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OK
by shelovesitwet
14 December 2023
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| We went last night it was very pleasant to begin with .however the hot tub is at best warm and every 2 minutes someone is going in and out of the outside door to smoke .it makes it very difficult to relax .also the staff patrol all night back and forth which makes you feel on edge.there were absolutely loads of old men following you everywhere and groping without being invited .all through the evening the club started smelling more of cigarettes and near the end itbwas progressively worse. I think maybe the blowers on the air con are near where smoking is allowed .the signs everywhere says no drinks in the play area and no shoes..there were people drinking in thereball evening and leaving empty glasses everywhere .there was also this lady with about 6inch heels who could hardly walk clattering around all night .I personally saw her tred on two different bare feet .the staff saw these shoes and drinkers and did nothing .it could be a lovely place but unfortunately they do not play by the own rules and after a while a non smoker just has to get out of there ...and maybe limit the number of single guys following people around..and maybe lastly oil the cage door and put some cushioning on the smoking door to stop the noise of constant slamming so you aren't out on edge |
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Fabulous
by
14 December 2023
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| Where at the club in October second time ever at the club had a great night ,left my mobile in the locker totally by accident, got up I the morning thinking the worst, rang a few times and was pleasantly surprised that the club had it we did meet up with the owner who meet us to return it on his day off so very grateful great club spotlessly clean and safe lovely staff and owners
Thank you we will definitely go back |
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OK
by
14 December 2023
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| Well run club, but ratio of single men to couples was too high for us, rules were well informed, and followed by most. May we suggest a couples only area, that would have made it perfect. Thank you x |
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Fabulous
by suetom2
7 December 2023
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| What a night first time in a club together and we an amazing night , could be less men invites but hey hoo let them watch whatever floats Ur boat thumbs up though will be back x |
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Fun
by Elegant couple 2022
30 November 2023
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| We visited last night (a Wednesday) and had a good time. There was a good balance of couples and singles (in fact more couples than we expected) and plenty of play occurred! Respectful behaviour all round, which surprised us (positively), having been hassled in UK clubs on greedy girl nights. As per reviews previously, the club is clean, well run, and feels like a very safe space for people of our persuasion. Our only wish was that there could be a couples only area - not because we don't enjoy single men from time to time (thank you Pedro for last night!) - but because sometimes that helps break the ice for couples who are new/shy. This club is very much recommended. We will be visiting again, in fact probably tonight... |
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Fabulous
by GnTandaPinaColada
30 November 2023
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| We visited last night and had the most amazing time. Exceptionally clean and the facilities great.
The staff were so friendly and were on hand to provide reassurance and help. The drinks were good and the entry price just right with the balance of couples to singles was good.
We are, as per our profile, a larger build couple and were a little nervous beforehand but no everyone was totally accepting and friendly and we played along with the rest.
Very much recommend an evening here we will definitely go again when back in Tenerifex |
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Fabulous
by Hot_Couple_Kent
25 November 2023
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| We went earlier in the year. Great club, lovely ambience and there were some hot people in there.
We enjoyed the dark room where my boo s seemed popular and a couple of wondering hands down below too.
The orgy bed was a lot of fun and we found a hot couple to play with and later Mr let a couple of guys play with me which was a lot of fun. We'll be back next year for sure ;-)
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Fabulous
by scotty4fun!
22 November 2023
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| Love visiting this club, had great fun and maybe even fell in love with the girl on reception lol anyone going to tenerife should visit its a great chilled out venue. |
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Fabulous
by
18 November 2023
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| Visited 17/11 and had a fantastic night x lots of males and females and lots of sexy fun was had xx til next time xx |
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OK
by
15 November 2023
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| Wow where to start! It was our 1st time going to a club and to say the least it was unbelievable! Everyone super friendly , the staff was more than greeting. The rooms they got is unreal they got everything you could think of. The Jacuzzi was great and to top it off watching everyone having sex around us while we did our thing was so sexy! Can’t wait to go back m! |
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OK
by
5 November 2023
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| This was our 2nd visit to the club, it is spotless, Nora and John are fantastic hosts, the staff are very friendly, there were some extremely sexy people there, the facilities are also excellent. See you soon x |
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Fabulous
by Gucci-50
5 November 2023
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| Spent last night at this wonderful club it was pretty busy with a very mixed age group,I believe it was the Birthday Party of one of Nora’s friends and she kindly gave me a slice of the lovely cake many thanks Nora it was so nice to talk to you, keep up the good work to both yourself and Jon. Xx |
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OK
by
2 November 2023
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| Great night here, lots of fun and great play rooms |
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Fabulous
by Loveitlarge8
31 October 2023
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| Attended this great club on the 24th it was fanatic as usual good mix of couples and single guys for Sandra to enjoy where meant to go on the Saturday but something came up and we missed it but we'll be back in March for more fun |
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Fabulous
by gingnj
29 October 2023
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| Fantastic night at the Halloween Party great atmosphere and lots of sexy people.Well done Nora..John and all the hard working members of staff. |
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OK
by RealArtfulDodger
14 October 2023
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| I've just spent the absolute 100 bestest swinging time of my life at Club Mysique in Adeje,Tenerife
Met at the entrance absolute by Nora aka Club Owner
Who to be completely honest is the sexiest,stunning MILF thac amy man/female/couple could hope to meet.
