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Fabulous
by Boouk
23 September 2018
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| Cracker of a night last night the Club Shhh team was lots of fun. Nice layout will attend again very soon as it one of them venues you leave thinking that was a nice vibe. |
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Avoid
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22 September 2018
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| Visited club Friday 21st Sept.
We've been to many clubs over the years throughout the country and have experienced a varied range with differing facilities.
Club Shhh is local to us, so was of interest and we hoped that it would tick a number of boxes and become a regular spot. However we think that this is the worst club we've experienced to date.
Club Pro's:
Friendly staff.
Free condoms readily available.
Convenient location & nice to see an attempt at opening a club in Newcastle.
Club Cons:
No ID check upon arrival or throughout the membership process, we also observed the same with the guy that joined before us.
Communal locker room; Females should be able to change without prying eyes from unwanted male attention. This is the only club we've been to with only a communal changing room.
Bar was poorly stocked.
In the bar / lounge area there was a horror movie playing on the TV screen, not conducive to a sexy atmosphere.... furnishings, lighting & decor dated and the layout did nothing to encourage social interaction.
Mobile phones are freely allowed to be used, we didn't play in the club but as there appears to be no control over the phone usage it is difficult to see how they could not be used in the play areas.
Dress code was generally poor. Some couples made a great effort but most males in scruffy street wear is not overly attractive.
Womens toilets; downstairs out of order, 1x unlockable toilet only.
We feel that the play areas were unkept, dated and gave the impression of not being that clean, this was one of the reasons our visit was so short.
Playroom sizes were really small, again in our opinion not overly accommodating for couples / groups.
Appreciate the provision of clean up wipes but blue rolls hanging from wire could be replaced with discreet tissue boxes / wipes.
The club is a gay sauna during the week, and therefore its probably appropriate to have gay pornography displayed. When the club switches to a swingers venue then maybe this isn't so appropriate and the setting, layout and decor should be altered to reflect the purpose and clientele. Just having access to a venue doesn't make it a swingers club.
In our opinion the club atmosphere, layout, look and feel did not do anything to stimulate and promote sexual activity for us. This is the first time that we've been to a club and not been able to even play together.
We genuinely hope that the club can improve but would not return unless there were some significant changes implemented.
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| Rating:
Fabulous
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17 September 2018
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| Visited on Friday 15. Staff could not have been more friendly and helpful.Clean, friendly and relaxed. Not particularly busy, but I had a great time. Very reasonable bar prices too. I will be going again. |
| Rating:
Fabulous
by Yonnimasseuse
15 September 2018
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| As always a fabulous mixture of men women couples added incentive of a warm inviting massage in the cinema room for those who desired it.
With a raft of new varied and interesting theme nights to come can see this club growing into the place to be seen. |
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Fabulous
by Twoscompany16
15 September 2018
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| First time for me at a club and I was welcomed with open arms. Got a tour around and rules explain,think everyone in the place realised own nervous I was and came and made me feel welcome, wasn't planning on playing but I did and it was great.
