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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What’s your pick for the best club in the world and why?

For us it was Fata Morgana. Amazing place, hot pool, tons of quiet play rooms, unlimited alcohol, underwear only!

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By *kyblue1878Couple
over a year ago

Southport

Good shout but for us Fun4Two pips it. Shame the UK clubs can't match up to the Dutch one's.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good shout but for us Fun4Two pips it. Shame the UK clubs can't match up to the Dutch one's."

What makes it the best?

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By *eordiesCouple
over a year ago

newcastle

Another vote for Fun4two, but Xtasia is a close second.

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

Fata Morgana for swinging.

Club Antichrist for BDSM, although there's a few in Germany which take fet to a whole different level

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By *avenTinaCouple
over a year ago

Southport

Glamour, cap d agde, been a few times the foam parties are superb

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By *hristeresa12Couple
over a year ago

Totnes

Got to be a toss-up between Donkey Dicks and the Little Yellow House

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By *parkyjayneCouple
over a year ago

midlands

"Glamour, cap d agde, been a few times the foam parties are superb "

Oh to be in the blazing sun at the foam party. Champagne guns. Great d.js. perfect.

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By *kyblue1878Couple
over a year ago

Southport

"Good shout but for us Fun4Two pips it. Shame the UK clubs can't match up to the Dutch one's.

What makes it the best? "

On a par with Fata Morgana for the entry/food/drinks but would say Fun4Two definitely has the better facilities from the spa to the tantric room and the themed playrooms. Also it's great to stay at the Van Der Valk hotel and only have a 5 minute taxi. The only downside of Fata is the distance from Amsterdam and the long/expensive taxi.

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By *tartingoutlondonCouple
over a year ago

London

Does fun4two have a dark room, glory holes or groping area? It is top of our list of places to visit when things normalise, but we do love Fata.

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By *kyblue1878Couple
over a year ago

Southport

"Does fun4two have a dark room, glory holes or groping area? It is top of our list of places to visit when things normalise, but we do love Fata."

They definitely have a large lofted dark room. I can't recall there being any glory holes but there's various pieces of equipment in the old Amsterdam themed rooms that plenty of touching goes on.

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By *tartingoutlondonCouple
over a year ago

London

Good to know, thank you! xx

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By *arc and KamaCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Another vote for Fun4two, but Xtasia is a close second. "

Where is Fun4Two ?

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

"Another vote for Fun4two, but Xtasia is a close second.

Where is Fun4Two ?"

The Netherlands

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By *eisurepleasureMan
over a year ago

belfast

Les Chandelles Paris

Oh la la

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By *nDnRnRCouple
over a year ago

Belfast, Dublin, London, Gran Canaria

We second Fata Morgana, amazing club has everything you could want.

Only negative is that it's an expensive weekend what with all the taxis, hotels and travelling, we would definitely like to go next time with another couple or two.

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By *on and louCouple
over a year ago

Silverstone

Fata morgana is a great club also club monique another one well worth a visit . Had some great times at both the Dutch certainly know to entertain. Any couples thinking of going please drop us a line

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By *ete le MeatMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire/ Notts

Mint Clubs. Although Penguins get my vote.

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By *ink flamingoWoman
over a year ago

essex

Crystal for me, North Italy

Amazing place we didn’t want to leave

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By *ndy92129212Man
over a year ago

costa blanca Spain

Green door Las Vegas no where even comes close

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Secret in PDI

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By *ans123Couple
over a year ago

manchester

Glamour, cap d agde France

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By *ncutgemMan
over a year ago

Bath ish

"Got to be a toss-up between Donkey Dicks and the Little Yellow House

Love the irony cumming from the owner of the best club ive been to bit like the barby and ken profile they set up ???? I miss the atmosphere so much only been three. Times and I doubt theyll remember me but I was the one who reccomended cap gag the time I took a sub and tiwd her in shibari xxXXxx John

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By *ark320Man
over a year ago

Cork

We've been to dozens of clubs all over the UK , Ireland and Europe...Le Glamour in Cap D'agde.... especially the foam parties by day is excellent...Burg Ibiza near Munich is also another excellent place to spend a Saturday relaxing in. Fata Morgana still tops our list. Warm, comfortable, safe, well equipped, nice food, drink etc. Women like it for these reasons, and are less inhibited as a result. A real multi national event, with sexy people from all over Europe congregating every weekend. We really like the dark room...a very horny place to explore deep inner fantasies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keeping an eye on this thread

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By *ap d agde coupleCouple
over a year ago

Broadstairs

Not a club but Foam party in Cap is second to none for touching sexy bodies on mass , Jaydees in U.K. is best especially for the couples room

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

To pick one club and say "best in the world" is pretty much impossible. Different people want different things so one persons favourite could be the next persons nightmare.

