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Rating: Fabulous
by SexPeople
10 February 2019
Oh what a night!

Our first visit to VA last night (Saturday Soirée). We stayed overnight in one of the hotel room on-site. Lovely place, with a real upmarket feel, though the hotel room is in dire need of a new mattress and a decent shower!

Great mix of people, not younger and older. Fantastic social atmosphere and we met and chatted with some lovely couples throughout the night.

Once the party got going, many of us retired to the hot tub, and the real fun commenced! For a good hour and a half we enjoyed an amazing soft swap session with a lovely couple from Kent and another young lady (both of whoms FAB names we forgot to get!).

Amazing night! We will be back... :-)
Rating: Fabulous
by Curvyandsnapper
9 February 2019
We visited last (Friday) night, our first trip to VA in some years. Friendly welcome and we were stunned by the vast improvements made to the club from last we saw it. Open plan format is a definite winner - and the removal of private spaces works too and helps with the atmosphere.

We both had lots of fun ourselves - and enjoyed some fantastic views of others doing the same.

We were a little disappointed with the number of single guys admitted - unusually we felt it could have done with a few more (which makes a change!) - perhaps that’s just curvy feeling extra greedy.

We look forward to returning soon

C&S
Rating: Fabulous
by
7 February 2019
Been attending this club very regularly for some time now, it is truly magnificent always a welcome friendly crowd always new people to meet.

The venue is always spotlessly clean, professional staff, good music and nice hot tub. I visited last Friday on bi night and it was very busy and had lots of fun. Already looking forward to my next visit. Xxx S
Rating: Fabulous
by
3 February 2019
I attended Spicy's bi night for the first time in a while and straight away was reminded why I love these nights . Despite the weather there was a good turnout ...A chance to catch up with old friends , and make new ones. Spicy us always friendly and welcoming , and the VA is always spotless and well staffed. Can't wait for the next one !
Rating: Fabulous
by
3 February 2019
We wanted to try this club for a while, and we decided to go on the Saturday 26th of Jan, and we were not disappointed. They gave us a tour of the Club and it is very big and clean. It was quite quiet that night, but it had a good atmosphere. Our night was made more memorable when we met another interracial couple. We stayed in the hotel, which was convenient as it was only a walk upstairs from the club. We will definitely come here again, but we will try a theme night next time.

From EandA x
Rating: Fabulous
by hung_london
3 February 2019
Attended SpicyMinx’s legendary BiNight - it’s a tribute to her and the club that even on the coldest night of the year regular fans and new arrivals weren’t going to miss this monthly feast of Bi/trans/straight fun and frolics. The guests range from friendly to VERY friendly, depending on how the chemistry goes. Plenty of laughter and chat plus even more moans of delight and shouts of enthusiasm (some people have a really wild time!) I’ve always had a great night and met a range of lovely, open-minded and sexy folk here.
Rating: Fabulous
by Rachael666
3 February 2019
Our first time at VA yesterday night, the place is amazing, we really enjoyed ourselves. Can't wait to be back.
Rating: Fabulous
by
2 February 2019
Had my first visit to VA last night, and i was immensely impressed, the club is operated very professionally, the facilities are fantastic and everyone one was very friendly. I will be returning :)
Rating: Fabulous
by SW Cunning-linguist
2 February 2019
Some of my friends have recommended the VA on numerous occasions, but I’ve not had the chance to visit until last night.....

I went as a single guy to the bi-night, on arrival I was met and shown around, then introduced to a few folk who were already there. The initial feeling is one of a classy club. The selection of guests is quite stringent but that’s good as it produces guests who are really into what the night is about.

The atmosphere is excellent, the hosts welcoming and helpful, drink prices very reasonable and the whol evening was a great experience. I shall be returning!
Rating: OK
by Pure Bloods
28 January 2019
We first spoke about doing this 10 years ago, but never pulled the trigger until now.

After doing some research into where to have our first experience in the scene, we decided to try VA.

It was a little quiet but we wasn't disappointed. From our first arrival the staff put us at ease with their friendly and helpful manner.

We didn't get to speak to many people but the ones we did were really friendly.

We enjoyed watching others have fun and then having a play ourselves, we thoroughly enjoyed our first experience.

We will definitely return again soon.

Rating: Fabulous
by
27 January 2019
This was my second visit to The Vanilla Alternative and once again it was amazing. Everybody was incredibly friendly and respectful. Although unlike my first time on NYE it was obviously not as busy, it still was great and my partner and I had a fantastic time; especially in the glory hole ;) xx
Rating: Fabulous
by
26 January 2019
Was our first time last Saturday and loved it! Didn't play with others but got a front row seat to lots of naughtyness specially inside the hot tub!

Lots of hot sexy couples and what a great venue! Clean, very modern, excellent mood lighting throughout lots of play areas and the staff were great!

Free buffet which was unexpected surprise but a very welcome one though.

It was a bit of a drive for us but well worth it beats any club we have been to hands down. This will be our regular haunt now.
Rating: Fun
by countrycouple2017
20 January 2019
The quietest it's been for us when attending, but loved it got more of a chance to chat to everyone around, new & old. Staff top form, thank you x

Hot tub amazing as always, hopefully get back sooner next time.
Rating: Fun
by
19 January 2019
Haven’t been in a while but visited for the Mix event last night, great blend of new & experienced people at a superb venue

3 great couples put on an early show in the hot tub which was great viewing, wish I had joined!

Enjoyed the club atmosphere as always, lots of sexy couples to chat to throughout the night, and had some unexpected fun with one particular pair!

