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Rating: Fabulous
by mr and mrs 1976
9 August 2021
The festival of fun at VA was sooo much fun and a total success! Thank you to everyone involved in making it such a fantastic weekend. It's a must for the calendar if you love to party !! Great owners, great staff, great venue with great entertainment. Still smiling and looking forward to the next one !!
Rating: Fabulous
by Ginnyx
9 August 2021
Fab few days camping up at the FOF with friends old and new. The atmosphere on the camping field was happy and friendly with people making efforts to share the love - Who saw the horse and unicorn ??

The club put on a well planned and executed party. Loved the workshops, music ,dancing ,.dressing up and general good vibes . Thank you to all of you who put this together for us and for all those lovely swingers who make it THE must do event
Rating: Fabulous
by jakrox23
9 August 2021
Our first FOF and first visit to VA and wow! Everything was just superb - the events, the music, the club, the fellow Festival goers!!!

It was our first but it definitely won’t be our last visit, can’t wait to get back!!
Rating: Fabulous
by biwinkersparties
9 August 2021
We have just got home from our second festival of fun, the staff were simply incredible, nothing was too much trouble. Thank you for allowing us an area for Hayley’s birthday cake.

They have done so much work to both the inside and the outside and really made it even more special than it was before. For us it’s a three hour journey each way and definitely worth it everytime.

There were so many sexy and super friendly swingers from everywhere, with all ages catered for.

The musical acts and DJ's were incredible big thanks to Emma, with the wax and sounding workshops. Neil loved volunteering for this and will definitely do again.

We can’t wait to attend the next one and will be booking as soon as the tickets come out. But also we will be visiting VA as soon as possible one of the best clubs in the UK.

Hayley and Neil xxx
Rating: Fabulous
by easyriders69
9 August 2021
Never missed a fof and never will. This year's was a benchmark for all others. The venue is amazing, the staff were fantastic, the guests were super sexy and friendly, the entertainment 2nd to none. Thanks very much to Em for running the sounding workshop, most professional and enjoyable. Thanks have to go to Jules, Chris, Kim, Paul, all the frontline staff and everyone else who helped out in the background to make this the best Festival yet. If we had to moan about anything, it would be that we want it for a whole week lol. Can't wait until next year's though we can't imagine how you're going to top this one.

And remember folks.....It's just Ian
Rating: Fabulous
by sexidancers
9 August 2021
WOW , what an awesome weekend - All the VA staff worked their hearts and souls into the ground to make it a FoF to remember and they succeeded with honours. Even the weather was kind given the forecast said otherwise ! The famous Festival of Fun was back with a bang ... hell, it wasnt just a bang it was a SONIC BOOM !!!
Rating: Fabulous
by Tattooedtalent
9 August 2021
What an amazing festival of fun this is my 7th and defo the best I have been too!

Sexy guests great acts and so so much fun! 56 people in the outside hot tub! Outstanding lol

The refit over covid has left the inside of the club looking sexy and sophisticated!

Can’t wait to be back again soon! Xxx
Rating: Fabulous
by pinkpinkpink
9 August 2021
I attended my 5th Festival of fun this year and it certainly was the biggest and the best in my opinion.

I was privileged to be asked to run a couple of kinky workshops; one on wax play and one on sounding and they went down really well and got lots of people thinking about and wanting to try new things.

The staff all work so hard to make the club an amazing place to be, so a massive thanks to everyone for making it such a memorable occasion :)

See you all soon xxx
Rating: Fabulous
by Devilish-us
9 August 2021
Our first Festival of Fun and what can we say? WOW!! This place is incredibly, beautiful grounds, lovely club, amazing people of all ages & backgrounds who were all so friendly. Plenty of opportunities to learn about new kinks, really interesting workshops, great live bands, DJ to the early hours. Quite simply the best weekend EVER!!

Finally, a big shout out for all the staff, who are really outstanding. They all worked so hard, and they had a smile on their faces from start to finish, a really awesome team who most definitely are a big part of what makes this place so very special.

