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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

After a quick chat to club owners, we thought we would ask what YOU would want in a swingers club. Let's see what ideas you guys can come up with, lol

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By *ub bbwWoman
over a year ago

oldbury

Jacuzzis and dungeons work for us but not a tiny one like in chams now where you can't play without someone walking

Between me and Sir as he is flogging or spanking me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely Licensed.

Dance floor.

Massive hot tub.

Dark room.

On site accommodation.

Theme nights.

Lots of different rooms with different themes and equipment and one big massive communal.

Mix of sexy people all welcome.

Oh and Foooooood!

Not much really x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats a bit like asking what song everyone would like in the lounge/bar area.

Ask 500 people get 500 songs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is there a mega-club in the UK that has the whole lot ? Wet and dry areas with a licences bar and dungeon ?

lol

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By *lackCherryCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"Is there a mega-club in the UK that has the whole lot ? Wet and dry areas with a licences bar and dungeon ?

lol "

La Chambre in Sheffield.

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By *allen MadonnaWoman
over a year ago

In my own little world

discretion, I don't need to know who fucked who, when and how many.

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

A swing with space for people to watch.

Jacuzzi.

Big beds.

Themed nights

Pole.

Sexy people.

Anti bac spray and kitchen roll

Bins for condoms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A swing with space for people to watch.

Jacuzzi.

Big beds.

Themed nights

Pole.

Sexy people.

Anti bac spray and kitchen roll

Bins for condoms "

No3 club has all of the above

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

I love to go and be dressed and then also love to go and get in a towel and get my kitt off lol.

I love to know if I go alone I am taken care of x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sky sports, free beer and free membership for men.!!!!! Lmao

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By *exystargirlWoman
over a year ago

Warrington

An "leave your ego at the door" sign over the entrance

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

decent music as that gets me going

xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"decent music as that gets me going

xx"

Sounds good, may be a new post to suggest music ? lol

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By *eforfuncplCouple
over a year ago

Morecambe

Music would be good but not pumped out concert style lol still like to hear what's being said x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sex lol.

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By *lackCherryCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

If you start at the very top.

A clear, lighted entrance with a welcome "booth" and someone permanently working there welcoming people/taking money/coats/sorting lockers out etc.

A bar, if licensed then then the cost of this translated into entrance fees for the club (ie cheaper) if not a bar is still critical, this needs to have decent seating and be used as a central point to the club, hopefully looking out onto a dance floor with a pole and mirrors!

The hosting/bar staff are key, they need to be engaging, know the crowd and able to put new people at ease with clear concise tours, attention to the clients and not getting hammered/too involved.

The club needs a mix of play rooms, I would split it by floors if possible and break them down into the following.

Cinema area

Hot tub/wet area

lockable rooms

glory hole areas

big open play rooms

Outdoor/smoker area

View able rooms (ie you can look in but they can lock the door)

Cooling/heating is key being able to warm the club up when its cold then cool it down when it gets to hot (with the mass of writhing bodies).

Decent music is a must (so many clubs have terrible music).

Thats all I can think of for now, if any of you are financiers feel free to drop me a couple of k ;P

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By *hunderstarCouple
over a year ago

hereford

So far - in all the swingers clubs we have been in, the porn has been "old fashioned" - perhaps - along with everything already listed - modern porn!

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

a decent equipped dungeon,

large hot tub/jacuzzi

sauna/steam room

outdoor smoking area

Cleaning products in all areas.

Women to not wear heels on beds and to clean up their stinking pee/squirt when they've done.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"a decent equipped dungeon,

large hot tub/jacuzzi

sauna/steam room

outdoor smoking area

Cleaning products in all areas.

Women to not wear heels on beds and to clean up their stinking pee/squirt when they've done."

lol

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

Eye wide shut, champers, masks, decent clothing, canapés

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So a great club would have:

A decent equipped dungeon

Large hot tub or pool

Sauna/steam room/wet area

Outdoor smoking area

Cleaning products in all areas

Cinema area

Lockable rooms

Glory hole areas

Big open play rooms

Outdoor/smoker area

Decent music

A swing with space for people to watch.

Big beds.

Themed nights

Pole.

