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Rating: Fabulous
by Glitterbabe
6 August 2017
I had an amazing fun weekend at the Vanilla Alternative Festival of Fun.

The foam party was absolutely fantastic and the atmosphere in the club and the grounds was just perfect. It was wonderful to see so many friends and spend a fantastic weekend and around like minded people.

The club itself is very plush, and it was bursting at the seams with sexy party goers this weekend.

I want to say a big thank you to all of them team who helped make this weekend so special.
Rating: Fabulous
by
6 August 2017
If you want FUN then this festival is the one you should look to attend.

Well done to the owners and all the backroom staff that make this event a great time for all those who attended.

See you next year S and T
Rating: Fabulous
by Sex Luther
6 August 2017
I've been to this fantastic club nuremous times but the FOF was something else!!

This clubs attention to detail is second to none and you can see all the hard work and effort that went into making it a festival to remember...

Thank you and next time I'm there for the whole weekend!! x
Rating: Avoid
by EMLET
6 August 2017
this was the second festival of fun we have been to and it will be our last. my weekend and experience was spoiled by being badly spoken down to and shouted at in front of people by the club owners for a mistake made on their part. respect and customer service skills would go along way with paying guests, it should have been handled differently.
Rating: Fabulous
by Racy Couple
6 August 2017
We've just spent 3 days and 2 nights at this club for their amazing festival of fun. Slick, well organised event which simply carries on the theme set by other events and activities this club undertakes. The staff worked relentlessly to keep the place clean and functioning in what was occasionally challenging weather. Food and drink well priced and plentiful. Cannot recommend this place enough. Other clubs take note!
Rating: Fun
by Ready and Willing 9
31 July 2017
So this was my 2nd visit in as many weeks to this club. I attended the Dark Desires night and enjoyed every second. It's very clean and stylish. The pool is amazing and it's the centre peice of the club for me. I really like that the rooms are on site and that you can have people in your room until closing. Very friendly staff with smokingly hot bar staff lol. Will definetly be going back. Looks like I'll be a regular here. ;-)
Rating: Fabulous
by
30 July 2017
It was our 3 time in as many weeks tonight. This is the first time we've been able to leave a review so we thought we would let you know how we got on. Each time we've attended the staff have been amazing, professional, friendly and down to earth.

Our first night we were like a couple of rabbits caught in headlights, we had never experienced anything like we saw, we eventually chilled out and got down to it in the hot tub room, were approached by another couple we declined and they were incredibly respectful.

The second week was our best, we felt much more relaxed and confident. But what a night the hot tub a new experience and the most amazing one yet. Lovely atmosphere, lovely people.

We went tonight but unaware it was Chic Night, although we enjoyed many aspects, for us it was a bit too busy, a few gang bangs and not much room to fit as we only play together. We enjoyed ourselves doing our thing though here and there. We did find room in the couples area late on in the night and settled in nicely only for a man to start shouting to his mates about god knows what right next to us like he was down his local. Killed the mood for us sadly.

But in general we love he club and as our first club in our very early months into this scene we are very happy we chose to go here first.
Rating: Fabulous
by MrBluesky10
24 July 2017
Went for the first time on Fri 21st.Thought the club was very nice.Loved the Jacuzzi area and all the open rooms.Reasonable drink prices and nice food.Lots of play and busy.Will attend most certainly again in the near future.

Rating: Fabulous
by Organically Latex
23 July 2017
We visited this.club for the first time last night with our good friend Vintage Dolly.

From the second you step into the venue you can see just how professionally the club is run.

The layout is perfect creating an atmosphere which is relaxed and sexy putting any first timer to the club at ease.

The hosts, the bar staff and the people who attend are all amazing and we could not of asked for a better evening. We will be regulars from here on forth.
Rating: Fabulous
by Berrys
23 July 2017
Went to this club again Friday with my fb

Had a fantastic time in wonderfull and more importantly, CLEAN surroundings. The Jacuzzi is amazing. The layout is great.

The food is very nice.

Even the toilets are kept clean and tidy, and you can't say that about many clubs

We stayed over night in the hotel the room was very good and reasonably priced can't rate this club highly enough well done to all the staff and owners

Thank you.
Rating: OK
by bearhart
22 July 2017
Met a great couple from Lincoln last night

What great chemistry

Would love to see them again
Rating: OK
by Theblackmac
19 July 2017
My first visit to this club today and all I want to say....well done.as I walked in got greeted by a guy at the reception and had a quick show around the club.after all I felt at ease straight away and start chatting up with the lovely gorgeous lady were there today.after all ,play kicked off with a bang as all head towards the play room.i did really enjoyed the layout of the room,shower,pool ,and resting place.well done VA, one of the spotless club I've been too.finally but not the least,manythanx to lovely couple that served every one today ie.the barmaid and the guy on the front desk.see you guys later x
Rating: Fabulous
by bedsguy
16 July 2017
Went to the MILF club Wednesday

