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Rating: OK
by lovediamonds
7 August 2022
Lee…never stopped. Hats off to you, Brian and the lovely lads on the gates for all the work you put in & sure many others did too. We have to be honest, this is our last FOF because we compare what’s been on in the past, it’s so expensive now for camping and one live band. Tons of room as attendance was well down on previous years yet ‘valued customers’ were squashed up & tiptoeing over crammed in tents to get to the toilets and main entrance. Timings were off, we looked forward to music we could dance to (because like at least 50% we are in a demographic of enjoying a mix of current music & that over the decades not constant house). Live band started 30 mins early & lots were still getting ready. Jacuzzi outside was unfiltered & minging all weekend. It was brilliant to have extra toilets and the outdoor shower was great. Foam party wasn’t a party, no promotion or switch up in music. The club is now tired, to see during the day when you’re sober; it’s scruffy & has dangerous dangling electrics. Shame it’s not kept up with other clubs as it used to be classy. We had a brilliant weekend with our friends but you got no bang for your buck in terms of the festival this year sadly.
Rating: Fabulous
by Bad Influence..
7 August 2022
Another great festival at the va ,we have to say the staff were absolutely amazing this year and we are looking forward to next year's event already x
Rating: Fabulous
by drewanna151
7 August 2022
Visited this very smart, very well run club several times now on several different functions. Feels very safe, definitely very clean, lots of different play areas and the staff are brilliant from the moment you walk in the door. Had lots of fun here and always look forward to going !!
Rating: OK
by Para Dos
7 August 2022
What does one say? Where does one start? Many thanks to the Team at The VA for organising a great Festival of Fun event. It really was love Island, the weather was scorching and the clientele were as equally hot! But many thanks must go to the VA Team who must have worked tirelessly before during and after the event. Fantastic music from DJ Eg and his entourage of DJ’s who had the music rocking all day making the club electric. We loved the live band and all the different work shops, from wax play to spooling to ropes to even having Botox injections if so required. Many thanks to the catering crew who stopped us going hungry and all the bar staff Sam, Lee etc who kept us hydrated. Please, please do FOF next year, it’s an event not to be missed. And lastly many thanks to Julie & Chris because without you two it wouldn’t be possible xxx
Rating: Fabulous
by Hornybunnies79
2 August 2022
We made a weekend out of going

camping at the VA.

The bi night was amazing fun(our new best thing!) Whilst on Saturday we met some fab people and hope to meet up with them again!

Without doubt, our favourite club.

Staff were amazing, people friendly and plenty of sexy fun had!
Rating: Fabulous
by 2022FunSeekers
1 August 2022
Attended recently for a Saturday daytime followed by the evening UV and foam party. What a great place is all we can say, lovely both inside and outside, lovely cocktails and a very nice hot tub.
Rating: OK
by The2ofUs500
1 August 2022
Attended our first VA event Saturday, uniform night. Great club, great facilities & friendly staff. Met some really nice people, made to feel welcome & enjoyed some play time with some as well. Will definitely attending again in the future.
Rating: Fun
by CJ Couple30
31 July 2022
Well once again VA did not disappoint! Had a brilliant night, the staff are all friendly and all know how to have a laugh, they make the night!!

We will be back!
Rating: Fabulous
by KnGKink
31 July 2022
My first visit to a club Like this and really enjoyed it, staff were so kind , people friendly and the place was just amazing, had lots of fun and will definitely be back
Rating: Fabulous
by PartTimeSluts
31 July 2022
We have been to the VA on many occasions and stayed there as well. We always have a great time and can safely say the staff is brilliant. It's definitely at the top of our list fior nights out. If there was a request we would make ot would be to have private rooms for play on party nights. X
Rating: OK
by MrandMrsJones500
31 July 2022
VA, VA they should have definitely named you twice. Been a few times but last night was out of this world. Crazy, unadulterated sex with beautiful people in a lovely venue. I'll definitely be back. Thanks for looking after me 'Fuck4you'.
Rating: Fabulous
by tea monkey
31 July 2022
My second visit but my first in a long time, it’s changed quite a lot and for the better. It’s smaller than other clubs but perfectly formed. The lack of private rooms is refreshing and gives every encounter an orgy feel, the social areas are well appointed and the new outside area is huge! Will definitely be returning
Rating: Fabulous
by Pegasus9
30 July 2022
Last night was my first visit to VA and I really enjoyed it! The venue is fabulous, the staff were all kind, friendly and very good at their jobs. The hosts for the evening were also very fun and friendly.

