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Rating: Fabulous
by essexcouple2015
9 July 2017
We have frequented the VA a number of times now. And without doubt this has to be our nightspot. The Club has made some recent updates; LED lights around the play beds and Glory Hole area for both M and F. The jewel in the crown has to be the Hot Tub...it's massive and a great place to get to get to know folk :-) On arrival, you're always greeted with a warm welcoming smile and the whole place oozes decadence and charm. The licenced bar is always a plus too, and as for the staff, they are sexy and manage a very well maintained club. We visited on Saturday 8th July, and have also attended Fridays too. So if you're a seasoned swinger or a newbie, the VA is a must. Thanks guys, keep up the good work xx
Rating: Fabulous
by essexcouple2015
9 July 2017
We have frequented he VA a number of times now. And without doubt this has to be our favourite. The Club has made some recent updates; LED lights around the play beds and Glory Hole area for both M and F. The jewel in the crown has to be the Hot Tub...it's massive and a great place to get to folk :-) On arrival, you're always greeted with a warm welcoming smile and the whole place oozes decadence and charm. The licenced bar is always a plus too, and as for the staff, they are sexy and mange a very well maintained club. We visited on Saturday 8th July, and have also attended Fridays too. So if you're a seasoned swinger or a newbie, the VA is a must. Thanks guys, keep up the good work xx
Rating: Fabulous
by
8 July 2017
My first time at VA, and my first time at a club, and what a night! Great venue, great staff, great crowd and some great fun was had ;) Highly recommended! I was told this particular night was quite modest and moved a little slowly, so if there is a better more lively night/club out there I cannot wait to attend :)
Rating: Fabulous
by carakiss12
8 July 2017
Love this club,the staff are fantastic, the new look just perfect, the guests amazing. Buffet, music and sexy people an excellent way to spend an evening, well done Double C for hosting a wonderful night. Looking forward to the August party.

Rating: Fabulous
by Dr Bigbull
8 July 2017
VA is an incredible club and last night was no exception .

A Fantastic Bi night, Best Bi night in England . Absolutely gorgeous sexy people ,especially my couple friends .

and the best staff you could ever wish to find in a club. Highly recommended Night.
Rating: Fun
by
2 July 2017
We've not visited VA for around 6 months. They've had a small refurb with the beds looking a lot smarter and neater. We had a fantastic time with a couple who were swinging for the first time...I hope we made a good impression!?!?!
Rating: Fabulous
by fenland66
2 July 2017
Went here for the Friday night Milf club, we expected loads of single young men, but find the place rammed with couples (bonus). A great time was had ;-) look forward to our next night out at this fab club X X
Rating: OK
by funsurreycouple1
27 June 2017
We attended the dark Desires party on Friday night the first time at the VA.

We enjoyed the club and the layout, it was quite nice to have everyone in the open and no lockable rooms.

The hot tub was great and no awful chlorine was a bonus.

After a chat to some of the other lovely guests there we will return on Bi night sometime soon, as that is more our "thing".

Sensible bar prices (cheaper than most pubs)a little problem booking our own taxi on the way home as they won`t pick up from there unless its booked by the staff. No real issue as the reception staff gladly phoned them for us.

The single men there were well behaved however we do echo one of the posters below on the dress code, it did leave us confused as to is there one at all?
Rating: Fun
by FilthyDebauchery
25 June 2017
I've been wanting to visit this club for months and finally did so on friday with my friend The Dark Desires party was brilliant! We got given a full tour on arrival The bar and dance floor area are spacious and perfect for socialising The playrooms clean and modern with great mood lighting for play By far my favourite area was the large pool! Great club, great atmosphere Will definitely plan a return visit Next time making sure to book a room in the club's hotel too ;-)
Rating: Fabulous
by naturally sexy
24 June 2017
Went to Dark Desires party last night and had a great time!

Cool dj playing great music, with lots of people dancing! We've been to VA a couple of times and this is the busiest we've seen it!