We've visited over 50 clubs in 5 countries and based on the standards and facilities these would be our recommendations.

For couples only Fun4two and Fata Morgana in Holland would take a lot of beating, of those we prefer Fun4two. Although not tried it ourselves yet we are hearing rave reviews about LIFE at Gescher just over the border into Germany. Again it is couples only so not everyone's cup of tea. We would also give Tempeloase just outside Berlin a nod as well. I suppose the foam parties at Cap must get a mention but have to say that we preferred the old venue.

For single guy friendly clubs we would say that Steinenhaus (Stonehouse) at Hattingen Germany is up there with the best as is Faro 8 at Marl (also Germnay) In Holland Kasteel Waterloo is also very good.

In Spain we like Jardin del Eden (Alicante) and Besos (Guardamar del Segura).

These days however we tend to prefer the smaller more basic clubs. They may not have all the themed rooms and big swimming pools but they can produce some memorable evenings. Sadly our favourite one closed recently but hopefully we will be able to find a replacement when normality returns.

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By *lubCouple555Couple
over a year ago

Stockport

We haven’t been to some of the other places listed, but strong recommendations for Les Chandelles in Paris, Absolu Forever in southern France and Acanthus in Belgium x

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By *orthwestcouple91Couple
over a year ago

preston

We would love to visit Fata Morgana this year, would live to know a little more about this place, is it full of single men?? Looking for attractive couples and a great night xx

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By *kyblue1878Couple
over a year ago

Southport

"We would love to visit Fata Morgana this year, would live to know a little more about this place, is it full of single men?? Looking for attractive couples and a great night xx"

It's couples only

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim

Has to be townhouse for me I’ve always felt welcome there no matter the event. All the staff are so friendly.

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By *extasy19Couple
over a year ago

Northampton

Has to be Ace of Hearts now called The Velvet Rope in Portland OR.

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

The best club I have been to is funtimes, in hackney. the owner jenny is very nice and the rooms are comfy. I had some really good times there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *onelockMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I would vote for Club Jacuzzi in Gdansk poland! So amazing.

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By *aleforfun22Man
over a year ago

Lancashire

Infusions in blackpool brilliant set up lovely staff everyone of them real friendly and welcoming.

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By *irldnCouple
over a year ago

Brighton

Oops in Barcelona was great when we went (a while back)

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By *iberatedPairCouple
over a year ago

Suffolk

"We've been to dozens of clubs all over the UK , Ireland and Europe...Le Glamour in Cap D'agde.... especially the foam parties by day is excellent...Burg Ibiza near Munich is also another excellent place to spend a Saturday relaxing in. Fata Morgana still tops our list. Warm, comfortable, safe, well equipped, nice food, drink etc. Women like it for these reasons, and are less inhibited as a result. A real multi national event, with sexy people from all over Europe congregating every weekend. We really like the dark room...a very horny place to explore deep inner fantasies. "

We??

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By *ZnaturistCouple
over a year ago

London

What, no votes for Rio’s, our very own institution?? Haha

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By *essica trueTV/TS
over a year ago

blackpool

Got to be infusion in Blackpool

Has everything and is clean friendly place x lovely people and pleasure to visit there

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By *nDnRnRCouple
over a year ago

Belfast, Dublin, London, Gran Canaria

Infusions was definitely the best thing about Blackpool. Very well kitted out and friendly staff.

Fun & Joy near Frankfurt was amazing, it's a swinger hotel and spa resort in the German countryside. Amazing place

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

" Infusions was definitely the best thing about Blackpool. Very well kitted out and friendly staff.

Fun & Joy near Frankfurt was amazing, it's a swinger hotel and spa resort in the German countryside. Amazing place

Yes Fun and Joy was very good. We spent a whole weekend there a few years ago.

Sadly now closed.

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By *nDnRnRCouple
over a year ago

Belfast, Dublin, London, Gran Canaria

" Infusions was definitely the best thing about Blackpool. Very well kitted out and friendly staff.

