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By *WALKink OP   Couple
over a year ago

Eastbourne

Evening all, there's always a few posts by the seem of people (us included) asking about 1st club times, visits etc.

I was thinking it would be cool if the more experienced amount the Fab community added some "do's & don'ts" and any etiquette tips in a thread, what you think?

Non means no is obvious, lines like "do you come here often" are barred

Things like:

Dress code, what's considered good and bad for the women

Boxers under towels

Flirting etiquette

Undressing for the jacuzzi or not

Polite refusals

Time to turn up

Anything really. How about it, good idea?

Chuck stuff below, help the newbies

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By *iss DevilWoman
over a year ago

Bedford

Dress code- depends whether the club is spa-based (then it doesn't really matter what you were wearing when you came through the door) or night-club based, as then it's "dress to impress", for both men and women. Trainers, tatty clothes or work wear are normally a no-no.

A lot of people normally bring a few outfits so they can change during the night if they wish. Some nightclub-style clubs require the dress down if you're proceeding to play areas.

For ladies, it might be a good idea to bring flats or more comfortable footwear to change into as walking in heels all night is not very comfy.

Basic etiquette- limit your alcohol consumption, be friendly, chat to people even if they are not who you'd like to have sex with. It's good to make connections. Don't touch without asking or without invitation, don't hover within millimeters of people playing "to have a better look" (read: to be able to "join" them when they lower their guard during play). Only enter a private room if specifically invited, even if the door is ajar. If the door is shut, please don't check whether it's definitely locked. If people inside wanted to play in the open, they would have.

Do use the hot tub if there is one on the premises- it's an amazing place to relax, but also to chat with others.

If told "no, thank you", take it with respect and dignity instead of following them in case they change their minds.

Bring your own condoms! Whether you are a man/woman or couple. Then you'd be sure they are in date, something you're not going to have an adverse reaction to and (for men): hopefully the condoms you tried before and they are a good fit.

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stockport

Unless your washing your smalls , then yes its always naked in the hot tub

We use to see a girl and we swear she was washing her pants in there!

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stockport

No means no end of

For us a very rare second no means your just about to incur the wrath of mrs j

And nobody neads that

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By *iss LovelyWoman
over a year ago

Here and There

A slightly different piece advice from me would to be to pay attention to the nights that you visit clubs to get the best response.

For example, I go to a regular interracial party in Manchester. It’s a popular night and predominantly white women/couples seeking black males. At each party there are invariably a few single white guys on their first ever club visit feeling very dejected that none of the women will give them the time of day. Not an ideal start. They haven’t done their research.

So I’d say research the type of event you’re going to and make sure it’ll suit you and is likely to have to kind of people there that you want to meet and who will want to meet you. It’ll start you off on the best foot.

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By *WALKink OP   Couple
over a year ago

Eastbourne

So far, this is brilliant!!!

Love the pant washing one

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By *rincessandherPrinceCouple
over a year ago

Durham


"Evening all, there's always a few posts by the seem of people (us included) asking about 1st club times, visits etc.

I was thinking it would be cool if the more experienced amount the Fab community added some "do's & don'ts" and any etiquette tips in a thread, what you think?

Non means no is obvious, lines like "do you come here often" are barred

Things like:

Dress code, what's considered good and bad for the women

Boxers under towels

Flirting etiquette

Undressing for the jacuzzi or not

Polite refusals

Time to turn up

Anything really. How about it, good idea?

Chuck stuff below, help the newbies "

As per our post on the swingers chat forum that you kindly replied to can we add whether they have a swing to use and etiquette surrounding the use of please

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By *WALKink OP   Couple
over a year ago

Eastbourne


"Evening all, there's always a few posts by the seem of people (us included) asking about 1st club times, visits etc.

I was thinking it would be cool if the more experienced amount the Fab community added some "do's & don'ts" and any etiquette tips in a thread, what you think?

Non means no is obvious, lines like "do you come here often" are barred

Things like:

Dress code, what's considered good and bad for the women

Boxers under towels

Flirting etiquette

Undressing for the jacuzzi or not

Polite refusals

Time to turn up

Anything really. How about it, good idea?

Chuck stuff below, help the newbies

As per our post on the swingers chat forum that you kindly replied to can we add whether they have a swing to use and etiquette surrounding the use of please "

Ooh, good shout! We will if we get a chance

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By *x2 4 funCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

As for the arrival time we would get there early as it’s quite intimidating walking into a crowded club for the first time

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley


"A slightly different piece advice from me would to be to pay attention to the nights that you visit clubs to get the best response.

