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AHOY THE NORTY Pirate Campout 19-21 June

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By *ude Camping OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

on the edge

🏴‍☠️ Pirate Campout – Stratford, 19–21 June 🔥

2 nights of rum, revelry & questionable decisions…

Dress code: Naughty pirates only ☠️

Expect: Drinking games, dares, music & a little chaos…

No landlubbers. No excuses. Just good people & wild vibes.

Bring your booze, your party tent/van/motorhome… and your alter ego.

(Small fee to cover pitch costs)

First of 2026.

New site to us with a social area and showers etc.

FRIENDLY COUPLES/SINGLES REQUIRED

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By *lay-full-funCouple
6 weeks ago

stockport

Oh we be there x

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By *iavelmanMan
6 weeks ago

Worcester

This looks like fun!

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By *ude Camping OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

on the edge


"This looks like fun!"
well it comes down to the guests on the weekend ..

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By *ude Camping OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

on the edge

SHIPFACED IN STRATFORD 🍻

19–21 June | 2-Night Pirate Campout 🏕️🔥

Prepare for a weekend of rum, revelry & seriously poor decisions…

Dress code: Pirates only (the cheekier, the better ☠️)

What’s in store: Drinking games, dares, music & mischief

Pitch up, bring your crew & your best pirate alter ego.

No landlubbers allowed.

(Small fee to cover pitch costs)

Large bbq area with seating

Showers with dryers

Social area with heating

Space for 40 units ie tents /camper/ caravan/motorhomes only

Dont miss out

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By *razypottsCouple
6 weeks ago

Worcestershire

What do you call small pitch fee???

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By *iavelmanMan
6 weeks ago

Worcester


"This looks like fun! well it comes down to the guests on the weekend ..

"

How do I book?

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By *razyeyes81Man
6 weeks ago

hamilton

Will there be a treasure hunt

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By *ude Camping OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

on the edge


"Will there be a treasure hunt "

Of course..all pirates love a treasure hunt!!

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By *razyeyes81Man
6 weeks ago

hamilton


"Will there be a treasure hunt

Of course..all pirates love a treasure hunt!!"

Sounds like it will be a swashbuckling weekend with bounty a plenty for all.

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By *ude Camping OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

on the edge

Shipfaced in Stratford

Get your tent, motorhome, vans out for this amazing weekend.

Only 40 spaces

Lots planned??

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By *lay-full-funCouple
6 weeks ago

stockport

Booked ours can't wait these are a amazing events lots of fun don't Miss out get yours booked in soon these events sell out fast x

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

This sounds so good, our tent is quite big, any size restrictions.

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By *ude Camping OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

on the edge


"This sounds so good, our tent is quite big, any size restrictions."
how big is it please ..?

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By *uarterpounder and relishCouple
6 weeks ago

sexy town

We shall be there ...

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By *ude Camping OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

on the edge

Campers ...cheap site with a group of swingers ..who else is joining us

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By *eanie1000Man
6 weeks ago

Banbury

Would love to. Just DM’d you for booking details. Rx

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By *ude Camping OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

on the edge

Couples and select singles ..come say hello and i will share more info...all but the site ..that youll know week if event.

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By *ude Camping OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

on the edge

Sales going well over a quarter pitches GONE ..get yours asap

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By *iavelmanMan
5 weeks ago

Worcester

That’s me booked!

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By *ude Camping OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

on the edge

To add to the weekend we have secured a FABULOUS LOCAL ROCK BAND to entertain us SAT NIGHT ...40 pitches only 23 left now!@

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By * and BCouple
5 weeks ago

Durham

Woohoo, booked and fully paid

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By *otUKCoupleMan
5 weeks ago

Iver

Thanks for signing me up guys, very much looking forward to meeting everyone...

Si x

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By *ude Camping OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

on the edge


"Thanks for signing me up guys, very much looking forward to meeting everyone...

Si x"

The list has lots of hot guests mmmmm 🔥

Are you joining us 8 weeks to plan now

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By *odka StormCouple
4 weeks ago

somewhere near you

We will be attending this one for sure! Can't keep a good pirate down!!!

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By * and BCouple
4 weeks ago

Durham

Why are we going to be Pirates?..... Coz we just Arrrggghhh

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By *ude Camping OP   Woman
4 weeks ago

on the edge


"Why are we going to be Pirates?..... Coz we just Arrrggghhh "
oh I can see you're going to be fun or is that trouble hehe x love it !!