Fun & Joy near Frankfurt was amazing, it's a swinger hotel and spa resort in the German countryside. Amazing place

Yes Fun and Joy was very good. We spent a whole weekend there a few years ago.

Sadly now closed."

Closed, what is that permanent or just for this covid thing??

We've been three times ourselves and only stopped going when Ryanair stopped running flights from Dublin to Hahn airport over a year ago.

Great place, lovely staff and owners. Wish them well.

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

" Infusions was definitely the best thing about Blackpool. Very well kitted out and friendly staff.

Fun & Joy near Frankfurt was amazing, it's a swinger hotel and spa resort in the German countryside. Amazing place

Yes Fun and Joy was very good. We spent a whole weekend there a few years ago.

Sadly now closed.

Closed, what is that permanent or just for this covid thing??

We've been three times ourselves and only stopped going when Ryanair stopped running flights from Dublin to Hahn airport over a year ago.

Great place, lovely staff and owners. Wish them well."

Closed permanently.

Apparently going back to just being a country hotel.

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By *ark320Man
over a year ago

Cork

" Infusions was definitely the best thing about Blackpool. Very well kitted out and friendly staff.

Fun & Joy near Frankfurt was amazing, it's a swinger hotel and spa resort in the German countryside. Amazing place

Yes Fun and Joy was very good. We spent a whole weekend there a few years ago.

Sadly now closed.

Closed, what is that permanent or just for this covid thing??

We've been three times ourselves and only stopped going when Ryanair stopped running flights from Dublin to Hahn airport over a year ago.

Great place, lovely staff and owners. Wish them well.

Closed permanently.

Apparently going back to just being a country hotel.

Sad to hear it has closed. We spent a long weekend there a few years back, and really enjoyed it. It's proximity to Hahn Airport was very convenient

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We really enjoyed Paradise Club in Amsterdam, found Fata a little cliquey Also Same Place is good.

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By *ikeKateCouple
over a year ago

Rochestown

Paradise was were we shed our virgin swinger title??

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By *indfeedfuckCouple
over a year ago

Harlow

Hedonism 2 in Jamaica for us. Everything about it was so well done.

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By *ig BapsWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

"I would vote for Club Jacuzzi in Gdansk poland! So amazing.

Had booked to go then COVID grrrr

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By *ig BapsWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

Club F fan and Club SX

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By *ral_isthenewblackMan
over a year ago

london

"Got to be a toss-up between Donkey Dicks and the Little Yellow House

Omgg that is funny as i have attended both once and still asking my self the same question.. wtfff

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By *olandCouple
over a year ago

Portlaoise

Do you have practice or visiting for swinging holidays house or similar in the Europa ? Thanks for advance.

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By *ncutgemMan
over a year ago

Bath ish

"What, no votes for Rio’s, our very own institution?? Haha "

Certain types using it as a wash house soaping down in the sauna Gross and unaceptable no bath at home I guess

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By *nDnRnRCouple
over a year ago

Belfast, Dublin, London, Gran Canaria

" Infusions was definitely the best thing about Blackpool. Very well kitted out and friendly staff.

Fun & Joy near Frankfurt was amazing, it's a swinger hotel and spa resort in the German countryside. Amazing place

Yes Fun and Joy was very good. We spent a whole weekend there a few years ago.

Sadly now closed.

Closed, what is that permanent or just for this covid thing??

We've been three times ourselves and only stopped going when Ryanair stopped running flights from Dublin to Hahn airport over a year ago.

Great place, lovely staff and owners. Wish them well.

Closed permanently.

Apparently going back to just being a country hotel.

Aww that too bad, I reckon it was for family reasons as the owner has a young family.

Hopefully he will turn it back into a swinger hotel in a few years time. If so we are so there!!

Can anyone recommend a swinger hotel and spa like Fun & Joy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any British legion selling Carling at £3 a pint

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By *rientspiceCouple
over a year ago

Sanderstead

Glamour, Cap d'Agde. Our utopia: high-end, luxury dance club full of sexy people during the August peak. Similar to dance clubs where the hip and celebrities go, except people are fucking around by 1am. Open until sunrise, so 3 playmates a night is the average.