For example, I go to a regular interracial party in Manchester. It’s a popular night and predominantly white women/couples seeking black males. At each party there are invariably a few single white guys on their first ever club visit feeling very dejected that none of the women will give them the time of day. Not an ideal start. They haven’t done their research.

So I’d say research the type of event you’re going to and make sure it’ll suit you and is likely to have to kind of people there that you want to meet and who will want to meet you. It’ll start you off on the best foot. "

Maybe the white guys went for the black women?!. Oh let me see interracial nights are just for white women and black guys?!!!!!!!

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By *iss LovelyWoman
over a year ago

Here and There


"A slightly different piece advice from me would to be to pay attention to the nights that you visit clubs to get the best response.

For example, I go to a regular interracial party in Manchester. It’s a popular night and predominantly white women/couples seeking black males. At each party there are invariably a few single white guys on their first ever club visit feeling very dejected that none of the women will give them the time of day. Not an ideal start. They haven’t done their research.

So I’d say research the type of event you’re going to and make sure it’ll suit you and is likely to have to kind of people there that you want to meet and who will want to meet you. It’ll start you off on the best foot.

Maybe the white guys went for the black women?!. Oh let me see interracial nights are just for white women and black guys?!!!!!!!"

No that’s not what I said. They weren’t there for the black women, they hadn’t done their research so didn’t really understand what an interracial party was. So they were there at a club for the first time, were plucking up the courage to chat to single women and couples, but were getting knocked back because the people were approaching were there for the black men. It wasn’t a great experience for them.

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley


"A slightly different piece advice from me would to be to pay attention to the nights that you visit clubs to get the best response.

For example, I go to a regular interracial party in Manchester. It’s a popular night and predominantly white women/couples seeking black males. At each party there are invariably a few single white guys on their first ever club visit feeling very dejected that none of the women will give them the time of day. Not an ideal start. They haven’t done their research.

So I’d say research the type of event you’re going to and make sure it’ll suit you and is likely to have to kind of people there that you want to meet and who will want to meet you. It’ll start you off on the best foot.

Maybe the white guys went for the black women?!. Oh let me see interracial nights are just for white women and black guys?!!!!!!!

No that’s not what I said. They weren’t there for the black women, they hadn’t done their research so didn’t really understand what an interracial party was. So they were there at a club for the first time, were plucking up the courage to chat to single women and couples, but were getting knocked back because the people were approaching were there for the black men. It wasn’t a great experience for them.

"

You're probably right, as you don't get black women going on interracial nights

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By *iss LovelyWoman
over a year ago

Here and There


"A slightly different piece advice from me would to be to pay attention to the nights that you visit clubs to get the best response.

For example, I go to a regular interracial party in Manchester. It’s a popular night and predominantly white women/couples seeking black males. At each party there are invariably a few single white guys on their first ever club visit feeling very dejected that none of the women will give them the time of day. Not an ideal start. They haven’t done their research.

So I’d say research the type of event you’re going to and make sure it’ll suit you and is likely to have to kind of people there that you want to meet and who will want to meet you. It’ll start you off on the best foot.

Maybe the white guys went for the black women?!. Oh let me see interracial nights are just for white women and black guys?!!!!!!!

No that’s not what I said. They weren’t there for the black women, they hadn’t done their research so didn’t really understand what an interracial party was. So they were there at a club for the first time, were plucking up the courage to chat to single women and couples, but were getting knocked back because the people were approaching were there for the black men. It wasn’t a great experience for them.

You're probably right, as you don't get black women going on interracial nights "

I’d say there’s regularly 5-10 at the party I go to. But it it is mainly white women and black men.

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By *ebaucherous_duoCouple
over a year ago

Bristol/ Daventry

To add to some of the excellent advice so far;

Single guys - please, respect that the male partner exists and address him as well as the female partner.

Don’t just assume that the women are there for guys, or that their partner doesn’t please them.

Women aren’t there for you. They are there for themselves. Being a slut doesn’t mean I’ll fuck everyone and anyone. I choose who I fuck, and that may or may not be you. It’s my choice, and with a polite no thank you, that’s all I need to say. I don’t need to justify it.