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By * and BCouple
4 weeks ago

Durham


"Why are we going to be Pirates?..... Coz we just Arrrggghhh oh I can see you're going to be fun or is that trouble hehe x love it !! "

Haha, you will find out when we arrive

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By *ude Camping OP   Woman
4 weeks ago

on the edge

Here's a joke

How much did the pirate pay for his hook and peg leg?

A bloody arm and leg !!

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By *odka StormCouple
4 weeks ago

somewhere near you

And pirate's earrings are only 2 dollars a pair . . . . . .

Not bad for a buccaneer!!

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By *lay-full-funCouple
4 weeks ago

stockport

Why don’t pirates go to strip clubs? Because they already have all the booty

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By *razyeyes81Man
4 weeks ago

hamilton

How do pirates keep their lower half warm? With plunderwear.

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By *iamond couple twoCouple
4 weeks ago

Wakefield

We have attended most of _ude camping events and they have all been awsome. A fabulous weekend spent with fabulous company and amazing shenanigans. So looking forwards to this one xx

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By *ude Camping OP   Woman
4 weeks ago

on the edge

Why are pirates great singers?

Because the always hit the high C's

Hehe ..

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By *ude Camping OP   Woman
4 weeks ago

on the edge


"We have attended most of _ude camping events and they have all been awsome. A fabulous weekend spent with fabulous company and amazing shenanigans. So looking forwards to this one xx"
such a lovely post ..this couple are the kind of guests we love joining us ..easy going ..no expectations and very friendly too. And everytime they say how are you going to top the last event ...but we do!!!

Dont miss out on this very friendly campsite with all the facilities we need whatever the weather x

Pitch fees apply

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By *orth and NotnorthCouple
4 weeks ago

reading

Why are pirates never completely happy? Well everything's alright in the main I suppose....

See you all there.

The Ns

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By *ere MortalsCouple
4 weeks ago

Anglesey

Hi all,

Just bought our “ ships passage” destination unknown but we are up for it 😎

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By *razyeyes81Man
4 weeks ago

hamilton

Hope you all have a rule person to say a certain word or do something has to take 10 lashings if someone of the captains choice

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By *ere MortalsCouple
4 weeks ago

Anglesey

Forgot to say, please feel free to message us prior to boarding, we don’t bite but please put “Stratford “ at the beginning of your message because we may miss it. I’m sure you all get over 300 messages a day and it can get rather a chore to wade through them all.

Thanks

James & Shloobs

Xxx

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By *uarterpounder and relishCouple
4 weeks ago

sexy town

Where do pirates buy there hooks?

From a secondhand shop

Haha

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By *ude Camping OP   Woman
4 weeks ago

on the edge

Who is looking to WALK THE PLANK??

Best get promoting the event as your status ALL HANDS TO THE DECK!!

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By *lay-full-funCouple
4 weeks ago

stockport

Lol it be fun watching me walk the plank lol

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By *ude Camping OP   Woman
4 weeks ago

on the edge

Prepare to get SHIPFACED

Boarding HAS BEGUN

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By *lack ButterflyWoman
4 weeks ago

leeds

Looking forward to this!

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By *ude Camping OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

on the edge

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel down his trousers.

The bartender says, “What’s that?”

Pirate says, “Arrr… it’s driving me nuts!”

8 weeks ONLY to join the SHIPFACED CREW

OVER 25 PITCHES GONE!!

Dont miss this weekend!!

signed ....CAPTAIN BLU!!

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By *ude Camping OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

on the edge


"Looking forward to this!"
Another Beauty and her partner added to the crew.

Row row row your boat!!

Or end up walking the plank!!

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By *ere MortalsCouple
3 weeks ago

Anglesey

It will be our first time, so please be gentle 🤭

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By *ude Camping OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

on the edge


"It will be our first time, so please be gentle 🤭"
you are Mere Motals ?

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By *ude Camping OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

on the edge

Float, float, float our boat

Rocking side to side,

If you spot a sexy pirate there,

Ask them for a ride 😉

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By *ude Camping OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

on the edge


"And pirate's earrings are only 2 dollars a pair . . . . . .