Anti bacterial spray and kitchen roll

Bins for condoms

Definitely Licensed

Dance floor

Dark room

Not much then !

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By *picyminxWoman
over a year ago

Huntingdon


"A swing with space for people to watch.

Jacuzzi.

Big beds.

Themed nights

Pole.

Sexy people.

Anti bac spray and kitchen roll

Bins for condoms

No3 club has all of the above "

ahh tease 2 aswell ..although hot tub only for hotel guests at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely on site accommodation!

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By *adkatWoman
over a year ago

Alfreton


"So a great club would have:

A decent equipped dungeon

Large hot tub or pool

Sauna/steam room/wet area

Outdoor smoking area

Cleaning products in all areas

Cinema area

Lockable rooms

Glory hole areas

Big open play rooms

Outdoor/smoker area

Decent music

A swing with space for people to watch.

Big beds.

Themed nights

Pole.

Anti bacterial spray and kitchen roll

Bins for condoms

Definitely Licensed

Dance floor

Dark room

Not much then !

"

Ab fabs heathrow as all that bar the licensed bar, and le chambre Sheffield has it all except a large cinema area

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By *lubPartyPeepsCouple
over a year ago

London

And probably around 100 clubs have all of the above in mainland Europe with a few having far more.

Several in America are the same too.

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By *asperthedogCouple
over a year ago

midlands

real swingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A medical fetish room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

100 clubs around Europe may have all those and more however they don't have our local councils and busy bodies trying to close down clubs or police them in to non existence. Also we have been to clubs in Europe and the States and true the big clubs are great but they have a completely different set up regards pricing and i just don't see a couple being happy to pay over £100 for one night even if it does include a decent buffet and drinks. As for single men at the clubs in Germany I have been to if you can get in at all then you are looking at £150 for the evening.

Unless the way in which this lifestyle is perceived by the authorities & press changes then i can't see super clubs opening in the UK.

As far as i know the only clubs that offer a true dance experience with playrooms and spa and on site accommodation are Xstsia and Eureka, although i haven't tried any clubs north of Birmingham lol and for the poster who said Ab Fabs has a dance floor and decent music, you must be joking lol

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By *aughtywifeandhimCouple
over a year ago

luton

Jaydees have every thing bar the license ,so coulnt ask for anything more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been to two lovely clubs, but both have closed for me a good club would have the following:-

Pool & Jacuzzi

Sauna / steam room

Good mix of people

Reasonable entrance fees

Car parking

Newbie & singles nights

Free condoms

Very high hygiene standards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People in it who actually fuck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eye wide shut, champers, masks, decent clothing, canapés"

I can only second that..!

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By *ark Gr8 Teddy BearMan
over a year ago

Wigan

Disabled access,

All on 1 level

Hot tubs

Pool

Cleaning products

Bar

Dungeon

Private lockable rooms

Reasonable prices for all

Orgy bed

Viewing rooms

Viewing screens you can watch

Pole and dancers

Showers

Lockers

Nude only area

Background music

Adjustable lighting in rooms

Wet rooms for watersports

Blueray / DVD players and monitors in private rooms

Film room to make own take home movies

Big chill out area

Pool tables

Massage area

Security

Theme nights

Food

Smoking area

Air conditioning

Air freshners in every room

Fans in every room

Heating in every room

Easy parking

Discreet entrance

Thats all I can think of right now lol.x

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By *hristeresa12Couple
over a year ago

Totnes


"Disabled access,

All on 1 level

Hot tubs

Pool

Cleaning products

Bar

Dungeon

Private lockable rooms

Reasonable prices for all

Orgy bed

Viewing rooms

Viewing screens you can watch

Pole and dancers

Showers

Lockers

Nude only area

Background music

Adjustable lighting in rooms

Wet rooms for watersports

Blueray / DVD players and monitors in private rooms

Film room to make own take home movies

Big chill out area

Pool tables

Massage area

Security

Theme nights

Food

Smoking area

Air conditioning

Air freshners in every room

Fans in every room

Heating in every room

Easy parking

Discreet entrance

Thats all I can think of right now lol.x

"

And you want all this on one level?? Ah well, can't think of a better way to re-develop Wigan!

