FabSwingers.com forum: Gnomes outside the awning

By *ake it easy! OP Man
over a year ago

Derby

Just returned from a nice trip and notice a couple in a motorhome placed a set if gnomes outside their awning ... so just wondering, are the rumours its a sign to be believed .. unfortunately they arrived just before we were due to pack up and come home so couldn't investigate further.

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By *olden_Road_to_SamarkandMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Most certainly - I've heard that gnomes are now the new pampas grass ... when combined with a caravan it sounds worth investigating

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By *eordiesCouple
over a year ago

newcastle

If you look at the "Swingers secret signs" website you will see that the gnomes they offer are slightly different to the gnomes sold by garden centres.

The swinging signs ones have more pronounced, shall we say, cock areas on the male gnomes and tits like watermelons on the female ones.

At first glance you may not notice the differences and that is how it should be. Only swingers should spot the differences.

If in doubt, you should get really close to the gnomes and literally feel the size of their sexual organs. Then you can make the decision if the owners of the gnomes are swingers or not.

If the owners shout "What the hell are you doing to my gnomes you pervert" that's probably indicating that they are vanilla !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg. My folks have these pervy gnomes everywhere. Michelle has long thought they are swingers. I’m speechless.

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By *eordiesCouple
over a year ago

newcastle

"Omg. My folks have these pervy gnomes everywhere. Michelle has long thought they are swingers. I’m speechless. "

You will have to look closely at the gnomes. How are they arranged ? As the arrangement of the gnomes is indicative of the sexual preferences of the owners.

For instance, if the female gnome has several male gnomes closely situated around her then it means she likes gang-bangs.

Two female gnomes together, the female is bi. Ditto for male gnomes.

If two gnomes are on their sides top to tail then 69s are favourite.

I'm sure you get the picture !

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By *un Bi couple yorkshireCouple
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Omg. My folks have these pervy gnomes everywhere. Michelle has long thought they are swingers. I’m speechless. "
. Lol this is so funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Omg. My folks have these pervy gnomes everywhere. Michelle has long thought they are swingers. I’m speechless. . Lol this is so funny "

And they have a hot tub. And they are always travelling around the country to see “ friends”. And, OMG they use a lot of purple paint. I’m going round later to see if they have pampas grass. It’s all too overwhelming. The thought of my mid 70s folks getting up to this filth.

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