If you met me there feel free to drop me a message

Will be back visiting my favourite club soon
Rating: Fabulous
by
17 January 2019
This has Been the club I keep returning to over the years and with good reason . Lately I’ve been attending MILF club , and this is such a great , classy friendly club and the staff goes out of their way to make you feel welcome and oh we do !!!

The hot tub is my all time favourite and the bar and sitting area are amazing and cozy for socialising and hunting a little before the play beginner. The couples room ohh joy , so many smoking hot memories , love the set up of podiums like beds . See you soon . Puss will be back ......
Rating: Fabulous
by
13 January 2019
We just spent a wonderful night at va last night x beautiful couples and good music x can’t wait for chic party x
Rating: Fabulous
by
13 January 2019
Had a great night last night, made lots of new sexy friends. Great atmosphere super sexy crowd. Love this club
Rating: Fabulous
by
13 January 2019
Another fab night at VA sexy couples hot atmosphere and a perfect hot tub to relax and have fun x favourite club for us
Rating: Fabulous
by Tease and Please 80
9 January 2019
So this is a review from a confident single guy, on his 2nd ever visit to a club. Attended on 4th Jan for Bi Night. Stayed overnight so arrived quite early, had a quick tour and went to my room. Came down after 8pm and was met by Spicy who gave me a tour.

The actual club is amazing, very tasteful with enough areas for fun and socialising ro keep anyone hapoy

I genuinely cannot find the words to describe what a brilliant night I had. Everyone was so friendly and open to chatting from the sexy bar staff to other couples and newbies.

I drove 3hrs to attend and will be back at the bi night every month!

A special thank you to the host Spicy who really is a wonderful women full of positive energy. You can make great future friends at this place if you're willing to make an effort
Rating: Fabulous
by
6 January 2019
My favourite club by miles. I went to spicy bi night on Friday 4th January. Had some fun in the female gloryhole room with a gorgeous lady and then in blue room. Didn’t get her name but would love to meet you again.

Till next time. Xxx S

Rating: Fabulous
by Kelly61
6 January 2019
My second visit to one of Spicys bi-night events. Felt more relaxed in myself having been before and soon got talking to people before the fun began.

Had a good night and now trying to work out how to justify my next visit with the 400mile round trip from home.

Thanks for a great night and hope to see you all again soon.
Rating: Fabulous
by Secretpassion100
5 January 2019
Wow spicyminx and Jules you did us proud last night at this amazing club

Only our second time of attending but we felt the love straight away . Staff owners and all the party guests went out of there way to make us feel welcome

We felt it our duty to help the guys offload at the end of the evening and enjoyed every second .. v .a we loved out night with you and will definitely return. Xx our love and verifcations Mark.. cat
Rating: Fabulous
by carakiss12
5 January 2019
Well done Spicyminx and Jules and the wonderful staff and the lovely guests for making last nights Bi Night a wonderfully sexy event. Great to see old friends and meet new ones. A perfect evening.

It's a great night and club if you're a first time swinger/s it's just right. A relaxed friendly and sexy place to be.
Rating: Fun
by cymruambyth
5 January 2019
First time at spicy’s bi night for ages. Really enjoyed it - fun people, great ambience, hot jacuzzi and met some old and new friends :) x
Rating: Fabulous
by The undertaker
5 January 2019
Had a great night at the bi spicey night

Me ad Carly really enjoyed it
Rating: Fabulous
by trans75
5 January 2019
Thanks spicy for another great night roll on the next carlyx
Rating: Fabulous
by NaughtyNaughtyCouple69
3 January 2019
VA is such a great swinging club! We’ve only been twice - one of them was just a recent NYE party which had such a great turnout and sexy vibe :) the club itself is very well organised! Staff is always very helpful and approachable! Overall, very professional place where you can have loads of naughty fun - especially in a jacuzzi or couples only play areas :) Definitely on our top list - see you soon guys x
Rating: OK
by
2 January 2019
Visited the club on NYE We have been off the seen for some time and heard there have been many changes.....We can definitely say they are great. Thanks again for a great time and great mems xx
Rating: OK
by
2 January 2019
Once again VA proves to be a great club...amazing night..and even the staff joined in for the count down and joined in the hot tub afterwards...nothing like having a lifeguard without a whistle in the hot tub...
Rating: OK
by Horny Bob54
1 January 2019
A truly fabulous club, looking forward to Fridays bi night organised by Spicyminx, the best club night each month.
Rating: OK
by AndSah
1 January 2019
Went to NYE last night. First time we've been in over a year. Club is as lovely as we remembered and staff were friendly. It has a great ambience as a private members club and the dancefloor and bar area ard great.

Unfortunately we didnt 'feel it' last night. Club seemed busy around food time but then seemed to drop in numbers a little.

Was disappinted that there were guys present that were not in black tie some in jeans and a shirt.

Also perhaps rules have changed but people were walking round fully clothed in the play areas and jacuzzi area. We thought those were dress down areas. At the time we were having a little fun of our own on the beds and i watched a guy who appeared to be on his own get in the jacuzzi and then onyo the beds. He was watching others and having a tug or two. He wasnt interfering but he was clearly on his own as we saw him very early on in the night and he was still on his own when we left. We thoughtit was couples and single ladies only evening.

The couples only area was empty but it felt very cold on there so perhaps that was the reason why.

After midnight jacuzzi was full and things started to kick off. We left at about 1230 and gave another lovely couple a lift to their hotel.

Again lovely club but just an off night for us.

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