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Rating: Fabulous
by
8 August 2017
My first time at VA and FOF........ Wow what an awesome weekend, the staff were amazing and very welcoming. The place was buzzing!!!

Can't wait for 2018!! Well done guys your hard work and effort really paid off.
Rating: OK
by Phoenixcouplexx
8 August 2017
Yet again the Va smashed it out of the park.

We had an absolutely amazing weekend at the festival of fun, laughter, drink, banter and plenty of sexy antics just what the doctor ordered.

This club has it all, for the newbie and the more experienced in the scene. Festival of fun remains the highlight of our swinging year, it will take an awful lot to stop us going we just love it.

The Va team work so hard throughout and it really shows, Scott and Jules as usual great hosts, Dak's and the lovely Danielle running around keeping it all working in the background. Brilliant guys, thank you xxx.
Rating: Fabulous
by JLUK
8 August 2017
Still recovering from an absolutely awesome time at the Festival. Didn't think it would be possible to top last year but somehow it manages to go from strength to strength.

Big shout out to all the staff who did an amazing job all weekend.
Rating: OK
by
8 August 2017
Our very first club visit! Amazing fun, people great, camp site brilliant... wish we could find the couple we sat next to in the hot tub! We didn't talk but they were enjoying the sight my partner giving me a blow job ,-)
Rating: Fabulous
by
8 August 2017
Amazing festival again, well done guys better and better each year, still recovering!
Rating: Fabulous
by
8 August 2017
We attended our 2nd VA FoF in 4 years, we won't be stupid enough to miss another one. Absolutely perfect in every way.

Bring on VA FoF 2018!!!
Rating: Fabulous
by
8 August 2017
One of the highlights of our swinging diary is the Festival Of Fun at Vanilla Alternative. We know we are going to have a brilliant weekend -we always do! So much planning and effort is put into it by the whole crew to ensure everyone has a brilliant time. The people that attend are the friendliest but it's really disappointing when we hear certain customers are taking the Micky by bringing their own drinks into the club. I'm sure they wouldn't dream of it on a regular club night so why let your own standards slip on a weekender? Please respect club rules if you're planning on coming, it could spoil it for everyone else otherwise.

Bring on 2018 FoF. Xxx
Rating: Fabulous
by FiftyFifty3
8 August 2017
Saturday night at the Va fof great atmosphere ,band and fascilities and lots of sexy people. Always a good night at the VA but the FOF makes for an extra special summer sexy event.
Rating: Fabulous
by FiftyFifty3
8 August 2017
Saturday night at the Va fof great atmosphere ,band and fascilities and lots of sexy people. Always a good night at the VA but the FOF makes for an extra special summer sexy event.
Rating: Fabulous
by Benoverxxx
7 August 2017
Not only our first VA FOF but our first trip to VA. And now we know what we've been missing. Amazing facilities and the large open play areas were a first for us but absolutely loved them. Real Roman orgy feel.

The festival was flawless. Banging tunes from start to finish. Top class band. (Beau fell in love with the singer).

And the vibe instantly made you feel relaxed and ready for fun with like minded people.

We'll be back soon just for the club. But definitely put us down for another FOF.
Rating: Fabulous
by 2up1down
7 August 2017
Second FOF for us this year. Couldn't make the whole event but made up for it lol. Great band sat night we danced our heart out. Thank you for such an excellent time. Know how much hard work these things are - Jules, Scott and team x.
Rating: Fabulous
by Shybloke67
7 August 2017
I had a fabulous time at this year’s Festival of Fun, my second year attending but first time camping and I’m so glad I decided to do it. The atmosphere in the campsite and the club later was absolutely brilliant. The entertainment was fantastic with a great live band and top DJ’s playing banging tunes day and night. A big thank you to all the staff who worked their socks off all weekend and were always running around doing stuff to make sure the weekend went smoothly. Also a massive thanks to everyone who made it such an amazing weekend to remember. See you all again next year. xxx
Rating: Fabulous
by
7 August 2017

So pleased to hear everyone had a great time.... It was such a fantastic weekend, loved catching up with all our lovely friends and making new ones. Such a great vibe this year

Jules, Scott and the VA team work tirelessly to make sure everyone has the best weekend and it certainly showed. You guys now need to go and have some sleep!

