls is to chat to the visitors. As far as I understand it they don't get paid much, if anything, and the massages is their way of earning money. Having said all that, I have never found them over pushy and haven't felt any pressure to go for a massage.

And even though they do only have a single steam room and sauna I have never been there when overcrowding in either of those is an issue. "

Couldn't agree more, definitely none pushy in all of my visits. All the staff are friendly if you spend a little time to talk to them.

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