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By *rCreeed OP   Man
over a year ago

leeds

Hi

So I driving behind a convoy of police minding my own business, until the police pulled into pandora so being nosey I thought let’s see what’s going on lol, they ran into pandora shouting police and that’s all I seen before I got told to move on, does anyone know what actually happened?

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

They released a covid19 charm and the police weren't happy as it wasn't shown wearing a mask

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By *lack UhuruMan
over a year ago

Leeds/London


"Hi

So I driving behind a convoy of police minding my own business, until the police pulled into pandora so being nosey I thought let’s see what’s going on lol, they ran into pandora shouting police and that’s all I seen before I got told to move on, does anyone know what actually happened? "

I was there and they didn't come running in shouting Police lol.

They walked in and asked to have a look around. I suppose it was to check whether they were following the rules like they do with the pubs in the city centre.

No dramas sorry.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi

So I driving behind a convoy of police minding my own business, until the police pulled into pandora so being nosey I thought let’s see what’s going on lol, they ran into pandora shouting police and that’s all I seen before I got told to move on, does anyone know what actually happened? "

Do you own a competing club by any chance?

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By *ob rodMan
over a year ago

lancaster

They were having a perv It’s normally the council who do checks

Police do pubs due to the element of alcohol and pissed people

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

And there was me wondering why they were running into a jewellers

Jo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And there was me wondering why they were running into a jewellers

Jo "

I thought exa toy the same!!! . Wondered if they were checking to see if a "dodgy" charm had been put on sale!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Exactly, bloody auto correct!

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By *nigmatic_AngelWoman
over a year ago

The place where fairies live


"And there was me wondering why they were running into a jewellers

Jo "

Me too!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And there was me wondering why they were running into a jewellers

Jo

Me too!!! "

********************************

And myself as well, I h*te to admit......!!

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By *aughtyfuncouple69Couple
over a year ago

Near Wrexham/Shrewsbury

They were just doing a routine check

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"They were just doing a routine check "

Come on, sensationalise it up a bit coz that sounds a bit boring.

I'll carry on for the OP,

They shouted POLICE and burst through the door.

With camera crew in tow and some FIIIINE looking female officers carrying pre-lubed truncheons they decended upon the jacuzzi where they ordered all of the women out to face the wall, arms above their heads and legs spread......

The female officers in their oh so tight uniform began to frisk the lined up women.... ya know, just in case they were concealing anything amidst all their nakedness.....

"Officer, could you pass me a set of cuffs" said a female frisker to her male colleague "I think this one may be trouble".....

Yeah...... that's much better

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon


"They were just doing a routine check

Come on, sensationalise it up a bit coz that sounds a bit boring.

I'll carry on for the OP,

They shouted POLICE and burst through the door.

With camera crew in tow and some FIIIINE looking female officers carrying pre-lubed truncheons they decended upon the jacuzzi where they ordered all of the women out to face the wall, arms above their heads and legs spread......

The female officers in their oh so tight uniform began to frisk the lined up women.... ya know, just in case they were concealing anything amidst all their nakedness.....

"Officer, could you pass me a set of cuffs" said a female frisker to her male colleague "I think this one may be trouble".....

Yeah...... that's much better

"

Brilliant!

“Anything you say will be taken down “.

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby


"They were just doing a routine check

Come on, sensationalise it up a bit coz that sounds a bit boring.

I'll carry on for the OP,

They shouted POLICE and burst through the door.

With camera crew in tow and some FIIIINE looking female officers carrying pre-lubed truncheons they decended upon the jacuzzi where they ordered all of the women out to face the wall, arms above their heads and legs spread......

The female officers in their oh so tight uniform began to frisk the lined up women.... ya know, just in case they were concealing anything amidst all their nakedness.....

"Officer, could you pass me a set of cuffs" said a female frisker to her male colleague "I think this one may be trouble".....

Yeah...... that's much better

"

Then what happened?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"They were just doing a routine check

Come on, sensationalise it up a bit coz that sounds a bit boring.

