FabSwingers.com forum: Canada thread Social!!

By *rLucky777 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

This will be the event of the century you sexy Canadian beauties!

The whole of Canada thread is invited! Checked shirts optional. Details to follow!

Put your name down quick before the guest list fills up!

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By *rLucky777 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Whoa calm down with all the replies you sexy Canadian buggers!

Guest list confirmed.

Shinypants77

Maybe list.

Brown Bear

Maple Syrup

This is going to be mental!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in!

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By *rLucky777 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"I'm in!"

Added

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By *rLucky777 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Right folks! Due to overwhelming response I’d thought it would time to update the guest list.

Please let me know if I’ve missed you off the list. Due to the whole of Canada thread being invited it’s important to remember your number!

Guest list:

001: Shinypants77

007: Erect-Jim

Reserve list:

R001: Donald Trump69

This is going to be the event of the century! The theme is lumberjack shirts and there will be pancakes and maple syrup!!

Detail to follow! Stay tuned!

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Is the date confirmed yet? I will need to book a moose sitter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m there presently so can stalk up on some nibbles... maple cookies?

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By *rLucky777 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"Is the date confirmed yet? I will need to book a moose sitter. "

Date to be confirmed. Moose’s are more than welcome so bring her along too!

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By *rLucky777 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"I’m there presently so can stalk up on some nibbles... maple cookies?"

Get stalking. Also let Canada know about the social!

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Moose’s are more than welcome so bring her along too! "

I'm worried she will be more popular than me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm 007.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in. Looking forward to dispelling all the misconceptions (although I must admit moose meat is divine). My only stipulation is that we ensure all communication is bilingual

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By *rLucky777 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

I’m in. Looking forward to dispelling all the misconceptions (although I must admit moose meat is divine). My only stipulation is that we ensure all communication is bilingual

Added. Moose are invited however eating of the guests is frowned upon. Bilingual, trilingual, cunning linguists all welcome.

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By *rLucky777 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Get ready you Canadian thread beauties! The whole of Canada is depending on us!

Guest list updated

001: Shinypants77

007: Erect-Jim

008: Sally Slinky + Moose

009: Redwing91 + Nibbles

010: Stag and Vixen

Reserve list:

R001: Donald Trump69

This is going to be the event of the century! The theme is lumberjack shirts and there will be pancakes and maple syrup!!

Details to follow! Stay tuned!

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I think Redwing91 should be listed as a single male. There is no guarantee he will successfully stalk Nibbles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd come if it were in the summer. But Canada in the winter? Not unless you're having dog sled rides or something equally as awesome.

(PS - offer maple cotton candy - by far the best tasting thing ever made from maple syrup

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By *rLucky777 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"I'd come if it were in the summer. But Canada in the winter? Not unless you're having dog sled rides or something equally as awesome.

(PS - offer maple cotton candy - by far the best tasting thing ever made from maple syrup

Date still to be confirmed.

May well be summertime before the whole of Canada gets wind of the epic party extravaganza to take place!

Huskie sled rides should defo be a thing. I’ll check with the caterers about maple cotton candy.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Have you remembered to book the stripping lumberjacks ?

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By *rLucky777 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"Have you remembered to book the stripping lumberjacks ?"

Can’t have a Canada thread social without stripping lumberjacks!

Erect-Jim will waving his his massive chopper about on stage for for sure. Might have to get some Canadian mounty outfits in too!

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Or mount Canadians.

But that wouldn't be appropriate at a social.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in Canada right now and it's freezing.

But I kinda like it anyway.

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

Can I cut down trees, eat my lunch and have buttered scones for tea?

Or if you like I will put on women's clothing and hang around in Bars.

Seriously though. We cannot get a chat room for Spain yet Canada gets one but there next to no Canadians on the site.

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By *rLucky777 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"Or mount Canadians.

But that wouldn't be appropriate at a social. "

Control yourself Slinky! You can mount all the Canadians at the after party!

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By *rLucky777 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"I'm in Canada right now and it's freezing.

But I kinda like it anyway.