Hope to see lots of you at the club soon!

Paul the DJ and Kitten (barmaid!)

Xx

Rating: Fabulous
by LiberatedPair
7 August 2017
We attended the Saturday of Festival of fun 2017

Was a great weekend made up of good vibes an a very relaxed well put together event.

The staff are very helpful and friendly. An the club is very well laid out. The external area used for the festival was also great fun.

Will be back sooner rather than later
Rating: Fabulous
by TNMparties
7 August 2017
First time attending VA and the festival of fun seemed like a good place to start. Without a doubt one of the best clubs we've attend so far! Nothing but good vibes, high caliber of attendees, big playrooms and the main attraction being the swimming pool. Unfortunately I didn't get to practice my breaststroke but maybe next time ;-p

Made some incredible connections and look forward to seeing how they playout! Will 100% be making another appearance! TnM x
Rating: Fabulous
by gorgeouslyyours
6 August 2017
Been to Va a couple of times many years ago and loved it but distance and time have always been against me when friends have invited. The FOF weekend has been on my bucket list for so long when a last minute opportunity arose I couldn't resist booking.. I had the most amazing time. Great friends, chilled atmosphere. tonnes of sexy friendly people mixed with the whole Va experience live band ibiza daytime tunes foam Party and a banging dj.. I couldnt fault the weekend even the rain decided to leave us be...Thank you to everyone in team Va for putting on this event. I m definately making this weekend a must in my swing diary xxx
Rating: Fabulous
by easyriders69
6 August 2017
Wow wow and wow. This was our 1st festival of fun. Absolutely banging fun from start to finish. Everything was perfect, from the food and drink, music, facilities and atmosphere. Really can't thank Scott and Jules and the team enough for the relentless effort and kindness they show. It was amazing to see lots of our friends there and make lots of new ones who welcomed our girlfriend with open arms.

As a side note, a big salute to the campers who kept the field tidy and left the cleanest festival field we've ever seen.

Absolutely 10 out of 10 and already looking forward to next year's festival.

Oh, and Jules, blinding idea with the redneck cowboy swimming pool . The 3 of us really enjoyed it and big thanks to Guy and Co for making the steps and seating and laying slabs at very short notice. Legends the lot of you xxx
Rating: Fabulous
by Glitterbabe
6 August 2017
I had an amazing fun weekend at the Vanilla Alternative Festival of Fun.

The foam party was absolutely fantastic and the atmosphere in the club and the grounds was just perfect. It was wonderful to see so many friends and spend a fantastic weekend and around like minded people.

The club itself is very plush, and it was bursting at the seams with sexy party goers this weekend.

I want to say a big thank you to all of them team who helped make this weekend so special.
Rating: Fabulous
by
6 August 2017
If you want FUN then this festival is the one you should look to attend.

Well done to the owners and all the backroom staff that make this event a great time for all those who attended.

See you next year S and T
Rating: Fabulous
by Sex Luther
6 August 2017
I've been to this fantastic club nuremous times but the FOF was something else!!

This clubs attention to detail is second to none and you can see all the hard work and effort that went into making it a festival to remember...