Swinging in the UK is not nor ever could be on this level... |
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Fabulous
by
9 October 2023
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| Had a fantastic time on Saturday, what a great place, very clean, great setup and full of really sexy couples with a few well selected single guys, can't wait to return |
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Fabulous
by fleetwoodbac
6 October 2023
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| We decided to go here for our first ever club outing on Saturday 23rd September and it was amazing! We were shown around and the rules were explained to us by the very gorgeous and helpful hostess! The atmosphere in the bar area was electric and the Spanish couples were really showing everyone how to dance with their sexy hips! Once we made our way through to the sexy side we were struck with how sexy the whole place was, we would lie on the beds and instantly be joined by other sexy couples! No meant no and if we didn’t like a couple in such proximity to us then they would leave! We are voyeurs so the curtains were amazing because you could just Watch everything if they decided to open them! We loved it so much we went back on the Wednesday and played with a lovely Icelandic couple! The host was walking around and checking we were ok, ensuring no single men tried to come into the room where we were playing! Overall such a lovely place very friendly and safe, this was particularly important due to L being pregnant! We will definitely be back :) x |
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Fabulous
by blueyesx2
5 October 2023
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| This was our first visit since the club had moved and we was not disappointed, the club was well laid out with a friendly atmosphere and the staff were friendly and happy to help
There was a few single men who all behaved and a few couples just about the right mix
We will definitely call in again next time we’re in Tenerife x |
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OK
by blacklabel
29 September 2023
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| Went to this club great layout very clean and tidy fab hot tub showers and the staff was really nice but the place was as dead as a door nail left after 3 Hours |
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Fabulous
by swingerstenerife
22 September 2023
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| Hello, I'm sorry you had a bad experience in our club last night. But we are very transparent about our info on our website that we do not provide 100% privacy in our club!
We do not have private rooms that you can lock. There are, however rooms with doors and bar's you can close so nobody enters but only watches.
Everyone with reservations we send all necessary info and we ask them to tell our receptionist at the door that they are new and one of our staff members will show them around.
Thanks again for your review XX Nora, club Mystique Tenerife |
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Avoid
by
22 September 2023
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| Went to mystique last night as an experienced swinging couple. First thoughts were good, fair pricing of €25 inc 2 drinks and €5 for your locker which you get back. Reasonable.
Then we did a tour (it seems a bit hit and miss whether someone actually shows you around as other couples we spoke to hadn’t been shown around). First impressions were very confusing. The bar area plays music so loud you can barely socialise and talk, albeit good music. This then pushes you through to the locker room and much quieter “play area”. If you want to go through you have to be naked or in lingerie thus putting some form of pressure on.
We went through and straight away we’re shocked there was no doors. However, there was curtains up around the play rooms with signs saying “if it’s closed don’t enter”. However, no one at all pays attention to this!! We found a couple to play with after lots of mingling and went to a room and closed the curtain. Within a few minutes, there were heads peering at the door, this then led to people coming in, and then singles coming in and touching us. To begin with, this was fine, although a little shocking as the curtain was shut. When a local guy then tried to force his way inside me because the guy i was playing with had finished, we called it quits.
There were plenty of staff walking around, but all turned a blind eye to the guys peering through the curtains… the club itself was very clean but if you are a single lady there, or leave your partner, they will be swamped by the guys.
Drinks are astronimically expensive! €9 for a single local run and lemonade made our eyes water.
Overall, we wouldn’t return and were left with not a lot to be desired to recommend the club to others.