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By *ark Gr8 Teddy BearMan
over a year ago

Wigan


"Disabled access,

All on 1 level

Hot tubs

Pool

Cleaning products

Bar

Dungeon

Private lockable rooms

Reasonable prices for all

Orgy bed

Viewing rooms

Viewing screens you can watch

Pole and dancers

Showers

Lockers

Nude only area

Background music

Adjustable lighting in rooms

Wet rooms for watersports

Blueray / DVD players and monitors in private rooms

Film room to make own take home movies

Big chill out area

Pool tables

Massage area

Security

Theme nights

Food

Smoking area

Air conditioning

Air freshners in every room

Fans in every room

Heating in every room

Easy parking

Discreet entrance

Thats all I can think of right now lol.x

And you want all this on one level?? Ah well, can't think of a better way to re-develop Wigan! "

I can think of loads of places that would fit this lot in and still have space left. And no I'm not thinking of Wembley or the O2 arena. I can think of 2 unused social clubs around where I live that could easily accommodate all of that.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Disabled access,

All on 1 level

Hot tubs

Pool

Cleaning products

Bar

Dungeon

Private lockable rooms

Reasonable prices for all

Orgy bed

Viewing rooms

Viewing screens you can watch

Pole and dancers

Showers

Lockers

Nude only area

Background music

Adjustable lighting in rooms

Wet rooms for watersports

Blueray / DVD players and monitors in private rooms

Film room to make own take home movies

Big chill out area

Pool tables

Massage area

Security

Theme nights

Food

Smoking area

Air conditioning

Air freshners in every room

Fans in every room

Heating in every room

Easy parking

Discreet entrance

Thats all I can think of right now lol.x

And you want all this on one level?? Ah well, can't think of a better way to re-develop Wigan!

I can think of loads of places that would fit this lot in and still have space left. And no I'm not thinking of Wembley or the O2 arena. I can think of 2 unused social clubs around where I live that could easily accommodate all of that.x "

and all at a reduced price?

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By *hristeresa12Couple
over a year ago

Totnes


"Disabled access,

All on 1 level

Hot tubs

Pool

Cleaning products

Bar

Dungeon

Private lockable rooms

Reasonable prices for all

Orgy bed

Viewing rooms

Viewing screens you can watch

Pole and dancers

Showers

Lockers

Nude only area

Background music

Adjustable lighting in rooms

Wet rooms for watersports

Blueray / DVD players and monitors in private rooms

Film room to make own take home movies

Big chill out area

Pool tables

Massage area

Security

Theme nights

Food

Smoking area

Air conditioning

Air freshners in every room

Fans in every room

Heating in every room

Easy parking

Discreet entrance

Thats all I can think of right now lol.x

And you want all this on one level?? Ah well, can't think of a better way to re-develop Wigan!

I can think of loads of places that would fit this lot in and still have space left. And no I'm not thinking of Wembley or the O2 arena. I can think of 2 unused social clubs around where I live that could easily accommodate all of that.x

and all at a reduced price?"

nice one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cheaper prices for single males

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What xtasia have done

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By *ekyllandHydeCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

A classier looking kind of place for a kick off why do most look like something from a 70's porno???

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By *ark Gr8 Teddy BearMan
over a year ago

Wigan


"Disabled access,

All on 1 level

Hot tubs

Pool

Cleaning products

Bar

Dungeon

Private lockable rooms

Reasonable prices for all

Orgy bed

Viewing rooms

Viewing screens you can watch

Pole and dancers

Showers

Lockers

Nude only area

Background music

Adjustable lighting in rooms

Wet rooms for watersports

Blueray / DVD players and monitors in private rooms

Film room to make own take home movies

Big chill out area

Pool tables

Massage area

Security

Theme nights

Food

Smoking area

Air conditioning

Air freshners in every room

Fans in every room

Heating in every room

Easy parking

Discreet entrance

Thats all I can think of right now lol.x

And you want all this on one level?? Ah well, can't think of a better way to re-develop Wigan!

