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Fabulous
by JustEm 21 April 2026
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| Attended mr agadoos birthday party saturday night and what a night it was, the beautiful, amazing lady I call my bestie miss agadoo was the hostess with the mostess who kept everyone entertained and the atmosphere flowing all night, the club itself was spotlessly clean with great playrooms and facilities definitely one to visit again and again and of course you font want to miss an agadoo event xx till next time time guys mwahhhh xxx |
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Fabulous
by Clatterscotton 21 April 2026
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| Good wee club with a great pub and friendly feel |
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Fabulous
by marriedcouple1407 21 April 2026
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| We attended on Saturday for mr agadoo birthday and their first event. What a brilliant night met some good people and had a really good time. The club is a very clean club and very welcoming. Miss A was a fabulous host and nothing was too much trouble and went to so much effect to make everyone feel welcome. Can’t wait to visit again soon. Amazing night club host and people xx |
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Fun
by NENW couple 21 April 2026
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| We was invited to Decadance Saturday night to celebrate Mr Agadoos birthday. Our first time (won’t be last) at Decadance had a really good night caught up with some old faces form the past and met some new ones. Looking forward to the next time |
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Fabulous
by 4ConnectionNotPerfection 20 April 2026
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| Great night on Saturday for Mr Agadoo's birthday party. Good mix of people in, club was very busy. Mr and Mrs Agadoo were brilliant hosts (can't believe it was their first time) and hopefully there will be more fantastic nights ahead with them hosting at Decadance!
Decadance is a really good club and Mandy runs a tight ship. No idiots allowed in (me excepted!) so it always feels safe, yet always a good laugh. Club is always spotlessly clean. Playrooms are massive. The no membership policy also means you don't feel like they are ripping you off before you get through the door. They also very rarely have guestlist so you dont have to faf about before you go, or make plans too far in advance, you can turn up and get a warm welcome.
Smaller than most clubs in size, this makes for a great atmosphere, and the layout makes it easy to chat to everyone. It's not short on facilities either, every inch of space is used, its like a tardis.
So if you've not been before i'd definitely give it a try. |
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Fabulous
by Willandgracie 20 April 2026
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| Luckily for us we’re friends of the newer hosts Mr and Mrs Agadoo , we got an invite to Mr Agadoos birthday and of course we obliged , some of our favourite people all under one roof at a great local club ! , the venue was packed and the party was classy and sassy , Mr and Mrs Agadoo smashed their first night hosting here at Decadance. Amazing night and can’t wait to do it again |
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OK
by bikerrob300 20 April 2026
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| Fantastic night last Saturday 80s themed hosted by Mr and Mrs agadoo great atmosphere and everyone enjoyed it can't wait for the next one |
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OK
by Kenny75x 20 April 2026
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| Went to decadance on Saturday for was party and Claire’s first host on wrong side of the bar and what a cracking night great atmosphere busy club everyone dancing massive well done on your first host Claire and Wes ?? ?? ?? |
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Fabulous
by Agadoo 20 April 2026
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| Not often we go into the same club 3 nights on the trot but we love this place and are fortunate enough to now be hosts there!!! Clean, classy, always a good laugh…. Talking about the club now not us ha ha xx |
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Fabulous
by magicflute 19 April 2026
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| Attended last night for Mr Agadoos birthday bash and the place was packed to the rafters had an amazing night with a few good friends before some amazing kareoke from the dj and chilled and chatted in the ample seating area
Realy enjoyed the evening from the amazing bar staff who were on point all night
Had a few games of pool and this club will become a regular in my diary
Look forward to seeing you guys soon |
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Fabulous
by AJ2009 12 April 2026
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| Visited tonight for the first time.. hosts were lovely and really made us comfortable. Made use of the dungeon and playroom (and a game of pool). Will definitely be back again!! |
