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Rating: Fabulous
by thedreemteem
7 August 2016
Without a doubt the BEST swingers festival bar none. VA Festival of Fun sets the standard. Scott, Jules, Daks, Mark and the rest of the team, thanks again for an amazing event. See you all soon.

Kinky Kiwi and Jason Derulo
Rating: Fabulous
by Black Shoe Red Soul
7 August 2016
We attended this weekends fesival of fun and so glad we did. Warm, welcoming fun hosts who were attentive to the crowds and proffesional to the end. The party was well managed and with a fabulous attendance. Great live bands and proffesional club standard DJ's saw the weekend go off in style. We were blessed with wonderful weather and wonderful social campers who chilled during the day and partied the night away. Campsite was great and music was quiet enough for a good nights sleep once we slipped away. The highlight was the foam party and was a scream neck deep and dancing the night off with great old friends and new ones in the mix. We'll be making the trip again as well worth the journey. Thanks to everyone for a great weekend! X
Rating: Fabulous
by Him and her xo
7 August 2016
We have attended the club a few times but this visit was by far the best! Our first experience of festival of fun but certainly will not be our last! Thanks so much for an incredible weekend x
Rating: Fabulous
by
7 August 2016
We attended the Festival of Fun Saturday night party for the first time and so glad we did. Well organised, great facilities with plenty of fun and games. Especially loved the foam. Thank you for a great night ;@)
Rating: OK
by
7 August 2016
Well what a festival if fun that was, met some old friends made some new ones. Will need the next month to recover, great work Scott n Jules and the rest if the staff, you'll need a good holiday now ;-) see you all soon. T & I xxx

Oh we'll pick Ts blouse up next time :-)) lol
Rating: Fabulous
by zil43
7 August 2016
What a fantastic weekend at the FoF. Congratulations to Jules, Scott, Kim, Martin, Sharon & all the staff for working tirelessly to make sure everyone was happy & the event ran smoothly. The entertainment was also fantastic all round adding to a already great wknd.

Blessed with the weather VA's was very busy with people from far & wide, all with big smiles on their faces.

Well done to everyone involved.
Rating: Fabulous
by twfun
7 August 2016
Our first visit to VA was for the festival. Great fun very friendly crowd of all shapes and sizes. Everyone seemed to have a smile on their face.

Lovely clean stylish club inside too.

Spent most of our time In the spa pool area. If you are the lovely black couple we sat next to in spa... she very chatty with glitter in her hair...do get in touch!
Rating: OK
by Lovers692
7 August 2016
Had a fab time at the festival as always well done guys we can't wait till next year
Rating: Fabulous
by cnb-norwich
7 August 2016
We attended this lovely club for their festival of fun it's a beautiful place with a brilliant atmosphere clean and very well run very friendly we had a great time we highly recommend trying it
Rating: Fun
by basques and boxers
7 August 2016
Just got back from the VA Festival! Jules Scott and all the team made it amazing! The weather was fab as was the entertainment! Thanks for a great weekend!! A&M xx
Rating: Fabulous
by lovediamonds
7 August 2016
Thank you to all VA staff & helpers for hosting such a top notch event this weekend. Many we don't know the names of, you worked so hard and everything was perfect. Particular shout out to Mark who was cooking in the heat for hours on end always polite with a smile as always. Kim, Martin, Sharon, Tanya, Jules and all the guys we really do appreciate you. The band was fabulous! Especially enjoyed fun in the foam! Atmosphere in camping area was awesome, hope you have room to expand next year. Back for more in a couple of weeks!
Rating: Fabulous
by Double C
7 August 2016
Our 2nd trip to VA Festival of Fun topped last year's visit! And that was a doozy! Scott, Jules and their team are AMAZING! We cannot put into words how much we enjoy this club. They all work so so so hard. The food, the bar all runs smoothly. The club is imacculate,even when we went back on the Saturday afternoon you would not know that there had been a party there on Friday.