Altogether one of the best party nights we've attended!
Rating: Fun
by Ready and Willing 9
24 June 2017
Was mine and my friends first visit to this very clean and friendly club for the beach party last night. Got shown around and was made to feel welcome by everyone. Was a new one on us that there were no lockable play rooms but each to their own :-). The pool is absoultely amazing!!!. Very clean and none of that chlorine business that makes you look like you've been on a all nighter lol. Reasonable prices drinks,toilets are clean which is always a bonus. So all in all a very enjoyable first visit. We will most definitely be going back very soon!
Rating: Fun
by
24 June 2017
Visited the club yesterday for the first time as a single guy.

Friendly staff and nice atmosphere...

I had fun with couples in the play room, enjoyed dancing and had a bit of fun in the giant jacuzzi.

I will be definitely going back...
Rating: Fun
by
24 June 2017
Lovely venue, great staff and the guests were nice too.

Went up to the VA on Friday night. It was my first time, the place has a very sexy and chilled vibe about it. I will be back at some point, but with more friends for all kinds of mischief
Rating: Fun
by goddamn
18 June 2017
We were at VA last night and it started quietly, but did pick up. The downstairs rooms were a nice temperature (unlike the hotel room which was an oven!) And there was just enough people to make it feel busy without being crowded. We don't like the mixed bathrooms, but we did like the new gloryhole section that wasn't there when we last visited. As ever the staff were friendly and helpful x
Rating: OK
by
17 June 2017
This is our favourite club but the management need to review their Friday night policy and what they are looking to achieve. It's disrespectful when a woman spends hours getting ready only to watch single men permitted entry to the club wearing scruffy old jeans and trainers. More than one gentleman tonight had personal hygiene issues and I wasn't the only woman to notice. Resulting in four couples simultaneously leavening the club. Guys you need to review who you are letting in and what type of atmosphere you wish to create We were in a club last week in

Shoreditch and a male half of a couple was bluntly refused entry for not wearing a shirt with a collar.

Rating: OK
by
11 June 2017
Had a relaxed time last night at VA, friendly people and great music. Definitely will return soon. If you saw us feel free to leave us a veri ;)
Rating: Fabulous
by foxylady999
4 June 2017
My first and definitely not my last visit to Spicy bi night. Invited by a gorgeous couple, the evening certainly did not disappoint...an amazing evening with friends new and not so old either.... amazing
Rating: Fabulous
by bigballs69
4 June 2017
I went to the VA Bi event after a few recommendations from people I'd spoken to at other clubs. The club is easy to find, has a private car park and is exceptionally clean and the staff very friendly.

As mentioned before all the play areas are open so no private rooms but this was great for ticking my voyeuristic and exhinitionist tendencies. Everyone was very considerate and this meant it wasn't a problem.

I had some very nice fun in the hot tub and chatted to a few couples and guys. There were lots of couples and a reasonable number of single guys and everyone seemed to have fun.