We only left 20 hours ago and already can’t wait to be back.

VA party people - thank you for being FAB-U-LOUS!!

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Rating: OK
by privateyes
9 August 2021
FoF 2021, what can you say apart from what an amazing event at an amazing place.

Fantastic staff, facilities and of course members, we met so many people this weekend we can’t begin to remember real names let alone “fab names” !

We were in the motor home next to the Marquis come say hi if we met you.

Can’t wait for our next visit to a fantastic club.
Rating: Fabulous
by
8 August 2021
First time attending Vanilla Alternatives Festival of Fun and I had a blast!!

The performers, DJ's, workshops and demos were are very well done and organised, the staff were so helpful and friendly - it was better than i expected. The club itself was beautiful with so many places to have some naughty fun, both inside and out!

Thank you to all those I met and already knew, for making my weekend epic! I'm looking forward to coming back for more events and club nights in the very near future!!

Laina

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Rating: Fabulous
by
8 August 2021
I have just got home from my 2nd festival of fun, the staff were amazing as always, the club and land are 2nd to none in the UK so many places to play with sumptuous furniture and extravagant decor which makes festival of fun and vanilla alternative worth the 3 hour drive south.

So many sexy and friendly swingers from all ages and demographics which gel so well.

The musical acts and DJ's were exceptional big thanks to Emma for releasing my kinky side with the wax and sounding workshops.

Can't wait to visit again and see friends old and new.

Neil. Xx
Rating: Fabulous
by The Cram-Betweens
8 August 2021
Attended FOF in 2019 and the club was brilliant then but through lockdown the club has changed and is now amazing. To all the staff who worked hard organising this event well done and thank you so so much, it was absolutely amazing with lots of very friendly people.

Hopefully there is a next year FOF, this is 1 event we really look forward to xxx

Thank you again and definitely visit this club! Amazing experiences and lots of memories made at Vanilla alternative.

Danni and Ric xx
Rating: Fabulous
by LBandRB
8 August 2021
Had a great time at the festival of fun. We presented workshops on bdsm and rope. Loads of the festival goers came to have a go and there was a great atmosphere.

We enjoyed the shows and had loads of fun meeting new people. Everyone was really friendly and the staff did an amazing job.

The venue was lovely- particularly the enormous hot tub! Hotel rooms are clean and so convenient for us travelling from a distance.

Thanks for a brilliant time. We hope to be back x
Rating: Fabulous
by MrsTrellis
8 August 2021
What a fabulous club! This year’s festival was brilliant and the staff are amazing.

The facilities are second to none - two huge hot tubs, play rooms, beautiful grounds, heated marquee, indoor and outdoor bar, hotel, etc etc.

I’d highly recommend this club to swingers and kinksters.
Rating: Fabulous
by
8 August 2021
What a festival and so needed after the 18 months we have had. My first festival and M’s 6th and now I understand why everyone raves about it. Such a great weekend with like minded people. New friends and old and fabulous staff to make sure all is running well some great shows, classes for people to learn new things.

Such a fabulous atmosphere for everyone. We will be back soon
Rating: Fun
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8 August 2021
They do not call it Festival of Fun for any old reason. A fabulous weekend even better with the weather. Lots of great campers which made the day go as well as the evening. So glad we camped as well as made the weekend. With Lux lounge as well made a weekend to remember
Rating: Fabulous
by TroubleMakers69
8 August 2021
Absolutely love this club, we had such an amazing experience at Festival of Fun! The owners are super friendly and they definitely stick to their words.