Practice wanking with condoms on. If you’re not used to wearing condoms you’ll get used to the feel and be able to keep it up with them on. Theyfit.com is excellent. Get condoms that actually fit. It makes a world of difference! Skins are amazing too. If you’re very girthy Pasante goes up to 65mm nominal width.

Women- take an assortment of condoms with you. Pouches of lube and non-bacterial wet wipes. Some of the play rooms feel like the inside of a condom by the end of the night as people don’t clean up after themselves.

No is a complete sentence. If they can’t take it politely, then no is absolutely fine. You don’t have to play. Watching and learning is absolutely fine!

Newbies tend to enter into vanilla small talk mode - what do you do? Do you have kids? Don’t be offended if people change the conversation, they don’t want to be outed/found.

Most importantly of all. I hope that you have an amazing time!!

Xx K

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By *iss LovelyWoman
over a year ago

Here and There


"To add to some of the excellent advice so far;

Single guys - please, respect that the male partner exists and address him as well as the female partner.

Don’t just assume that the women are there for guys, or that their partner doesn’t please them.

Women aren’t there for you. They are there for themselves. Being a slut doesn’t mean I’ll fuck everyone and anyone. I choose who I fuck, and that may or may not be you. It’s my choice, and with a polite no thank you, that’s all I need to say. I don’t need to justify it.

Practice wanking with condoms on. If you’re not used to wearing condoms you’ll get used to the feel and be able to keep it up with them on. Theyfit.com is excellent. Get condoms that actually fit. It makes a world of difference! Skins are amazing too. If you’re very girthy Pasante goes up to 65mm nominal width.

Women- take an assortment of condoms with you. Pouches of lube and non-bacterial wet wipes. Some of the play rooms feel like the inside of a condom by the end of the night as people don’t clean up after themselves.

No is a complete sentence. If they can’t take it politely, then no is absolutely fine. You don’t have to play. Watching and learning is absolutely fine!

Newbies tend to enter into vanilla small talk mode - what do you do? Do you have kids? Don’t be offended if people change the conversation, they don’t want to be outed/found.

Most importantly of all. I hope that you have an amazing time!!

Xx K"

This is excellent advice

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By *WALKink OP   Couple
over a year ago

Eastbourne


"To add to some of the excellent advice so far;

Single guys - please, respect that the male partner exists and address him as well as the female partner.

Don’t just assume that the women are there for guys, or that their partner doesn’t please them.

Women aren’t there for you. They are there for themselves. Being a slut doesn’t mean I’ll fuck everyone and anyone. I choose who I fuck, and that may or may not be you. It’s my choice, and with a polite no thank you, that’s all I need to say. I don’t need to justify it.

Practice wanking with condoms on. If you’re not used to wearing condoms you’ll get used to the feel and be able to keep it up with them on. Theyfit.com is excellent. Get condoms that actually fit. It makes a world of difference! Skins are amazing too. If you’re very girthy Pasante goes up to 65mm nominal width.

Women- take an assortment of condoms with you. Pouches of lube and non-bacterial wet wipes. Some of the play rooms feel like the inside of a condom by the end of the night as people don’t clean up after themselves.

No is a complete sentence. If they can’t take it politely, then no is absolutely fine. You don’t have to play. Watching and learning is absolutely fine!

Newbies tend to enter into vanilla small talk mode - what do you do? Do you have kids? Don’t be offended if people change the conversation, they don’t want to be outed/found.

Most importantly of all. I hope that you have an amazing time!!

Xx K"

Brilliant advice...

So good as my partner was wondering about small talk and possibly missing flirting queues.

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By *WALKink OP   Couple
over a year ago

Eastbourne


"As for the arrival time we would get there early as it’s quite intimidating walking into a crowded club for the first time"

What a tip! Thanks for this, brilliant suggestion

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley


"To add to some of the excellent advice so far;

Single guys - please, respect that the male partner exists and address him as well as the female partner.

Don’t just assume that the women are there for guys, or that their partner doesn’t please them.

Women aren’t there for you. They are there for themselves. Being a slut doesn’t mean I’ll fuck everyone and anyone. I choose who I fuck, and that may or may not be you. It’s my choice, and with a polite no thank you, that’s all I need to say. I don’t need to justify it.

Practice wanking with condoms on. If you’re not used to wearing condoms you’ll get used to the feel and be able to keep it up with them on. Theyfit.com is excellent. Get condoms that actually fit. It makes a world of difference! Skins are amazing too. If you’re very girthy Pasante goes up to 65mm nominal width.

