FabSwingers.com forum: Dating guide for bikers

By *algra OP Man
over a year ago

Colchester

What ladies (and some guys) need to look out for when seeking a potential biker boyfriend.

Honda rider - safe, reliable and will be a good, solid performer in bed

Kawasaki rider - immature, full of himself and the sex will be over in 60 seconds

Yamaha rider - a mature version of the Kawasaki rider, maybe 90 seconds if you're lucky.

TRIUMPH rider - very rare to find a heterosexual one but if you do, be prepared for lots of bum fun.. And just for Nick. likes beautiful things and would work on this bike before his relationship

Harley rider - a fat, lazy slob who struggles with personal hygiene. The lady will probably have to do all the work in between the sheets. Also, a spray of Fabreze into his pubic region will help

Ducati rider - you'll be fighting for the mirror and he'll be telling you how good he is in bed but the truth is you're going to have to fake your orgasms

Suzuki rider

He’ll already be in bed with his boyfriend

Chinese bike rider - probably on the dole and will only come to bed once he's finished playing on the Xbox or has run out of Pringles

BMW rider - just like the car driver who doesn't indicate, the biker version will give you no advance warning of when he's going to ejaculate. It'll all be about him

KTM rider - similar to a male peacock and has bought the bike as his very own plumage to impress the ladies which means he'll be on the prowl for anyone and has only chosen you because the others have knocked him back

Aprilia rider - will have spent all his money on his bike so your romantic nights in will be pizza, Netflix chill and sex in his unfurnished flat

Ural sidecar rider - this man is different. He doesn't want to be the same as everyone else. Will probably ask you to do things in bed that are illegal....

So, chaps..... Which are you?

Be honest. ?? ?? ??

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By *angroo02Man
over a year ago

stockton on tees

??ktm 790 duke ????????

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By *neoutofthreeMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Suzuki rider looking for a Transalp 650...... don't shoot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Norton BSA and Ducati, it's complicated lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Triumph sprint st 1050, butt plug installed lol

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By *homCrownMan
over a year ago

West Fife

Clearly I have broken the mould on both Suzuki and Yamaha front

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BMW here, what ya mean all about him???

It’s a fkn race, no prize for cumming second....

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By *NawtyCplCouple
over a year ago

Around and about

Honda, Suzuki and Kawasaki, I obviously have multiple personalities.

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By *evoncream2017Couple
over a year ago

exeter

Kawasaki , Harley For the male

Kawasaki , For me sex goddess

He’s thinking of a classic triumph

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By *ts the taking part thatMan
over a year ago

southampton

I,ll take a guess, do you ride a Honda by any chance.

Me, Kawasaki KLX650 & Suzuki GSF1250. Oh dear.

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By *jcukMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Lol, brilliant. I started on a Honda and moved to Yamaha's. Not sure what that means now though

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By *eddy004Man
over a year ago

Toy Town

I started on a Honda Varadero and moved to a triumph tiger not once but twice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear, Triumph rider here! Always fancied a Honda though if that counts...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chinese bike here. I’m not on the dole, but I do bloody love pringles!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Daytona 675, got me to a tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yamaha rider here. At least it'll be a good 90 seconds!

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By *uncan LynnCouple
over a year ago

Kilmarnock

Complicated

Honda 800 VFR and Ducati 959 Panigale

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By *uskymotoMan
over a year ago

Cumbria

Yamaha R1

Husqvarna supermoto

Aprilia RS

I guess I'm very mixed up, lol

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By *moothshaftMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Wayy heyyyy.......I'm a Honda rider!

Oh hang on, I'm also picking up my GS Adventurer next week!

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By *ikerbob1957Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

I used to ride Panthers (go and google Panther Model 100) and now got two Yamahas.

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By *eardyBikerMan
over a year ago

nr stonehaven

Have a BMW,...but A long time honda owner...my heart's still there

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By *imBanksMan
over a year ago

Letchworth

Suzuki rider here who started on a Honda, I'll ride anything once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My chap used to have Ducati 748, bought him one piece leathers for his birthday and the first thing he said was “does my bum look big in this?” Whilst looking in the mirror!

I have to say though, he did look awesome when broken down at the side of the road.

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Near Wells

Oh dear, I am now confused.

Main bike a Yamaha

Second bike a Honda

I also have a Triumph, another Yamaha, 2 Suzuki's and a Beta.

Sex mad perhaps?

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By *orty-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Leyland

Ducati and Aprilia

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By *ushkinMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Harley rider here, and I take offence haha but you're kind of right, I feel the odd one out every time I go to my local Harley shop, because I'm under 30 and mixed race, really am the black sheep when I get there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kawasaki rider.... think I made it to 61 seconds once

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By *reenman19Man
over a year ago

.....no......

Honda Kawasaki triumph and Suzuki at the moment. I kind of like how the descriptions fit

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By *asseurMan
over a year ago

Shrewsbury England not Wales

Harley and Yamaha

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"What ladies (and some guys) need to look out for when seeking a potential biker boyfriend.

Honda rider - safe, reliable and will be a good, solid performer in bed

Kawasaki rider - immature, full of himself and the sex will be over in 60 seconds

Yamaha rider - a mature version of the Kawasaki rider, maybe 90 seconds if you're lucky.

TRIUMPH rider - very rare to find a heterosexual one but if you do, be prepared for lots of bum fun.. And just for Nick. likes beautiful things and would work on this bike before his relationship

Harley rider - a fat, lazy slob who struggles with personal hygiene. The lady will probably have to do all the work in between the sheets. Also, a spray of Fabreze into his pubic region will help

Ducati rider - you'll be fighting for the mirror and he'll be telling you how good he is in bed but the truth is you're going to have to fake your orgasms

Suzuki rider

He’ll already be in bed with his boyfriend

Chinese bike rider - probably on the dole and will only come to bed once he's finished playing on the Xbox or has run out of Pringles

BMW rider - just like the car driver who doesn't indicate, the biker version will give you no advance warning of when he's going to ejaculate. It'll all be about him

Aprilia rider - will have spent all his money on his bike so your romantic nights in will be pizza, Netflix chill and sex in his unfurnished flat

Ural sidecar rider - this man is different. He doesn't want to be the same as everyone else. Will probably ask you to do things in bed that are illegal....

So, chaps..... Which are you?

Be honest. ?? ?? ??"

I've got a few but for this i will go for my Classic late 80's gixxer 1100

From your description of Suzuki riders I'm guessing you've never owned one of there proper superbikes

Sure modern bikes are faster and handle better but mines raw, has character,sounds great and any ride is always exciting because it hasn't got all the modern technology

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By *illy boy 200Man
over a year ago

grate Yarmouth

Honda and triumph here lol ?? u only live once

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