FabSwingers.com forum: Winch, shag, glesga kiss??

By *uncouple981 OP Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

What would you give the person above?

A winch, shag or a glesga kiss

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Winch and shag!!!!! Woooohoooo

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By *uncouple981 OP Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

"Winch and shag!!!!! Woooohoooo

Winch and shag from me and a glesga kiss from Mr

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Winch and shag for mrs

Man hug for mr

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

What you lot doing on other side of the world

oh n shag

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"What you lot doing on other side of the world

oh n shag

On holiday!

Oh, winch and shag

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"What you lot doing on other side of the world

oh n shag

On holiday!

Oh, winch and shag

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Mmmmmm do you have your mankini on lol

il have a 96 please...well we are in Australia lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Winch and shag.

nope, no mankini lol. Butt nekkid!! Woooohoooo lmfao

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By *uncouple981 OP Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

Nice to see you all on holiday

Snog

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By *uncouple981 OP Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

"Nice to see you all on holiday

Snog

Sorry meant winch

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Nice to see you all on holiday

Snog

Sorry meant winch"

Finally up now eh?? Told you not to sleep on the beach last night lol

Winch and shag

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By *uncouple981 OP Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

"Nice to see you all on holiday

Snog

Sorry meant winch

Finally up now eh?? Told you not to sleep on the beach last night lol

Winch and shag

I thought it would be romantic. You get the fosters while I get the sand out my...... Erm back in a minute

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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I told you sand would get there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry am late held up at customs again lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Sorry am late held up at customs again lol

Cavity search again???? Wondered why you were smiling lol. Was the customs girl food looking? Lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry am late held up at customs again lol

Cavity search again???? Wondered why you were smiling lol. Was the customs girl food looking? Lmao

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got caught with Scott randoms viagra. Is he out of jail today

Pmsl

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By *uncouple981 OP Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

"Sorry am late held up at customs again lol

Cavity search again???? Wondered why you were smiling lol. Was the customs girl food looking? Lmao

got caught with Scott randoms viagra. Is he out of jail today

Pmsl"

Giday mate!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Sorry am late held up at customs again lol

Cavity search again???? Wondered why you were smiling lol. Was the customs girl food looking? Lmao

got caught with Scott randoms viagra. Is he out of jail today

Pmsl"

Yep. Got his coming out party started already in Canada for a laugh. I like globe trotting lol

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Someone pass the sun cream I'm getting burnt

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By *uncouple981 OP Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

"Sorry am late held up at customs again lol

Cavity search again???? Wondered why you were smiling lol. Was the customs girl food looking? Lmao

got caught with Scott randoms viagra. Is he out of jail today

Pmsl

Yep. Got his coming out party started already in Canada for a laugh. I like globe trotting lol

All because you have a thing for trolly dollys.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Sorry am late held up at customs again lol

Cavity search again???? Wondered why you were smiling lol. Was the customs girl food looking? Lmao

got caught with Scott randoms viagra. Is he out of jail today

Pmsl

Yep. Got his coming out party started already in Canada for a laugh. I like globe trotting lol

All because you have a thing for trolly dollys.

Shhhhhhhh bru will get jealous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry am late held up at customs again lol

Cavity search again???? Wondered why you were smiling lol. Was the customs girl food looking? Lmao

got caught with Scott randoms viagra. Is he out of jail today

Pmsl

Yep. Got his coming out party started already in Canada for a laugh. I like globe trotting lol

All because you have a thing for trolly dollys.

Shhhhhhhh bru will get jealous

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am listening you know just nipped into the opera house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone pass the sun cream I'm getting burnt

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cutie you still got the sun cream my ass is getting burned. Damm that man thong

Pmsl

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By *uncouple981 OP Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

"Someone pass the sun cream I'm getting burnt

cutie you still got the sun cream my ass is getting burned. Damm that man thong

Pmsl

Cutie's face seems to be getting a bit red. Get some cream on it!

Just take the man thong off you don't want tan lines.

We're all going to be passed out with sunstroke by the time scot gets here.

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By *uncouple981 OP Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

AAAAARRR! Just realised Im in the wrong country.

Dam transporter I set it to the wrong country. I will just jump back in it and head over to Canada. There is a fly in here with me oh well I'm sure it will be fine.

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over a year ago

"AAAAARRR! Just realised Im in the wrong country.

Dam transporter I set it to the wrong country. I will just jump back in it and head over to Canada. There is a fly in here with me oh well I'm sure it will be fine.

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wait for me

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

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By *uncouple981 OP Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

"AAAAARRR! Just realised Im in the wrong country.

Dam transporter I set it to the wrong country. I will just jump back in it and head over to Canada. There is a fly in here with me oh well I'm sure it will be fine.

wait for me"

What's happened I seem to be in the wrong body! I knew you shouldn't have jumped in beside me.

Now I have man bits!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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"AAAAARRR! Just realised Im in the wrong country.

Dam transporter I set it to the wrong country. I will just jump back in it and head over to Canada. There is a fly in here with me oh well I'm sure it will be fine.

wait for me

What's happened I seem to be in the wrong body! I knew you shouldn't have jumped in beside me.

Now I have man bits!

No!!!! Your lady bits were so nice

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By *uncouple981 OP Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

"AAAAARRR! Just realised Im in the wrong country.

Dam transporter I set it to the wrong country. I will just jump back in it and head over to Canada. There is a fly in here with me oh well I'm sure it will be fine.

wait for me

What's happened I seem to be in the wrong body! I knew you shouldn't have jumped in beside me.

Now I have man bits!

No!!!! Your lady bits were so nice

I don't know I quite like the feel of these man bits

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

But you haven't felt my man bits

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By *uncouple981 OP Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

"But you haven't felt my man bits

No I haven't. Would you mind me feeling them now that I'm a man?

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"But you haven't felt my man bits

No I haven't. Would you mind me feeling them now that I'm a man?

Change back to a woman and I'll let you lol

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Who's got the barbie going? I need to eat after all that lager n sun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who's got the barbie going? I need to eat after all that lager n sun

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stoked

Up ready to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who's got the barbie going? I need to eat after all that lager n sun

stoked

Up ready to go

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fink were gonna need more burgers

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By *uncouple981 OP Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

Where is the shrimps?

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Where is the shrimps? "

God knows. Send the two idiots from the fosters ad to get some more lol.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Is it just me that can't believe the Aussies haven't rumbled us yet???

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By *uncouple981 OP Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

"Is it just me that can't believe the Aussies haven't rumbled us yet???

I keep expecting some Aussie to burst into the forum shouting Whats a winch mate? (that was in my best Kyle accent)

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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They really don't use it like us lot do they?? Lmao

Mind you, the Canadians aren't any better either lol

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By *uncouple981 OP Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

"They really don't use it like us lot do they?? Lmao

Mind you, the Canadians aren't any better either lol

I think the Scotland room is the busiest out of the country rooms. Probably because everyone in Scotland likes to talk rubbish.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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Probably true lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it just me that can't believe the Aussies haven't rumbled us yet???

I keep expecting some Aussie to burst into the forum shouting Whats a winch mate? (that was in my best Kyle accent) "
brilliant lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're all so gettin it Down Under.

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

What's a winch?

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"What's a winch?

Kiss or snog

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Sorry meant that's what a winch is lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Sorry meant that's what a winch is lol

Winch and shag please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

winch and a plaster

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