Women- take an assortment of condoms with you. Pouches of lube and non-bacterial wet wipes. Some of the play rooms feel like the inside of a condom by the end of the night as people don’t clean up after themselves.

No is a complete sentence. If they can’t take it politely, then no is absolutely fine. You don’t have to play. Watching and learning is absolutely fine!

Newbies tend to enter into vanilla small talk mode - what do you do? Do you have kids? Don’t be offended if people change the conversation, they don’t want to be outed/found.

Most importantly of all. I hope that you have an amazing time!!

Xx K

Brilliant advice...

So good as my partner was wondering about small talk and possibly missing flirting queues. "

I like the sound of a flirting queue!

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By *WALKink OP   Couple
over a year ago

Eastbourne


"To add to some of the excellent advice so far;

Single guys - please, respect that the male partner exists and address him as well as the female partner.

Don’t just assume that the women are there for guys, or that their partner doesn’t please them.

Women aren’t there for you. They are there for themselves. Being a slut doesn’t mean I’ll fuck everyone and anyone. I choose who I fuck, and that may or may not be you. It’s my choice, and with a polite no thank you, that’s all I need to say. I don’t need to justify it.

Practice wanking with condoms on. If you’re not used to wearing condoms you’ll get used to the feel and be able to keep it up with them on. Theyfit.com is excellent. Get condoms that actually fit. It makes a world of difference! Skins are amazing too. If you’re very girthy Pasante goes up to 65mm nominal width.

Women- take an assortment of condoms with you. Pouches of lube and non-bacterial wet wipes. Some of the play rooms feel like the inside of a condom by the end of the night as people don’t clean up after themselves.

No is a complete sentence. If they can’t take it politely, then no is absolutely fine. You don’t have to play. Watching and learning is absolutely fine!

Newbies tend to enter into vanilla small talk mode - what do you do? Do you have kids? Don’t be offended if people change the conversation, they don’t want to be outed/found.

Most importantly of all. I hope that you have an amazing time!!

Xx K

Brilliant advice...

So good as my partner was wondering about small talk and possibly missing flirting queues.

I like the sound of a flirting queue!

"

Hehe, "form an orderly line"

I meant cue, but sometimes I over grammar lol.

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By *ebaucherous_duoCouple
over a year ago

Bristol/ Daventry

With regard to flirting cues, I’m pretty explicit, if I want to play, I typically just say, would you like to find a room? Or we’re heading to find a room, would you like to join us? If we’re already playing I ask if people would like to join. It’s such a bacchanal that if they don’t it’s never taken as rejection, just as their choice. It’s easier for me. I’m a fan of clear communication and am quite literal. I tend to get the party started fairly quickly. I try not to spend too much time talking as the more that is said is more opportunity to flick the no switch, and we’re not looking to couple date.

But that’s just us though. Everyone is different.

Xx

K

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By *ebaucherous_duoCouple
over a year ago

Bristol/ Daventry

Appropriate first time conversion can be thing like, how are you finding it? Is this your first time here? Any tips or favourite spots? Funny anecdotes etc. I try to keep conversation Lifestyle/scene related to avoid “real life”, and don’t be afraid to discuss what you like/don’t like and who doesn’t love compliments.

I always try to wear something that is an easy icebreaker/opening point for people. Such as Interesting shoes/jewellery/underwear.

I hope this helps

Xx

K

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By *0coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cornwall

Interesting advice for us nervous newbies.

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By *orthridingMan
over a year ago

Knutsford

Absolutely brilliant advice for one,me, who would love to go to a club but haven't yet plucked up the courage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If someone is playing in an open area, that isn't a green light to join in. Wait until you are in invited and stand back at a respectful distance.

Don't walk straight up to people and just ask to fuck, they are not there as a piece of meat. Say hello, ask their name and chat a little before making a move.

If someone says no, that means no. Don't pursue them around the club, don't try to change their mind and be an adult, don't get pissed at someone for not feeling it.

Don't drink too much, men and women. It's not the right environment to lose self awareness or control.

Take all club visits as a night out, no expectations. A sex club is not guaranteed sex, if you have this mindset you will be disappointed.

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By *om and LisaCouple
over a year ago

gateshead

If someone is watching a stranger fuck the love of their life, possibly the parent of their children, it's probably not part of the fantasy to have a group of people stood just outside the door laughing and d*unkenly shouting on about Eastenders or the time you squirted all over the back of a taxi.

