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"if i was to go to a club as a single guy which approach works best for you? from what ive seen there are the ones who move in very close and show you their wanking skills.or does the stand back approach and try and make conversation or ask if its ok to watch and hope to be invited. which camp do you follow and which gives the best results?" i find that i find that being friendly and having conversation with people it usually leads to something more very fast not really one for standing there just wanking would rather be doing | |||
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"if i was to go to a club as a single guy which approach works best for you? from what ive seen there are the ones who move in very close and show you their wanking skills.or does the stand back approach and try and make conversation or ask if its ok to watch and hope to be invited. which camp do you follow and which gives the best results?" i give the same advice to everyone... Just.... be ....yourself.... go... chat.... no expectations.... you can be the person who chats and gets to know people a little, have a laugh and without any expectations.. or you can be the person who doesn't say boo to a goose, wonders round like a lost sheep in a towel and jangle your keys anytime someone gets close to playing... I know which is likely to get you noticed in a positive way.... | |||
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"As a single woman I would say make conversation. Don't stand back and wank whilst looking at me, makes me want to slap your wrists for being a naughty boy lol. " would be very hard not to wank over you tho hehe | |||
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"As a single woman I would say make conversation. Don't stand back and wank whilst looking at me, makes me want to slap your wrists for being a naughty boy lol. would be very hard not to wank over you tho hehe " Haha thank you very much. Must say it can be irritating being wanted over in the main club, but in a private room is another matter!!! | |||
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"As a single woman I would say make conversation. Don't stand back and wank whilst looking at me, makes me want to slap your wrists for being a naughty boy lol. would be very hard not to wank over you tho hehe Haha thank you very much. Must say it can be irritating being wanted over in the main club, but in a private room is another matter!!! " the men who stand wanking have nver had any fun with us,the one who was polite,got his rewards | |||
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"if i was to go to a club as a single guy which approach works best for you? from what ive seen there are the ones who move in very close and show you their wanking skills.or does the stand back approach and try and make conversation or ask if its ok to watch and hope to be invited. which camp do you follow and which gives the best results?" Good pick-up lines for a club are: "Do as I say and you won't get hurt" and "This isn't a toy gun, bitch!" If all else fails you could try either chloroform or a stun-gun, if the above works you might also consider constructing a hidden cellar if you are planning on a longer-term relationship. | |||
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"Brilliant You've got this all wrong though. If you stand really close, really, really close to the woman and keep your hand under your towel she'll never notice. And remember, if she walks away that means she's keen and wants you to follow. " And when she tells you politely to bog off.... oh she really wants you then!!! $-- | |||
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"cock out, beat yourself a semi, take a run up, jump in shouting "Jeronimo".. and hope you land in a woman... Works every time, 60% of the time..." PMSL! Now I know where I was going wrong for all those years!!!!!! (Picks himself up off floor.......) | |||
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"if i was to go to a club as a single guy which approach works best for you? from what ive seen there are the ones who move in very close and show you their wanking skills.or does the stand back approach and try and make conversation or ask if its ok to watch and hope to be invited. which camp do you follow and which gives the best results? Good pick-up lines for a club are: "Do as I say and you won't get hurt" and "This isn't a toy gun, bitch!" If all else fails you could try either chloroform or a stun-gun, if the above works you might also consider constructing a hidden cellar if you are planning on a longer-term relationship. " Good advice, but have you seen the cost of emigrating to Austria????? | |||
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"cock out, beat yourself a semi, take a run up, jump in shouting "Jeronimo".. and hope you land in a woman... Works every time, 60% of the time... PMSL! Now I know where I was going wrong for all those years!!!!!! (Picks himself up off floor.......) " Me too, unfortunately for me she always rolls over as I'm in mid flight and I end up bouncing off a big fella.... | |||
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"cock out, beat yourself a semi, take a run up, jump in shouting "Jeronimo".. and hope you land in a woman... Works every time, 60% of the time... PMSL! Now I know where I was going wrong for all those years!!!!!! (Picks himself up off floor.......) Me too, unfortunately for me she always rolls over as I'm in mid flight and I end up bouncing off a big fella...." Ah, you know you love it - go on, admit it!!!! | |||
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