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Rating: Fabulous
by TheSofaDestroyers
9 August 2023
Recently attended their Festival of Fun! We took our camper and stayed for the entire weekend! We had an absolute ball! The campsite was close to the club so you don’t have far to go if you’re not in the hotel itself. The club has loads of open play spaces and a pretty cool dungeon. It’s a bit of a trek for us, but one we’d happily do again! You can tell the staff/owners make a point of keeping everything running smoothly so you can really relax and have fun!
Rating: OK
by 5EXYPA1R
8 August 2023
VA Saturday nights FOF , wow what a fantastic night , we attended just this evening as we wasn’t available for the full weekend and you really didn’t let us down , I ( hubby ) was lucky enough to be accompanied by my sexy wife and our sexy friend and we have just the best night ;) , in the club and continued at home till 6 Am ….. the girls had matching army clothes so if you said hello to us please do drop us a hello :) x looking forward to another night at VA soon
Rating: Fabulous
by
8 August 2023
Where to start with this club….we met here over 6yrs ago and we loved the club then. Most recently we have attended the Ibiza weekender though sadly only the last day. I (F) recently went to meet friends at FOF while Dragon was away at work and I had a great time. It was a non stop party from when we arrived! The people were amazing and great fun! The camp set up was fun with lots laid out to do.

Both Friday and Saturday had great DJ sets on and I even enjoyed attempting a spin on the decks myself. Although a complete failure ;)

We will most definitely be found at future weekender events! Please drop us a veri/message if we met.

Till next time !
Rating: Fabulous
by Cockosaurus
8 August 2023
Attended VA for the first time this weekend for the FoF.

What a beautiful club! It's a gorgeous building, done up, maintained and decorated brilliantly and the garden by the river is just so serene and I loved walking around it bare foot (which is a good job, as I left my boots outside in the rain)

It was such a shame it rained so much, as it did effect the socialising a little, but the friendly staff worked their arses off to put in place their wet weather plan and ensure everyone still had an amazing and memorable time.

Oh, and the foam party in the hottub! Wow! I shall not forget that for a long time.

I shall be coming back!
Rating: Fun
by Para Dos
7 August 2023

The VA always always goes that extra mile and their weekender - Festival of Fun - Booty Camp 2023 was no exception. This event is where friends new and old meet for a great weekend of fun. All guests embraced this years military theme and it’s fair to say military clothing is very sexy.

The attention to detail turning the club into a military zone was sheer brilliance, creating a wonderful environment for likeminded people to come together and have a throughly good time. Plan B saw the enemy (rain) retreat and the troops reported to the officers mess (club) where DJ Courtney, VA resident DJ Mark Eldridge and DJ Andy, created the wildest party vibe that had the troops shaking their booties. There were workshops held in the bunkers which allowed people to learn more about different Kink genres. Naughty fun games were played in Parade Square and the foam party transferred inside due to rain and was a mass of bodies writhing around each other in the hot tub room.

Finally…… we cannot sign off without mentioning Team VA, who work together in unison creating a truly wonderful place for likeminded people …The planning that goes into the weekend and the sheer hard work executing the delivery of these weekender events is what stands the VA out from the rest.

Thank you to all involved this year, you well and truly smashed it! Big love from Para Dos xx

Rating: Fabulous
by Ms.Scarlett-M
7 August 2023
I attended the Festival of Fun on the Friday evening, and the booty camp base which the club hosts had prepared was spectacular, although I didn’t get to stay the whole night and into the morning, from experience, the Vanilla Alternative always draws a great crowd of people together, and unforgettable memories for most, if not all. Plus if you are like me, and like open play rooms, you get to see all the naughty fun happening around you whilst you yourself are having fun. XXX
Rating: Fabulous
by
7 August 2023
This was our first FoF and we loved it. We will defo be returning next year.

Music was great like been in Ibiza. Great mix of people and everyone was in the mood for fun with all the playing going on.

Neon party on the Saturday night was wild and one of the best nights out we’ve ever had.