I'll carry on for the OP,

They shouted POLICE and burst through the door.

With camera crew in tow and some FIIIINE looking female officers carrying pre-lubed truncheons they decended upon the jacuzzi where they ordered all of the women out to face the wall, arms above their heads and legs spread......

The female officers in their oh so tight uniform began to frisk the lined up women.... ya know, just in case they were concealing anything amidst all their nakedness.....

"Officer, could you pass me a set of cuffs" said a female frisker to her male colleague "I think this one may be trouble".....

Yeah...... that's much better

Then what happened? "

You have to buy the top shelf DVD to find out!

It's called "The secret's out"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And there was me wondering why they were running into a jewellers

Jo "

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By *wosWoman
over a year ago

east london

They must be keeping a watch on here ..sure I was reading a post...then it vanished

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich


"

“Anything you say will be taken down “."

Knickers

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By *hemanfromLeedsMan
over a year ago

Kirkstall in Leeds

Why did you put this in the lounge and not in the swingers club forum?

So you were driving behind a convoy of police vans. There were only two vans, and the police did not run in or shout anything, they asked if they could take a look around, I know what was said as I was the one who showed them around.

I think you should stop watching Starskey and Hutch and stop trying to win the Nobel prize for fake news.

Plaese remember a lie can go around the world three times while truth is still putting on its boots.

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By *uietlykinkymeWoman
over a year ago

kinky land


"

“Anything you say will be taken down “.

Knickers "

That's the bigger headline

'People in a swingers club were wearing knickers'

Or if you rather.

'People in a jewellery store were wearing knickers'

It's fun when the fire inspection team, council or police turn up. You can see some of them are dying to ask inappropriate questions about equipment

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By *ankie303Woman
over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset


"Why did you put this in the lounge and not in the swingers club forum?

So you were driving behind a convoy of police vans. There were only two vans, and the police did not run in or shout anything, they asked if they could take a look around, I know what was said as I was the one who showed them around.

I think you should stop watching Starskey and Hutch and stop trying to win the Nobel prize for fake news.

Plaese remember a lie can go around the world three times while truth is still putting on its boots. "

Princess peach version is better

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

In the immortal words of Spike ... I knew a girl called Pandora once , never got to see her box though.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

They were selling fake skamdora charms

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chez/Sheff


"

“Anything you say will be taken down “.

Knickers "

I came here to suggest this

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"They were just doing a routine check

Come on, sensationalise it up a bit coz that sounds a bit boring.

I'll carry on for the OP,

They shouted POLICE and burst through the door.

With camera crew in tow and some FIIIINE looking female officers carrying pre-lubed truncheons they decended upon the jacuzzi where they ordered all of the women out to face the wall, arms above their heads and legs spread......

The female officers in their oh so tight uniform began to frisk the lined up women.... ya know, just in case they were concealing anything amidst all their nakedness.....

"Officer, could you pass me a set of cuffs" said a female frisker to her male colleague "I think this one may be trouble".....

Yeah...... that's much better

"

So much better

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Lucky they didn’t ‘smash the back door in’.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not unusual for police to turn up to any establishment during this time to check that everyone is being compliant. To be fair it's more worrying if they don't turn up at all. Safety is paramount even though we all want to get back to orgy normality

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By *etamourMan
over a year ago

York

Whaaaaaatttt....I didn't even realise pandoras was open during this whole COVID shananigans. So i've been sat home swinging my floggers at an empty space for the past 5 months for no reason at all!! Defo need to get back down there in the coming weeks

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By *nooshWoman
over a year ago

leeds


"Why did you put this in the lounge and not in the swingers club forum?

So you were driving behind a convoy of police vans. There were only two vans, and the police did not run in or shout anything, they asked if they could take a look around, I know what was said as I was the one who showed them around.

I think you should stop watching Starskey and Hutch and stop trying to win the Nobel prize for fake news.

