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Fabulous
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16 September 2023
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| What a night! Harvey and I attended VA. It was our first adult entertainment club, and we felt a little nervous - we didn’t need to be.
If you remember us, drop Harvey and I a message - I (Mel) started the night wearing a blue leopard print dress. Have a peek at our profile to see recognise us. We were the couple who didn’t stop having sex the whole night through and filled our time with squirting, loud spanking and orgasms.
We were greeted at reception by two stunningly beautiful smiley women. Although I had fumbled the registration form online, they were able to correct my account details and showed us in. At this point, we were also given a locker key on a rubber wristband; we were instructed that this key was our drinks tab and that we would need to show it at the bar each time we made a purchase. We dropped our bags off in the locker room and headed to the bar to await our tour of the premises. My partner and I ordered two rums on the rocks, and they tasted terrific - an excellent drink to calm the beginner's nerves.
We were then picked up by a host who showed us around the establishment. There were three groups of us, and we all gelled quickly. The host was joyous, informative and a real gentleman. (Throughout the night, when we were on the spanking bench or one of the beds, he would hold the tour at the threshold rather than bringing newbies in to stare).
After our tour we thought about where we wanted to go - there was so much choice! We ended up at the bar to refill our drinks and fucked there to dive in.
How liberating that was! People were watching but not in a seedy way. After a good fingering and blow job at the bar, we headed for the ‘playroom. In the playroom were glory holes, a sex swing, two spanking benches, a cage, a cross with cuffs and some beds (I can remember). Here we played on the spanking benches and one of the beds. The surfaces were wiped clean, so it was perfect for squirting. Blue towels and antibacterial spray were also on the walls in every room, so the whole place felt very sanitary.
We also went to the dance floor, which was through a pretty beaded archway (very fun to tickle on the skin when playing); inside was the DJ booth, a pole and a chaise long. The music was excellent, and we had a boogie before performing a blow job upside down on the chaise long. The way that the disco lights and music were plugged in meant that the acoustics stayed in the dance area and wasn’t too loud in the bar area, even though this was all open plan. Very clever as you could still hold a conversation just the other side of the beaded arch and not be shouting.
We then went to the couple's room. (Oh, what a treat!). Here we found an excellent Turkish-style bed. This was incredible for us and allowed my partner to get extremely deep. We kept coming back for more, and it was our favourite spot. The room was filled with beds and sofas, all beautifully elegant. You could watch from around the sides of the room or whilst sitting on a couch. There were some incredible scenes to watch. People were fucking away, and there was so much pleasure in that room. So much tremendous noise.
The corridor between the couple's room and the bar also had beds down one side. So there’s plenty of space to play everywhere. Even the toilets were wonderfully laid out. Each cubical was labelled female or male, and there were more cubical for females than males! (It’s the small things).
There was another room in the corridor which I’m going to call the ‘nude’ room. For this place you are not permitted to wear any clothes - they say to ‘leave them at the door’. We walked past this room on our way to the jacuzzi room and had to join everyone. Every bed was filled with naked bodies intermingling with each other. Limbs were everywhere, and the sound of pleasure echoed around the room. At the back of this room was a curtained area. This is the only closed-off area in the entire establishment. This is to help keep everyone at ease and keep safe. We caused quite a raucous. My partner and I were enjoying ourselves so much that people were stopping what they were doing to watch us - what a thrill!
The last area which deserves mention is the ‘wet’ room. Here in the centre of the room is one large jacuzzi. The temperature was perfect for walking straight into, and no chlorine was used, so your skin was not left feeling itchy. Instead, to clean the pool, they used special UV or Blue lights to kill the bacteria. Two showers were available, which were very handy throughout the evening to continually wash off various activities. The room was also surrounded by joined beds which took up the entire room's walls. This was another fabulous spot for when you wanted to play with others. The only rule for this room was no glass; however, if you tell the bar where you’re heading, they’ll give you plastic tumblers.
