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Rating: Fabulous
by Sexyparadise
29 September 2019
Wow what can i say, Attended for the first time it was a last mintue thing,called the manager Kim and she kindly put me up for the Evening in her own house, even shared a cuppa T this morning and thanks for the shoes ;) lovely lady and new friend made. x

The Club was just my Cuppa T too shame i havent been before, It was Chic Night

the atmosphere was fantasic everyone was dressed to impress what a very Stunning crowd, music was pumping everybody having fun and welcoming how a club should be;)

Lots of clean areas to play in and never seen so much action going on, the Hotub looked very inviting however i was too busy for a dip with meeting new faces and a couple of sexy ladies myself ;).

This is certainly the Best Club i have ever attended and looking forward to many more Evenings not to mention the new outside pool/hotub next Summer wow cant wait x Thanks again

Rating: Fabulous
by Ban_an_a_!
28 September 2019
We came (pun intended) to the VA for the first time last night and cannot wait to go back!!! So welcoming and clean. Everyone was lovely. We were so nervous but it didn’t take long to relax. The hot tub was a huge hit - the whole experience was exhilarating and we met some lovely people. Until next time ;)
Rating: Fabulous
by sugartits
28 September 2019
We attended VA last night for the first time and we were not disappointed in the slightest! All staff were welcoming and lovely. The hot tub was divine and the rest of the club is so clean and comfortable. Thankyou and can’t wait to come again. X
Rating: Fabulous
by
25 September 2019
What an afternoon! One to remember for sure. First time at MILF club and it certainly did not disappoint. Club patrons highly respectful and didn’t cross any boundaries. Club organisers extremely friendly and welcoming. Club layout is fab. The hot tub was a nice touch to break the afternoon up. Would love to attend again :)
Rating: Fabulous
by
25 September 2019
First time attending MILF club today and had a rather fabulous time, I will definitely be back..
Rating: Fabulous
by Ibiza Parties
24 September 2019
Thank you so much to all that came to our Ibiza launch party. It was an amazing evening and we couldn't have asked for a better guest list of sexy, friendly, respectful people. You guys know how to dance! A special thanks to the DJ's and Jules, Chris, Holly and Brian. We couldn't have done it without you!! Looking forward to our next party in February! Xx
Rating: Fabulous
by
24 September 2019
We returned for our second visit, for the second week in a row. So that says a lot about this venue’s pulling power. Without a doubt, this club, is everything we hoped a swingers club would be, and more. All the staff are super friendly and the service is amazing with a great attention to detail. The way everything is done, all the little things are taken care of for you, so all you need to worry about is how much fun you can have.

The people are super sexy, the music was fantastic thanks to 3 DJs that kept us dancing. Definitely the place to be.

A&K
Rating: Fabulous
by Secret-Playmates
23 September 2019
We've been to VA before and highly recommend it to those of you who haven't been. We had a great time at the Ibiza night on Saturday.

Thankyou to Kitten+DJ,and all the VA staff for putting together a great evening, with such a sexy crowd. The dance floor was busy too, and the club classics just got better and better as the night went on.

We had a lot of fun with each other by the entrance of the playroom, and had a small audience watching on.;)

Shame we couldn't tempt anyone this time to join us. We'll be back soon. x
Rating: Fabulous
by
23 September 2019
What great night on saturday it was the first time for me but K has been before venue is perfect staff are great and friendly we are certainly looking forward to our next visit keep up the fantastic work and thank you to the hosts music was good and a great selection of people hope to see and attend another of your parties soon.
Rating: Fabulous
by carakiss12
23 September 2019
I had totally amazing time on both #FREEDOM on Fiday 20th and Ibiza Reloaded Saturday 21st, yes that's 2 bloody nights in a row ha!

Hosted by lovely Jess and Chaz on Friday and Kitten and DJ on Saturday. Love you.

Dancing, tunes, buffet, hot tub and horny fun, fantastic.

The staff did a top job with the themes decors and looked after a great guestlist.

Made lots of lovely new fiends.

