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Rating: Fabulous
by maturesurreycouple
12 July 2013
We have been to Pleasures a couple of times now and really enjoyed ourselves. It has a nice bar area and lounge larger than most clubs. This may give the impression of a 'clique' but it is no different from other clubs that are smaller and appear more crowded. Looking forward to our next visit Sat 20th July, if you are going come and say hi.
Rating: Fabulous
by
7 July 2013
Love love love this club! We always have a great night when we visit & the hospitality of the staff and clientele is always on top form. Friendly, clean and just plain awsome! Not only that, but it's a bloody good laugh! Don't miss the opportunity of visiting should you have the chance. Maggie & Steve are great hosts and couldn't be more accommodating. A family run business that I hope will continue to prosper as it always has done by word of good mouth xxxx
Rating: Fabulous
by
7 July 2013
Updating our fabulous review!! weve been here on several occasions, its a Fantastic venue with friendly staff and clean, fresh surroundings with an atmosphere second to none. Friendly, sociable & chilled...reading back the reviews I felt this was needed to be updated. Everyone of course is entitled to their opinion, and of course there will always be the odd duff night at any venue...but honestly?? It's a fantastic club which we will continue to visit for its 5 star approach xxxx
Rating: Avoid
by
6 July 2013
Honestly do not know what to say or where to start

I am left speechless by what ensued this evening at this club

The venue good

The staff good

The people shocking

There were a large ratio of single blokes to couples or single females

A majority of which were foreign

They hunted in packs, and were very rude

Believe it or not, a fight broke out, I'm not talking handbags, instead fists and bottles!

There was no 'action plan' in place to deal with the situation accordingly, the staff and management were running round like headless chickens, with baseball bats and lead pipes

It was chaotic, which left a large majority of those attending the club to go home early

No apology, offer of 1/2 price entry next time, refund, nothing

I shall not be returning, which is a shame

Poor show, that they dont take a form of ID at the door, because if i were on the receiving end of the 2on1 attack with fists and bottles, i would want to press charges and demand that the culprit's details be handed over to the police

But all the foreign people were incredibly drunk, and rude, and agressive

1 reveller commented 'they're regulars, how odd, they wont be coming back'

Guess what, neither will i!
Rating: Fun
by Melissa and Chantelle
4 July 2013
Very aptly named club - our visit was more than a pleasure!!! It was our first visit on the recommendation of some friends who joined us there for the evening.

We found the whole experience great, fantastic staff, great facilities and fun attendees!

We look forward to returning.
Rating: Avoid
by
3 July 2013
As we stated in our review earlier, it was 'our opinion ' of the place, nobody else's.

However we've had plenty of messages agreeing with our comments. It's just a shame they won't put that in here, but that's their choice, and to a point with the comments below we kind of understand.

To clarify some things that have been mentioned in response to our original post.

The safety aspect that's been picked up on was not the people attending the venue but the venue itself.

That being the underground containers with an old decorators ladder as an escape route through a skylight. Or overloaded extension leads near to the hot tubs etc etc.

As for previous people saying 'I've been going for 2 years and it's not cliquey'. Seriously? You have been going for 2 years of course you don't find it cliquey.

Also 'I went 5 times before I noticed a Koi pond'. You say this then say everything is wonderful and clean and safe yet miss a 40ft pond in the garden, I'd say your observation skills need some work.

I know being honest will rub some people the wrong way, but that's not our intention. We went to Pleasures to enjoy ourselves, we didn't. So we have stated why we didn't enjoy ourselves.

Hopefully a bit more honesty will help the owners of Pleasures improve it and then we can 'ALL' enjoy it?

Rating: Fabulous
by
30 June 2013
So this is our 4th or 5th visit now and I have to say it gets better everytime we attend.

We our making new friends everytime we go and at the same time exploring our boundaries further everytime.

We have not had one bad night here, the only sad part is the night goes to quickly.