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By *irtylittletramp100TV/TS
over a year ago

Notts

There used to be a large villa outside agde, had to enter through huge iron gates, guards either side, indoor and outdoor dance floors and sex areas everywhere, sex shows often on, woods with fairy lights paths and orgy areas, foam parties before anyone had even heard of them, the place got an international crowd and it fucking rocked...

Only open in summer months mind.

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

" Infusions was definitely the best thing about Blackpool. Very well kitted out and friendly staff.

Fun & Joy near Frankfurt was amazing, it's a swinger hotel and spa resort in the German countryside. Amazing place

Yes Fun and Joy was very good. We spent a whole weekend there a few years ago.

Sadly now closed.

Closed, what is that permanent or just for this covid thing??

We've been three times ourselves and only stopped going when Ryanair stopped running flights from Dublin to Hahn airport over a year ago.

Great place, lovely staff and owners. Wish them well.

Closed permanently.

Apparently going back to just being a country hotel.

Aww that too bad, I reckon it was for family reasons as the owner has a young family.

Hopefully he will turn it back into a swinger hotel in a few years time. If so we are so there!!

Can anyone recommend a swinger hotel and spa like Fun & Joy?"

I suppose it could have been for family reasons.

We only went once for a weekend but the place wasn't that busy. Could be that they were just not doing any good.

We really liked the place but it was quite remote and could have done with a few more people.

We don't know of any others like it in Germany.

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By *tasiaCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

"There used to be a large villa outside agde, had to enter through huge iron gates, guards either side, indoor and outdoor dance floors and sex areas everywhere, sex shows often on, woods with fairy lights paths and orgy areas, foam parties before anyone had even heard of them, the place got an international crowd and it fucking rocked...

Only open in summer months mind."

That is our name sake, lol, L'e_tasia and agree, along with Fun4Two one of the best clubs we've ever visited....but may years ago now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For us Fun4two is without the bst club we have visited. First visit in 1999!! We met the man who designed some of the fixtures while in Cap. In fact he is the brother of the long serving doorman (now retired).

Reasons:

Service

Quality

Price

Clientele

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By *mg 321Man
over a year ago

Blackpool

Club SX (now club play) in blackpool is amazing. Hottub, sauna, loads of different rooms and even a stage. Really friendly too.

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By *kyblue1878Couple
over a year ago

Southport

For those mentioning UK clubs, you clearly haven't visited any European clubs. Firstly, not one UK club can come anywhere close to the quality of Fun4Two. The whole luxury and ambiance together with clientele simply cannot be matched. When it is safe to travel again some people really need to broaden their horizons.

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By *irtylittletramp100TV/TS
over a year ago

Notts

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By *irtylittletramp100TV/TS
over a year ago

Notts

Only open in summer months mind.

That is our name sake, lol, L'e_tasia and agree, along with Fun4Two one of the best clubs we've ever visited....but may years ago now! "

Yes thats right and it was decades ago when it was still daring to go to clubs, they were places full of intrigue and sexual adventures. We might have fucked because I wasn't wearing dresses then lol

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By *rientspiceCouple
over a year ago

Sanderstead

Fun4two is the 2nd best for us(Glamour 1st), but we can concede it has better facilities ... including a nice meal. It's just we love the dance club aura of Glamour, and the crowd is something else during Aug peak (last week of July to 2nd week Aug).

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By *avenvalCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

We have had some fun filled Sunday afternoons at Same Place in Amsterdam but our favourite club by far is 2X2 in Playa del Ingles Gran Canaria people on holiday in the sun seem to loose all inhibitions.

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By *olandCouple
over a year ago

Portlaoise

Any body in Crete Chania area on May between 06 - 11 ?

For a cup of coffee, or maybe more fun ???

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

Those to clubs outside Amsterdam are on my list.

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By *ostosaCouple
over a year ago

North of England

We need to do our research on all these clubs. I can feel an overseas trip coming on!

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By *ibertinecouple22Couple
over a year ago

york

Fata Morgana is open again, planning a visit in a few weeks

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

"We need to do our research on all these clubs. I can feel an overseas trip coming on!

The Dutch clubs are very good but it's well worth checking out some of the German ones.

For anyone driving to Holland it's only a short drive over the border to clubs like "Life" at Gescher, "Faro 8" at Marl or "Steinenhaus" at Hattingen.

All three are in the same league as FF2 or Fata.

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By *imdm101Man
over a year ago

Galway

What's the best club for single men?

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