Not bad for a buccaneer!!"

OMG I HAVE JUST GOT THIS PMSL ..any more??

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By *orth and NotnorthCouple
3 weeks ago

reading

What is hairy and scary with 8 legs and 8 eyes?

8 pirates!

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By *inky pineapple partysCouple
3 weeks ago

all over the country

We will be there as always, they are great events

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By *eauNaturelMan
3 weeks ago

Malmesbury


"What is hairy and scary with 8 legs and 8 eyes?

8 pirates! "

Why are pirates always so angry? Cos they Aaar

What is the only letter in the Pirate's alphabet? R

What does a pirate say when they see a baby? Aaaaah

I'll stop now 😂☠️⚔️

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By *inky pineapple partysCouple
3 weeks ago

all over the country

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By *ormatoneCouple
3 weeks ago

north notts

We always look forward to these events. They are great and lots of fun with lots a giggles 😃. Blu always goes above and beyond. See you soon in blackpool at our event. X

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By *eauNaturelMan
3 weeks ago

Malmesbury

I'd love to attend and I did ask for information (via another thread) - I'm guessing no response is a response ☹️

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By *ude Camping OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

on the edge


"I'd love to attend and I did ask for information (via another thread) - I'm guessing no response is a response ☹️"
i have responded .. from past experience a 2 man tent doesn't fit the criteria for a party weekend

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By *eauNaturelMan
3 weeks ago

Malmesbury


"I'd love to attend and I did ask for information (via another thread) - I'm guessing no response is a response ☹️i have responded .. from past experience a 2 man tent doesn't fit the criteria for a party weekend "

Fair point, I fully understand. I'm guessing that in this case size really does matter 📏⛺☹️

Thank you for your response though - have a Fab-tastic event.

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By *uarterpounder and relishCouple
3 weeks ago

sexy town

Why did the pirate cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide

Loving the jokes 😃

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By *ude Camping OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

on the edge

If anyone wants to bring additional guests in their tent/van its extra ££ per person/ per night min of 2 nights.

And they must be on Fab too.

Please ask for more details

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By *icktectoristsCouple
3 weeks ago

prescot

Are we able to just do one night?

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By *ude Camping OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

on the edge


"Are we able to just do one night?"
come see what availability we have nearer the date and if we have spaces

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By *eauNaturelMan
3 weeks ago

Malmesbury


"If anyone wants to bring additional guests in their tent/van its extra ££ per person/ per night min of 2 nights.

And they must be on Fab too.

Please ask for more details "

I'd love to be someone's guest, I'm happy to pay the additional fee of course. I'm an able seaman and more than happy to splice a main brace when required to do so 😀

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By *uarterpounder and relishCouple
3 weeks ago

sexy town

Hope our weekend is blessed with nice weather but what ever the outcome we have everything covered x

Camper van owners

Tent dwellers

Caravan owners

ONLY 6 weeks now

ALL WELCOME

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By *ude Camping OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

on the edge

More guests added today ...

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By *uarterpounder and relishCouple
2 weeks ago

sexy town

And more again ..

Only 6 wks now ..

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By *ude Camping OP   Woman
2 weeks ago

on the edge

🏴‍☠️ Oi you… yeah YOU.

The crew’s filling up fast and it’s already looking like absolute chaos (the good kind 🍻)

If you’re not on the list yet… what are you even doing?

Join the crew, bring your best pirate energy, and prepare to get properly shipfaced ☠️

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By *eauNaturelMan
2 weeks ago

Malmesbury


"Hope our weekend is blessed with nice weather but what ever the outcome we have everything covered x

Camper van owners

Tent dwellers

Caravan owners

ONLY 6 weeks now

ALL WELCOME*

"

* Size is important, no dwellers of small tents or pirates with rubber dinghies or rowing boats, only those in possession of a marquee or a Man-of-War!!!

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By *ude Camping OP   Woman
2 weeks ago

on the edge

🏴‍☠️ The crew list just keeps getting better…

Names are going down

Plans are getting messy

And this is shaping up to be one for the books 🍻

If you’re thinking about it… this is your sign.

Get your name on the list before it’s too late ☠️

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By *veragejoe47Man
2 weeks ago

oxford

Looking forward to joining you and everyone at the event

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By *aughtylusciousWoman
2 weeks ago

Curvy town

Count me in. Single lady. Looking forward to the fun and games.

