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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm working in Cumbria over the summer and I'm going to need some entertainment in the evenings.

I've already scoped out places to continue my pole lessons but as far as I'm aware my choices for a club are limited. The closest ones on the list here seem to be Cheshire and Lancashire direction.

Am I missing some secret place conveniently close to Carlisle or Kendal? Anywhere lakes based really. And no caravans, I mean bricks and mortar clubs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For you - Im sure we would travel!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hi there . well it seems you have done your research and youre correct in saying that your options are very limited in cumbria ! im afraid that there are no dedicated swingers clubs that i know of in the area . i have been to ones in lancashire which are good .maybe if anyone knows of any venues they will post on here

good luck and enjoy .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well that's a little disappointing. I'll to suck it up and make the drive

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By *athylacyTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

Nothing that I know of either in Cumbria - more sheep than swinger clubs up here!

Do consider both Infusion in Blackpool and the Gatehouse in Bolton for swinger club visits - about equal distance from the Lakes and both are easy access off the Motorway system.

There's also No3 in Chorley but I've never been there.

Check l these clubs in the Fab clubs section - all are listed there plus more in the Manchester area.

Have fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could always nip over the border to Glasgow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm working in Cumbria over the summer and I'm going to need some entertainment in the evenings.

I've already scoped out places to continue my pole lessons but as far as I'm aware my choices for a club are limited. The closest ones on the list here seem to be Cheshire and Lancashire direction.

Am I missing some secret place conveniently close to Carlisle or Kendal? Anywhere lakes based really. And no caravans, I mean bricks and mortar clubs"

I get over to Cumbria on business and have never come across a club. Saying that everyone I have met have all been very friendly. If you want to PM me I can let you know where I stay, if you want a decent hotel

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'll take a look

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If i ever set up a business, its going to be a swingers club in Cumbria lol

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"If i ever set up a business, its going to be a swingers club in Cumbria lol"

You'll have to get behind me...my business plan is ready and I've already picked a venue for once I win the lottery.

I can confirm that there's bog all in Cumbria...Carlisle has a couple of gay/TV bars which are a good laugh but that is it.

I mostly travel (if I can't lure anyone to Arse End), was in your home town t'other weekend plus Leeds, Manchester and Blackpool...

Anyhow, enjoy yourself in my lovely county, even though I whinge about it, I'm allowed cos I'm local

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If i ever set up a business, its going to be a swingers club in Cumbria lol

You'll have to get behind me...my business plan is ready and I've already picked a venue for once I win the lottery.

I can confirm that there's bog all in Cumbria...Carlisle has a couple of gay/TV bars which are a good laugh but that is it.

I mostly travel (if I can't lure anyone to Arse End), was in your home town t'other weekend plus Leeds, Manchester and Blackpool...

Anyhow, enjoy yourself in my lovely county, even though I whinge about it, I'm allowed cos I'm local "

How long do I have to be there before I can whinge?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If i ever set up a business, its going to be a swingers club in Cumbria lol

You'll have to get behind me...my business plan is ready and I've already picked a venue for once I win the lottery.

I can confirm that there's bog all in Cumbria...Carlisle has a couple of gay/TV bars which are a good laugh but that is it.g

I mostly travel (if I can't lure anyone to Arse End), was in your home town t'other weekend plus Leeds, Manchester and Blackpool...

Anyhow, enjoy yourself in my lovely county, even though I whinge about it, I'm allowed cos I'm local "

*wonders if caz has the same place in mind as us...*

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


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How long do I have to be there before I can whinge?"

Until you're no longer referred to as an "off-comer"...usually after 4 generations or 60 years, whichever comes first (and in the more "rural" areas, new generations crop up regularly)

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"If i ever set up a business, its going to be a swingers club in Cumbria lol

You'll have to get behind me...my business plan is ready and I've already picked a venue for once I win the lottery.

I can confirm that there's bog all in Cumbria...Carlisle has a couple of gay/TV bars which are a good laugh but that is it.g

I mostly travel (if I can't lure anyone to Arse End), was in your home town t'other weekend plus Leeds, Manchester and Blackpool...

Anyhow, enjoy yourself in my lovely county, even though I whinge about it, I'm allowed cos I'm local

*wonders if caz has the same place in mind as us...* "

Not if you're thinking of a town venue lol... my place is near Arse End so still pretty remote

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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How long do I have to be there before I can whinge?