I definitely hope to go again sometime.
Rating: Fabulous
by tickler11
3 June 2017
Fantastic night at SpicyMinx's organised Bi Party at the Vanilla Alternative 2/6/17 .A great atmosphere with many playful partygoers the pool was to capacity every where you cast your gaze something was going on ..cant wait till the next one this venue is definately one of the best ...
Rating: Fabulous
by Cum4usboth
3 June 2017
Our second trip to spicys bi night, absolutely love these nights. Staff are welcoming, clean spacious play rooms. We ventured into the glory hole and it filled up with bodies. Don't know who was touching who but it was great fun. Love the t girls we chatted to. So relaxed and open. Can't wait for next month
Rating: Fabulous
by MrHornyGent
3 June 2017
My first visit to SpicyMinxs bi-night. Online registration was a doddle and only 2 speed cameras close to the venue on the northbound A1. The club itself was clean, spacious and the pay bar a welcome addition. Lots of couples, single ladies and TV/TS. Surprisingly not that many single guys like me. It was pretty easy to talk to people who were all welcoming and eager to move to the play area. The spa room fulfilled a number of fantasies. The pool was warm and clean, loads of fun in there. Bagged some couples and headed to a play area next to the pool. Watched and joined by sexy couples and brought the house down with some noisy explosions, several cheers and applause. If you want private rooms you won't find them here. Everything is on show for all to watch and enjoy. Thoroughly enjoyed myself and look forward to my next visit. Don't miss the fun guys.
Rating: Fabulous
by Danielpierced
3 June 2017
Love this club big time, such a great night and well done Spicyminx for another awesome event. Best one yet, see you again next month :)
Rating: Fabulous
by Guilty pleasurers
3 June 2017
The owners, the club the hoist spicyminx just brilliant. It's the best
Rating: Fabulous
by Zapcats
29 May 2017
This was our third visit to this incredible club as a couple. The first two were brilliant but this time was even better!!!

Great staff, great owners, great venue and fantastic people.

We had loads of fun and can't wait to come back again! Xx
Rating: Fabulous
by Optimum trajectory
29 May 2017
We found ourselves east side this weekend for a visit to this beautiful club. A great layout allowing good space for mingling with all the sexy smiley people. The atmosphere was buzzing when we arrived and didn't let up all night. The hot tub (or honey trap) was awesome and the play areas were clean and well thought out. In short we can't wait to get back. Thanks for a great night. x
Rating: Fabulous
by No Compliments just Extra
29 May 2017
First visit to VA on Sat and what a visit! Incredible venue with incredibly welcoming staff. Atmosphere was fantastic - somehow a jungle wild, fun party and alluring, sultry intimacy all rolled into one. As to the company ... amazing, liberated and lovely people as befits our lifestyle. Exceptional. Cannot wait to visit again. Xx
Rating: Fun
by
17 May 2017
Had a great day at the club for the greedy girl parties. Lots of people great couples having fun. Enjoyed the day.
Rating: Fun
by sexylexi69
14 May 2017
Our first club visit last night glad we did!! Very well laid out nice people . Hot tub was fabulous plenty of room to accommodate. Will be going again at some point.
Rating: OK
by paul and belinda
11 May 2017
I went to the v a milf club met some lovely people a great afternoon
Rating: Fabulous
by Popular Poppy
10 May 2017
Oh my goodness...occasionally on this scene one encounters a perfect experience...today at the MILF Club at the plush Vanilla Alternative venue was such a day. Had been meaning to attend for months but dreaded driving on the Road of Death by myself; today a perfect gentleman did that for me. After socialising for a little while in the bar area I decided to take things into my own hands by following a new acquaintance into the anonymous glory hole box...oh my...Had to wait two seconds before two beatiful cocks were presented to me ...then another...then another...which I endeavoured to empty dutifully. After I perched myself , hips and legs protruding from the glory box to the outside, unable to see who would take me. Take me they did, filling both holes alternately to the brim, as I groaned with pleasure and naughtiness...when these fellas were finished with me I made my way to one of the big open beds, where I was privileged to be stuffed in all three holes, spitroasted, on my back, then on all fours, then on my back...with glorious cock after cock being offered to me, both hands full, as I encouraged these tigers to empty their loads in my mouth...I stopped counting after ten or twelve such deliveries were made...oh my...never experienced anything like it and cannot wait to improve my game and technique for next month's MILF Club, where I feel right at home. Looking forward to experiencing other events at the VA where I can really fulfill my naughtiest fantasies in style.
Rating: Fun
by xcatmasterx
10 May 2017
Had a afternoon experience at VA today

My first time at the club so thought it a good way to see what all the fuss is about

Was pleasantly surprised when I walked in, very nice surroundings,everyone seemed friendly

The hot tub looked amazing,hope to get to use it next time :0)

Will definitely be back for more

Thanks guy's :0)) X

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