FabSwingers.com forum: What is BADGERING ?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The Pigeoneers are tentitavely showing their feathers so its time us Badgers made a show

Us Badgers are nocturnal creatures and like to come out to play at night, we can be solitary animals or live in large groups. Us Boars can sometimes be found sharing our sows with other boars but preference is to sharing with other sows

We do eat well and one of our favourite foods is pigeon

, We have great jaws particularly the sows whose lock jaw capabilities are simply exquisite

The act of badgering can often be seen performed by solitary boars who will follow and harrass other spoken for sows searching for the elusive 3 way sett. But they are usually seen off by the sow with a curt turn up of the nose or in some cases the boar will be shown the exit by the dominant boar.

Badger pairs make great company and are social animals often developing long term friendships with other pairs and sharing each others partners. Sometimes living in large groups, they enjoy watching , sharing and joining in any activities that may be occurring.

We dont wish to badger anyone or be eliteist but if you would like to join our sett let us know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hmmm,

I do hope youre "Bearing" with me here

Look I dont want to start "Hogging" your Limelight as your'e obviously not "Horsing" around

However Im Seriously "Ferreting" for your "Badgering" Group ,

You must realise a CULL is imminent,

but you dont seem to be "Batting" an eye,

Its even possible a bit of "Dogging" may well be used to start out "Foxing" the "Badgers",

Now whilst your group of Sows are "Swanning" about your boars are probably "Panda-ing" to their every whims by "Worming" there way in with a bit of "Goosing", or even "Slugging"

Personally I would be "Squirreling"

away my sett, to far distant shores where life is good and sitting back and comfortably "Pigging" out

It will far to dangerous here in the UK with all the "Hounding"

good luck to your group

Its time to stop "Rabbiting" on

I know your Fishing for a reply so perhaps Its time to stop "Pussy Footing" around and get off me "Perch"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hmmm,

I do hope youre "Bearing" with me here

Look I dont want to start "Hogging" your Limelight as your'e obviously not "Horsing" around

However Im Seriously "Ferreting" for your "Badgering" Group ,

You must realise a CULL is imminent,

but you dont seem to be "Batting" an eye,

Its even possible a bit of "Dogging" may well be used to start out "Foxing" the "Badgers",

Now whilst your group of Sows are "Swanning" about your boars are probably "Panda-ing" to their every whims by "Worming" there way in with a bit of "Goosing", or even "Slugging"

Personally I would be "Squirreling"

away my sett, to far distant shores where life is good and sitting back and comfortably "Pigging" out

It will far to dangerous here in the UK with all the "Hounding"

good luck to your group

Its time to stop "Rabbiting" on

I know your Fishing for a reply so perhaps Its time to stop "Pussy Footing" around and get off me "Perch"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"hmmm,

I do hope youre "Bearing" with me here

Look I dont want to start "Hogging" your Limelight as your'e obviously not "Horsing" around

However Im Seriously "Ferreting" for your "Badgering" Group ,

You must realise a CULL is imminent,

but you dont seem to be "Batting" an eye,

Its even possible a bit of "Dogging" may well be used to start out "Foxing" the "Badgers",

Now whilst your group of Sows are "Swanning" about your boars are probably "Panda-ing" to their every whims by "Worming" there way in with a bit of "Goosing", or even "Slugging"

Personally I would be "Squirreling"

away my sett, to far distant shores where life is good and sitting back and comfortably "Pigging" out

It will far to dangerous here in the UK with all the "Hounding"

good luck to your group

Its time to stop "Rabbiting" on

I know your Fishing for a reply so perhaps Its time to stop "Pussy Footing" around and get off me "Perch"

Your having a giraffe arent you ??

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

Reputedly, badger is very good eating and very similar to pork!

No, I haven`t tried it before anyone asks!

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