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By *andL1986 OP   Couple
5 days ago

UAE / Scotland

Love to hear your worst club experiences… anything embarrassing or gross. Enlighten us.

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By *oney2Couple
5 days ago

NorthWest

Won’t name and shame the club

but …..

The whole place stunk of B.O. there’s no suitable windows in the back bed room type areas and where they have the smoking area at the front of the club the doors was wide open so that area stinks of smoke too.

It was just horrible smelly environment to be in !!

We had paid a hotel and travelled a bit but decided to try make the best of it and try to socialise and mix, but the whole place was extremely cliquish and stunk!

When we had called it a night we tried to ring a taxi unfortunately the main-taxi firm had gone on strike as of midnight onwards so we were stuck on how to get back to our hotel

( we got a taxi to the club early in the evening 20mins drive from our hotel. )

We asked behind the bar and club staff if they knew any other numbers or if anyone was willing to offer a lift and we would pay them and we were just ignored snubbed and pushed out of the club. No one would answer us just kept telling us to leave and go.

No cared for our safety whatsoever. We had never been this town/club before. The fact we had just paid entry and paid for our drinks….no one cared.. Just used …

Quite a few of us from the club were left at the side of the road trying to flag any black taxis we could but hardly any came… the clubs on quite a dark estate type place too !

Me and my partner began to walk back to our hotel ( on foot the maps showed it was hour & a half walk. )

After what seemed forever … walking … we managed to flag a black hackney cab …

The club is in a very obscure place it stunk and we will never be going back again !

This was around September/October 2022 time.

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By *hades Of GreyMan
5 days ago

North Leeds / LS20


"Won’t name and shame the club

but ….."

You should name and shame, it's the only way any establishment will take notice and make changes.

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By *carlettxWoman
5 days ago

Essex

Been to loads of different clubs and haven’t had a really bad experience but have seen some questionable things happen at some that raises an eyebrow

One such time was at a club where it’s open play and a lady was getting fingered by a random wanderer whilst she was blowing her partner and she couldn’t stop the stranger because she only had one leg and couldn’t shut them !!!! I had to go get help !

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By *iss DevilWoman
5 days ago

Bedford

Tried two clubs in the North, after hearing some raving reviews. Both a massive disappointment, for a variety of reasons, and nowhere near the hype that surrounded them. Or maybe we are just too spoiled by our more local clubs? The worst experience though was in a club that, as far as I'm aware, doesn't exist any more. Dingy, with layers of dust with a lot of places, particularly the dungeon area. Very narrow corridors. Needless to say, we did not stay long. Luckily, it was free entry for couples, so we only wasted some time and petrol.

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
5 days ago

Cheshire


"Won’t name and shame the club

but …..

You should name and shame, it's the only way any establishment will take notice and make changes."

This

Name and bloody shame them, it’s supposed to be a community at least ask a few regulars if they could help.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
5 days ago

Central


"Won’t name and shame the club

but …..

You should name and shame, it's the only way any establishment will take notice and make changes."

It's better to identify them and give constructive feedback, preferably directly. This gives them the opportunity to be informed, understand and potentially to improve. It's not easy to manage a club and all of us will have different perspectives and interests.

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By *oney2Couple
5 days ago

NorthWest

I put up a review on an old account to them back when it happened so Duno if they dealt with it then ???

I don’t want the club to come for us as it did happen nearly 2 years ago now but I just wanted to join in the topic.

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By *he Silver FuxMan
5 days ago

Uttoxeter

Arrived, checked in, walked into the bar.. to witness a guy walking around naked, used condom hanging off his erect cock and an ankle tag… classy joint.

When the men’s toilets overflowed I decided to call it and had an early night.

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By *arryandhedgehogCouple
5 days ago

Thurrock

Eurekas in Kent, was supposed to be an event night but it was dead mostly single guys. Really bad vibe most people were excessively drinking and it stank of cannabis. A guy was having an argument with a woman as I walked past he tried to fight me. We went with another couple but nobody else there even acknowledged us. Vowed never to go back.

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By *oney2Couple
5 days ago

NorthWest


"Arrived, checked in, walked into the bar.. to witness a guy walking around naked, used condom hanging off his erect cock and an ankle tag… classy joint.

When the men’s toilets overflowed I decided to call it and had an early night. "

Vomit!

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By *he Silver FuxMan
5 days ago

Uttoxeter


"Arrived, checked in, walked into the bar.. to witness a guy walking around naked, used condom hanging off his erect cock and an ankle tag… classy joint.

When the men’s toilets overflowed I decided to call it and had an early night.

Vomit! "

No, I think it was someone’s really big poo

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By *eavy Metal BallzMan
5 days ago

Birmingham


"Arrived, checked in, walked into the bar.. to witness a guy walking around naked, used condom hanging off his erect cock and an ankle tag… classy joint.

When the men’s toilets overflowed I decided to call it and had an early night.

Vomit!

