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By *orderboyblue OP   Man
10 weeks ago

Scottish Borders

Have you ever been present when the police have turned up in your club??

What were the circumstances??

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By *lueDressWoman
10 weeks ago

Bath

No one was present at the time, but it happened in 1999. It was a place in Burnham on Sea.It was called The Rack. And the police turned up and the people who ran the establishment were outed, and lost their jobs.

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By *orderboyblue OP   Man
10 weeks ago

Scottish Borders


"No one was present at the time, but it happened in 1999. It was a place in Burnham on Sea.It was called The Rack. And the police turned up and the people who ran the establishment were outed, and lost their jobs."

Wow!!!

Intriguing pics btw x

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By *irty filthy milfWoman
10 weeks ago

somewhere only i know!

Yes years ago at Milf Monday at Townhouse, no one even knew they were there till they’d gone!

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By *ustadam91Man
10 weeks ago

grantham

Actually had it today, police turned up at the annex after a complaint was made by a member of the public not 100% sure what about, was a little awkward but they were generally chill about the whole thing just came asked a few questions one of them got shown around after removing body cam and off they went, kind of spoiled the vibe to start with but soon got going again afterwards.

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By *oodgirlbadboyCouple
10 weeks ago

birmingham


"Have you ever been present when the police have turned up in your club??

What were the circumstances??"

No, not had the police turn up but we did have the fire brigade turn up for some sort of inspection (something to do with the license)

We were all in the hot tub when two of them came in looking around, we all honestly thought it was someone’s birthday and and a couple of strippers had turned up but they were real firemen, More the pity,,

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By *lleyCat1969Man
10 weeks ago

Folkestone

I thought this was going to be the old joke:

"Have you ever been caught by the fuzz?"

"No, but I've been swung round by the tits a few times."

Boom boom!

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By *acky RacersCouple
10 weeks ago

Lincoln


"Have you ever been present when the police have turned up in your club??

What were the circumstances??"

Yep...years ago, the one only time we ever went to the Attic in Derby...4 uniformed walking around as someone had reportedly had a knife...they didn't find them.

They seemed fairly chilled about the place but wonder what they said when they got back to the station...we never went back there though...once was enough...

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By *ip73Man
10 weeks ago

Stanwell


"Actually had it today, police turned up at the annex after a complaint was made by a member of the public not 100% sure what about, was a little awkward but they were generally chill about the whole thing just came asked a few questions one of them got shown around after removing body cam and off they went, kind of spoiled the vibe to start with but soon got going again afterwards."
Did any comeback out of uniform

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By *evonFbsCouple
10 weeks ago

Devon

Last year a customer at our local club had a few too many to drink. The venue is in the sticks and he had a room for the night.

He was making people uncomfortable so was asked to leave the club and stay in his room and made rather a fuss. Next thing landlady has a call from the police as he had phoned them complaining he had been unjustly ejected !!

About an hour later the police attended and wandered around the club !! Spoke to a few people then put the numpty in his place and left.

No fuss or drama all professionally dealt with

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By *ohnj555Man
10 weeks ago

skegness

Gor caught dogging many years ago.

They asked if ????? Was around tonight.

When we said no they said " have a good night and dont be too conspicuous" and left.

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By *ouple_For_BuddyCouple
9 weeks ago

Newport

Why would you ever worry about the Police turning up?

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By *all me FlikWoman
9 weeks ago

Galaxy Far Far Away

Not the police but an ambulance crew attended on one occasion.

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By *r Mrs FuckableCouple
9 weeks ago

Stoke

Yeah in the Covid days. We went to a social distancing event at a club and the police turned up to check everyone was wearing masks, bonkers when you think back.

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By *hellebelleWoman
9 weeks ago

ashford

I used to work at a club down here in Kent.. and one summer Sunday afternoon the police and forensics swooped due to a falsely reported r*p* by a woman.

She visited for the first time on a very hot and sunny Saturday afternoon with another female and they both had a great time if you get my drift.

They had lots to drink (and we all know drinking in the day time is the worst) and the manager at that time managed to convince them to stay (they came on mopeds each) and allowed them to stay in his own vacant personal caravan free of charge.

One woman in particular had a glorious time enjoying the facilities and numerous single men in full public view inside and outside the club, plus inside the caravan.

First the club heard about the claim was when the authorities swooped on the Sunday afternoon.

They took statements from everyone who admitted to being there the previous day and night (me included).

They went over the caravan with a fine tooth comb as she claimed a group of men kicked their way into the caravan, was forcibly gang r*p*d before they left with her mobile phone and moped keys.

CCTV showed them both leaving on their respective mopeds, and further investigation showed she called the police on her mobile phone.