I can think of loads of places that would fit this lot in and still have space left. And no I'm not thinking of Wembley or the O2 arena. I can think of 2 unused social clubs around where I live that could easily accommodate all of that.x

and all at a reduced price?nice one"

If done properly, yes. Or are you just going to keep arguing?, The question was what do you want, not what do you think people will approve of.

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

Music is subjective as has already been said.

We don't even like the same music at home! Let alone in a club.

You will never satisfy everyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Disabled access,

All on 1 level

Hot tubs

Pool

Cleaning products

Bar

Dungeon

Private lockable rooms

Reasonable prices for all

Orgy bed

Viewing rooms

Viewing screens you can watch

Pole and dancers

Showers

Lockers

Nude only area

Background music

Adjustable lighting in rooms

Wet rooms for watersports

Blueray / DVD players and monitors in private rooms

Film room to make own take home movies

Big chill out area

Pool tables

Massage area

Security

Theme nights

Food

Smoking area

Air conditioning

Air freshners in every room

Fans in every room

Heating in every room

Easy parking

Discreet entrance

Thats all I can think of right now lol.x

And you want all this on one level?? Ah well, can't think of a better way to re-develop Wigan!

I can think of loads of places that would fit this lot in and still have space left. And no I'm not thinking of Wembley or the O2 arena. I can think of 2 unused social clubs around where I live that could easily accommodate all of that.x

and all at a reduced price?nice one"

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By *utty tartWoman
over a year ago

the house of sin


"Disabled access,

All on 1 level

Hot tubs

Pool

Cleaning products

Bar

Dungeon

Private lockable rooms

Reasonable prices for all

Orgy bed

Viewing rooms

Viewing screens you can watch

Pole and dancers

Showers

Lockers

Nude only area

Background music

Adjustable lighting in rooms

Wet rooms for watersports

Blueray / DVD players and monitors in private rooms

Film room to make own take home movies

Big chill out area

Pool tables

Massage area

Security

Theme nights

Food

Smoking area

Air conditioning

Air freshners in every room

Fans in every room

Heating in every room

Easy parking

Discreet entrance

Thats all I can think of right now lol.x

And you want all this on one level?? Ah well, can't think of a better way to re-develop Wigan!

I can think of loads of places that would fit this lot in and still have space left. And no I'm not thinking of Wembley or the O2 arena. I can think of 2 unused social clubs around where I live that could easily accommodate all of that.x "

which unused clubs reound wigan u thinknig of ? tell me more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sky sports, free beer and free membership for men.!!!!! Lmao "
keep the faith

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...


"100 clubs around Europe may have all those and more however they don't have our local councils and busy bodies trying to close down clubs or police them in to non existence. Also we have been to clubs in Europe and the States and true the big clubs are great but they have a completely different set up regards pricing and i just don't see a couple being happy to pay over £100 for one night even if it does include a decent buffet and drinks. As for single men at the clubs in Germany I have been to if you can get in at all then you are looking at £150 for the evening.

Unless the way in which this lifestyle is perceived by the authorities & press changes then i can't see super clubs opening in the UK.

"

We would agree with most of the above, but the prices you quote are right at the top end rather than the average for Germany.

We have visited around 20 different clubs in Germany and the average for a Saturday night is around 60 euro (50 quid) for a couple and 100 euro (85 quid) for a single guy. All the clubs we have been to include buffet and free bar, also many offer better deals midweek. One excellent club (Schickeria Dortmund) we go to does a Wednesday night all inclusive at 40 euro for couples and 80 euro for singles with no single limit and very well attended.

Even the most expensive we know of for couples (Club Casablanca & Die Eule) are just below the 100 quid mark and the most expensive for single guys we can find (Caesars Palace) is 130 euro.

Some clubs here are couples only, however the majority are single guy friendly, although quite often with a limit on numbers.

We think the German (and Dutch) clubs are pretty good value especially when compared to some of the French and Spanish clubs we have been to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

clubs are all different and should be as we the swingers are all different! thank god lol but if you want change at your local clubs talk to the owners or if shy..... a swinger shy? pmsl send an email with suggestons. its in their interest to make you want to visit their club popularity and cash flow lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So the general consensus is;

Club the size of the O2 Arena.

Free entry to everyone.

Luxury coach travel to and from the venue.