If you want a walk, there are fields and hills for miles in England.

Don't use the club to get your steps in.

If we politely decline upstairs, we're probably going to decline downstairs.

Once we go back upstairs again, and you've followed us, again, we're probably not going to be as polite in declining.

If I could change one thing, with regards to the norms of clubs, it would be the schedule.

Some of us need our beauty sleep.

Why don't we fuck as soon as we get there, then have a chill in the bar, then maybe fuck again later?

Why cram all of the fun into the last hour.

We went to a local club once and people only started getting down to things in the last 20mins.

Almost no one 'finished' and the staff had to come around to chuck us out.

We normally try to get things started early, but often we can only tempt the hornier guys.

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By *JohnMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"If I could change one thing, with regards to the norms of clubs, it would be the schedule.

Some of us need our beauty sleep."

I still maintain that the social time is important and enjoyble, but ... yeah. Even more when the club has hotel rooms, and people don't get started until after closing. A bit of balance is all I ask. Social time, then filthy time before my body completely shuts down and has to go to sleep.

I think it's changed since lockdown. I'm sure there used to be more and earlier play before then. It took a while for people to get back to playing at all. Or I'm just getting old.

"What do we want? Earlier orgies! When do we want them? Umm... earlier?"

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By *luffyrabitCouple
over a year ago

Catterick Garrison/ Stockton


"To add to some of the excellent advice so far;

Single guys - please, respect that the male partner exists and address him as well as the female partner.

Don’t just assume that the women are there for guys, or that their partner doesn’t please them.

Women aren’t there for you. They are there for themselves. Being a slut doesn’t mean I’ll fuck everyone and anyone. I choose who I fuck, and that may or may not be you. It’s my choice, and with a polite no thank you, that’s all I need to say. I don’t need to justify it.

Practice wanking with condoms on. If you’re not used to wearing condoms you’ll get used to the feel and be able to keep it up with them on. Theyfit.com is excellent. Get condoms that actually fit. It makes a world of difference! Skins are amazing too. If you’re very girthy Pasante goes up to 65mm nominal width.

Women- take an assortment of condoms with you. Pouches of lube and non-bacterial wet wipes. Some of the play rooms feel like the inside of a condom by the end of the night as people don’t clean up after themselves.

No is a complete sentence. If they can’t take it politely, then no is absolutely fine. You don’t have to play. Watching and learning is absolutely fine!

Newbies tend to enter into vanilla small talk mode - what do you do? Do you have kids? Don’t be offended if people change the conversation, they don’t want to be outed/found.

Most importantly of all. I hope that you have an amazing time!!

Xx K"

We love the first two points you made.

We are a predominantly bdsm couple .

We go to f to use the dungeon and satisfy rabits exhibitionist aspect of getting flogged.

Some single guys forget to talk to rabit

Really good advice

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By *iss LovelyWoman
over a year ago

Here and There


"If I could change one thing, with regards to the norms of clubs, it would be the schedule.

Some of us need our beauty sleep.

I still maintain that the social time is important and enjoyble, but ... yeah. Even more when the club has hotel rooms, and people don't get started until after closing. A bit of balance is all I ask. Social time, then filthy time before my body completely shuts down and has to go to sleep.

I think it's changed since lockdown. I'm sure there used to be more and earlier play before then. It took a while for people to get back to playing at all. Or I'm just getting old.

"What do we want? Earlier orgies! When do we want them? Umm... earlier?""

Sounds like the day time parties would suit you, maybe

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By *0coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cornwall

Re dress code for Spa environment, dress down clubs.

Should the male go more for a trouser/jacket style and then change?

For the lady, dress with sexy clothes and take of outerwear or change into sexy clothes (dress down) at the club?

Yes we are nervous newbies, planning our first visit. (Chameleons)

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By *iss DevilWoman
over a year ago

Bedford


"Re dress code for Spa environment, dress down clubs.

Should the male go more for a trouser/jacket style and then change?

For the lady, dress with sexy clothes and take of outerwear or change into sexy clothes (dress down) at the club?

Yes we are nervous newbies, planning our first visit. (Chameleons) "

It doesn't really matter what you're going to wear when you're getting through the door as not many people are going to see you. Ok, at Chams, it is a bit of a trek to get to couples changing rooms from the reception, and you have to go through the bar area, but not in Kestrels, for instance.

