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Rating: Fabulous
by Naughtybutnice69xxx
26 June 2022
Was in the area with work and decided to visit the Bi Summer Party and what a great night.Club was filled with a good mix of regulars and party guest who had one thing in mind babe a kinky great time.From the Jacuzzi room to the group play area next door and then Glory hole room the air was filled with naughty sex with some good cock sucking and fucking and the Dj was bang on form.Will be off again soon Bobby x
Rating: Fabulous
by Mrs W Anchor
25 June 2022
Wow! I've visited VA quite a few times now and just when you think it can't get any better, it does!! VA and in particular Tattooed Talent pulled out all the stops for their Bi Summer Solstice festival. Every tiny detail was thought about and I had an absolute incredible 24hours there. They have got the mix of fun, chilled ans sexy absolutely spot on! Cannot wait for Festival of Fun now!
Rating: Fabulous
by Steamy and Sexy
25 June 2022
We attended the first Bi Summer Solstice event last night and what can we say apart from WOW! We had the best night, such a great place, very friendly people and fantastic host. Great music, a lot of naughty fun and we cannot wait to come back. Thanks for a great night.
Rating: Fabulous
by Ginnyx
25 June 2022
Another great party at the Big Bi Summer party yesterday . It was great to be able to camp in the field with so many lovely friends old and new. The party was busy , the DJ played the best tunes to a busy dance floor , the play rooms were busy but not pressured and the vibe was inclusive and warm. Thank you to the staff for all that you do to make the VA ( and this part ) the place we all love to be !
Rating: OK
by
25 June 2022
My second visit to The VA ... I had lots of fun, made new friends, Memories that would never fade away, Love was floating all around the place. The club was full of fabulous people, I would definitely recommend this club, everyone is really friendly, amazing atmosphere, I had a wonderful time and will definitely be back! xx
Rating: Fabulous
by stanarrows
25 June 2022
It was my first time at the bi party and I had an amazing night. With my sexy friends we met lovely couples and singles and made new friends. The club is fantastic, it ticks absolutely all the boxes.

I will certainly return for another evening of unadulterated sensual debauchery.

Thank you for hosting this brilliant event.
Rating: Fabulous
by Tiptoptotty
25 June 2022
Another stunning event at the Summer Solstice event. The staff work incredibly hard to make sure every visit to the VA is a perfect experience and this event was no exception. It was a wonderful chilled vide in the Lux Lounge throughout the afternoon followed by a very busy and naughty evening in the club. Thank you to everyone who made this a superb event.
Rating: Fabulous
by
25 June 2022
Spent the afternoon at the Bi Festival, catching up with friends old and new, we both had a fantastic time at Vanilla Alternative, and will return again very soon.
Rating: Fabulous
by carakiss12
22 June 2022
Brilliant day at VA's Lux Lounge Milf Club, perfect. Met gorgeous people had some sexy fun, had some lovely nibbles and relaxed in the sun.

If you haven't done this event you're missing out. Great for newbies too.

My favourite go to place.
Rating: Fabulous
by BigG86
22 June 2022
Amazing fun in the sun today. Needed to pop into the hot tub a couple times to cool down. Excellent, friendly staff as always and a good mix of people enjoying the lovely Lux lounge
Rating: Fabulous
by CUCKnHER
19 June 2022
We had an absolutely great night yesterday at the Team Players Party at the Vanilla Alternative.

The club is probably one of the nicest we have visted, with loads of places to play

The staff are extremely friendly and welcoming.

We are already looking forward to attending again

Rating: Fabulous
by Orla Lewis
19 June 2022
A great night at Team Players event last night.

As always the staff are super friendly and welcoming.

Great mix last night of sexy guests.

A lot of fun was had as always.

Thank you Lex and team for a fantastic party xxx
Rating: Fun
by seaniegg
16 June 2022
another scorcher at this club .. beautiful daytime sunbathe.. definitely recommend it
Rating: Fun
by shelovestocum
15 June 2022
Our 1st visit to VA and enjoyed the experience in the sun, will indulge more next time
Rating: Fun
by likebbw
15 June 2022
Another day on Va.

Lot of sun and fun.

Thank you again also for nice staff , food and drink.
Rating: Fun
by secretcpl141
15 June 2022
Attended a team player party within VA.