Free unlimited bar.

Free Michelin Star graded buffet and nibbles.

Free outfits for those that wish to change on arrival.

Champagne filled Olympic sized swimming pool.

Private rooms with security on every door.

Sure there will be other basic requirements to add as the club expands.

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

Surprised no-one has mentioned dress code.

We really hate it when she is wearing her sexiest little number and the guy stood next to us is in jeans and shirt.

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By *icekatCouple
over a year ago

north east

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Surprised no-one has mentioned dress code.

We really hate it when she is wearing her sexiest little number and the guy stood next to us is in jeans and shirt."

Have to agree with you, if a lady has spent time to look resplendant then she deserves equal effort by her potetial playmates! Maybe not top hat and tails lol but at least better than you would wear to the local pub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nails. Oh sorry you do not mean that type of club

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Good cleaning and changing facilities.

Varied relaxation areas, that can include social spaces, but also some that support smaller no's being more private.

Gloryholes, including varied level gloryhole rooms, such as where both parties could stand up, cock at mouth height.

Legal smoking areas - that are as comfortable for smokers as possible. Evaluate maximum comfort, whilst still legally compliant.

Rooms to rent, for varied periods - eg, accommodation rented from a couple of hours upwards, plus overnight too.

Standard play rooms and play areas with a good mix of those spaces that can be either partly or fully private.

Temperature variations in different zones, that support people cooling down, warming up etc.

Most of the other stuff is well covered by earlier posts, such as bar, refreshment area etc.

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn


"Surprised no-one has mentioned dress code.

We really hate it when she is wearing her sexiest little number and the guy stood next to us is in jeans and shirt."

Am with you there. I was surprised to see a man wearing jeans at a club.

I spend bloody hours getting ready and a guy puts jeans on!

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By *oddamnCouple
over a year ago

leicestershire

most of the above

changing rooms large enough to get changed in.

Liberty Elite have almost everything - no dodgy porn (no porn at all in fact - make your own!) and they plan to upgrade the accomodation. The only other thing that would help us go more often is babysitters, but not in the same venue!

For theme nights those in theme should get reduced entry - we have turned up at different clubs dressed as movie stars or romans and found only a handful of others have bothered - it doesn't make you feel comfortable

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By *lubPartyPeepsCouple
over a year ago

London


"100 clubs around Europe may have all those and more however they don't have our local councils and busy bodies trying to close down clubs or police them in to non existence. Also we have been to clubs in Europe and the States and true the big clubs are great but they have a completely different set up regards pricing and i just don't see a couple being happy to pay over £100 for one night even if it does include a decent buffet and drinks. As for single men at the clubs in Germany I have been to if you can get in at all then you are looking at £150 for the evening.

Unless the way in which this lifestyle is perceived by the authorities & press changes then i can't see super clubs opening in the UK.

We would agree with most of the above, but the prices you quote are right at the top end rather than the average for Germany.

We have visited around 20 different clubs in Germany and the average for a Saturday night is around 60 euro (50 quid) for a couple and 100 euro (85 quid) for a single guy. All the clubs we have been to include buffet and free bar, also many offer better deals midweek. One excellent club (Schickeria Dortmund) we go to does a Wednesday night all inclusive at 40 euro for couples and 80 euro for singles with no single limit and very well attended.

Even the most expensive we know of for couples (Club Casablanca & Die Eule) are just below the 100 quid mark and the most expensive for single guys we can find (Caesars Palace) is 130 euro.

Some clubs here are couples only, however the majority are single guy friendly, although quite often with a limit on numbers.

We think the German (and Dutch) clubs are pretty good value especially when compared to some of the French and Spanish clubs we have been to

"

We would add to that very fair and accurate assessment above that, while there is probably around 100 or super clubs in Europe, if that is what one wishes to call them (And they don't all cost around the £100 mark to get in by any means) there is an overall total of clubs in Europe that comes to well over 1000, if you include the BDSM clubs on top of that, its almost double that. Just like over here their clubs come in all shapes and sizes but the difference in Europe is that space isn't the premium cost that it is over in the UK and property / rents are much cheaper (Cheaper still when the scene took off) and they have also established good clubs way longer than us, before we got even the most basic ones off the ground in the UK.

