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Avoid
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23 March 2015
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| I have been to this place twice what a pile of shit. As a single bloke you got no chance, the staff are extremely rude I said thank everytime I got a drink or a fresh towel not even once I got a "you welcome back". The staff look really unhappy working at this place, especially the blonde women. And if you are thinking of getting luck you got no chance as everyone women walks in ten blokes walk in behind her. And 9 out of ten women only going for the facilities as they allow you to use all the beauty shit inside the sauna, as most public will not let you.
The only good thing about this place is the location easy to get to and that is what's keeping it going new customers checking it out. If this was not central it would on been closed a long time ago. Also as its open in the night people use it as a cheap hotel.
Single men if you are going and your partner is not aware make sure you are ready to explain yourself when you get home as you will stink of chlorine. It is a shame as I would go every week if they improved it.
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| Rating:
Fun
by alexandriys
11 March 2015
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| Visited the club yesterday... what can i say... Its an incredible place...
Now for those bad reviews that you`ve read.
1. Smell. I noticed a bit of a smell but that was the chloride added into water... its not extreme smell, i wouldn`t even say strong.
2. Staff etiquette. Staff wasn`t rude to any one at all, and there was one shift when i came, and another when i left. At the beginning of the night there were two incredible girls who walked in same time as me.After noticing me in the locker room, I been told by them that im about to have some good night of fun if i will go upstairs with them... unfortunately those two took their iPhones to jacuzzi and were taking photos of each other for about 2 minutes before they got thrown out for it.
Overall - if you rude to staff, you get rudeness back...
3. Pushiness of guys...
Only seen one guy who went rude by offering some girl money for going with him... girl refused him and he remained calm for the rest of the evening...
Later in the night when i hooked up with two Lithuanian ladies (Girls thank you for unforgetable night) they mentioned once while we were in jacuzzi that they being molested ... I`ve asked when, and the reply was "Right now"... For them, strangers starring at a pair of nice and juicy DD`s is discomforting. Therefore to all the girls that will attend, if you feel safe with guy checking you out quitely, than you will be fine. if you consider it as rudeness, you will see quite a bit of it...
4.Girls.
Having read reviews before, i was expecting one or two girls in there... All together as far as i remember i have seen about 7-8 girls from 10pm to 2am, They all seemed approacheable, not stuck up or drama queens, neither they were ugly or bad looking. Two or three were part of the couples i believe, maybe more...
and on top of it all... I left with two Lithuanian girls that were, "beauty contest" winners of the night and who made my night a one to remember.
5. Drinks
Something i didn`t notice on the website (My fault) but you can bring your own alcohol, leave it behind the bar and girls will serve it to you anytime. Do so before hand because if you want to buy some beer and its after 11 no shops around will sell you any, so you will have to walk up and down the street with wet hair, for nothing.
If you`re non drinker, coffee, tea, juices come as complimentary.
6. Cleanness.
Floors are clean so i walked barefoot, but i would say just take slippers in any case. Towels that they provide are always clean and fresh.
yes there are a little bit of areas that need some cleaning but the most used areas are very clean in my opinion.
7 Facilities.
Pool - could be a bit bigger.
Jacuzzi - perfect.
Steam rooms - Perfect just don`t open the doors for too long when you walk in, and dont go inside at all if its too hot for you. I been sitting in one of the rooms and guys just kept marching in, spent 30 seconds, swear out lout that its hot and run out...
Sauna - stay away from breathing through your nose on top shelf lol... nearly burned my nerves out, but itself sauna is nice and spacious.
Toilets - clean
Well to round it up... I think the bad review for rios were left by someone who was a rude (I might be wrong).
But i definitely encouraging you to check out this place !
Worth going to every night ! |
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OK
by
7 March 2015
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| We visited Rios again. Hadn't been there for a while and enjoyed ourselves for a few hours.
Mark deliberately left me in the jacuzzi to see what would happen. I was almost surrounded by several blokes who maintained serious faces while pawing me under the water. We then headed for the back rooms with a younger couple Mark met near the bar. Not much happened but was fun. |
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Fabulous
by
6 March 2015
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| Was here lastnight and all day today had an amazing time and the staff are a credit to rio's without there smiles and polite manners this wouldnt be worth going too, fabulous place an very clean, look forward to coming back :) thanks guys xx |
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Fabulous
by vandeman
3 March 2015
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| I went last night for the first Monday in ages. Good lively night with chilled people.
Had a most fab session of passion and pleasure out the back. Ohhhh! Wow!