If they could actually enforce the “curtain closed” to the members who are going, this could be a great, safe place to play. But the whole time they’re allowing this to happen, it leaves A LOT to be desired. |
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Fun
by DaveG909
21 September 2023
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| Went here for the first time as a complete newbie to a club. Staff were wonderful and lots of fun going on around the place definitely worth the visit will try and visit again before my holiday is Finished ;) |
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Fabulous
by hint-of-orange
17 September 2023
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This was our first visit to this club but it certainly won't be the last. We attended the masked ball last night and we had a great time. The club is immaculate and the staff are very attentive as well as friendly. The club was very busy with a good mix of people. There didn't seem to be any cliques just everyone having a good time. We made use of a couple of rooms which were very well laid out and clean. Thanks for a great night, see you in November. Love D&H xXx |
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Fun
by Dayley
10 September 2023
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| We attended Mystiques twist whilst staying in Tenerife
Sat 2nd & Sat 9th, we had a great time both visits but on our first visit it was a bit of a learning experience as the etiquette is different from what we experiance in the UK
So from the perspective of a couple from the Uk, we found that in our 1st visit in Sat 2nd it was quite hard for us to socialise, due to the club being what seemed around 90% locals and the language barrier was a bit of a struggle but we got by the best we could, when it came to playing we noticed couples didn't generally socialise then go off with eachother to play, on the most part couples would find a spot to play then would inicate if they wanted a couple watching or playing next to them to join in
On our 2nd visit on the sat 9th, now knowing the etiquette we had a much more pleasant and fun visit, this time there was actually a few more English speaking couples but the club was still heavily filled with locals
We had so much fun mixing in, the club itself is really clean, well presented and a great lay out
Staff are super friendly
We'd 100% recommend |
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OK
by Juicy and Gym
28 August 2023
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| We have attended clubs in the uk so thought we would give this a go
We sat in the bar area thinking this might be a great place to meet people in relaxed area ..drinks chat and a bit of a flirt and maybe move on to have a bit of fun
But it was crowed and the music was VERY loud and while we love loud music we felt that there should have been some place where you could chat and chill
We then moved on to yhe play areas which were very busy again and again not moaning but felt it was VERY FULL ON with guys taking g for granted that they could just jump on and do what they wanted
We did find somewhere to relax..right by the TV which was showing porn BUT this was by the door where the smokers went out and everytime the door was opened or LETF open the smell of smoke was overwhelming
This wasn't far from the jacuzzi so relaxing and chilling in there also meant the smell of smoke
We went to play in the big room where there was alot going on but juicy went ass over tit as someone had spilled a drink on the floor do that was very wet with not only her falling over but people also nearly hitting the floor
This might sound like a very negative review but we can only right of our experience... |
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Fabulous
by MrBrightsidz
27 August 2023
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| Visited this wonderful club on 18th August for my first swingers club experience and I wasn't disappointed, was a little apprehensive going as a single guy but the staff and clientele where very friendly, will return when I get back to Tenerife. |
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Fun
by YorkshirePudding69
26 August 2023
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| Back again to my favourite club.
What a night that was last night.
Stunning people in attendance, clean and relaxed club, great bar staff and owners, very welcoming and the best venue you could ask for.
That good I’ll see you again tonight.
Pud x |
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Fabulous
by justusboth2013
7 August 2023
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| First visit to the ‘new’ Mystique since moving from the amazing venue in Las Americas to Adeje, so was looking forward to seeing the club at another location. We loved being on the roof terrace listening to the sound of the sea, so was gutted that this would be lost. However, the one loss was met with many more advantages and the club has gone from strength to strength. The decor is equally if not more classy and chic and the layout is way better which makes this club a must visit for those who like the Xtasia, Townhouse, Play, Secret in PDI nightclub with a separate play area naughty vibe. Plenty of rooms to have fun and also a wet area to chillax in. Swingers heading to Tenerife should put Mystique as a must visit. Thank you for the warm welcome. Loved the new venue and an awesome team looking after us. Jordan and Lizzie xx |
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Fun
by smoothie4664plus1
28 July 2023
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| Just back to our hotel after a great evening at Club Mystique! We both had a wonderful time. Nic had the company of 6 guys - all of whom were polite and friendly. It’s a great club (our fist visit). A big thank you to the bar man, who sorted out a taxi for us and getting us out of an unwanted situation. |
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Fabulous
by MyKitten
26 July 2023
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| I went here with a sexy other for the Friday and took his club virginity. My first time outside the UK in a club and I was made to feel like a Queen, felt so comfortable and the place was immaculate, affordable, friendly and great people. We loved it so much we went back on the Saturday night too and made some great friends, had amazing sex, adored the hot tub jacuzzi and bar people were total eye candy. Managers were so lovely and hands on involved too, so everyone was made to feel welcome. And when I was outside at end to cool off and vape and a drunk man came off the street, staff were instant and so brilliant. I felt safe, unjudged and very happy here and definitely will be back. Ps. I bought my first and absolute true love from here, my lilac kitten tail!!! And wore it ofcourse both nights :D |