We think to go to a good club over here, its hard to spend less than £80 for a night out (Of course there are exceptions and it depends how local you are and if there's hotels involved etc) but if you have to travel anywhere, which we do frequently then the cost of travel, food, hotel plus entry and drink (either on the bar or at the supermarket) still all factors in. That's why different clubs have different appeal and part of that appeal for many is also based on cost. But they have all the same range of clubs and prices in Europe, they just have more of the clubs at the top end.

We also don't believe because of our eating and drinking culture, that the all inclusive price with food and drink would work over here. People have tried restaurants in clubs over here before, and they all didn't work (Snacks or a good buffet seem to be what is required and that's fine)An inclusive bar and never ending buffet would probably ultimately create a different atmosphere in the UK and probably not for the better. Their clubs in part represent their way of culture as well. That said, if there was a disneyland of clubs in the UK somewhere, we have to disagree about people willing to pay for it, because there are thousands of couples that go to clubs abroad where they pay the same or more for the experience and not always to a warm weather country either (Though clubs there are doing well and on the increase) The clubs that offer the most over here - Adfabs, Xtasia, La Chambre, Chams, VA, Liberty Elite to think of but a few - are all among the most popular and the range of facilities they offer and subsequently the people they attract is part of the reason why. At all of those clubs you will never find everyone is local, many people will come much further because of the experience given by them. The smaller clubs that do equally well, probably have one factor that helps them more than anything else - good hosting, which makes a primary difference to a venue regardless of size. We doubt Ourplace4fun would be anywhere near as sucessful as it has been without Gregg and Lisa (And their worthwhile holiday cover) the same for Atlantis with Cat and Tagg, a more recent favourite club of ours. When you really feel that your hosts care about you and your night out, and that is also reflected so much in the club, even when space is not so grand, that makes a massive difference. We would take good hosts over grumpy hosts any day of the week. It's never nice to go a club and have to hear all the latest laundry. You just want to have a pleasent and relaxing time.

So Europe does have alot of offer, but you know what, the UK has some of the best club hosts in the world and it still has some great venues, and they are looking to the Europe and elsewhere, taking things on board and getting better and better all the time.

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

To ClubPartyPeeps

I wont copy the post (getting a bit big with yours and ours ) but we'd just like to say very accurate and well written.

You are right when you talk about cultural differences. While the better clubs in Germany and Holland tend to work to a similar format, Spanish clubs couldn't be more different and ultimately work out more expensive for much less.

Most Spanish clubs don't open until 11pm (probably because of the Spanish generally eating very late) and don't really get going until around 1am (we regularly drive home in daylight).

It's usually 50 euros entrance for a couple including one or two free drinks then you will pay 6 or 7 euro per drink after that, so it's quite easy to spend 70 or 80 euro just in the club. Add the cost of a meal beforehand (they rarely if ever do food) maybe 30 euro for a couple, and it's easy to spend over 100 for the night. It makes Fun4two (generally regarded as the best club in Europe) look very good value at around 100 euro all in with a buffet that would put many restaurants to shame.

My experience of UK clubs is a bit out of date but I (Rob) used to be a regular in Cupids (in the days of Mary, Glen, Tony, and Louise) with an ex GF and we visited quite a few others in the North West. That was over 10 years ago so I would think (hope) that the UK clubs have moved forward a bit since then.

Like in every area of life there will be some owners with a progressive outlook and others will be stuck in the past, but we both feel that the future of swinger clubs is looking bright. Only problem is we will probably be too old to enjoy them.

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By *lubPartyPeepsCouple
over a year ago

London

Yeah we noticed when compiling the list of clubs in Spain (Few of which ourselves have been to, but tons of people on the team have) the crazy prices for drinks.

Most of the clubs there aren't inclusive, so its not a cheap scene in Spain by any means.

France is a little better with more of a mix of inclusive and non-inclusive venues, but most are the latter and drinks again are extremely pricey. The Dutch Belgians and Germany all seem to offer the best clubs and the best value. Certainly we like them the best. Not sure we will ever get to visit them all though!!!