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OK
by CandG500 6 April 2026
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| Visited for the first time today made to feel extremely welcome the club has great facilities, we had lots of fun and banter in the bar. Unfortunately We got too carried away socialising to benefit from the playrooms as time ran away with us - can’t wait until next time x |
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Fabulous
by marriedcouple1407 30 March 2026
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| We visited here last night for the first time. A very nice club had a great night and was very welcomed will be visiting soon for sure . Thank for a great night |
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Fabulous
by himnher2017 29 March 2026
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| What a night. Great friends great company.great music.. staff ??? Meh
Joking bnt have and always been great hosts and friends |
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OK
by Kenny75x 17 March 2026
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| Well what can I say about this place it’s brilliant first time I went was made to feel comfy although got name wrong and that’s kind of stuck in a banter way lovely host and great ppl I’m turning into a it of a reg now lol if anyone is unsure happy to chat about it even meet u and show you round |
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Fabulous
by Theklangs 16 March 2026
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| We visited here today for the first time. Our hosts B + T made us feel super welcome. Club is lovely and clean, plenty of play space (we love a good dungeon space) We will definitely be back for other events. If you have this on your doorstep, make sure to use it. Clubs need all the support they can get, especially ones which are run well like this one. |
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Fabulous
by Beer and Wine 11 March 2026
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| C was off on Monday so, as Decadence was open we thought we'd have look.
We we met by our very friendly hosts, we had a little chat and then a guided tour of the premises. All was clean and tidy and plenty of facilities.
Then we were given a free tea a coffee, what a lovely touch.
We had a chat downstairs, a game of pool and C had a glass of wine before we went upstairs to the, very warm, sauna and made use of the other areas.
All in all a great visit, thank you. |
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Fabulous
by hotwife support staff 3 March 2026
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| A Random Monday at Decadence (and I Regret Nothing)
So there I was. A random Monday. Questioning my life choices. Typing “Decadence” into the maps and thinking, “This could either be the start of a legendary evening… or the beginning of a documentary.”
First mini-adventure: I wasn’t even sure I was at the right place. Had to make a quick phone call like, “Hi… is this the place where… things happen?” Lovely reassurance on the other end. Confidence restored.
Parking Situation (Let’s Address This)
Let’s address this.
There is no off-street parking for the club.
However and this is important there is plenty of street parking in and around the club.
So it’s not a parking apocalypse. You just need to park like a functioning adult human being.
And no… there is no magic valet emerging from the shadows to take your keys and whisper, “Enjoy your evening.”
You park it. You lock it. You strut in. Simple.
?? First Impressions
Walked in and everything felt… organised. Suspiciously organised. The staff were brilliant — friendly, professional, and gave me the full grand tour like I’d just purchased a slightly spicy timeshare.
Playrooms? Impressive.
Changing areas? Spot on.
Atmosphere? Clean, classy, not dodgy-in-a-bad-way.
Even though I didn’t grab a drink, there was an open bar — which feels like a very civilised way of saying, “Hydrate before you misbehave.” Nice touch.
Also: condoms in every room. Practical. Thoughtful. Prepared. We love a responsible establishment.
?? The Main Event
Now, I was lucky enough to have someone drive down to meet me (commitment — we respect it). We spent a few hours exploring the place properly.
• The Swing Room – Tested it thoroughly. Can confirm: structurally sound. Engineering excellence. 10/10 would swing again.
• The Glory Hole – A cheeky bit of fun. We’ll leave it there before this turns into late-night cable TV.
• The “Moonlight Room” – My personal name for it. Soft green lights, ceiling effects… felt like being in a slightly mischievous planetarium. Romantic. Atmospheric. Mildly intergalactic.
• The Dungeon – Stocks involved. Mischief occurred. Nothing but smiles and laughter. Let’s call it “historical re-enactment with enthusiasm.”
Before long, we were back in the changing area, slightly flushed, very amused, and wondering why more Mondays aren’t like this.
The Big Picture
Now here’s the thing this was a random Monday. And it was great.
But you can feel that on a themed night?