Unfortunately, it was a bit chilly to use the outside area, but I’m sure we’ll utilise that soon enough. We are also non-smokers, so we did not use the smoking area.
My one suggestion would be to have a particular area designated for photography. We understand some people do not want to be videoed, but I wish there were an area where we could have filmed the fun with others who wanted to, rather than a blanket rule of no phones anywhere at all.
Overall, so much attention has been spent on the small details. The whole place is beautifully refurbished, clean and elegant. The staff are all friendly and accommodating if you have any questions. The clientele was varied, so there was someone for everyone, and everyone was like-minded and nonjudgemental. The spaces feel safe and uncrowded. We came as a newbie couple, and we left with friends. What a pleasurable experience. |
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Fabulous
by Himplus_her
14 September 2023
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| This has been mine and my partners go to club for over a year now and all I can say is that it doesn't disappoint. It's welcoming to everyone. We went on sat with some friends and loved the fact the lux lounge was was open that evening. We will definitely be coming back for a day visit.
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Fabulous
by RedhotVixen
13 September 2023
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| Fabulous first time experience at the MILF club today! Had a lovely time socialising and having a little dip in the water. Will definitely be back |
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Fabulous
by redphoenix666
12 September 2023
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| Attended on Saturday for our 2nd visit with my wife and friends, and what else can we say apart from Wow, what a brilliant night. So much fun was had, and the mix of people was brilliant to see.
It’s a shame that some small minded people don’t seem to see that a club is a diverse environment for everyone, and goes against what the club environment is, for people having fun, and enjoying themselves, without judgement being thrown around. If people don’t want to attend because it’s not what they think attractiveness is, then the club is better off without them. |
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Fun
by DevilandTheBeast
10 September 2023
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| We decided to take advantage of the heatwave (The last hurrah) and go to the Lux Lounge on Saturday. It was a shame that there wasn't loads of people there and the lockers were restricted to the mini bar hut. On the plus side, we made the most of the sun and topped up our vitamin D in the buff.
The gloves and Rhinos were the star of the show, sending shivers down the spines of those people who wanted to see why Miss Devil was writhing about. Beast made two couples experience his gluv-lurve sales pitch: which went down quite nicely and helped him overcome his shyness.
More days like this? Yes please! |
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Fabulous
by TheSeductivePair
10 September 2023
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| What a FANTASTIC first experience of VA. My partner and I attended the couples and females Saturday party and it was buzzing! Loved the interaction and self introductions made. Although we were confident in our being there, perhaps we had a touch of shyness to us? By the end of the night that was alllll but gone. We had the hottest time with two other couples. Thank you to the ladies Lucy and Fiona what a tasty play that was!
Hot all round - the people and weather!
We stayed in room 7, the facilities were clean and cosy.
The club is now our favourite! We will absolutely be coming back xx
Feel free to get in touch if you saw us. We totally forgot to get FAB accounts from people xx
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Fabulous
by Crimsonswing
10 September 2023
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| Attended for the first time last night with some friends and wow - what a club! Definitely our new favourite place. Such a good mix of people. Outside area was amazing. So clean. And Brian is just fabulous. Will see you again soon x |
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Fabulous
by Funboy
7 September 2023
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| This club certainly knows how to set up a great party vibe and today it did just that out side at The Lux Lounge.
The weather was kind and who wouldn’t like having Fun in the sun -:)
Lots of new faces too plus the regulars makes it always exciting.