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

The Spanish clubs we have visited are all around the Alicante area, and with the exception of the now defunct Bilitis and the summer Wednesday evening BBQ's at Cupido's there isn't much good in that area of Spain, although we are looking forward to trying Gran Canaria for the first time later this month.

Our experience of French clubs is only at Cap d'Agde and while they are fine for a wild holiday week, we wouldn't want to be regulars in any of them (well apart from the foam party's at Le Glamour)

Most of the clubs we visit in Germany are in our area (Dusseldorf, Essen, Dortmund) but we have visited a few others down toward Luxemburg and as far east as Berlin and Dresden.

We are quite lucky here having quite a decent selection of what some would call "super clubs" almost on our doorstep, even Fun4two is only a couple of hours away.

If you need any info about clubs in our area we would be happy to help.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Free entrance, free cigs, free beer, free food, free transport there and back and 3 women for every man. Surely this isn't too much to ask?

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...


"Free entrance, free cigs, free beer, free food, free transport there and back and 3 women for every man. Surely this isn't too much to ask? "

We put that idea to our bank manager, but he wouldn't speak to us again. I wonder why?

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over a year ago


"Free entrance, free cigs, free beer, free food, free transport there and back and 3 women for every man. Surely this isn't too much to ask?

We put that idea to our bank manager, but he wouldn't speak to us again. I wonder why? "

Don't worry, I'm on your side I was just being sarcastic regarding an earlier thread where some bloke appeared to expect free entrance and free shags from his disability allowance

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

Yes we read it

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over a year ago


"The Spanish clubs we have visited are all around the Alicante area, and with the exception of the now defunct Bilitis and the summer Wednesday evening BBQ's at Cupido's there isn't much good in that area of Spain, although we are looking forward to trying Gran Canaria for the first time later this month.

Our experience of French clubs is only at Cap d'Agde and while they are fine for a wild holiday week, we wouldn't want to be regulars in any of them (well apart from the foam party's at Le Glamour)

Most of the clubs we visit in Germany are in our area (Dusseldorf, Essen, Dortmund) but we have visited a few others down toward Luxemburg and as far east as Berlin and Dresden.

We are quite lucky here having quite a decent selection of what some would call "super clubs" almost on our doorstep, even Fun4two is only a couple of hours away.

If you need any info about clubs in our area we would be happy to help."

What are the names of the club's in Dortmund and Dusseldorf and Essen please?

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...


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What are the names of the club's in Dortmund and Dusseldorf and Essen please? "

The clubs tend to be in the outlying towns rather than in the city centres but you can look up the following.

Schickeria (Dortmund) De Eule (Rattingen Nr Dusseldorf airport)Villa Palazio (Dorsten) Faro 8 (Marl) Caesars Palace and Zum Alten Waldhaus (both at Sprockhovel Nr Wuppertal) Frivolelounge P3 (Bochum) Venus (Hamminkeln) and Beverly Erotic Disco (Solingen)

There are more but that lot should keep you going for a while

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By *hristeresa12Couple
over a year ago

Totnes

What about this for a list of facilities?

Sauna,

Steamroom,

Hot-tub,

Massage area,

Heated outdoor pool,

Large secluded outdoor nude sunbathing area,

Heated smoking room,

Dance Room with pole,

Fun-dungeon,

Cinema,

2 large chill-out lounges,

Orgy room,

Large open playroom on groundfloor,

3 themed private playrooms on ground floor,

Dark room with grope cage,

2 large playrooms on first floor - one with swing,

Well stocked licensed bar with low price drinks,

Large buffet,

Fully air conditioned,

Good range of music,

More than ample showers & toilets,

On site self catering accommodation,

Free of charge basic sleep-over,

Massive floodlit hardstanding car park,

Weekend camping area,

Helicopter parking (seriously!),

You don't have to go abroad for all of this...it's all in sunny Souh Devon...65 to 75 couples at each party along with a light sprinkling of select singles always make it a good night.

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By *PLNORTHERNCouple
over a year ago

wakefield

all i ask for is FRRREEEEE BEER!!!

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By *live PartnersMan
over a year ago

Bury

mmmmm and no-one has asked for a partridge in a pear tree...... lol

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