We had a great night, lovely club

Rating: Avoid
by
9 June 2022
Our experience was not great. The property itself is filthy, with no sign of any maintenance for years. The website claims the building has charm and character, in truth it is stuck on the side of a busy dual carriageway, it's overgrown, covered in cobwebbs and feels dirty and seedy. The hotel is not actually a hotel, more like tired old rooms attached to the club, with no staff. Don't try to call anyone if you have any issues because they won't answer. The rooms are very expensive for what they are, probably best to be drunk before sleeping there.

We have read that they are great hosts, that may be the case, but they are not good managers at all.

The view from the room window was hundreds of cigarette butts and old beer glasses, no doubt from previous nights that had not been cleaned up. Not very appealing and if they can't get that right, how clean is everything else. Not somewhere we would want to get naked.

In the end, we turn around and drove the 2.5 hours home, as we just could not bring ourselves to stay in a place that dirty.

Communicating with the club has been difficult and slow. They have now refunded part our the fee paid for the room and our membership has been cancelled. We would never return and in all conscience could not recommend it to anyone.
Rating: Fabulous
by seaniegg
8 June 2022
had a lovely day relaxing in the jacuzzi /pool .. weather was perfect.. lovely people .. lovely hosts .. good value for money.. one of the best venues i have been to.. definitely go again xx
Rating: OK
by
5 June 2022
Went to VA for first time, love it. Everyone was welcoming and super friendly. The hot tub is heaven x
Rating: Fabulous
by SashaP
1 June 2022
Just Mr attended milf club. Was a fab day. Defo worth the trip! Nice club and friendly clientele.will be back with the mrs!
Rating: Fabulous
by kazzy
1 June 2022
Another great milf club today. Plenty of sexy people and naughty fun going on. Love this club. Staff are fab… good mix of people. Definitely enjoyed myself (k) look forward to the next visit
Rating: Fabulous
by Orla Lewis
1 June 2022
A great MIlF day at VA today. Lots of sexy friendly people. Plenty of action in the tub and playrooms, what more could you ask for on a Wednesday. Thank you to you gorgeous human beings for making it a fun one.

Orla & Lewis xxx
Rating: Fun
by Anji_Karan
30 May 2022
Went first time after covid, staff was wonderful and very welcoming, venue pristine and gathering was very nice too! Will visit again soon.

We met many nice couples and played with them.
Rating: Fabulous
by naughty power couple
29 May 2022
We visited last night for 'Forbidden fantasies'. As always it didn't dissapoint, a great vibe and lots of friendly gorgeous people.

Please come say hi and swap veri's if we played or chatted.x
Rating: Fabulous
by MrSpriteandMsClitBang
28 May 2022
Despite several false starts to visiting VA, our first night was to Bi Night on Friday.

We were immediately taken aback by the modern and well dressed interior as we were shown round by the amazing host!

The staff were warm, friendly and welcoming without being pushy or overbearing.

The play rooms got very busy and sadly we didn't get time to have a dip in the naturally filtered hot tub.

Although the rooms were busy there appeared to be a good mix of genders.

For us the only thing missing is private rooms to play in but they do have hotel rooms on site which we weren't in a position to book on this visit.

We will definitely be going back!
Rating: OK
by Para Dos
28 May 2022
Many thanks to Paul and the VA team for another fantastic Bi night last night. So much fun and frolics going on…… we can hardly wait for the next one xx
Rating: Fabulous
by Carlwelly
28 May 2022
Another fun filled night at VA

Great atmosphere and super friendly staff

Was great to see some friends and make some new ones

A must place to visit

P.s. watch out for the Vodka jelly babies lol
Rating: Fabulous
by AlexV16
28 May 2022
What a fantastic night. Nice relaxed and friendly ambience, great host and amazing people. Nice venue offers a lot of places for fun including DJ and dance floor. Recommend to visit if you haven’t yet
Rating: Fun
by BlueFire
28 May 2022
Our 1st bi night last night (27th May), all we can say is wow! We have only ever been on Saturdays before and found them quiet and tame. However, Friday bi nights are the place to be! We had so much fun playing and the crowd were amazing! We love the diversity of the clientele on bi nights, definitely the only night to attend for us from now on.
Rating: Fabulous
by Holy Fuck Sticks Batman
28 May 2022
** TO THE PERSON WHO ACCIDENTALLY PICKED UP MY GIRLFRIENDS SHOES - PLEASE DROP US A MESSAGE **

Another great night at this amazing club, gorgeous people everywhere & a fuck ton of naughtiness!

Can’t wait to get back for the next one xx
Rating: Fabulous
by
28 May 2022
My first time at the VA and I’m Very impressed, was a superb night, met many lovely people and will certainly be back!

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