No, I think it was someone’s really big poo"

🤣

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By *as1373Couple
5 days ago

Taupo, New Zealand & Persian Gulf

We went to Eureka and for our first ever visit, the reception lady welcomed my wife with the term 'new meat'. Instant turn off and from then on vowed never to return.

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By *ust-KinkingCouple
5 days ago

North London

100% DV8 in Kent. We visited last year, and literally walked in and left 10 minutes later. It felt dirty and seedy. The sofas were old and dirty, the place was run down and felt dirty. Another couple arrived and left right away. Definitely on the lower end of the scale, it’s no wonder they don’t have a gallery on the website. Strange place.

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By *BW_Hotwife_And_HimCouple
5 days ago

South Shields


"Been to loads of different clubs and haven’t had a really bad experience but have seen some questionable things happen at some that raises an eyebrow

One such time was at a club where it’s open play and a lady was getting fingered by a random wanderer whilst she was blowing her partner and she couldn’t stop the stranger because she only had one leg and couldn’t shut them !!!! I had to go get help !

"

The lady with one leg... that must have been a difficult one

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By *idnight experimentalCouple
4 days ago

Congleton / Derby

We were at a club having a bit of fun between us he between my legs using his tongue as that’s what he’s good at. Me play with me nipples and watching the shocking porn……

when this bloke leans over the back of the seat and starts to try playing with my boob without asking I tell him no so try’s again….. again I push his hand away …. Third time of trying…. I shout fuck off and push his hand away again…. Finally gets the message but this stops him with his tongue when I was so close to…. “O” …..

The rules are written on the wall in the club in a few places…. We told the staff and they said they would have words with him then the senior staff member (we found out later owner) said oh he’s ok he’s a regular let him stay…

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By *winger MartyMan
4 days ago

Salisbury

Please name and shame the club in the north west so other single females and males and couples can boycott the place

Also not all swingers clubs are like it.

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By *vonne5exMan
3 days ago

Doncaster


"Been to loads of different clubs and haven’t had a really bad experience but have seen some questionable things happen at some that raises an eyebrow

One such time was at a club where it’s open play and a lady was getting fingered by a random wanderer whilst she was blowing her partner and she couldn’t stop the stranger because she only had one leg and couldn’t shut them !!!! I had to go get help !

"
hope you told the bloke to hop it.

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By *andPextraCouple
3 days ago

North West

Had a locked door kicked in by two blokes who said “it wasn't fair they couldn’t watch.

A man wanking in the changing room and winking at me before I’d taking my coat off.

A woman who didn't say a word. Slid of over a bed out of my eye line and clamped onto my boob like a limpet. I gave her a WTF look and she sloped off. Not a word was spoken.

A man who burst into tears when i said I wasnt interested. Floods of tears.

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By *cissor-Me-TimbersCouple
9 hours ago

Liverpool

Sitting comfortably?

Infusion in Blackpool. Absolutely barren but for 20 older single guys who followed us relentlessly. Freezing cold. Tried to hide and play in a corner. When we were done some angry pensioner looked my partner dead in her eyes, hands on his cock and angrily asked her "what am I supposed to do with this?" ...dip it in the grey hot tub water? Bonus points to the guy on tag. Infusion has always been full of d up/massively d*unk people who can't consent and wander in off the front.

Club Play in Blackpool - had loads single guys pressing and kicking on the door to get in and have a look. Another time, there was one guy who other guests had threatened with violence who would NOT stop aggressively staring at women. Else, the creepy old guy who was trying anything for a bit of brushing past skin on skin contact with my partner in the halls. We love the club but upstairs is rarely, if ever policed.

A club near Liverpool that we can't name on Fab. Male half was sexually assaulted at the front desk in front of staff by a d*unk woman at a private hire, like it never happened. Another time d*unk woman tried to forcibly undress female half, restraining her and tried to put her fingers inside of her. Reported. Nothing happened.

Paid a ridiculous amount for an "event" at No.3 which was a bog standard party but for £5 worth of Iceland spring rolls. It absolutely stunk, the whole place, it was inescapable. Music was on CD which kept being changed and it was when we watched 15 single guys surround a couple playing whilst Sweet Caroline blarred out that we decided it maybe wasn't for us.

Cupids, had some guys pretend to not speak English so they could force their way into play.

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By *andPextraCouple
9 hours ago

North West


"Sitting comfortably?

Infusion in Blackpool. Absolutely barren but for 20 older single guys who followed us relentlessly. Freezing cold. Tried to hide and play in a corner. When we were done some angry pensioner looked my partner dead in her eyes, hands on his cock and angrily asked her "what am I supposed to do with this?" ...dip it in the grey hot tub water? Bonus points to the guy on tag. Infusion has always been full of d up/massively d*unk people who can't consent and wander in off the front.

Club Play in Blackpool - had loads single guys pressing and kicking on the door to get in and have a look. Another time, there was one guy who other guests had threatened with violence who would NOT stop aggressively staring at women. Else, the creepy old guy who was trying anything for a bit of brushing past skin on skin contact with my partner in the halls. We love the club but upstairs is rarely, if ever policed.