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By *ebaucherous_duoCouple
over a year ago

Bristol/ Daventry


"If someone is playing in an open area, that isn't a green light to join in. Wait until you are in invited and stand back at a respectful distance.

Don't walk straight up to people and just ask to fuck, they are not there as a piece of meat. Say hello, ask their name and chat a little before making a move.

If someone says no, that means no. Don't pursue them around the club, don't try to change their mind and be an adult, don't get pissed at someone for not feeling it.

Don't drink too much, men and women. It's not the right environment to lose self awareness or control.

Take all club visits as a night out, no expectations. A sex club is not guaranteed sex, if you have this mindset you will be disappointed."

Yes! Yes! Yes!!! All of this. Couldn’t agree more!!

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By *ebaucherous_duoCouple
over a year ago

Bristol/ Daventry


"To add to some of the excellent advice so far;

Single guys - please, respect that the male partner exists and address him as well as the female partner.

Don’t just assume that the women are there for guys, or that their partner doesn’t please them.

Women aren’t there for you. They are there for themselves. Being a slut doesn’t mean I’ll fuck everyone and anyone. I choose who I fuck, and that may or may not be you. It’s my choice, and with a polite no thank you, that’s all I need to say. I don’t need to justify it.

Practice wanking with condoms on. If you’re not used to wearing condoms you’ll get used to the feel and be able to keep it up with them on. Theyfit.com is excellent. Get condoms that actually fit. It makes a world of difference! Skins are amazing too. If you’re very girthy Pasante goes up to 65mm nominal width.

Women- take an assortment of condoms with you. Pouches of lube and non-bacterial wet wipes. Some of the play rooms feel like the inside of a condom by the end of the night as people don’t clean up after themselves.

No is a complete sentence. If they can’t take it politely, then no is absolutely fine. You don’t have to play. Watching and learning is absolutely fine!

Newbies tend to enter into vanilla small talk mode - what do you do? Do you have kids? Don’t be offended if people change the conversation, they don’t want to be outed/found.

Most importantly of all. I hope that you have an amazing time!!

Xx K

We love the first two points you made.

We are a predominantly bdsm couple .

We go to f to use the dungeon and satisfy rabits exhibitionist aspect of getting flogged.

Some single guys forget to talk to rabit

Really good advice

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Thank you. Love the profile. We had to emphasise that N is not at all a cuck (if anything, I am, I love it!). He is very much a D type and Top. Guys in clubs dismiss him because he’s slim, but quickly shy away when he unzips his trousers.

Penthouse Playrooms is excellent for both Kink and swing. Their dungeon is a good size annd the furniture isn’t too crowded, and there are a great number of rooms for exhibitionist play! Club O&I which takes place on a Sunday at Eureka in Kent is AMAZING (and near you if my geography is right). I can’t recommend it enough, particularly in the summer.

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By *luttyLaylaWoman
over a year ago

North West

I agree with above about making sure the event is the type you’re looking for. Nothing worse arriving to a bbw event and hating being called it lol.

Saying “no thank you”. Is perfectly polite enough. You don’t have to give a reason or make an excuse. If you need to repeat it, it’s what security and club staff are for- use them!

I’m ALWAYS an over the top lingerie girl. But you’ll figure out what you feel most comfortable in. Take options

Hot tubs = cum soup ha! People rarely shower before getting in haha.

Condoms, take plenty, don’t be scared to say what you want (I only give oral with condoms too). Check every guy is using them, don’t rely on them or people watching to check for you.

Single gal- Get the taxi number on the way into the club so you’re sorted for your way home if you’re not local. Xx

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By *WALKink OP   Couple
over a year ago

Eastbourne


"Appropriate first time conversion can be thing like, how are you finding it? Is this your first time here? Any tips or favourite spots? Funny anecdotes etc. I try to keep conversation Lifestyle/scene related to avoid “real life”, and don’t be afraid to discuss what you like/don’t like and who doesn’t love compliments.

I always try to wear something that is an easy icebreaker/opening point for people. Such as Interesting shoes/jewellery/underwear.

I hope this helps

Xx

K"

Both of your comments, brilliant! Thanks

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By *WALKink OP   Couple
over a year ago

Eastbourne


"If someone is watching a stranger fuck the love of their life, possibly the parent of their children, it's probably not part of the fantasy to have a group of people stood just outside the door laughing and d*unkenly shouting on about Eastenders or the time you squirted all over the back of a taxi.