You need to spread the word far and wide! Clearly Canada doesn’t know what it’s missing! Let them know about the social! X

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By *rLucky777 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"Can I cut down trees, eat my lunch and have buttered scones for tea?

Or if you like I will put on women's clothing and hang around in Bars.

Seriously though. We cannot get a chat room for Spain yet Canada gets one but there next to no Canadians on the site.

You can only cut down trees if your wearing a lumberjack shirt and you use Jim’s chopper.

I had a word and now Spain has their own thread stream.

After the social every person in Canada will know about this thread and the server will probably crash!

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Moose is stomping her hooves and refusing to wear a lumberjack shirt. How can I persuade her?

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By *rLucky777 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"Moose is stomping her hooves and refusing to wear a lumberjack shirt. How can I persuade her?"

Attach nipple clamps to her udders and give her a gentle tug.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

It has been days since we have had a guest list update. Have numbers reached the venue's fire regulation capacity?

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By *rLucky777 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"It has been days since we have had a guest list update. Have numbers reached the venue's fire regulation capacity?"

Well the whole of Canada is invited and I was inundated with a message.

The only fire will be me tearing up the dance floor!

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By *rLucky777 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Guest list updated

001: Shinypants77

007: Erect-Jim

008: Sally Slinky + Moose

009: Redwing91 + Nibbles

010: Stag and Vixen

011: Marc.Courtney + Cotton Candy

012: HotloveFun42

Reserve list:

R001: Donald Trump69

Event of the century! Tell your friends, tell your neighbours dog tell Canada we’re gonna do them proud!

Stay tuned! Details coming soon.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I'm really impressed Cotton Candy has agreed to come. She is such a big Canadian porn star. I'm taking my autograph book. Or maybe she would sign my boobs if I asked her nicely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sooooo...has Canada found out about the social yet? I think someone should let them know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

CANADA!

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By *andJane17Couple
over a year ago

York

We're going to Toronto in September can let those over there know

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Excellent. Make sure you invite everyone in Toronto.

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By *rLucky777 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"I'm really impressed Cotton Candy has agreed to come. She is such a big Canadian porn star. I'm taking my autograph book. Or maybe she would sign my boobs if I asked her nicely. "

*googles Cotton Candy

Taking some ‘executive time’ to fully appreciate her fine work. Will be done in 5!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the Canadian swingers are in Newfoundland, all 17 of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the Canadian swingers are in Newfoundland, all 17 of them

17?! Did you "count" them all yourself?

Btw, you ever had maple cotton candy, or is that a N.Y. thing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the Canadian swingers are in Newfoundland, all 17 of them

17?! Did you "count" them all yourself?

Btw, you ever had maple cotton candy, or is that a N.Y. thing? "

I haven't but I only had profile views from there.

I haven't, and never seen it in the store either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the Canadian swingers are in Newfoundland, all 17 of them

17?! Did you "count" them all yourself?

Btw, you ever had maple cotton candy, or is that a N.Y. thing?

I haven't but I only had profile views from there.

I haven't, and never seen it in the store either

How disappointing. I've always gotten it at the Vermont state fair and the various county fairs in NY. Thought it would be common in Canada.

I'll bring some to the Canada social

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I'll bring some to the Canada social

Make sure you bring plenty as there will be loads of us there.

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By *rLucky777 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

I'll bring some to the Canada social

Make sure you bring plenty as there will be loads of us there. "

Tis true. May find it a struggle to find a venue that can hold all of us. Have faith though. Where there’s a will there’s a way!

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

There has been no response to this thread for four days. Should we open it up to North America too?

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By *rLucky777 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

I was put in fab jail for being Canadian! (I’m not really Canadian) and wearing a checked shirt (I am wearing checked).

Couldn’t have made it without the support of the Canada thread! Canada ruuuulllees!

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Did someone smuggle into prison for you a "get out of jail free" card inside a big bag of maple cotton candy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was put in fab jail for being Canadian! (I’m not really Canadian) and wearing a checked shirt (I am wearing checked).