Rating: Fabulous
by
7 August 2023
Wow. The Festival of Fun weekend was amazing. The weather tried to cause havoc but the troops (staff) worked their socks (and many items of clothing) off to make sure we all had a fab time. The foam party was unforgettable ... party because we disappeared in the foam. Not to worry though, there were many helping hands to assist :). The workshops were also great. We now have a shopping list of things to buy and try :)

Rating: Fabulous
by Norfolkinway
7 August 2023
My absolute favourite club and that's because of all the hard work of the VA team. They go above and beyond to make sure that you have a fabulous time. This was my second year at FoF and it is my absolute favourite event of the entire year. Everyone is so friendly and welcoming. From the indoor foam party, being tied to a tree, sexy guests and dancing on the deck to the awesome DJ. Fun, Freedom and Memories that will last a lifetime. Thanks guys and gals x
Rating: Fabulous
by Sharing is caring 02
7 August 2023
FOF Saturday evening was amazing. Music was on point, the busiest night we’ve seen there.So many amazing attractive couples.

Being in the hot tub with 22 other people was a new one for us.

Can’t wait for the next visit
Rating: Fabulous
by hornysquirrel
7 August 2023
Attended the fof what a weekend it was. Loved every minute of it (even the rain). So many amazing people. The Saturday was by far the best experience I have had in a club anywhere. The foam party is still making me laugh now. The band was outstanding and the dj kept us all dancing from start to finish.

All the staff were so helpful and friendly. You can see the amount of thought and effort they put into it.

Thank you for a weekend to remember
Rating: Fabulous
by helloblu
7 August 2023
Festival of Fun weekend was the most fantastic experience, Jules and the team pulled out all the stops to make sure that a fun was had by all, the foam party was the highlight of the weekend for me... already looking forward to next year.
Rating: Fun
by KuriousKoupling
7 August 2023
We've been twice so far and both times have been enjoyable.

Attended the Bootcamp theme Saturday evening.

Watched the live band who were outstanding.

Must say, the women who attended ?? wow. The wife took a fancy to some, however we are yet to play.
Rating: Fabulous
by funplayers
7 August 2023
FoF weekender was an absolute blast. Well done to Jules, Chris and the team for organising such a fun event, it must have been a huge amount of work. Booty Camp was a great theme and the vibe was amazing. Thanks to all the guests for being such a lovely bunch of people. Xxx
Rating: Fabulous
by cheekyminx101
7 August 2023
The festival of fun this weekend was amazing.

Well done to Jules and the team your organisation skills were amazing. The whole team worked tirelessly all weekend, cleaning up after the foam party was no mean feat.

A lovely atmosphere, everyone was polite, respectful and naked :0)

We’ll see you all next time-you filthy bunch!

Rating: Fabulous
by essexgal
6 August 2023
What can you say,other than Festival was amazing again.Jules and staff do all out to make your time one you can't help but enjoy.

Filled with fun and lots of laughs to.Great friends new and old.

Weather wasn't best at times but foam party inside rocked and always is memorable.
Rating: Fabulous
by
6 August 2023
What a fabulous FOF, no matter the weather the party must go on. What a fun 3 day event. Jules and the team, smashed it out the park. What a great festival see you all next year :)
Rating: Fabulous
by WhatsWhatCouple
6 August 2023
Attended for FOF. Not a lot we can add, and the reviews after this will tell the same.

The event was great, the team did an amazing job, the guests were fantastic. We are home and resting :) Thank you
Rating: Fabulous
by Tiptoptotty
6 August 2023
I attended the FOF on the Saturday with a daytime pass. The weather was atrocious but that didn’t stop the fun and activities. There were live workshops, a DJ, a lady entertaining us with dancing - she didn’t stop, she had so much energy! - and lots of guests joined in and were dancing on the decking area and around the outside pool.

An inspired move, during the afternoon, was to fill the inside hot tub room with foam. It was awesome! So many people crammed into the pool, up close and personal on the floor and dancing and squirming on the play beds. You had to pinch yourself to believe you were actually there.

Outside, the band in the evening were brilliant and everyone sang and danced to their music all night. Neon was the theme, and guests went out of their way to dress up and join in the theme.