Its such a classy and sexy club, everyone and all staff are super nice. The club itself is so classy and they have the outside and inside hot tub which we enjoyed. Definitely would recommend to go if you haven’t been!x
Rating: Fabulous
by Funcravers
5 August 2021
We have been here a few times now and have to say it’s such a great club, fantastic venue super friendly staff, not like some pretentious clubs I could mention.. .. In the words of Arnie..we’ll be back. Xxx
Rating: Fabulous
by Ricofuqs
2 August 2021
Was my first time to Chic at VA and OMG it was insane! The place was full of the hottest young couples I have ever seen. Everyone was dressed on another level, I felt like I was in the VIP suite with all the hot people. I’m only human I get nervous talking to girls THAT hot but everyone was so nice. Couple hrs into the night everyone turned, everyone was on heat, every room turned into an orgy, there was no escape lol I had 10 and if I was a robot I could have had 10 more it was that perfect of a party. Was also my birthday so best birthday everr! Thankyou to the hosts and everyone working and at VA xx
Rating: Fabulous
by CerebralChemistry
2 August 2021
We chose Chic 27 at the VA as our first club experience so don't really have a comparison but we are so glad we chose it as our first.

Exceptional discrete rural setting. Spacious internally with tasteful decor and exceptional friendly staff, we had a great night and will definitely be back soon.
Rating: Fabulous
by Chloevt
1 August 2021
First clubbing night out in 18 months and o what a great night I had .

The club is clean and well kept and the staff are amazing .

Always a warm welcome and an amazing mix of fun people.
Rating: Fabulous
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31 July 2021
Attended my first club night at VA - Big Bi night - Paul makes a great host, it was a fantastic night, great venue, and what a place to have some hedonistic pleasure, thanks for making me feel welcome. Until next time X x
Rating: Fabulous
by
31 July 2021
So first night of play post COVID, and wow what a night at Bi Night!

The club is looking amazing, and chatting to the staff, I understand there are still a few more new things coming down the line!

A great crowd as ever, and fabulous staff and hosts too!

The best thing in always find about VAs is the vibe is just the perfect classy sexy fun vibe, it feels so warm, welcoming and safe!

Oh I will be back!
Rating: Fabulous
by petite_delight
31 July 2021
Another amazing night at Bi Play Party last night. Thanks to tattooedtalent and all who worked so hard to keep the fun on full blast all night long. Guestlist was all time favourite , very friendly and hot hot hot. It was also the first time I get to see the whole indoor venue after their redesign and it was fabulous than ever.

Never , ever disappoints X
Rating: OK
by
31 July 2021
We attended the bi night last night and it was amazing!

Club was classy, clean and has a sexy vibe with a great mix of clientele.

We had a great night and will be returning very soon, if you se us say hi xx
Rating: OK
by Iyanna
31 July 2021
I visited the Big Bi Night

A beautifully presented club the welcome staff were just fabulous I was taken around as this was my first time wonderful

Not enough ladies for me the jacuzzi was happening and hot
Rating: Fabulous
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27 July 2021
Visited the grand re-opening event this weekend and as usual the clubs looks and feels amazing. My favourite all round club - so well presented with a touch of class and great staff
Rating: OK
by Mrmrs69
26 July 2021
Attend Saturday night and What a great first experience we had at VA!!!,

This was our first time at a club and thank goodness we chose VA! Full of great sexy people putting our nerves at ease

Staff were brilliant, always so helpful!

We will be coming back with out a doubt

Thank you x
Rating: Fabulous
by NEWFUN77
26 July 2021
Attended the VA Re-opening party and wow!!! What a night. Buzzing and full of sexy people. As usually the staff were brilliant and couldn't do enough for you.

As for the renovations........The place looks amazing. What an amazing job you've done! Mrs loved the poles on the new dance floor, there a lots more places to play and the outside looks great too!!

Never feel the need to go elsewhere for our occasional naughty outings! 5 star
Rating: Fabulous
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25 July 2021
Great to be back at VA. What a terrific revamp we had to find our way round again, but oh boy was it worth the visit. Wow what an opening party, great atmosphere, great music, wonderful buffet, as usual very friendly staff and naughty clientele. Can’t wait for our next visit very soon. Thank you to the boss lady for a great party.

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