After about a month, the police said it wasn’t being taken any further as she finally admitted she lied, and just felt guilty as she had a partner who noticed marks and love bites on her body and decided to fabricate a story that could of ruined some poor dudes life.

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By *orderboyblue OP   Man
9 weeks ago

Scottish Borders


"I used to work at a club down here in Kent.. and one summer Sunday afternoon the police and forensics swooped due to a falsely reported r*p* by a woman.

She visited for the first time on a very hot and sunny Saturday afternoon with another female and they both had a great time if you get my drift.

They had lots to drink (and we all know drinking in the day time is the worst) and the manager at that time managed to convince them to stay (they came on mopeds each) and allowed them to stay in his own vacant personal caravan free of charge.

One woman in particular had a glorious time enjoying the facilities and numerous single men in full public view inside and outside the club, plus inside the caravan.

First the club heard about the claim was when the authorities swooped on the Sunday afternoon.

They took statements from everyone who admitted to being there the previous day and night (me included).

They went over the caravan with a fine tooth comb as she claimed a group of men kicked their way into the caravan, was forcibly gang r*p*d before they left with her mobile phone and moped keys.

CCTV showed them both leaving on their respective mopeds, and further investigation showed she called the police on her mobile phone.

After about a month, the police said it wasn’t being taken any further as she finally admitted she lied, and just felt guilty as she had a partner who noticed marks and love bites on her body and decided to fabricate a story that could of ruined some poor dudes life.

"

Wow!!

That's quite a story.

Love your pics 👍

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By *S74Man
9 weeks ago

Bury

I’m sorry but a false accusation like that should result in her getting prosecuted.

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By *hellebelleWoman
9 weeks ago

ashford


"I’m sorry but a false accusation like that should result in her getting prosecuted. "

I think the CPS said they was going to prosecute her

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By *orderboyblue OP   Man
9 weeks ago

Scottish Borders

Wonder how many of our local officers are swingers??

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By *anielpiercedMan
9 weeks ago

X


"I used to work at a club down here in Kent.. and one summer Sunday afternoon the police and forensics swooped due to a falsely reported r*p* by a woman.

She visited for the first time on a very hot and sunny Saturday afternoon with another female and they both had a great time if you get my drift.

They had lots to drink (and we all know drinking in the day time is the worst) and the manager at that time managed to convince them to stay (they came on mopeds each) and allowed them to stay in his own vacant personal caravan free of charge.

One woman in particular had a glorious time enjoying the facilities and numerous single men in full public view inside and outside the club, plus inside the caravan.

First the club heard about the claim was when the authorities swooped on the Sunday afternoon.

They took statements from everyone who admitted to being there the previous day and night (me included).

They went over the caravan with a fine tooth comb as she claimed a group of men kicked their way into the caravan, was forcibly gang r*p*d before they left with her mobile phone and moped keys.

CCTV showed them both leaving on their respective mopeds, and further investigation showed she called the police on her mobile phone.

After about a month, the police said it wasn’t being taken any further as she finally admitted she lied, and just felt guilty as she had a partner who noticed marks and love bites on her body and decided to fabricate a story that could of ruined some poor dudes life.

"

Was that at Eurekas by any chance? Was there with a group of friends when we heard about something similar, was back in the summer of 2017.

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

Smallgrain car park, 2011. Police ‘responding to reports of anti social behaviour’.

I’ll never forget the horror!

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By *rthur WrightusMan
9 weeks ago

Round the Bend


"I used to work at a club down here in Kent.. and one summer Sunday afternoon the police and forensics swooped due to a falsely reported r*p* by a woman.

She visited for the first time on a very hot and sunny Saturday afternoon with another female and they both had a great time if you get my drift.

They had lots to drink (and we all know drinking in the day time is the worst) and the manager at that time managed to convince them to stay (they came on mopeds each) and allowed them to stay in his own vacant personal caravan free of charge.

One woman in particular had a glorious time enjoying the facilities and numerous single men in full public view inside and outside the club, plus inside the caravan.

First the club heard about the claim was when the authorities swooped on the Sunday afternoon.

They took statements from everyone who admitted to being there the previous day and night (me included).

They went over the caravan with a fine tooth comb as she claimed a group of men kicked their way into the caravan, was forcibly gang r*p*d before they left with her mobile phone and moped keys.

CCTV showed them both leaving on their respective mopeds, and further investigation showed she called the police on her mobile phone.

After about a month, the police said it wasn’t being taken any further as she finally admitted she lied, and just felt guilty as she had a partner who noticed marks and love bites on her body and decided to fabricate a story that could of ruined some poor dudes life.

Was that at Eurekas by any chance? Was there with a group of friends when we heard about something similar, was back in the summer of 2017. "

Unfortunately it made national press, even the Independent !!