Until you're no longer referred to as an "off-comer"...usually after 4 generations or 60 years, whichever comes first (and in the more "rural" areas, new generations crop up regularly) "

So a ten week placement wont cut it then? Drat

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

depends where abouts in cumbria you are... if you are in west cumbria, then yes you will likely be looking at lancashire and blackpool....

if you are in for example carlisle... your closest quickest club may well be club f in newcastle..... straight down a69....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"depends where abouts in cumbria you are... if you are in west cumbria, then yes you will likely be looking at lancashire and blackpool....

if you are in for example carlisle... your closest quickest club may well be club f in newcastle..... straight down a69...."

If I'm any further west I'll be in the Irish sea!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"depends where abouts in cumbria you are... if you are in west cumbria, then yes you will likely be looking at lancashire and blackpool....

if you are in for example carlisle... your closest quickest club may well be club f in newcastle..... straight down a69....

If I'm any further west I'll be in the Irish sea!"

Whitehaven or Workington?

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By *avros6969Couple
over a year ago

Wherever Life Takes Us !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"depends where abouts in cumbria you are... if you are in west cumbria, then yes you will likely be looking at lancashire and blackpool....

if you are in for example carlisle... your closest quickest club may well be club f in newcastle..... straight down a69....

If I'm any further west I'll be in the Irish sea!

Whitehaven or Workington?"

Don't know exactly yet, still to sort accommodation up there

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By *avros6969Couple
over a year ago

Wherever Life Takes Us !


"If i ever set up a business, its going to be a swingers club in Cumbria lol"

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By *athylacyTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone


"If i ever set up a business, its going to be a swingers club in Cumbria lol "

I'll offer to be barmaid or reception girl at any swinger club that does open in Cumbria - genuine offer...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The place we are thinking of is a huge disused pub four miles south of Carlisle on the back Pentith road....go to the racecourse and keep traveling for a couple of miles....

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"The place we are thinking of is a huge disused pub four miles south of Carlisle on the back Pentith road....go to the racecourse and keep traveling for a couple of miles.... "

That's nigh on 2 hours from Arse End so there'll be plenty of room for both yours and my club

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By *illywizz1000000Man
over a year ago

north west


"If i ever set up a business, its going to be a swingers club in Cumbria lol"

please please do I can confirm what everyone is saying no clubs but sometimes house meets get advertised in the meets section. X

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By *illywizz1000000Man
over a year ago

north west


"The place we are thinking of is a huge disused pub four miles south of Carlisle on the back Pentith road....go to the racecourse and keep traveling for a couple of miles.... "

I know that place on the Durdar Road left hand side. .

Go for it. Private large and plenty of parking. Close to motorway.

Got to be a winner

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Looks like I'm in for a pretty dull time up there when I'm not working

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By *illywizz1000000Man
over a year ago

north west


"Looks like I'm in for a pretty dull time up there when I'm not working"

you could always invite a fee to yours and have your own little party?? Hehe im close to the coast

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Probably not an option if I'm in a bedsit!

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By *heRainManMan
over a year ago

Warrington & Glasgow


"Probably not an option if I'm in a bedsit!"
Probably not!

You're not there over Easter, are you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Not until the summer

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool


"Probably not an option if I'm in a bedsit!"
go and have a night out with caz she seems fun

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By *heRainManMan
over a year ago

Warrington & Glasgow


"Probably not an option if I'm in a bedsit!go and have a night out with caz she seems fun "
Very good advice, ...... if you can keep up!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm working in Cumbria over the summer and I'm going to need some entertainment in the evenings.

I've already scoped out places to continue my pole lessons but as far as I'm aware my choices for a club are limited. The closest ones on the list here seem to be Cheshire and Lancashire direction.

Am I missing some secret place conveniently close to Carlisle or Kendal? Anywhere lakes based really. And no caravans, I mean bricks and mortar clubs"

I'd be happy to paint my front room in a club stylee and serve you drinks and treats

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Probably not an option if I'm in a bedsit!go and have a night out with caz she seems fun "

happy to spend an hour with visitors to showcase the joys of Cumbria...not sure what we'd do for the other 58.5 minutes though

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Probably not an option if I'm in a bedsit!go and have a night out with caz she seems fun Very good advice, ...... if you can keep up!! "

Oi! I resemble that remark...wait 'til I see you next

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By *illywizz1000000Man
over a year ago

north west


"Probably not an option if I'm in a bedsit!"

ha There's a lot of fun to be had in a bedsit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The big thing you have to remember is that Cumbria only got running water and electricity in the last decade, so a swinging club is unfortunately not at the top of the list of things to arrive here.