Couldn’t have made it without the support of the Canada thread! Canada ruuuulllees!

All of Canada supports you!

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By *rLucky777 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"Did someone smuggle into prison for you a "get out of jail free" card inside a big bag of maple cotton candy?"

I escaped. Similar to shawshank redemption. Some butterflies aren’t meant to caged! I’m now going to have to grow a beard until the heat cools down.

Think I’m running low on get out of jail free cards too!

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By *rLucky777 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"I was put in fab jail for being Canadian! (I’m not really Canadian) and wearing a checked shirt (I am wearing checked).

Couldn’t have made it without the support of the Canada thread! Canada ruuuulllees!

All of Canada supports you!

Thank you Courtney! Knowing Canada thread always sticks together through thick and thin makes it all doable!

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

" Knowing Canada thread always sticks together through thick and thin makes it all doable!

"
Canada thread sticks together with maple syrup.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like it’s gonna be a sausage festival .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in...aslong as it doesn't involve temptations bar in medicine hat.... Total squaddie sausage fest there... Going in may

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Looks like it’s gonna be a sausage festival ."

Nothing wrong with that!

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By *rLucky777 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Nothing wrong with that!"

We’re on a strict budget plan. Max 2 sausages per cotton candy ratio.

The more cotton candy you bring the more party sausage you get to munch on.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Will there be any black pudding ?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Nothing wrong with that!

We’re on a strict budget plan. Max 2 sausages per cotton candy ratio.

The more cotton candy you bring the more party sausage you get to munch on.

You men are so demanding!

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By *rLucky777 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"Will there be any black pudding ?"

I was thinking more like sticky toffee pudding?

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By *rLucky777 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Nothing wrong with that!

We’re on a strict budget plan. Max 2 sausages per cotton candy ratio.

The more cotton candy you bring the more party sausage you get to munch on.

You men are so demanding!

Ok, extra sausage for you if you promise to eat it all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m actually moving to Canada so looking forward to this social.

I’m in by the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m actually moving to Canada so looking forward to this social.

I’m in by the way

Don't forget to tell everyone in Canada about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looks like it’s gonna be a sausage festival .

Nothing wrong with that!"

Dirty girl!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will there be any black pudding ?"

Sure, why not.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Looks like it’s gonna be a sausage festival .

Nothing wrong with that!

Dirty girl!"

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looks like it’s gonna be a sausage festival .

Nothing wrong with that!

Dirty girl!

Thanks

Anytime.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m ready

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I’m ready

Wearing check shirt and carrying maple syrup cotton candy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will there be any black pudding ?"

It's called "boudin" in Canada - and tastes just as disgusting there as it does here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m ready

Wearing check shirt and carrying maple syrup cotton candy?"

Aye

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By *rsTrellisWoman
over a year ago

Cambridge

It came to me in a dream.

A large animal like a stag. It was loose. Aboot the hoose.

It told me the future.

It told of a gathering of an entire nation.

Dressed as one in checked shirts.

It led me here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soooo....we doin' this thing or what?! Eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Soooo....we doin' this thing or what?! Eh?"

I'm waiting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Soooo....we doin' this thing or what?! Eh?

I'm waiting

Procrastination is the Canadian way. We're just so laid back we . . . . . zzzzzzzzz

zzzzzzzzzzzz

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By *rLucky777 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Now then you sexy Canadian beauties!

I’ve been trapped under a snow drift for the past month unable to post but have miraculously dug myself out into the light!

Where’s my lumberjack shirt and candy cotton?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Did you really miraculously dig yourself out or did you just wait til it melted?

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By *rLucky777 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"Did you really miraculously dig yourself out or did you just wait til it melted?"

I had to dig. There was no thawing happening. I got some help from one of the rescue St Bernard’s that carry whisky round their collar!

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By *rLucky777 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

We’ve lost Courtney. And Marc. But mainly Courtney.

Canada is cancelled. You will be missed you gorgeous humans. If you come back bring maple syrup!

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Why should Canada be canelled just because Courtney got lost? I was so looking forward to it.

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