Highly recommend to all newbies aswell as veteran's.
Rating: Fabulous
by
30 June 2013
First time for us at pleasures last night (29/6/13)...we'll what can i say...Brilliant! and really glad we went...we arrived quite late but that wasn't a problem..we were welcomed & shown around on arrival,and everyone was friendly and chatty.we found it a very comfortable club,relaxed atmosphere and very clean..Thanks for a great evening and we will definitely be back..We would really recommend a visit if you havnt been before.Oh and the barmaid what a sweetie(Miss HH)thanks for the ciggies..xxx
Rating: Fabulous
by Sweetcheeks4
27 June 2013
Just reading the lastest reviews on this great club, and like the review before me, im not sure what some people are thinking when they visit a club, iv been going to Pleasures now for the last 3 years on and off, and have to say not once have I ever felt unsafe, the clubs spotless, with some very classy people there, no one bothering you, everyone really relaxed with a great atmosphere, infact im a member of a lot of clubs and id say Pleasures is up at the top of my list amongst a couple of other clubs I go to in Kent! The staff are really friendly just like the guests, go visit the club yourself and make your own mind up, keep up the good work guys xx
Rating: Fabulous
by
27 June 2013
Don't know what the previous reviewers were thinking. I have been going to Pleasures for the past 2 years as part of a couple, I also frequently wander off on my own, and I can honestly say I have never felt unsafe, ever. The club is friendly and spotlessly clean. I don't find it cliquey at all just warm and welcoming, the staff and other clobbers are all very genuine. The rooms are all well decorated and fresh. Yes they do have a pond with fish in, but I had such a good time there that I had been to the club at least 5 times before I even noticed it. Go along and see for yourself, you won't be disappointed. X
Rating: Avoid
by
24 June 2013
When you go to a club and the highlight is the Koi carp you know it couldn't have been that great. The staff were friendly enough and the venue OK in parts, but in general we didn't feel that the venue was safe.

To some this may seem petty but if we don't feel safe, we don't relax, if we don't relax we don't enjoy ourselves. Simple.

The house was fine, but the underground containers, hot tub area etc just felt like an accident waiting to happen. And also didn't feel that clean if we're honest.

Add to this a very cliquey crowd and you've got an evening of disappointment on your hands. thank God for the Koi.

Now we know this place is popular, it's why we went. But we are entitled to our opinion and that's what this is, an honest opinion of what 'we' thought.

Rating: Fabulous
by sexyamyk
19 June 2013
Went to pleasures Saturday night,was our first time at a club,it was fabulous ,no pressure no hassle great atmosphere,had a great night,lots of sexy fun,will definitely be going back. Thanks
Rating: Fun
by
18 June 2013
this was our first visit to pleasures and wow. the first thing that hit us was how welcome and relaxed we were made to feel right away. we loved the bar atmosphere. Ed gave a brilliant well informed tour and had an answer for every question.

lingerie night is a brilliant idea and the ladies all made a great effort. the club was FANTASTICALLY CLEAN and all staff friendly and helpful.

the only thing P did not like was the lockers were very small and she didnt feel there was anywhere she could change in private as all the private rooms were busy. P being a fussy one likes to change outfits so likes to do this in private. BUT its a good thing all rooms were busy as it was brilliant to be that full especially with the range of different people with different tastes. overall we were very impressed. we are hoping to return to play on the huge round bed hopefully with a few ladies for P to play with ;o) we had a super fun night with a great couple and look forward to meeting many more.

Cheers Steve and the team A+ all the way.
Rating: OK
by welovefun16
16 June 2013
Have been to pleasures a few times the place itself is very impressive the rooms are very nice and clean lots of places to choose to go and play the jacuzzi are nice and hot the staff are very friendly and polite. We did find with pleasures is that its a bit hit or miss we find Is that seems like a lot of people are there to just socialise we also found a lot of people are just walking around and not a lot of action going on unless it just couples that are playing with each other we also find that it can be a bit clicky and people just stick with there own groups but then we have been before and got stuck into a few group sessions with other couples which is really the reason why we go there so as we say it can be a bit hit or miss its a good place to go if your new to the scene but would say if your going to get stuck into a lot of action you might end up disappointed we wouldn't go as far as to say avoid that's why we have just rated it as ok just purely for the fact that the actual place owners and staff are all great !!!!
Rating: OK
by
13 June 2013
First time at pleasures all was good until I started feeling unwell, was in toilet being sick when I heard. Two people kissing outside the toilet door, felt bit embarrassed as I assumed they were waiting for toilet and got bored of waiting so decided to have a snog instead lol,when I opened the door I see the woman who greeted us at the door and took our money. She walked away with a quick glance at me and to my surprise there was my partner too outside the door.... well it's not rocket scientist who the kissers were.my partner can't even recall what happened that night as he was sooo wasted but I'm sure the woman can, you know who you are...just because it's a swinging club doesn't mean you can come onto my partner while I'm Ill in the toilet ,that is disrespectful to me as a person,we came as a couple, we play as a couple and under normal sober circumstances we never ever will kiss opposite sex so thanku for messing up our night and nearly our relationship, I hope there are not other victims out there who have gone thru this with this woman, she's clearly not loyal to other people's relationships and feelings....you ask you don't just take just because of the environment you are in.......
Rating: Fabulous
by dave n jacqui
8 June 2013
Been pleasures a few times, never been and not played, no pressure no hassle, No means no, cos if I'd said yes to all might have made it to today, last nite was the best nite yet.

be coming back soon xx

Jacqui and paul always a pleasure to greet.