This place when it Rocks ROCKS! |
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OK
by
1 March 2015
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| Went to Rios today with a friend, surprised at how small it was but packs a lot of facilities into a smallish space... Would NEVER go here as a single woman, as even tonight, when I was with a guy, singles guys followed me around, and when we went to play one tried to force his way into the room! Aside from that the majority of the people were relaxed and friendly, will definitely go again but probably on a dedicated club night... |
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OK
by
23 February 2015
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| Attended Rios over the weekend and what can I say nice venue as plenty of facilities to use with regards to sauna rooms, steam rooms and so forth... However some of the clients that attend gosh they need and require vetting.. LOL hounds you would call them... Although I met two lovely ladies whom I had jokes and laughter with don't I would attend there again. As I kept comparing this place with Paradise Spa and it ain't got nothing on it... |
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OK
by 15h4m2020
20 February 2015
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| Visited on Wednesday for first time in a number of years and was very hit and miss. Clean enough, but the security bloke in combat gear is an a**e.
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Avoid
by
8 February 2015
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| We started going to Rios 6 years ago and I am sad to say it has been going down hill since. It is now a filthy place to visit. Last Saturday the large Jacuzzi was cold and disgustingly dirty. When you enter you are greeted by a guy dressed in combat gear which tells you all. We went as a couple yet despite what the web site says the place started flooding with eastern Europeans about 10 ish and there was no couples only areas. Rip Rios. Avoid this place it stinks |
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Avoid
by VixyVixen
2 February 2015
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| I went to Rio`s for the first (and probably for the last)time on Friday...
Where shall I start!? The place wouldn`t be bad as it self,they have quite few facilities BUT I think no one ever cleaned that place!!!! It was filthy!!!
The staff instead of going around sometimes and pick up empty cups and dirty towels just chatting with each other at the bar! And that`s the other thing, whenever I tried to ask for a glass of water I had to stand there for ages, because they not paying attention to customers at all!!! And at last but not least, most of the single guys there were rude!!! They are following you and trying to touch you all the time!!! Its not really the place`s fault but they should have some rules for single guys how to behave themselfs!!! I went there to relax but they were ruining my time there! I was constantly escaping from them, it wasn`t relaxing at all!!! Won`t be back!!!! |
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Fun
by vandeman
2 February 2015
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| Went for another rare Sunday afternoon session. Busy but really chilled out with lots of regulars and few if any dick heads.
Had a fabulious slow wank and blow job out the back with a couple of lovely people. Another good afternoon. And the steam rooms were Hot!
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Fun
by
31 January 2015
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| Wow, what a night. I will have to try to visit on a weekend again. Busy with gorgeous & sexy friendly people. |
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OK
by
31 January 2015
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| Been a few times last year. Going again Monday if anyone is interested. Great place |
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Fun
by Nkdm
22 January 2015
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| Visited this place this morning, not for swinging, but to hang out naked and chill out using the great facilities. Excellent staff and a great easy to get too location. Many people here where swim suits but this does not bother me as I love being nude |
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OK
by
21 January 2015
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| Management clearly trying to make an effort to improve facilities. When it comes to clubs its the very soft option. Would like to see a movie room out the back. Plus lacking in women. Its still worth a visit for its many facilities. |
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Fun
by Sexy club dj
21 January 2015
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| I want to go to rios this week any women or couples fancy a few drinks b4 then go play ? X |
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Fabulous
by Crisp121
19 January 2015
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| Always clean, nice bunch of people there few too many single guys following us around but all you have to do is just ignore them. Apart from that it's a nice local place for chilling out |
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OK
by
29 December 2014
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| Been there a few days ago. Didn't really enjoy it that much. I was expecting a real naturist venue and instead found a place with bunch of people wearing bath suits. The place was relatively clean, except for two things : 1. The staff members were walking everywhere with their clothes and shoes. 2. Paper cups with soda and beer left inside steam rooms or saunas...
I will try again and post a new review when done. |
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OK
by Moonbutt
18 December 2014
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| We went to Rios today (Thursday) between 2 - 5pm and the gut feeling you leave with is that the venue itself is really quite good. The steam rooms are perfect temperature, as are the saunas, its clean and modern. Annoyingly the big jacuzzi and one sauna were out of action when we went, and the venue didn't offer a discount to reflect this, which we didn't think was ideal. Overall though, the venue and facilities are good at Rios and if it was packed full of gorgeous people, you'd have a serious party on your hands...
And therein lies the problem. When we went at least it was busy-ish, but the people consisted of - overweight, 50+ white guys, young black guys looking moody, old white guys with serious mountain-man looks going on, giant beards down to their knees, a couple of women who haven't seen a treadmill in a decade or so...you get the picture.
It's a real shame this, and smacks slightly of an owner who's got the cash to keep it ticking over but doesn't want to invest the money to market it and get the right crowd in.
On paper then, Rios should be awesome. Central London venue, good facilities, but the clientele is not that easy on the eye.
We will go back and to be fair to it we went on a Thursday afternoon, so who knows what the Saturday night couple's night is like. Might be great, we will report back.
Oh and one final thing, L had an hour long massage and it was great apparently. |
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OK
by
17 December 2014
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| I went there without my wife.
Rios is quite clean and the staff are friendly
However, it is a sausage fest dominated by old white guys that follow the women round and younger black guys that white couples wish to have fun with.