Great club, very well run by fabulous staff. Well done you lovelies xxx

Rating: Fabulous
by Him and her Herts
22 September 2019
Yet another fab night at this amazing club thanks to Kim, Paul, Holly & Kitten and co for your fab hospitality, welcome and those banging choons! You guys sure know how to make it happen.

Thanks also for the lovely sexy people that we chatted and played with throughout the eve too.

Can’t wait for more. Xx

Rating: Fabulous
by AlwaysOnTheNaughtySpot
22 September 2019
So went to VA for the first time for the Ibiza night and wow what a night it was

The hot tub is great and the play areas were amazing the best club we've been to and will certainly be back again soon
Rating: Fun
by ...Emma...
21 September 2019
A great venue, parking and location.

I have attended the BiSpicy , Twisted and Freedom events, and have enjoyed them all. I will continue to attend these fun evenings and hopefully see friends and make new ones too :)

Regards Emma Jane xoxo
Rating: Fabulous
by Brownsuga xxx
21 September 2019
The best club in UK and one of the friendliest club you’ll ever find . always filled with amazing couples and singles . Amazing people great vibe and soo much to explore :)

Till next time VA , the place Is highly attractive and addictive xoxo

Kim you’re the best xxx
Rating: Fun
by Ruel78
20 September 2019
Visited Friday 13th , unlucky for some!

It has been a few years since I ventured to the club , but it is still second to none clubwise and extremely fun ! Wil definitely be back .

Rating: Fabulous
by
16 September 2019
Our virgin visit on Saturday, and we are very much impressed. Such a vast area to socialise and play and so many sexy people. The entire venue even down to the flooring just oozes class and attention to detail. It's clear that the staff love working there and take great pride in the wonderful venue it is. We were welcomed at the door and shown around, and we felt right at home. If home was an exciting, vibrant fun house ;) Lockers and towels are provided and the large hot tub was interesting, if not slippy. You gotta pick your positioning if you know what I mean. It was certainly fun enjoying ourselves on the area overlooking the hot tub.

We would eagerly recommend this club to anyone seeking a great night and great people. A definite cut above the rest. We look forward to our next visit. ;)

A&K
Rating: Fabulous
by
15 September 2019
Attended VA last night, such a chilled welcoming atmosphere. Hot tub was filled with sexy couples. Got talking to so many! Really enjoyed our time and we will definitely be attending again soon. Loved that it was mainly couples in last night!
Rating: Fun
by
14 September 2019
Another great night with some sexy couples. Only problem last night were the guys were a bit intense. Constantly had to be reminded not to touch and give us space.
Rating: Fun
by
14 September 2019
Attended VA for the first time last night with my sexy guy and we wasn’t disappointed. Staff were great really friendly and made us feel welcome. The club is spot on well kept, clean and lots of play areas. We did have some fun on a bed by the hot tub but sadly didn’t get to play with anyone or chat. We are definitely looking to attend again and maybe mingle a bit more next time. Thanks VA
Rating: OK
by
14 September 2019
We have been to VA on numerous occasions on Saturdays and always found it to be the best club in the area and would highly recommended it.

We visited last night (13/09/19) to find it inundated with single men, no matter where we were there was one staring at us. Laid on a bed for some fun and two perched on the end, fully dressed expecting to see a show, they were disappointed. Thought clothes were a no go in the play areas but clearly it wasn’t being managed last night. Never on a Friday again.
Rating: OK
by MaidForSharing
14 September 2019
Although quiet, the club is clean, stylish and friendly and the people polite and friendly. Free pizza was tasty!. My room was clean and the bed sooo comfortable. See you on 18th Oct!
Rating: Fabulous
by
14 September 2019
Wow !! What a Friday night !!! :)

Had a fabulous time last night .. met some good looking single men .. the crowd was friendly n easygoing with friendly staff .. the environment was very relaxed with clean environment..