A club near Liverpool that we can't name on Fab. Male half was sexually assaulted at the front desk in front of staff by a d*unk woman at a private hire, like it never happened. Another time d*unk woman tried to forcibly undress female half, restraining her and tried to put her fingers inside of her. Reported. Nothing happened.

Paid a ridiculous amount for an "event" at No.3 which was a bog standard party but for £5 worth of Iceland spring rolls. It absolutely stunk, the whole place, it was inescapable. Music was on CD which kept being changed and it was when we watched 15 single guys surround a couple playing whilst Sweet Caroline blarred out that we decided it maybe wasn't for us.

Cupids, had some guys pretend to not speak English so they could force their way into play.

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infusion.... Fella in there once walking around bollock naked. I swear he stank so much he had a visible aura around him. You could almost chew it.

Followed by a man in a high Viz jacket who I think had just come from servicing lorries. His hands were black with oil. His intro (with hubby sat next to me) was straight to him as if I wasn't there "can I have a go of your missus"

We lasted all of 20 min.

On the way out they were in the process of letting a single fella in who was so d*unk he could barely stand up.

We won't be going back.....

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By *ornucopiaMan
6 hours ago

Bexley

To think that I have been to Blackpool in the past without realising that these delightful places existed..

..and with the moral support of so many single guys on the same mission!

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By *cissor-Me-TimbersCouple
6 hours ago

Liverpool

20 minutes is hardcore! There are people who really love it there, we've been a couple of times just incase we got it on an off night but nope, it's consistently like that - and expensive too

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By *r. MacMan
6 hours ago

Bexleyheath

I was in a sauna in the club this man was making friendly chat to me talking about what were here for (it was my first time at a club) after a few crude remarks I felt a little uncomfortable thinking I'm over my head and when I'm leaving the sauna he grabbed my cock telling me how nice it was I had to tell him no countless times and had to move his arm from it

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By *anenkamCouple
6 hours ago

manchester

It's a wonder anyone ever attends these clubs. We only ever go on a Couples only night and only very occasionally now with all of this ID required rubbish but even they are hit and miss as you get single blokes with a "partner" in tow who is obviously been paid to partner them.

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By *ancs_and_LancsCouple
6 hours ago

north west

I was quite surprised to see our favourite local club (Infusion) mentioned more than once (so far) in this discussion.

We go every week to this club and fortunately we have never encountered anything close to what has been described.

Worst we have had has been some unwanted touching in the hot tub but that was stopped by just a stern "no thanks", and maybe the odd knocking on the door or trying the door handle of the private room. Really not much different to our experiences in other clubs.

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By *oney2Couple
6 hours ago

NorthWest


"I was quite surprised to see our favourite local club (Infusion) mentioned more than once (so far) in this discussion.

We go every week to this club and fortunately we have never encountered anything close to what has been described.

Worst we have had has been some unwanted touching in the hot tub but that was stopped by just a stern "no thanks", and maybe the odd knocking on the door or trying the door handle of the private room. Really not much different to our experiences in other clubs.

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By *ravel CompanionsCouple
2 hours ago

London

In UK Kestrels and Eureka were the worst.

Kestrels because of constantly lying, prison-like behaving staff and hobo-looking woman who claims to be the boss. Asked them few times in advance if steam room was working, they said yes, but was closed on arrival, dressing room smelled of sewage every time we went there, and few other things, too lazy to list... so had enough. Will happily be back when it's taken over by people who actually likes what they do (such as staff at The Old Hellfire, OP4F, Le Boudoir, Liberty Elite - just a few good examples).

Eureka was just simply a dump. We went to "Masked Erotic Ball", which turned out to be most depressing gathering in canteen-like place with 4 idiots who dressed up for the themed party. Those idiots were us and another couple ))) Rest of the 10-12 people were mostly totally naked old men and one young guy who seemed like he was delivering something and decided to stay out of curiosity. Never again.

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By *he Silver FuxMan
2 hours ago

Uttoxeter


"In UK Kestrels and Eureka were the worst.

Kestrels because of constantly lying, prison-like behaving staff and hobo-looking woman who claims to be the boss. Asked them few times in advance if steam room was working, they said yes, but was closed on arrival, dressing room smelled of sewage every time we went there, and few other things, too lazy to list... so had enough. Will happily be back when it's taken over by people who actually likes what they do (such as staff at The Old Hellfire, OP4F, Le Boudoir, Liberty Elite - just a few good examples).

Eureka was just simply a dump. We went to "Masked Erotic Ball", which turned out to be most depressing gathering in canteen-like place with 4 idiots who dressed up for the themed party. Those idiots were us and another couple ))) Rest of the 10-12 people were mostly totally naked old men and one young guy who seemed like he was delivering something and decided to stay out of curiosity. Never again. "

😱 the horror….

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