Wicked day with a huge shout out Emma & Izzy the gorgeous staff who help make this club what it is...Even la la helped on her day off ha ha xx |
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Fabulous
by sinfulduo
6 September 2023
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| A fabulous day at milf club today. A big shout out to the two lovely ladies who work so hard so everyone has a great time. Lovely weather, lovely people and lots of play x |
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Fabulous
by Jatnay
6 September 2023
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| As always the VA team set us up for a fab day in the Lux Lounge. Gorgeous weather, lots of fun was had and a very nice buffet to keep us energised. Till next time VA. |
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Fun
by theproff
6 September 2023
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| It was hot outside and inside at Milf Club this afternoon, lots of fun to be had, it never disappoints, will be back again soon |
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OK
by smokeyblue
3 September 2023
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| Our first visit to VA last night and we had a great time. Very welcoming staff and a great club tour by Brian. Met the lovely J & C who we chatted with in the bar area for a good while. Unfortunately on this occasion we missed each other in the play areas. Blue and I still had a great time in the dungeon area while others around us enjoyed the room. Hope to be back soon. |
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Fabulous
by ThirdTimesACharm
2 September 2023
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| What an absolutely fabulous night celebrating Mr Benns 1st birthday bash!!! Music was on point like always with the gorgeous Bi Night DJ, saw some amazing dancers strutting their stuff on the dance floor. Great to socialise with such good friends and also have some fun while we are there. We personally think out of the clubs we have been to this CLUB is the club to attend. It’s clean & tidy, hot tub is big, open playrooms & of course the dungeon! The staff/team who work SO hard to make sure everything runs smoothly are incredible. can’t wait for next time xx. |
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Fabulous
by Glitterbabe
1 September 2023
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| Thank you to everybody at the VA for another fantastic weekender.
The good vibes certainly flowed throughout the weekend, with everybody having a really good time on the dance floor and around the outdoor hot tub. Absolutely brilliant memories made and such a fabulous way to end the festival season. Thank you so much to all the staff. |
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Fabulous
by Para Dos
1 September 2023
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| Good vibes weekender at VA certainly did just that…..it was Good Vibes all weekend. Probably one of our best weekends we have ever attended at the VA, it just rolled all weekend…. With fun people and great music. Thanks to everyone at the VA who made all the weekends so much fun this summer xx |
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OK
by TattooedPleasures
31 August 2023
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| We stayed in the hotel for the ‘Good Vibes’ weekend and what a blast it was right from the start …. The staff are such an amazing friendly bunch, from the minute we got there to the sad time we left ….. the club itself has its own special layout, and given our lifestyle could not be more perfect….. we have to travel a bit to get to this gem, but will be visiting regularly as the trip is sooooo worth it ……… we enjoyed getting around everyone and adding to the event, the dancing, organising games, with the partying and frolics and sexy fun …….. this club is just to die for on so many levels and we are so glad we visited and will be back as soon as possible ……. Thank you and big hugs for all that you do, from the owner to the staff from Tats1 and Tats2 xxx |
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Fabulous
by 1ofakind
29 August 2023
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| Wow wow wow they really know how to host the most amazing festivals. Having been to both Festival of fun and most recently Good Vibes weekender I highly recommend this amazing club. I have been coming to VA for a number of years now and have always loved it. The hard work that Jules, Chris and the team (not forgetting the lovely Brian of course) is second to none. They have made this club what it is. Thank you so much xxx PJ xxx |
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Fabulous
by Jatnay
28 August 2023
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| We camped out at VA'S summer Vibes weekend (25th-27th August). What an amazing weekend we had. Great atmosphere, friendly and very playful guests, top notch facilities and lots of naughty fun was had. Sensory overload.
Huge thanks to Jules and the team for all their hard work.