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By *immyMcGillMan
9 weeks ago

Hornchurch


"I used to work at a club down here in Kent.. and one summer Sunday afternoon the police and forensics swooped due to a falsely reported r*p* by a woman.

She visited for the first time on a very hot and sunny Saturday afternoon with another female and they both had a great time if you get my drift.

They had lots to drink (and we all know drinking in the day time is the worst) and the manager at that time managed to convince them to stay (they came on mopeds each) and allowed them to stay in his own vacant personal caravan free of charge.

One woman in particular had a glorious time enjoying the facilities and numerous single men in full public view inside and outside the club, plus inside the caravan.

First the club heard about the claim was when the authorities swooped on the Sunday afternoon.

They took statements from everyone who admitted to being there the previous day and night (me included).

They went over the caravan with a fine tooth comb as she claimed a group of men kicked their way into the caravan, was forcibly gang r*p*d before they left with her mobile phone and moped keys.

CCTV showed them both leaving on their respective mopeds, and further investigation showed she called the police on her mobile phone.

After about a month, the police said it wasn’t being taken any further as she finally admitted she lied, and just felt guilty as she had a partner who noticed marks and love bites on her body and decided to fabricate a story that could of ruined some poor dudes life.

Wow!!

That's quite a story.

Love your pics 👍"

She should have been prosecuted for Perverting The Course Of Justice. False accusers for serious sexual offences have been given two years or more custodial sentences when proven to have made false allegations.

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By *immyMcGillMan
9 weeks ago

Hornchurch

Temptations Spa in Bournemouth, which was possibly at the time still called Paradise Health Spa.

Around 2014 to 2015 if memory serves. I wasn’t there but was a frequent attendee around that time and heard about it in detail from a female staff member who was there and that I was good friends with.

The owner of the Spa was also loosely the proprietor (with his girlfriend) of some local knocking shops. The local Vice team seemingly had it in for him.

There was nothing illegal going on at the Spa. It was just naturism/swinging and the girls would give legitimate oil massages without extras in a special small room. They were topless but wearing a thong, sarong and flip flops.

Dorset Police arrived one busy Saturday night in a clearly pre-planned operation and burst in mob handed to search the place. They apparently paid the most attention to the little massage room looking through the bin in great detail, probably looking for condoms or other evidence of the staff having sex for money. There was (still is) also a projector in the upstairs play room that played porn. They seized a load of porn DVDs on the very dubious basis that they might be getting played in a public venue without the right sort of licence from the copyright holder.

No-one got arrested and nothing ever came of any of it. I’m not sure if the owner got his DVDs back. I suspect not because they have a much less varied selection ever since.

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
9 weeks ago

Around the Midlands

One time when something had happened in a club car park. They were asking people to give statements but most said they didn't see anything and hurriedly left!

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By *unguy0069Man
9 weeks ago

Reigate

I used to live in Marbella, Spain and often went to parties held by a couple in their villa. Despite always making sure that noise levels (music etc) were kept to a minimum at each party, the neighbours had an idea of what sort of parties they were and would often complain.

At one of the parties, the doorbell went at about 10pm and there were two policemen at the door. They said that they already knew the party wasn’t noisy as they’d turned up unannounced with no flashing lights but had to follow up on a noise complaint from one of the neighbours all the same and so asked to come in.

Everyone was nervous when the police realised what sort of party it was but then also realised that the police didn’t seem bothered and got quite chatty with everyone….especially the ladies.

Within about 30 minutes, they were upstairs, uniform off, guns hidden, radios turned down, naked and having sex in one of the bedrooms with a number of excited ladies and their husbands/partners etc….for over 2 hours!

The Spanish local police were (certainly back then) known for not exactly following the rules and while it might sound unbelievable, it’s all 100% true.

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By *immyMcGillMan
9 weeks ago

Hornchurch


"I used to live in Marbella, Spain and often went to parties held by a couple in their villa. Despite always making sure that noise levels (music etc) were kept to a minimum at each party, the neighbours had an idea of what sort of parties they were and would often complain.

At one of the parties, the doorbell went at about 10pm and there were two policemen at the door. They said that they already knew the party wasn’t noisy as they’d turned up unannounced with no flashing lights but had to follow up on a noise complaint from one of the neighbours all the same and so asked to come in.

Everyone was nervous when the police realised what sort of party it was but then also realised that the police didn’t seem bothered and got quite chatty with everyone….especially the ladies.

Within about 30 minutes, they were upstairs, uniform off, guns hidden, radios turned down, naked and having sex in one of the bedrooms with a number of excited ladies and their husbands/partners etc….for over 2 hours!

The Spanish local police were (certainly back then) known for not exactly following the rules and while it might sound unbelievable, it’s all 100% true. "

I can believe that. I think it’s awesome.