Plaese remember a lie can go around the world three times while truth is still putting on its boots. "

Well said Geoff x

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By *entralscotscpl7Couple
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Hi

So I driving behind a convoy of police minding my own business, until the police pulled into pandora so being nosey I thought let’s see what’s going on lol, they ran into pandora shouting police and that’s all I seen before I got told to move on, does anyone know what actually happened?

I was there and they didn't come running in shouting Police lol.

They walked in and asked to have a look around. I suppose it was to check whether they were following the rules like they do with the pubs in the city centre.

No dramas sorry."

Lol myth busted

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By *elly72Woman
over a year ago

glasgow


"They were just doing a routine check

Come on, sensationalise it up a bit coz that sounds a bit boring.

I'll carry on for the OP,

They shouted POLICE and burst through the door.

With camera crew in tow and some FIIIINE looking female officers carrying pre-lubed truncheons they decended upon the jacuzzi where they ordered all of the women out to face the wall, arms above their heads and legs spread......

The female officers in their oh so tight uniform began to frisk the lined up women.... ya know, just in case they were concealing anything amidst all their nakedness.....

"Officer, could you pass me a set of cuffs" said a female frisker to her male colleague "I think this one may be trouble".....

Yeah...... that's much better

"

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By *weetnjuicycoupleCouple
over a year ago

nottingham

They burst in and said “spread em “

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By *s Fussy BiatchWoman
over a year ago

.


"They were just doing a routine check

Come on, sensationalise it up a bit coz that sounds a bit boring.

I'll carry on for the OP,

They shouted POLICE and burst through the door.

With camera crew in tow and some FIIIINE looking female officers carrying pre-lubed truncheons they decended upon the jacuzzi where they ordered all of the women out to face the wall, arms above their heads and legs spread......

The female officers in their oh so tight uniform began to frisk the lined up women.... ya know, just in case they were concealing anything amidst all their nakedness.....

"Officer, could you pass me a set of cuffs" said a female frisker to her male colleague "I think this one may be trouble".....

Yeah...... that's much better

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why did you put this in the lounge and not in the swingers club forum?

So you were driving behind a convoy of police vans. There were only two vans, and the police did not run in or shout anything, they asked if they could take a look around, I know what was said as I was the one who showed them around.

I think you should stop watching Starskey and Hutch and stop trying to win the Nobel prize for fake news.

Plaese remember a lie can go around the world three times while truth is still putting on its boots. "

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By *eachy123Woman
over a year ago

Rochdale/Manchester/Blackpool and were ever the mood takes me


"They were just doing a routine check

Come on, sensationalise it up a bit coz that sounds a bit boring.

I'll carry on for the OP,

They shouted POLICE and burst through the door.

With camera crew in tow and some FIIIINE looking female officers carrying pre-lubed truncheons they decended upon the jacuzzi where they ordered all of the women out to face the wall, arms above their heads and legs spread......

The female officers in their oh so tight uniform began to frisk the lined up women.... ya know, just in case they were concealing anything amidst all their nakedness.....

"Officer, could you pass me a set of cuffs" said a female frisker to her male colleague "I think this one may be trouble".....

Yeah...... that's much better

"

You have the best comment I have seen for a while

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By *irty desireWoman
over a year ago

newcatle


"Hi

So I driving behind a convoy of police minding my own business, until the police pulled into pandora so being nosey I thought let’s see what’s going on lol, they ran into pandora shouting police and that’s all I seen before I got told to move on, does anyone know what actually happened? "

Bet you feel like a right pleb now

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By *ustyCouple
over a year ago

peterborough


"They were just doing a routine check

Come on, sensationalise it up a bit coz that sounds a bit boring.

I'll carry on for the OP,

They shouted POLICE and burst through the door.

With camera crew in tow and some FIIIINE looking female officers carrying pre-lubed truncheons they decended upon the jacuzzi where they ordered all of the women out to face the wall, arms above their heads and legs spread......

The female officers in their oh so tight uniform began to frisk the lined up women.... ya know, just in case they were concealing anything amidst all their nakedness.....

"Officer, could you pass me a set of cuffs" said a female frisker to her male colleague "I think this one may be trouble".....

Yeah...... that's much better

"
. Fantastic!