A fabulous weekend was had by us and by all accounts everyone we spoke to said the same. Well done VA Team! We absolutely love this club and the people who make it run so so well. A* all the way!!! C and C. Xx

Rating: OK
by
7 August 2016
Well well well.

As a novice swinger and someone who loves the social aspect. Have visited VA twice (and certainly more to follow) the exquisite location offer class, cleanliness and hosts that you feel you'very know for years. Jules and Scott are fantastic hosts. And then there's the hotel. Highly recommended if you want to make the most of your stay. Tasteful rooms, modern bathrooms all very clean!!

P.s. Scott, someone has unfinished bus inessential lol and Jules we needs a splash in the hot tub lol.

Greg and Mel.

Xx

Back soon
Rating: OK
by Carpe Diem.
6 August 2016
Great event party weekend coyote ugly very well organised but will not return due to the horrendous bar prices ....lack of staff for the numbers attending and the Music was repetitious house music played very loudly ...why can't you mix the music up a little ...bang bang bang all day and night !!!
Rating: Fabulous
by
31 July 2016
First time ever attending a swingers club so as you can imagine we were nervous and no idea what to expect, i spent a lot of time reading reviews on lots of clubs and decided to try Vanilla Alternative due to all their great reviews

I need to start by saying all their great reviews are def earned and true

Jules who owns the place was brilliant,we chatted an laughed for hours over drinks and she made us really feel at ease which was not easy trust me lol we got there and the staff showed us around and were very professional and friendly,infact they were brilliant,nothing was too much trouble for them, the place is immaculate and really well laid out and the visitors inside were all very chilled and friendly with no pressure put upon anyone,met another couple in there who really made us feel at ease and just chatted for ages thanks you know who you are and really looking forward to the festival next week

Thanks Jules
Rating: Fabulous
by HertsBifemcouple
31 July 2016
Another great night! Love VA! Clean, classy venue and fantastic friendly staff.

Always a fun night and have made some really good friends there.

Hot tub not to be missed! Now consider ourselves commited regulars :-)
Rating: OK
by
30 July 2016
A lovely club. We just happened to pick a quiet night unfortunately.

We'll definitely be back to try a different night.

The only downside for us is the closing time. 2 o'clock seems a bit early.

Rating: OK
by Lovers692
24 July 2016
We haven't been here for some time must say everything is fabulous if not better always have a great night and a good laugh. And staff are simply amazing and nothing is to much trouble
Rating: OK
by naughty dwarf
20 July 2016
I can't understand how you can say the staff are rude,as by what you said in your last review, you were refused entry.

Rating: Fun
by wooddy 66
16 July 2016
In response to the avoid review below. Everyone that comes to theclub has to be registered as it's s private members venue. This is so everyone's anonymity is protected. Single gents are also required to book into events as we do not want a club Iver run with gents compared to ladies s it's not fir on either. This is clearly stated on the website and registration form. So if this gentleman was not registered or booked in he would as happened be turned away, no point in snagging the club off for not following the process
Rating: Fabulous
by The-Dirty-Duo
16 July 2016
Visited VA for our first time tonight, we were made to feel very welcome and shown around by Spicy, the atmosphere is very relaxed and you can do as much or as little as you feel comfortable with, the club itself is very tastfully decorated and split up in social and fun areas, we had a good time and will definitely going back. The Staff are all very friendly. Very easy to get to and plenty of parking
Rating: Fun
by
11 July 2016
Attended this club last Friday night, just a social visit, and to see what it's like.... and I was impressed!

From entering the building, you could see straight away that a lot of time and effort has been put into this club, very modern, everything spotlessly clean and a well stocked bar too :-)

The people that own this club are friendly, and their staff are very welcoming to newbies.

I tried out the hot tub during my visit, and almost fell asleep there! Lol. All rooms imaculate, clean and very inviting too ;-)

This is a club I would recommend! 5 stars from me.