There was a time in the 1970s and 80s that the UK police, particularly the Met in London were quite corrupt. At the time, by legend, were an attractive young lady stopped in her car for speeding, drink driving, or similar and she gave off vibes of being a good sport she might be offered the option of performing a couple of hand jobs or blow jobs to avoid prosecution.

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By *orderboyblue OP   Man
9 weeks ago

Scottish Borders


"One time when something had happened in a club car park. They were asking people to give statements but most said they didn't see anything and hurriedly left!"

But which club?

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By *eith28Man
8 weeks ago

uxbridge

“Right. From a Seal round this with your lips and blow until I say stop”

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By *hellebelleWoman
8 weeks ago

ashford


"I used to work at a club down here in Kent.. and one summer Sunday afternoon the police and forensics swooped due to a falsely reported r*p* by a woman.

She visited for the first time on a very hot and sunny Saturday afternoon with another female and they both had a great time if you get my drift.

They had lots to drink (and we all know drinking in the day time is the worst) and the manager at that time managed to convince them to stay (they came on mopeds each) and allowed them to stay in his own vacant personal caravan free of charge.

One woman in particular had a glorious time enjoying the facilities and numerous single men in full public view inside and outside the club, plus inside the caravan.

First the club heard about the claim was when the authorities swooped on the Sunday afternoon.

They took statements from everyone who admitted to being there the previous day and night (me included).

They went over the caravan with a fine tooth comb as she claimed a group of men kicked their way into the caravan, was forcibly gang r*p*d before they left with her mobile phone and moped keys.

CCTV showed them both leaving on their respective mopeds, and further investigation showed she called the police on her mobile phone.

After about a month, the police said it wasn’t being taken any further as she finally admitted she lied, and just felt guilty as she had a partner who noticed marks and love bites on her body and decided to fabricate a story that could of ruined some poor dudes life.

Was that at Eurekas by any chance? Was there with a group of friends when we heard about something similar, was back in the summer of 2017. "

Yes it was

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By *uietbloke67Man
8 weeks ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)


"I used to live in Marbella, Spain and often went to parties held by a couple in their villa. Despite always making sure that noise levels (music etc) were kept to a minimum at each party, the neighbours had an idea of what sort of parties they were and would often complain.

At one of the parties, the doorbell went at about 10pm and there were two policemen at the door. They said that they already knew the party wasn’t noisy as they’d turned up unannounced with no flashing lights but had to follow up on a noise complaint from one of the neighbours all the same and so asked to come in.

Everyone was nervous when the police realised what sort of party it was but then also realised that the police didn’t seem bothered and got quite chatty with everyone….especially the ladies.

Within about 30 minutes, they were upstairs, uniform off, guns hidden, radios turned down, naked and having sex in one of the bedrooms with a number of excited ladies and their husbands/partners etc….for over 2 hours!

The Spanish local police were (certainly back then) known for not exactly following the rules and while it might sound unbelievable, it’s all 100% true.

I can believe that. I think it’s awesome.

There was a time in the 1970s and 80s that the UK police, particularly the Met in London were quite corrupt. At the time, by legend, were an attractive young lady stopped in her car for speeding, drink driving, or similar and she gave off vibes of being a good sport she might be offered the option of performing a couple of hand jobs or blow jobs to avoid prosecution."

The MET were corrupt. Who knew 😇

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By *-HantsguyMan
8 weeks ago

Sunbury

I was once told a story from a guy visiting the UK from Norway. There were two main clubs one in the north and one in the south. The one in the north had been engaging in illegal activites and had been raided. While this guy was visiting the one in the south the authorities decided to raid it in case any similar stuff was going on. It wasn’t just the police, any government body with the power to conduct a surprise inspection turned up, so all health and safety was getting checked and all the financials were getting checked. After standing around for a while allows of the guests just decided to carry on the fun while it all happen around them.

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By *orderboyblue OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Scottish Borders


"Have you ever been present when the police have turned up in your club??

What were the circumstances??

Yep...years ago, the one only time we ever went to the Attic in Derby...4 uniformed walking around as someone had reportedly had a knife...they didn't find them.

They seemed fairly chilled about the place but wonder what they said when they got back to the station...we never went back there though...once was enough..."

Is it not such a great venue?? Never been to The Attic

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By *anted by NightMan
8 weeks ago

Shangri-La


"Have you ever been present when the police have turned up in your club??

What were the circumstances??"

I fucked an off duty policewoman once in a club. Does that count

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By *bflirtyCouple
8 weeks ago

Milton Keynes

Back in the 90s at the Rubber Nipple Club we were warned on entry that the Police might show up but they were only interested in the licensing hours so if we saw them to hide our drinks. Around midnight a few uniformed officers entered, the staff put bin bags over the beer taps and everyone put their drinks out of sight but carried on playing. The police had a good nosey around then left, after which the bar was back open. )

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