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By *ettyboop61Woman
over a year ago

St Neots

Omg this had me in stitches of laughter....I love pandora the jewellers I mean lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Interesting to note the op hasnt been back on here to support his fictional fantasy story..

Love it when fake nooz gets swiftly shot down

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed


"Interesting to note the op hasnt been back on here to support his fictional fantasy story..

Love it when fake nooz gets swiftly shot down "

Maybe he's been taking lessons from Trump

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Did the male cops get completely checked out in all orifices by those women in their tight fitting pvc uniforms, once all the punters had been banged up in the vans? Could they even walk properly afterwards? How much police injury recovery time is caused by heavy handed police women who struggle to walk in regulation 12" stilettos carrying heavy backdoor busting dildos?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet any guys with a hard on soon lost it

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I think I have seen this one...

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By *ookinkMan
over a year ago

Skegness

Police can`t enter a swinger club without a warrant unless venue has premises licence. or there a active crime that been reported.

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By *ookinkMan
over a year ago

Skegness

[Removed by poster at 30/10/20 01:44:35]

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By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago

The South


"Police can`t enter a swinger club without a warrant unless venue has premises licence. or there a active crime that been reported."

If I ever need legal support in court I'll not be calling on your services.

E

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!


"Police can`t enter a swinger club without a warrant unless venue has premises licence. or there a active crime that been reported."

Covid rules probably override this.

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!


"Police can`t enter a swinger club without a warrant unless venue has premises licence. or there a active crime that been reported.

Covid rules probably override this."

And they could have been "invited" in by the proprietor.

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool


"Police can`t enter a swinger club without a warrant unless venue has premises licence. or there a active crime that been reported."

They can request entry without a warrant but they cannot search. They can ask questions but they cannot ask to see proof to back up your answers. For instance, they can ask how many people are in the venue, but you can refuse to show them your reception guestlist without a warrant as it's sensitive information. If a venue is operating legally, then there is no reason to decline them entry as clubs usually have a good working relationship with the local constabulary. They are just doing their job afterall. If you have something to hide, then that's your shit to sort out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Police can`t enter a swinger club without a warrant unless venue has premises licence. or there a active crime that been reported.

They can request entry without a warrant but they cannot search. They can ask questions but they cannot ask to see proof to back up your answers. For instance, they can ask how many people are in the venue, but you can refuse to show them your reception guestlist without a warrant as it's sensitive information. If a venue is operating legally, then there is no reason to decline them entry as clubs usually have a good working relationship with the local constabulary. They are just doing their job afterall. If you have something to hide, then that's your shit to sort out"

Do u ever tire of the drivel people post about their ‘knowledge’ of operating/owning a swingers club ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They were just doing a routine check

Come on, sensationalise it up a bit coz that sounds a bit boring.

I'll carry on for the OP,

They shouted POLICE and burst through the door.

With camera crew in tow and some FIIIINE looking female officers carrying pre-lubed truncheons they decended upon the jacuzzi where they ordered all of the women out to face the wall, arms above their heads and legs spread......

The female officers in their oh so tight uniform began to frisk the lined up women.... ya know, just in case they were concealing anything amidst all their nakedness.....

"Officer, could you pass me a set of cuffs" said a female frisker to her male colleague "I think this one may be trouble".....

Yeah...... that's much better

Brilliant!

“Anything you say will be taken down “."
ah knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just to clarify all the speculation regarding our visit by the boys in blue.

It was just before 10pm on Saturday 17th when 2 police officers came in. They had decided to call in as there was a number of people outside waiting for taxis which drew their attention as they had been driving past.

They were invited to look around and after clarifying how many were in the club as well as checking social distancing was being adhered to they quickly left as the club was all but empty. They returned at an earlier time the following night but were happy that we were doing everything we could to conform to the latest rules.

The fact that we were allowed to continue opening tells you everything you need to know.

Very sorry to everyone who had the Starsky & Hutch theme tune playing in their head whilst reading the original post. NOTHING TO SEE HERE

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