If you want a walk, there are fields and hills for miles in England.

Don't use the club to get your steps in.

If we politely decline upstairs, we're probably going to decline downstairs.

Once we go back upstairs again, and you've followed us, again, we're probably not going to be as polite in declining.

If I could change one thing, with regards to the norms of clubs, it would be the schedule.

Some of us need our beauty sleep.

Why don't we fuck as soon as we get there, then have a chill in the bar, then maybe fuck again later?

Why cram all of the fun into the last hour.

We went to a local club once and people only started getting down to things in the last 20mins.

Almost no one 'finished' and the staff had to come around to chuck us out.

We normally try to get things started early, but often we can only tempt the hornier guys. "

Agreed, an early start will be in order for us

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By *WALKink OP   Couple
over a year ago

Eastbourne


"I agree with above about making sure the event is the type you’re looking for. Nothing worse arriving to a bbw event and hating being called it lol.

Saying “no thank you”. Is perfectly polite enough. You don’t have to give a reason or make an excuse. If you need to repeat it, it’s what security and club staff are for- use them!

I’m ALWAYS an over the top lingerie girl. But you’ll figure out what you feel most comfortable in. Take options

Hot tubs = cum soup ha! People rarely shower before getting in haha.

Condoms, take plenty, don’t be scared to say what you want (I only give oral with condoms too). Check every guy is using them, don’t rely on them or people watching to check for you.

Single gal- Get the taxi number on the way into the club so you’re sorted for your way home if you’re not local. Xx"

Interesting point on condoms, hadn't considered them for oral until L mentioned it the other day.

She's going for a modified t-shirt with her favourite slogan on. She's hoping it brings the right womanly attention lol

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

If you're going to a club for the first time then make sure you tell the staff, so you can be given a full tour, shown where everything is from loos to fire exits and also where to find and how to identify staff if needed. Bigger clubs often wear staff uniforms, smaller ones not so much and in case of need it's vital that you know who to seek out for assistance. Any club that doesn't show newbies round isn't worth going to and most may even introduce you to a couple of regulars.

And again I'd echo doing research on nights. Not just whether it's mixed or couple/female only, but specific themes. If a club has a website it'll generally be listed and you can also check the club and event forum on here, as many will run guest lists which can be useful to gauge attendance numbers and also to make proactive pre-event contact with people. If you're already chatting to people going it's easy to arrange a pre club social drink or just to meet them on site. Even if there's no interest in play between you it can help ease you in to a club night and also be useful for finding out which local hotels everyone uses.

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By *ebaucherous_duoCouple
over a year ago

Bristol/ Daventry

Great advice from Obi-Fox. As someone who DMs kink clubs, I welcome newbies and would much prefer to know that they are there, I can keep an eye on them and help them if needed, particularly if I know there’s known predators in the club/problematic people who haven’t done anything in our clubs to get banned.

Keep kink to dungeons/bespoke areas. Swing clubs don’t (typically) have the support in place to know where the line is with kink/abuse. It may well not fit with the nights, so echoing others with do your research. If it’s not a swing/kink crossover night, I suggest avoiding it.

Also, please, do tell us early if there is anyone concerning or acting off in the club. The earlier we know we can watch out for them, particularly in the thirsty hour when the closing time effect is in full flow. I prefer to play early and get out a couple of hours before the end to avoid it.

Xx

K

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By *WALKink OP   Couple
over a year ago

Eastbourne


"Great advice from Obi-Fox. As someone who DMs kink clubs, I welcome newbies and would much prefer to know that they are there, I can keep an eye on them and help them if needed, particularly if I know there’s known predators in the club/problematic people who haven’t done anything in our clubs to get banned.

Keep kink to dungeons/bespoke areas. Swing clubs don’t (typically) have the support in place to know where the line is with kink/abuse. It may well not fit with the nights, so echoing others with do your research. If it’s not a swing/kink crossover night, I suggest avoiding it.

Also, please, do tell us early if there is anyone concerning or acting off in the club. The earlier we know we can watch out for them, particularly in the thirsty hour when the closing time effect is in full flow. I prefer to play early and get out a couple of hours before the end to avoid it.

Xx

K"

Excellent advice again! You are killing ot on this thread.

Thank you!

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By *acyCariadWoman
over a year ago

East Sussex

Really great thread, so much good advice and stuff to think about here. It's really helpful as a first timer to be mentally prepared

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