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- don’t expect sex, but be aware that there’s going to be sex happening,
- be prepared for the fact that most clubs nowadays are social events; there’s a lot of talking for the first few hours, back when I used to go frequently if the night started at say 9; by 9:30 there would’ve been a few orgasms had by then.
- just because you’re talking to her, she might not want to have sex with you
- when talking to a couple talk to both, not just one
- be presentable
- don’t be one of the walking wanking dead; watch by all means, respectfully
- if you see a single woman walking somewhere don’t follow her around, she could just be going to the toilet
- don’t judge, body shape, age, looks etc you’ll be surprised
- if you happen to meet someone you know, react how you’d want them to react
- don’t be one of the walking wanking dead - it’s really worth repeating
- hygiene
- don’t forget your personality
- chill out; see my first point
- be respectful, you’ve paid for admission not permission
- you’re not the only newcomer there that night
- if there’s food, get to it early; some people don’t wash their hands
- think about how far you’re willing to travel after a night out
- you’re more than likely going to need to become a member of the club
- if you spot someone being a dick/aggressive/disrespectful report that shit; Some people don’t know How to fucking act and can ruin it for all single guys
- you’re going to be in the majority; like on here men will outnumber women vastly - I went to one club night; there were four women and about 30+ guys the women even though they were there with their partners were intimidated and after an hour they left I left about ten minutes later, with an hour and a half’s drive ahead of me
- don’t be one of the walking wanking dead! REALLY WORTH REPEATING
- don’t get d*unk, better yet don’t drink, nothing sexy about a d*unk man/woman at a swingers club
- be aware of exhibitionists; they just want your attention, that and compliments, they’re a little boring to be around
- Condoms bring your own, and a towel if one is not provided |