I've been to this club a few times now

Never round it to be clicky like some clubs

Always mega clean and well presented

Enjoyed the jacuzzi and played with some single ladies and couples

I'd return again and would always recommend the club

Rob
Rating: Fabulous
by basques and boxers
16 July 2017
Went to VA last night was greeted with a very warm welcome from Jules! All the team friendly and chatty! Great atmosphere, great mix of people! Fun night! Thanks guys for all your hard work!! X
Rating: Fabulous
by
16 July 2017
First visit to vanilla alternative first time with my lady friend last night. Oh my god! We had so much fun in this lovely place. Play area was really nice and jacuzzi probably one of the best in any club. Once we arrived staff was very welcoming and specially Brian was very professional and nice guy, he showed us round the club and was very helpful. I will highly recommend this club to any swingers out there and I'm definitely going back for more fun. Xxx
Rating: Fabulous
by Orla Lewis
15 July 2017
Last night we attended VA for the first time. It was an hour & half drive but most definitely worth it. The club is very relaxed and welcoming. The team were chatty and helpful in showing us around. A large mix of social areas and playrooms dedicated to different wishes. A wide mix of clients attended and it wasn't long before all playrooms and the hot tub was swarming with pure nakedness. No shyness here. Lots of dropped towels lol. Looking forward to braving the glory hole next time ;-). Played in the main open area where the 3 other beds were also filled with couples & single guys writhing around the beds...loved it. Fucked until there was nothing left to give. Thank you to all those we met last night for an amazing evening and a very filthy fun filled night xxx
Rating: Fun
by DeepSatisfaction
15 July 2017
First time to VA tonight. So nice and cosy. Met some amazing people. Me and my partner will be returning on a regular basis.

Rating: Fabulous
by Candycock5
12 July 2017
First visit to the VA MILF afternoon, loads of friendly couples and girls and a good mix of guys. Loads of naughtiness with some horny MILFs and respectful guys. Definitely be back. Just wish it was longer. Can't wait for next month. Well worth a visit, especially if you're a horny couple.
Rating: OK
by paul and belinda
12 July 2017
Hi all went to the v a milf club met some fantastic people it was the best event ever i cant wait till the next event
Rating: Fabulous
by BonJazzy
12 July 2017
I attended the Milf Club today 12/7/17 and it was definately fantastic. From the beginning to the end it was great.

The people that attended today were equally great. Everyone was nice and accomodating. I love this club and i think am gonna be a regular
Rating: Fabulous
by
12 July 2017
I made an impromptu visit to an organised event, it was really busy. Obviously many more single guys there but everyone was so friendly and respectful, and as a single man there were still many opportunities to play.

I will return and would urge anyone else to go too
Rating: Fun
by Cum4usboth
9 July 2017
Another great bi night. Not so much play this time but was a great laugh with all the stories that were coming out. Learnt a Few new words in the smoking area, looking forward to our next trip to this great club
Rating: Fabulous
by Danielpierced
9 July 2017
Fantastic night as always, best bi nught by a longshot. Well done to Double C for hosting duties job's a good 'un. See you all again next time :)
Rating: Fabulous
by essexcouple2015
9 July 2017
We have frequented the VA a number of times now. And without doubt this has to be our nightspot. The Club has made some recent updates; LED lights around the play beds and Glory Hole area for both M and F. The jewel in the crown has to be the Hot Tub...it's massive and a great place to get to get to know folk :-) On arrival, you're always greeted with a warm welcoming smile and the whole place oozes decadence and charm. The licenced bar is always a plus too, and as for the staff, they are sexy and manage a very well maintained club. We visited on Saturday 8th July, and have also attended Fridays too. So if you're a seasoned swinger or a newbie, the VA is a must. Thanks guys, keep up the good work xx
Rating: Fabulous
by essexcouple2015
9 July 2017
We have frequented he VA a number of times now. And without doubt this has to be our favourite. The Club has made some recent updates; LED lights around the play beds and Glory Hole area for both M and F. The jewel in the crown has to be the Hot Tub...it's massive and a great place to get to folk :-) On arrival, you're always greeted with a warm welcoming smile and the whole place oozes decadence and charm. The licenced bar is always a plus too, and as for the staff, they are sexy and mange a very well maintained club. We visited on Saturday 8th July, and have also attended Fridays too. So if you're a seasoned swinger or a newbie, the VA is a must. Thanks guys, keep up the good work xx
Rating: Fabulous
by
8 July 2017
My first time at VA, and my first time at a club, and what a night! Great venue, great staff, great crowd and some great fun was had ;) Highly recommended! I was told this particular night was quite modest and moved a little slowly, so if there is a better more lively night/club out there I cannot wait to attend :)
Rating: Fabulous
by carakiss12
8 July 2017
Love this club,the staff are fantastic, the new look just perfect, the guests amazing. Buffet, music and sexy people an excellent way to spend an evening, well done Double C for hosting a wonderful night. Looking forward to the August party.

Rating: Fabulous
by Alo
8 July 2017
VA is an incredible club and last night was no exception .

A Fantastic Bi night, Best Bi night in England . Absolutely gorgeous sexy people ,especially my couple friends .

and the best staff you could ever wish to find in a club. Highly recommended Night.
Rating: Fun
by
2 July 2017
We've not visited VA for around 6 months. They've had a small refurb with the beds looking a lot smarter and neater. We had a fantastic time with a couple who were swinging for the first time...I hope we made a good impression!?!?!
Rating: Fabulous
by funandlaughter69
2 July 2017
Went here for the Friday night Milf club, we expected loads of single young men, but find the place rammed with couples (bonus). A great time was had ;-) look forward to our next night out at this fab club X X
Rating: OK
by funsurreycouple1
27 June 2017
We attended the dark Desires party on Friday night the first time at the VA.

We enjoyed the club and the layout, it was quite nice to have everyone in the open and no lockable rooms.

The hot tub was great and no awful chlorine was a bonus.

After a chat to some of the other lovely guests there we will return on Bi night sometime soon, as that is more our "thing".

Sensible bar prices (cheaper than most pubs)a little problem booking our own taxi on the way home as they won`t pick up from there unless its booked by the staff. No real issue as the reception staff gladly phoned them for us.

The single men there were well behaved however we do echo one of the posters below on the dress code, it did leave us confused as to is there one at all?

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