Rating: Fabulous
by
8 June 2013
I went to pleasures friday night as a couple,we were greeted by friendly staff,there is a lovely spacious bar and comfy lounge,shown around,2 jacuzzi's which r great for being sociable. i was impressed by the themed rooms and clean and comfortable,some with lockable doors for privacy,sum with no doors if u like to b disturbed lol as a smoker glad to see a area for smokers as had been to a club recently without one,i enjoyed the viewing room with the window especialy,trub is i enjoyed that room so much i missed out on the hotdogs and pizza lol overall i enjoyed the place and people who visited were all very welcoming and non-pushy,i will definitly be visiting again when im allowed out x thanku maggie and steve
Rating: Fun
by
2 June 2013
Well i was quite surprised by this club . It was a last minute thing that was purely to try something different . Staff friendly and venue well presented , Jacuzzis allso piping hot aswel ! Play rooms were superb aswel and topped off by meeting a loverly couple from the start . Keep up the good work guys and deffo recommend :-)
Rating: Fabulous
by
1 June 2013
I attending the club as a single male, and was very pleased with the club. They have extensive facilities, including a large number of playrooms on various themes and the use of jacuzzi's and a sauna. I especially enjoyed the idea of pizza and hotdogs to keep the energy levels up!
Rating: Fabulous
by
28 May 2013
Being a new couple to the swinging scene we are extremely pleased that we went here first, The place and hosts are brilliant.

If you have the stereo typical image of what a swinging venue is like then get that out of your head and try Pleasures as your first port of call.

People are great, Venue is great and the host are great.
Rating: Fabulous
by Lucy and Carl
18 May 2013
Yet another Friday night at Pleasures (17th May 13) What a great night. Lovely people lovely staff. Steve and Maggie have got this place spot on. Spotlessly clean, no pressure. Have tried another club but this will leave any other club in the starting blocks. A must to visit this place.
Rating: Fabulous
by
12 May 2013
Went last night to the school party. Really good fun.

Met up with a couple that we have seen before and a new sexy couple too. Double fun!

Cannot fault the club. Steve and Maggie make us feel really welcome and the staff are out of this world.

Great club
Rating: Fabulous
by gangbang plz
24 February 2013
Attended a Friday night party as we were after single guys

A boy did we find em

:-)

MMMF -- yum!

Gr8 place will defo be back
Rating: Fun
by
23 February 2013
Attended pleasures last night, Fri 22nd and this was our first ever club visit. Our hosts Jacqui and Paul were brilliant and made us very welcome, showed us around and talked us through things, really put us at ease and relaxed us. Thank you guys for that.

As for the night well it was quiet so difficult to judge it but we will be going back, maybe Saturday night next time. The club itself is very nice, relaxed and is well laid out with plenty of rooms.

Overall a good night and will feel much more relaxed on our next visit, hopefully soon :)
Rating: Fabulous
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17 February 2013
We attended the Moulin Rougue party on 16-2-13 and we had a great time. We have been 3 times now and ever fail to have a good night, great hosts and company, great mix of people, looking forward to our next visit soon.
Rating: Fabulous
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17 February 2013
First time to any club and couldn't have picked a better place, the staff are really friendly and welcoming, great hosts and a wonderful place to explore with all the rooms clean and well laid out.

Will definitely be returning again soon x
Rating: Fabulous
by
17 February 2013
Our second visit to Pleasures was even better than our first. Fantastic place to play. Staff are very very friendly and rooms are well laid out and very clean. Would rate as the best value club in the South East.
Rating: Fabulous
by
17 February 2013
We attended last nights Moulin rouge evening

Our first visit to Pleasures was greeted at the door by a lovely host then given a tour of the premises by some friends that we met at the bar. It was a great relaxed atmosphere attend by couples of all ages and everyone more than happy to chat to use ,would really recommend a visit to this club to all, we had a great night and will definitely be going back,

Thanks again for a great night xx J and P
Rating: OK
by
17 February 2013
Attended 16-2-13.

Our first time at Pleasures last night, we had a lot of fun and met a lot nice couples.

With a mixed crowed or all ages and many play areas Pleasure has a little something for everyone.

The staff are nice and very helpful, especially if its your first time there.

You will have fun if you go Pleasures, we sure did. Xxx
Rating: Fabulous
by
13 February 2013
This was our second visit to the club and it is absolutely brilliant.

Really clean and tidy with friendly staff and lots of rooms to choose from. Spent the evening with a fabulous couple and cannot wait to go back.

There is no pressure from anyone and lots of sexy couples attended.
Rating: Fabulous
by
9 February 2013
Hi All,

we love pleasures...mainly on a friday night...it seems more relaxed and the single guys are fine..the know that "No means No!" The Great news is that they now open on wednesdays nights and if we can get some interest, they will open from noon! feel free to say hi and lets see if we can have a group of peeps meet up on wednesdays....Mike & Sue

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