Rating: Fabulous
by TN23CPL
10 July 2016
We had our 2nd visit to VA last night and again we were not disappointed. We were lucky enough to get a room which was clean and presentable. The club and staff from are amazing with the pool being fabulous. Definitely looking forward to visit number 3. Cheers
Rating: Fabulous
by Vindobona_1
5 July 2016
I visited Spicy's Bi-Night on 1/7/16 and it was a great evening. The club cannot be faulted for its cleanliness (how do they manage to keep it spotless?), its warmth of welcome and the attentiveness of the staff. Spicy was very welcoming and spent much time introducing newcomers to the various facilities. I have to say that I left before the end but I did leave with a smile from ear to ear due to the fun and frolics while I lasted! A truly fabulous, prejudice free sexy fest. A safe haven for those pleasures we love. If you get the chance, go.
Rating: Fun
by
4 July 2016
We visited for the first time on Frida, for Spicy's Bi Night.

Easy to find on the A1, about 20 miles past Stevenage. There was ample parking and from the moment we got to the door the staff we polite and welcoming.

The place is immaculate inside, with facilities that make you appreciate the cost of entry. The hot tub is enormous, comfortably holding 20 or more people.

We hired a locker and Spicy gave us "the tour" just as you would expect from any club worth its salt. Each locker contains 2 large towels, so no need to bring any with you.

VA is licenced and the bar prices we reasonable and you could run a tab from your locker key, so no need to carry any money around with you.

The play areas are clean, large and spacious, with both public and curtained areas. Within the wet area there were plenty of "wet bed" areas to play in.

As an added bonus, for the bi-night, the THT were visiting, providing free HIV and STD screening to all attendees.
Rating: Fabulous
by cheekylittleminx69
3 July 2016
My second outing (but first bi night) to this lovely club and wow! What an atmosphere as my partner and i were warmly greeted. Then to the bar where everyone was mingling and such a friendly bunch of down to earth swingers!

We met some lovely people and enjoyed the hot tub for starters and then the play areas where we had a great time!

I was impressed by the cleanliness and friendliness and there was even a buffet put on which was very welcomed after i had worked up an appetite!

Will definitely go back on the bi nights again!

Thanks again spicyminx and all the staff x
Rating: Fabulous
by
3 July 2016
This club is great very good mix of sexy people. Lots of places to play that is decorated perfectly.

The owners are very friendly and accommodating.

Great jacuzzi we had an amazing first time definitely in our top 5 best uk clubs.
Rating: Fabulous
by funboybi
3 July 2016
I've been to a few clubs and VA is the best, without comparison. It's kitted out well, lovely location, plenty of parking, wonderful staff and well, a fabulous time.

The hot tub is huge, the bar stocked, the staff seem to know the attitude of the scene really well. Special mention to Jules, she's cheeky and ace.

Lovely time, my favourite place xxx
Rating: Fabulous
by zil43
2 July 2016
Our first visit to VA and OMG what a lovely venue it is. From the first moment we arrived, were welcomed with open arms from all the staff.Being shown around by our old friend we were astounded by how clean & well presented everything was. Met up with Jules... Yes Yes Yes what a truly wonderful hostess, down to earth, full of energy and could not do enough for us.

The club was full of sexy individual's and dont think anyone was left out as all rooms were full of fun people. Will definately be back x
Rating: Fabulous
by
2 July 2016
Great night again with a Fab crowd would like to make contact with the couple i played with just before you go into the couples on the sofas last night .
Rating: Fabulous
by
2 July 2016
Our first time out on the scene as a new couple and wow did we have a good time. My (Bee's) first time at VA, Wolfie has been before. I'd heard and read brilliant reviews about it, and I'm happy to say it's all true. Great location, for ladies who like to dress. Lovely big bar area to socialise / also outdoor smoking area where we met new friends.

In the play area there's plenty of space for play, all very open with a few curtained off areas. Never been to a club without private rooms before though. Nether the less Wolfie and I got down to playing and very soon I was collared and leashed with him directing my attention in different directions. Later on, we went round to a larger play area by the hot tub and were entertained by a delightful couple and some gentleman. Much fun was had, we will be returning for more. Xx

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