As a white single guy I'd suggest that your chances of sex with women are slim.
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Fun
by GoBananas78
4 December 2014
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| Rios was our first swing club experience so will always have a soft spot for us.
Agree with many posts on here that it can be hit and miss depending on what night you go. We have been there many times now on couples Saturday night and midweek nudist nights and mainly go now as our 'seedy' option. We prefer spontaneous meets so a fully nudist environment fits perfectly for this, the Mrs is very visual in that she gets very turned on seeing vwe muscular guys and at times the single guys can be outstanding here especially the black guys. The Mrs has a stunning body and gets turned on teasing guys by walking around naked then getting fucked by a vwe stranger in one of the private rooms knowing it's likely we will never see him again.
On couples night we have had nights with full on orgies with groups of couples and others where it's very quiet or the quality is not so good, we also suspect there are often 'fake couples' attending just to get the guy in on couples night but this just adds to the seedy excitement if the place, although the upstairs section can help get around this problem as couples are required to go to that section together only.
Additional play rooms have now been added to the back of the property so now there is even more room to play! |
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Avoid
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2 December 2014
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| When I write this and put avoid at the top it's not because the place is not nice it's merely because this is a swingers site and my review is based on the sexual activity rather than the relaxing experience!
I went there this evening (Monday) and staff were lovely, clean, polite and topless with the young hot girl looking great and other staff with amazing boobs!
The venue itself is spacious, clean and plenty of hot tubs, saunas and steam rooms to choose from.
No exaduaration there was about 25 guys in there, two women who were wearing costumes even though it's meant to be a nudist night and one other girl who was there to relax rather than play.
I had a massage which was great! A lovely blonde girl who really did go deep BUT again I'm doing this review for a sex site and she wasn't even naked.
There are private rooms that bi guys slip off to but generally this place seemed more of a naturist spa rather than 'play' sort of venue.
I could have gone on an off night but there were loads of guys, few women, no playing and very bright inside which doesn't really encourage naughty behaviour ;-)
In conclusion IF you are looking for sex I wouldn't really go here as the law of averages means you won't get it. BUT if you want to be naked around other guys, the small chance of some fun then it's defiantly your thing.
I won't be going again but merely because I know other places I'm pretty sure I will get fun BUT if I was in the area and wanted to relax I would :-) |
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OK
by
23 November 2014
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| I was there today for my first visit, is a nice place with sauna jacuzzi and with really nice staff. I think is a right place for couples and not for single guys...but i will try again!!! |
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Avoid
by Cockman and Throbbin
23 November 2014
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| This is NOT a club in the usual sense.
Lighting is bright.
It is most certainly a day spa and if that's your thing then fine.
But certainly not for us as a Sat night club thing with sensual soft lighting and atmosphere.
So avoid of this is what you are looking for otherwise fill your boots! |
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OK
by Bi-Viz
22 November 2014
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| Dunno wat its like on other days of the week but If your white and single avoid Fridays!
The place itself and the staff are fine but unless you wanna feel like a bastard at a family reunion........find somewhere else! |
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Fabulous
by BradyReynolds
19 November 2014
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| Spent a few ours in Rios today on my day off. Apart from one random guy who decided to sit in the sauna grunting everyone seemed friendly enough. I decided to go for a swedish massage with Natasha, wow. I was so relaxed and chilled after it I almost didn't make it out without falling asleep in the sauna. I have more time off tomorrow so will be going back for more of the same. |
| Rating:
Fabulous
by
14 November 2014
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| Loved it was really relaxed atmosphere enjoyed every minute and a clean and looked after place x |
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Fun
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7 November 2014
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| Went to Rio's for the first time today. Quite liked it, it's a nice place, don't expect some high fashioned spa though as it's only £8 for a single woman. They have quite a few facilities in a small place, steam rooms, hot tubs, pool and sauna. There's also rooms in the back to play in which was fun, but the lighting is a bit low and it gets very hot in there.
There are lots of men there, which if your a single woman is good. They're not all pervy. Some are very nice and polite and will have a friendly chat. You also don't need to be naked, which helped.
Overall quite relaxing and fun! |
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Fabulous
by
2 November 2014
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| Went today lots of guys but a nice select few woman who wanted to play. A gorgeous sexy 40 something brunette in the steam room wankig off the guys and then an older fifty something having sexy threesomes with the young guys mmmm nice Sunday afernoon!!! Xx |
| Rating:
OK
by delinquent
29 October 2014
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| Was ok. Just to many men. Plus the cloreen in the pool and hot tub is to High!
Ok for a afternoon
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Fabulous
by vandeman
19 October 2014
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| A rare Sunday afternoon down Rios. But always good when it happens. Chilled out no wallies and a good crowed. Hot steam rooms and hotter back rooms. Can't complain one little bit. It's the club that keeps on giving. Long may it continue
Richard |
