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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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oh, and if you go to Melbourne, the Esplanade Bar near St Kilda...knee deep in swinging girls. first night i walked in, ordered a VB (Victoria Breweries), pulled the prettiest girl there, and 30 minutes later we were outside shagging furiously on the beach ... bliss. If you want to understand Australia, listen to Chris Franklins song "Bloke" ..., viz I hate the new aged guys,I'm a chauvinist,I live on beer and pies. Tried to tell ya, But you look at me like maybe i'm an angel underneath, Huh, don't brush me teeth.Yesterday i lied, But all me mates gave me a real good alibi, Thanks guys, (no worries mate). I really went out drinkin',I told you i was at work, Don't ask me for commitment, 'coz it's something i will shirk. (chorus 1),I'm a bloke, i'm an ocker,And i really love your knockers. , I'm a labourer by day, I piss up all me pay, Watchin' footy on tv, Just feed me more vb, Just pour my beer and get my smokes and go away. Or take me as i am, This may mean you'll have to fetch another can, Rest assured, if i start to make you breakfast, I'm going to extremes,But tomorrow i'll get shit-faced, And today won't mean a thing. (chorus 2), I'm a bloke, i'm a yobbo, And me best mates name is robbo, Winfield is me cigarette, I dress in flannelette, Shearer's singlet,that is blue, Throw in a few tattoos, You know you wouldn't want me any other way. When you think, you've got me figured out, The seasons already changing (from footy to cricket).I think its cool when i act like a tool, And me mates try to shave me..(chorus 1)..(chorus 2)  |