The day that it does, we shall be there throwing our clothes off as we go, but until then have to make do with travelling

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By *hitevanman812Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

There used to be club in Carlisle, Club Velvet?, but it was raided and shut down by the police and council check out some of the local Cumbrian couples profiles as several seem to host 'friends' parties of their own

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By *heRainManMan
over a year ago

Warrington & Glasgow


"Probably not an option if I'm in a bedsit!go and have a night out with caz she seems fun Very good advice, ...... if you can keep up!!

Oi! I resemble that remark...wait 'til I see you next "
Not long now, I hope!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm working in Cumbria over the summer and I'm going to need some entertainment in the evenings.

I've already scoped out places to continue my pole lessons but as far as I'm aware my choices for a club are limited. The closest ones on the list here seem to be Cheshire and Lancashire direction.

Am I missing some secret place conveniently close to Carlisle or Kendal? Anywhere lakes based really. And no caravans, I mean bricks and mortar clubs"

No secrets I'm afraid, Clubf in the North East, No3 at Chorley or Blackpool will be closest but if you are out in the wild west, each of those will be a 2 hour plus drive. Give me a shout if you need more up to date travel news....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm working in Cumbria over the summer and I'm going to need some entertainment in the evenings.

I've already scoped out places to continue my pole lessons but as far as I'm aware my choices for a club are limited. The closest ones on the list here seem to be Cheshire and Lancashire direction.

Am I missing some secret place conveniently close to Carlisle or Kendal? Anywhere lakes based really. And no caravans, I mean bricks and mortar clubs

No secrets I'm afraid, Clubf in the North East, No3 at Chorley or Blackpool will be closest but if you are out in the wild west, each of those will be a 2 hour plus drive. Give me a shout if you need more up to date travel news.... "

Ah crap. I'll just stick to calling into my local La Chambre on the way home for the weekends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm working in Cumbria over the summer and I'm going to need some entertainment in the evenings.

I've already scoped out places to continue my pole lessons but as far as I'm aware my choices for a club are limited. The closest ones on the list here seem to be Cheshire and Lancashire direction.

Am I missing some secret place conveniently close to Carlisle or Kendal? Anywhere lakes based really. And no caravans, I mean bricks and mortar clubs

No secrets I'm afraid, Clubf in the North East, No3 at Chorley or Blackpool will be closest but if you are out in the wild west, each of those will be a 2 hour plus drive. Give me a shout if you need more up to date travel news....

Ah crap. I'll just stick to calling into my local La Chambre on the way home for the weekends"

You'll not be short of male offers though given the dearth of eligible females. Also, local round here equals anything up to an hour's drive!

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By *ornybobBuilderMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Sounds like you may have to shop at lovehoney before you go Sarah love

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sounds like you may have to shop at lovehoney before you go Sarah love "

think all the guys at the club should get together and buy me a leaving present

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By *ndy8goldMan
over a year ago

blackburn

Sarah i am sure you'll gets lots of attention n enjoy your time in Cumbria loads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm from Cumbria, it's true no clubs but if you really wanted to throw a party you could use my house x

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By *oopAndTazCouple
over a year ago

newcastle

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By *oopAndTazCouple
over a year ago

newcastle


"There used to be club in Carlisle, Club Velvet?, but it was raided and shut down by the police and council check out some of the local Cumbrian couples profiles as several seem to host 'friends' parties of their own "

we had a club it was not raided

It was a gay health club and once the council found out it was open to swingers thay soon in forced the licence it had and pointed out thay had to close at 8pm

The owners tried hard to get the opening house changes as it was busy with the swingers but the council would not let them The local churches had a big say in it as it was them who told the papers and council

Its a shame as it was good too

A year ago a local had a place just right for a club he had a look into it but the council just keep making it impossible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

blckpool place to be D&S swingers weekend theres a pole too lol

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria


"Not until the summer"

Should be plenty of weekend parties up in the hills... if you know the right people that is.

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria


"Am I missing some secret place conveniently close to Carlisle or Kendal? Anywhere lakes based really. And no caravans, I mean bricks and mortar clubs"

Yes indeed you are, but "bricks and mortar" only - oh well, never mind.

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