On a packed party evening?
When it’s wall-to-wall mischief and chaos?
It must be absolutely electric.
I can only imagine it crammed with beautifully naughty humans living their best lives. And honestly? I can’t wait to go back and see it in full swing (pun absolutely intended).
Final Verdict
Clean.
Welcoming.
Well-run.
Fun.
Zero awkward vibes.
For a first visit especially on a random Monday it delivered way beyond expectations.
Five stars from me.
Would absolutely recommend.
Might even plan my Mondays around it now.**
Wang a friend invite and follow Hotwife support staff |
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Fabulous
by bikerrob300 23 February 2026
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| Great Sunday chilling and catching up with people.amazing sauna and friendly staff I strongly recommend decadence if you fancy a bit of relaxed no pressure fun on a Sunday |
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OK
by ReturningFabber69 23 February 2026
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| Visited yesterday evening. Although quiet. ( i was advised it was quiet on entry) they showed me round and I got a feel for the place. I can imagine that on a busier night it would be a great place. As it was I had a great sauna and chat chill. . Thanks I shall return. |
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Fabulous
by jayne2026 28 January 2026
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| This is my favourite club. Its only small, but it looks great inside. The staff are amazing, and the owner Mandy is lovely. For me, its a safe space, and thats what I like about it. |
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Fabulous
by tesh1982 24 December 2025
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| Oh my word, what a fantastic place
Don’t get me wrong it was quiet, but it’s Xmas eve
However Mandy and Aaron are the best hosts, I will definitely be back even if it’s just to see these two again
Thank you guys for a wonderful Christmas Eve.
Clare, with her sexy elf outfit is a wank in the bank as well xx |
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OK
by charles4allme 22 December 2025
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| Went to the address shown on the website and it was closed on a Monday. A bit disappointing |
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Fun
by 63MalenotinUK 6 December 2025
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| Had the opportunity to visit last night (5th December) had a lovely welcome from all the staff and although it was a quite night it was lovely to sit at the bar and chat with a young couple and Mandy, thanks for making me welcome. I can thoroughly recommend the club it's a nice atmosphere and everyone I spoke with where so friendly. |
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Fabulous
by MrandMrsGee 30 November 2025
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| Lovely chilled Sunday afternoon, the host absolutely gorgeous, our first visit, will definitely be back, the club is spotless and we couldn't fault a thing, Lovely crowd of people xx |
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Fabulous
by Mimzjim 19 November 2025
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| Visited on Sunday 16th for our first visit. The staff we're amazing and made us feel very welcome. The club itself was well set out with a decent social area. The playrooms are well thought out and the couples room looked clean and spacious. We didnt play on our visit but we look forward to in the near future. Met some great people aswell which made the trip well worth while. |
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Fabulous
by KingnQueenB 19 November 2025
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| We attended the club for some cheeky day time fun. The hosts could not do enough for us. They were so welcoming, funny and we enjoyed chatting with them. A bottle of Prosecco and a hot jacuzzi was just what we needed. We had a great time in the play rooms and looking forward to returning |
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OK
by mr Neil 18 November 2025
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| Tribulations to Claire and Aaron oh Mandy lol let it continue
Appreciate the club being open now in the day times its always been a banging club day dont miss out the sauna it self is well worth £20 and for jacuzzi plus the club is driver freindly with no cost for a brew |
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Fun
by Badboy for life 18 November 2025
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| Ok I put wrong review on der, visited a Decadance a number of times, Bernie and Tracy are great hosts can not do enough for you and bring a good vibe, Went to Mandy's Birthday bash on Friday good vibe nice people such an inviting club, as it should be. |
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Fun
by Badboy for life 9 November 2025
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| Visited Gatehouse last night where I met Miss S, wow what can a say Miss Scarlet is so lovely and sexy and the best hostess, kept everyone engaged and entertained,it was well attended, was a fun night, I will be seeing you a lot more, see you very soon x |