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By *eauNaturelMan
2 weeks ago

Malmesbury


"Count me in. Single lady. Looking forward to the fun and games. "

Do you need a shipmate? Happy to scrub your decks and hoist your main sail 😉

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By *enuinefriendlyguyMan
2 weeks ago

Holmes chapel

Hi I'd like to come .

How do I join

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By *arwickshire_GentMan
2 weeks ago

Alcester

Count me in, I would love to attend if there are spaces.

How do I go about signing up?

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By *ude Camping OP   Woman
2 weeks ago

on the edge


"Count me in, I would love to attend if there are spaces.

How do I go about signing up? "

just message Rude Camping for booking info ..NO TIME WASTERS PLEASE !!

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By *ude Camping OP   Woman
2 weeks ago

on the edge

🏴‍☠️ Oi you… yeah YOU.

The crew’s filling up fast and it’s already looking like absolute chaos (the good kind 🍻)

If you’re not on the list yet… what are you even doing?

Join the crew, bring your best pirate energy, and prepare to get properly shipfaced ☠️

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By *layfulduoCouple
2 weeks ago

Ciren

We will be there, it will be fab to catch up with this fun group

G & S

Xx

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By *ude Camping OP   Woman
2 weeks ago

on the edge

🏴‍☠️ SHIPFACED IN STRATFORD UPON AVON 🏴‍☠️

The crew list is already looking 🔥

Don’t be the one hearing about it after…

⚓ Pirates are signing up

🍻 Rum is waiting

🎸 The deck will be rocking

All we’re missing… is YOU.

Last call to join the crew — message now before the ship sails ☠️

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By * and BCouple
2 weeks ago

Durham

Hoist up them sails and fill them with the wind that will sail us all to Freedom...... Naughty Freedom may we add

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By *iamond couple twoCouple
2 weeks ago

Wakefield

Yet another amazing weekend to look forwards to. Can’t come quick enough as all the previous _ude camping events have been amazing, fun and filthy xx

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By *uarterpounder and relishCouple
6 days ago

sexy town

Less than 5 weeks now ..

🏴‍☠️ The crew list just keeps getting better…

Names are going down

Plans are getting messy

And this is shaping up to be one for the books 🍻

If you’re thinking about it… this is your sign.

Get your name on the list before it’s too late ☠️

Last spaces now

DONT MISS OUT!!

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By *aughtylusciousWoman
5 days ago

Curvy town

I'm happy to play that game Looking forward to seeing everyone. This is my 3rd event with these beautiful people. Cannot wait to walk the plank into a weekend of fun.

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By *irdlover69Man
4 days ago

se

Excited to get to my first one of these... with some rum, terrible jokes and eager to explore some coves. Look forward to meeting you all!

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By *ude Camping OP   Woman
3 days ago

on the edge

Quick tease for the weekend.

Its a full weekend of pirate themed mayham.

Plus

Amazing LOCAL ROCK BAND the Sat night. Head banging

Plus

Its the longest day so we can enjoy even more fun ..

what you waiting for!!!

Get your pitch booked NOW!!

COUPLES AND SINGLE LADIES TAKE PREFERENCE

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By *aidbacklookingMan
4 hours ago

Evesham


"Quick tease for the weekend.

Its a full weekend of pirate themed mayham.

Plus

Amazing LOCAL ROCK BAND the Sat night. Head banging

Plus

Its the longest day so we can enjoy even more fun ..

what you waiting for!!!

Get your pitch booked NOW!!

COUPLES AND SINGLE LADIES TAKE PREFERENCE "

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By *aidbacklookingMan
4 hours ago

Evesham


"Quick tease for the weekend.

Its a full weekend of pirate themed mayham.

Plus

Amazing LOCAL ROCK BAND the Sat night. Head banging

Plus

Its the longest day so we can enjoy even more fun ..

what you waiting for!!!

Get your pitch booked NOW!!

COUPLES AND SINGLE LADIES TAKE PREFERENCE "

Love to come along if possible?

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By *odka StormCouple
4 hours ago

somewhere near you

Our pirate outfits are coming together nicely . . . . .

Just need some Floggin' Molly cd's

(Pirate rock band, with wonderfully dubious lyrics!)

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