it’s the best swingers club to be n I’m sure

I’ll be going here again :)
Rating: Fabulous
by
13 September 2019
The Vanilla Alternative is an incredible venue, full of attractive couples and singles, with excellent facilities and the friendliest staff! It’s such a welcoming place and I’m lucky to say that I have made so many friends and playmates ;-) from the VA. Genuine, likeminded people of whom I love to spend time with! I came here for the first time as a single girl back in May and I’ve not looked back since. Looking forward to the next couple of weekends at this superb venue xx
Rating: Fabulous
by Wife wants bull
9 September 2019
Went to our first club night on Saturday, wasn't sure what to expect and was really nervous, but my nerves were very quickly put at ease, the staff were lovely and really friendly and there was a good mix of people. The club is very clean and has lots of areas to play in. The hot tub is a great starting point and I felt totally comfortable the whole time I was there. We will definitely be back x
Rating: Fabulous
by candy cane321
8 September 2019
Had a great night at at Spicyminx's bi night on Friday, it was our fist time at this particular event and what a great night we had. Met some great people such a friendly gathering.We will definitely be visiting again x S & J
Rating: OK
by
7 September 2019
First time at the clup and attended the bi night hosted by Spicy minx.What can i say, Amazing night.slightly nerves at first but shown around and made to feel welcome .met a group of amazing people and had a fab sexy night. definatly will be going again 5 stars rateing .intill next time x
Rating: Fabulous
by sexy6pack1
7 September 2019
I must say I’ve been on the swinging scene for over 5 years. However it was my first time visiting The Vanilla Alternative club and they really blew me away. I attended the Bi Night at Vanilla Alternative organised by SpicyMinx.

Great range and variety of swingers, everyone was really stunning and lovely and role modelled great swinging etiquette and could hold a conversation. Special shout out to Kim and her team literally VA Angels really made me feel comfortable. Also got a full tour of the venue by SpicyMinx and Emma assisted me to my suite. Ive got to compliment the DJ, I may love a mature person but most clubs continuously play old school 80’s music, last night I was reminded we were in 2019 a lot of modern tunes. One of the best venues and party night I’ve been to recently. Lots of socialising followed by lots of playing. It’s great to see that spicy won’t just allow anyone on these nights and does throughly VET them. Highly recommended!

Look forward to many future visits!
Rating: Fabulous
by
7 September 2019
As VA virgins we can’t recommend this club enough.

Immaculate facilities, well laid out and banging tunes.

Great mix of super friendly peeps.

My only criticism was one too many over zealous spectators ... peeps just need a gentle reminder to ask before touching, but the majority of people were fantastically respectful.

Thank you Spicey for a super fab bi night.

Xx
Rating: Fabulous
by CeeJay1230
7 September 2019
Another amazing night at VA at Spicy’s bi event. A packed club full with the perfect mix of cool, chilled and very horny people. Thank you again Spicy hun. Also want to thank Kim and her incredible team, thank you once again for the vino, absolutely no need but much appreciated babe. Loads of people caught the eye both guys and girls, the blonde lady in the stunning black and white basque though, wowsers. See you all again very soon. Carrie xxx
Rating: Fabulous
by SW Cunning-linguist
7 September 2019
Attended Spicy’s Bi Night at the VA again last night and, as ever, it was epic !

The venue is tremendous with great staff, who look the part, fantastic facilities and a well-stocked bar at reasonable prices.

What is the best about these bi-nights is Spicy’s meticulous attention in getting the right mix of people attending. It’s my fifth time at one of her events and the hard work and effort she puts in behind the scenes makes the event go with a ‘bang’. She walks newbies around the club so they know what goes where and introduces them to the regulars (who she really DOES know !)

The DJ plays great music, everyone mingles well, the level of play is absolutely right, overall, it’s just the greatest combination.

To quote a rather flamboyant dancing judge;

FAB-U-LOUS !

And why is it Fabulous? Because Fab doesn’t have a higher rating !!
Rating: Fabulous
by Danielpierced
7 September 2019
Fab needs an extra review rating as this club is SUPER FUCKING FABULOUS!!! Attended Spicyminx's bi night again last night and once again she totally smashed it with a fantastic mix of hot and horny people. This club has it all and is my favourite club by far. Always a great night and can I just thank the wonderful new lady manager for going above and beyond and keeping the club open an extra hour so we could all finish enjoying ourselves....now THAT is a grest way to make an already awesome night just that little bit more awesomer. See you again next month x

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