Can't wait for FoF next weekend! See you there!
Rating: Fabulous
by TheGigglers
30 July 2022
Amazing first time at VA last night. Really friendly welcoming atmosphere, loads of places to play, 2 great hot tubs and really well laid out! We will definitley be back!

Feel free to message if we spoke to you! (Guy in the harness & fishnet vest, Lady in black lingerie & green robe)
Rating: Fabulous
by Scottnsam
27 July 2022
VA is fabulous, the outdoor and indoor space is just how a club should be. It's clean, tidy and decorated really well and has some fun areas for play. We had an amazing time. As a newbie couple it has set the bar really high, we will be back soon!
Rating: Fabulous
by Jane1503
24 July 2022
Had a fantastic night once again, always very gorgeous naughty and friendly guests. Loved the hot tub and the outdoor area…stayed over and can’t wait to go back again
Rating: Fun
by York-Stag-Vixen
23 July 2022
First visit to VA, very well presented on the interior. Great staff on hand and an all round superb night. Say Hi if you met us last night!
Rating: Fabulous
by carakiss12
21 July 2022
Loved Milf Club on 20/07. Great people, lovely food, sexy fun.

Hi to everyone who were there, love you all. xxxx
Rating: Fun
by jmmmmmmm
21 July 2022
Had a great time at milf club last 20/7/22. Really hot and naught. Had a chance to play with a couple and was really hot. Hoping to get intouch and play with them again.
Rating: Fun
by likebbw
21 July 2022
Another day on sun and fun with old friends .

Same staff but more and diversified bufet now.

Rating: OK
by Tonelock
20 July 2022
Always nice to be at Vanilla Alternative milf club! Was good to see old friends and making new ones! Amazing wow the club had keeping the standards for years! Good work guys! Outstanding!
Rating: Fabulous
by Southsuffolkcouple
20 July 2022
Another great visit to Milf Club, such a chilled environment. Plenty of sexy fun going on , can’t wait to go back
Rating: Fabulous
by natlee99
18 July 2022
We really enjoyed our first visit to VA for the foam and UV paint party. Well organised, clean and lots of fun rooms and hot tubs to explore. The DJ was great too! Met some gorgeous sexy people and hope to get back there soon!
Rating: Fabulous
by Mr_MrsAckhot!
18 July 2022
Had our first visit today to lux lounge and we can’t fault the place we had the most chilled day by the pool and sun loungers met some lovely hot couples throughout the day , DJ played the best summer tunes,, great food,hosts couldn’t do enough for you and weather was insane , we will definitely be back was worth the drive for sure. See you soon Guys A&K x
Rating: Fun
by LouLousNuNu
17 July 2022
Had a great time at VA last night at the foam and UV party, my second time there. Hope to spend more time going to events at this great venue.
Rating: Fabulous
by Ms.Scarlett-M
17 July 2022
Met with a couple friends at VA for their neon paint and foam party, I had a wonderful time, always an excellent venue for a fun filled meet.

Until next time! Xx
Rating: Fabulous
by PurplePumpkin
14 July 2022
Amazing venue. We went for the Summer Solstice Bi Party. Didn’t know what to expect but we loved it. Facilities are brilliant, staff are so welcoming and the camping is lush! The massage lady went above and beyond for us and made us feel so relaxed, thank you!
Rating: Fabulous
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14 July 2022
We were here last Saturday night.

Had a great time as always. Great atmosphere, had a brilliant laugh with some other couples outside and the hot tub was seriously packed!

Will be attending most weeks from now on.
Rating: Fun
by kazzy
14 July 2022
Another great milf club… great vibes outside in the sun. Loved the mock tails… great company and enjoyed the fun I had there. Look forward to next week
Rating: Fun
by Horny_and_Insatiable
14 July 2022
Lovely summer holiday vibe outside in the sunshine at Milf club this week in the lux lounge. Very chilaxed with a great mix of lovely people. Lots of fun (some of the girls were very greedy!) Wife enjoyed her bulls BBC and there were a couple more guys who took her fancy but we didn't get chance to talk to.
Rating: Fabulous
by carakiss12
13 July 2022
Absolutely beautiful day spent at Milf Club Lux Lounge event. Wow, the ladies were gorgeous. The weather was spot on. The nibbles were delicious the staff are excellent.

Just the thing to relax, sunbath and get all sexy.

Make it if you have free Wednesday now summer is in full flow.

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