Thank you and next time I'm there for the whole weekend!! x
Rating: Avoid
by EMLET
6 August 2017
this was the second festival of fun we have been to and it will be our last. my weekend and experience was spoiled by being badly spoken down to and shouted at in front of people by the club owners for a mistake made on their part. respect and customer service skills would go along way with paying guests, it should have been handled differently.
Rating: Fabulous
by Racy Couple
6 August 2017
We've just spent 3 days and 2 nights at this club for their amazing festival of fun. Slick, well organised event which simply carries on the theme set by other events and activities this club undertakes. The staff worked relentlessly to keep the place clean and functioning in what was occasionally challenging weather. Food and drink well priced and plentiful. Cannot recommend this place enough. Other clubs take note!
Rating: Fun
by Ready and Willing 9
31 July 2017
So this was my 2nd visit in as many weeks to this club. I attended the Dark Desires night and enjoyed every second. It's very clean and stylish. The pool is amazing and it's the centre peice of the club for me. I really like that the rooms are on site and that you can have people in your room until closing. Very friendly staff with smokingly hot bar staff lol. Will definetly be going back. Looks like I'll be a regular here. ;-)
Rating: Fabulous
by
30 July 2017
It was our 3 time in as many weeks tonight. This is the first time we've been able to leave a review so we thought we would let you know how we got on. Each time we've attended the staff have been amazing, professional, friendly and down to earth.

Our first night we were like a couple of rabbits caught in headlights, we had never experienced anything like we saw, we eventually chilled out and got down to it in the hot tub room, were approached by another couple we declined and they were incredibly respectful.

The second week was our best, we felt much more relaxed and confident. But what a night the hot tub a new experience and the most amazing one yet. Lovely atmosphere, lovely people.

We went tonight but unaware it was Chic Night, although we enjoyed many aspects, for us it was a bit too busy, a few gang bangs and not much room to fit as we only play together. We enjoyed ourselves doing our thing though here and there. We did find room in the couples area late on in the night and settled in nicely only for a man to start shouting to his mates about god knows what right next to us like he was down his local. Killed the mood for us sadly.

But in general we love he club and as our first club in our very early months into this scene we are very happy we chose to go here first.
Rating: Fabulous
by MrBluesky10
24 July 2017
Went for the first time on Fri 21st.Thought the club was very nice.Loved the Jacuzzi area and all the open rooms.Reasonable drink prices and nice food.Lots of play and busy.Will attend most certainly again in the near future.

Rating: Fabulous
by Organically Latex
23 July 2017
We visited this.club for the first time last night with our good friend Vintage Dolly.

From the second you step into the venue you can see just how professionally the club is run.

The layout is perfect creating an atmosphere which is relaxed and sexy putting any first timer to the club at ease.

The hosts, the bar staff and the people who attend are all amazing and we could not of asked for a better evening. We will be regulars from here on forth.
Rating: Fabulous
by Berrys
23 July 2017
Went to this club again Friday with my fb

Had a fantastic time in wonderfull and more importantly, CLEAN surroundings. The Jacuzzi is amazing. The layout is great.

The food is very nice.

Even the toilets are kept clean and tidy, and you can't say that about many clubs

We stayed over night in the hotel the room was very good and reasonably priced can't rate this club highly enough well done to all the staff and owners

Thank you.
Rating: OK
by bearhart
22 July 2017
Met a great couple from Lincoln last night

What great chemistry

Would love to see them again
Rating: OK
by Theblackmac
19 July 2017
My first visit to this club today and all I want to say....well done.as I walked in got greeted by a guy at the reception and had a quick show around the club.after all I felt at ease straight away and start chatting up with the lovely gorgeous lady were there today.after all ,play kicked off with a bang as all head towards the play room.i did really enjoyed the layout of the room,shower,pool ,and resting place.well done VA, one of the spotless club I've been too.finally but not the least,manythanx to lovely couple that served every one today ie.the barmaid and the guy on the front desk.see you guys later x
Rating: Fabulous
by bedsguy
16 July 2017
Went to the MILF club Wednesday

I've been to this club a few times now

Never round it to be clicky like some clubs

Always mega clean and well presented

Enjoyed the jacuzzi and played with some single ladies and couples

I'd return again and would always recommend the club

Rob
Rating: Fabulous
by basques and boxers
16 July 2017
Went to VA last night was greeted with a very warm welcome from Jules! All the team friendly and chatty! Great atmosphere, great mix of people! Fun night! Thanks guys for all your hard work!! X

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