We will be back soon. |
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Fabulous
by amy_69
28 August 2023
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| We attended the Good vibes weekender and wow what a weekend. We met some beautiful fun and sexy people. This place is fantastic and very welcoming. Started off Friday day drinking in the sun met a beautiful single lady who we both shared later in our room,
Finished off with an orgy in the couples room, wow what a show it was. if you get the chance to visit this club … enjoy you will not be disappointed. Say hi if you saw us xx :) love A and R xxx
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Fabulous
by Splash85
27 August 2023
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| We've been visiting VA regularly now since January and what a place. Staff are so friendly and the facilities are excellent. We've never left disappointed and last night was the best night so far. Already planning our next visit |
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Fabulous
by carakiss12
27 August 2023
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| I had a wonderful time at the Ibiza Good Vibes evening event 26/08/2023. First visit for a year and it was amazing. The staff were brilliant and the fellow guests were absolutely stunning. Lots of dancing, flirting and of course lots of sexy moments. Say hello if you remember me xxx |
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Fabulous
by Anytime2023
27 August 2023
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| What can we say about this place, it gets better every time we visit! We attended last night (26th) and there was an amazing vibe. Lots of beautiful people throughout the club and brilliant music all night. Staff, as always, were exceptional and we took advantage of their shuttle service which was prompt and provided excellent value for money. Managed to tick off a full swap and a MMF. Already booked our next trip there. If you are the Polish couple with glasses (apologies if you’re not Polish) who we swapped with please get in touch, we had a great time. Best club we’ve been to by far. |
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Fun
by Pocket_rocket239
26 August 2023
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| This was my first time at a club and I really enjoyed myself. The staff were super friendly and helpful and there were plenty of lovely like-minded people to chat and play with. Looking forward to my next visit when I hope to play more. |
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Fabulous
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24 August 2023
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| We have only been to milf club, as my good lady is relatively new, but to be able to play in a relaxed and friendly environment is priceless! Staff of Fabulous, clientele, wonderful and all-round, a great place to be!! |
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Fabulous
by Funboy
24 August 2023
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| This fantastic club just seems to get better and better with some of the friendliest people in attendance around.
It’s definitely the plushest club I’ve been too with some really great down to earth players.
Today’s Milf Day once again....was absolutely brilliant meeting some new faces and “Play”Play”Play” and for a single guy...That’s “Priceless” lol
Thanks VA xx |
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Fabulous
by CandH
20 August 2023
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| Had our first club attendance tonight and my word has it been fantastic. The staff were so welcoming, and really helped to put us at ease. And the couples and single women we meet were so friendly and chatty. Met quite a few couples who also on their first VA experience, which was great just getting to know new couples. Well we're just expecting to play alone with it being our first time into the swinging scene, and got to experience our first FFM! Very clean and the hot tub was a fantastic place for socialist and winding down after! Will definetly be looking to book again soon! |
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Fabulous
by drewanna151
19 August 2023
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| Been to all the WWW What Women Events at VA so far, they were great from the beginning and they are somehow getting better and better all the time !! The one on 18th August was the busiest yet and with all the inside and outside open (the weather played ball) or was just a fabulous atmosphere. If you've not been to one yet definitely enquire to WWW to get on the guestlist xx |
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Fabulous
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19 August 2023
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| Attended my first What Women want event at VA on 18.8.23 although I'm a regular to the club for the mid week Milf event the xtra decorations, drinks and gift on arrival and speedy check in was much appreciated. Was the busiest I had ever seen the place in the whole time I've been going which shows how big this event is getting! Amazing time and facilties, eating lunch outside was a bonus. Excellent place. |
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OK
by RockDuo
19 August 2023
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| We have both been to the VA separately in the past, so attended the daytime WWW event as a first as a couple.
This is a fantastic club with great facilities.
The bonus yesterday being the fact that the sun did make an appearance that allowed the Lux Lounge to be open (a novelty for a sumners day in August !).
Everyone was friendly and the atmosphere perfect.
We will definitely be back when the opportunity arises.
N & L
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Fabulous
by MK7ers
19 August 2023
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| Love love love Va ! We ve been to a few clubs now and always come back to Va , it’s such a nice welcoming place , beautifully decorated, fab hot tub and amazing outside space weather permitting, and the staff are second to none.
if you have nt been before definitely give it a go ! X |
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Fun
by Sara Fun
19 August 2023
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| 3rd time going to the Vanilla Alternative and it did not disappoint. Everything is clean, the outside was opened and staff is really nice. |