A constant stream of music in the club meant the dance floor was packed all night. And of course, lots of naughtiness going on in the play areas.

A superb way to spend a Saturday… it was fantastic.

Thank you Jules, Chris and all the gorgeous staff for all your hard work and for your cheerful attitude and helpfulness. X

Rating: Fabulous
by Devilish-us
6 August 2023
Our 3rd year at the Festival of Fun & it just keeps on getting better. This year it was super well organised with plenty of daytime activities as well as the club at night.

Wet weather measures were in place to ensure nothing would stop the fun, with the enormous deck area totally covered allowing it to be used by the (excellent) live band on the Saturday night which worked brilliantly.

The “Booty Camp” theme was great & super sexy for all genders.

We booked to arrive early on the Thursday as did loads of other campers. Attendees were a great mix of regulars from previous years and newbies, plus lots of extra Saturday night climbers who joined the fun. The event really is super friendly, and so welcoming. It’s great to have a full weekend to get to know people and build in friendships from previous years.

The club is a lovely, clean and well laid out venue with plenty of play areas and staff that always go the extra mile to make sure we all have a great time.

We will be visiting this club much more regularly as it never fails to impress us.

Thank you Jules, Chris & all the team for such a memorable weekend!

Love A&A

X
Rating: Fun
by
5 August 2023
Great night last night, nice music, and the dancefloor were busy, with lovely people and loads of fun.

If someone recognizes me DM me!

Until next time xxx
Rating: OK
by GeneralM04
5 August 2023
It’s a wonderful club to go to.. lots of fun and I always enjoy my stay there..
Rating: OK
by
5 August 2023
What a great night I had last night, amazing club amazing people it was really busy and a lot of fun everywhere,
Rating: Fabulous
by FiftyFifty3
5 August 2023
Friday the first night of the FOF weekend was great.Club was very busy with lots of sexy and fun people and had a great atmosphere.Back tonight for more of the same with a live band as well.P&S.
Rating: Fabulous
by BonnieandClyde2023
30 July 2023
First time at VA last night and we absolutely loved it! Amazing club, really stunning with wonderfully helpful staff and the most beautiful clientele. We will definitely be back.
Rating: Fabulous
by stanarrows
30 July 2023
Yet again I come back from the VA with a large smile on my face. Mr Benn's bi night was brilliant and full of brilliant people.

The staff are excellent and make you feel welcome.

Thank you for keeping it going.
Rating: Fun
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27 July 2023
Anougher visit to milf club with my partner. A bit of a trek for us but always worth it. Staff are great and very polite. Place is clean and we are planning a evening visit and looking forward to it. Thankyou everyone.
Rating: Fabulous
by Funboy
26 July 2023
Another fantastic afternoon at The Milf Club at this awesome club and may I give great credit to the ladies who help make our day so special,

Emma (On the desk and manager I believe) and Izzy behind the bar...They are such fun and can give as good as they get in the banter stakes.plus they are both gorgeous which for us guys...just makes it even better.

Thanks girls, thanks VA and see you again soon.
Rating: Fabulous
by Sharing is caring 02
26 July 2023
Yet another visit to VA on sat 22nd.

What a night we had! Met some lovely people and never seen so many sexy couples in one place. Was a very busy night and later in the evening, there was sex everywhere we looked. Couldn’t wait to get in between it all.

Never disappointed with the venue.

Staff are so friendly and helpful too.

Looking forward to next visit.
Rating: Fabulous
by tog03
25 July 2023
I attended my 1st ever club event on 21st July. Fabulous event, lovely venue, great hosts, nice and relaxed which meant that for my 1st event I was able to just sit back relax and observe without any pressures or stigma. Its a great place to just go to relax for a drink but certainly alot of fun to be had there too, I will definitely be back
Rating: Fabulous
by cfjjm15
25 July 2023
We visited VA for the first time on the 21st for the boujee blondes event! We had a fantastic evening in the couples room which was exciting! A few regulars chatted to us and made us feel more comfortable there too! If we chatted, please feel free to drop us a message! We look forward to attending again!

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