There was condoms provided, supplies to clean up, various different rooms, hot tub was fantastic. A well stocked bar with prices that can't be beaten. It really was a fab night hoping to take my partner in the future maybe. Couldn't fault the place and will be back again xx |
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Fabulous
by
15 September 2018
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| Popped over to shhh last night after a night out. Absolutely love it here. Always greeted with a fabulously warm welcome by John, Darlo and the team. Had planned on getting there a bit earlier but sometimes one just can't find something nice to wear. When we arrived the place was still jumping. Everyone was so friendly and full of fun. Had a drink in the well stocked bar. The fact they have my favourite selections of gin makes it all the more tempting to stay. I've been to shh a good few times and as always have a great time. Started off in the cinema room quietly watching some porn with my lovely friend . Then popped downstairs to watch some play in the red room, a particular fave room of mine. Ooh and while down there I noticed that they've added a brand new play bed .......very nice. Love the fact there is porn on wherever you go . As a porn lover that is a huge yes from me. The place was spotless as usual and the staff are always attentive. Looking forward to my next visit . See ya soon shhh xxx |
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Fabulous
by
10 September 2018
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| Where to start? Organised, welcoming, friendly and non pushy - best club we have visited so far! They do theme nights, the drinks are good priced, the facilities have private options for those who aren’t into playing openly (though if you are there places for that too). You are well looked after in this club by the amazing bar staff and the lovely host - try it, you will not regret it! X |
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Fabulous
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9 September 2018
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| Easily one of the best clubs I've ever been too. Amazing clientele (with some of the hottest women I've ever met on the scene) This club is extremely inclusive a wide array of ages, with fun the main thing on the agenda. Brilliant attentive staff who get involved whilst still being professional. In short if carlsberg did clubs, it'd be club shhhhh |
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Fabulous
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9 September 2018
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| First visit to a club other than a dodgy experience in Manchester a good few years ago. Was very nervous being a single guy and new to the scene. Well within minutes I was made feel welcome and shown around the place. Facilities are good and there's plenty of playing rooms etc. It was a themed night which was Disney and some of the costumes were brilliant.
I didn't play this time as I wanted to see the social aspect to the club and it was brilliant. Met some fantastic people and ticked some things off bucket list. One being a circle of female friends lol.
Will deffo be back and look forward to seeing you all again in the near future.
You can only Learn how to make things better if there was a "even better if" well that would be letting a couple of guys in around 1am who were clearly very well served. When the members were not engaging with them they looked a bit agitated. Personally I think because it's a city centre venue the doors should be closed to non members from 11pm. I left at 2.30am.
Thanks again for a great visit. |
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Fabulous
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6 September 2018
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| Great club, kept clean and has a bar. Staff are very welcoming also provide almost everything you need for a fun night. Only thing they don’t do is confidence. Dutch courage can be provided though. Till next time. |
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Fun
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6 September 2018
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| Second visit to shh tonight for their bi Wednesday. I went with a friend of mine and needless to say we had alot of fun. If you're straight and want to visit on a Wednesday please be aware It is a bi night so you must be bi comfortable. There was a good mix of people and everyone was really chatty. Playrooms kept clean throughout the night and all the relevant bits and pieces were there for us to clean up ourselves too. Will defo return for other bi nights the fact that there was porn on was a deal breaker for me as I'm a porn perv. Ooh and the fact there was sherbet straws and popcorn too. Xxx |
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OK
by F and B
2 September 2018
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| Club had a good vibe to it. Need to iron out a few things in our opinion. We played down stairs in an open area where the sex chairs were, no cleaning products, we had to search for some in other rooms, two rooms had none, 3rd had some. We then played later in cinema room, same again, although this time couldn't find any at all. We had commented when being showed round we couldn't see any wipes or blue roll, we were reassured as they were setting up for the night this would be addressed, it wasn't and we did make this clear at the end of the night.
Some might not like this but we are ok with it, Mobile phones can be used in the bar area. There are notices throughout the club NO MOBILE PHONES TO BE USED IN THIS AREA so all good there we feel. Rooms were very small. Orgy room is supposed to be installed soon.. All in all we would rate it as OK. As this club evolves we can see it being the best club around Newcastle and Durham area. We'll definitely be back |
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Fabulous
by Skoto1
1 September 2018
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| What a great venue, tidy clean and the staff are fantastic, thanks for showing me round Darlo.
The clientele were very sexy looking too, the ladies and the couples. I'll deffinately be back.
Thanks again! |
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Fabulous
by Iandj
27 August 2018
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| been to this new hot club aprox 3 times now since it opened, the staff are always happy and pleased to help anyone, great hot tub, the layout is spot on and modern bar erea, music is great. the club is very well located and sure it will go from strength to strength, see you soon guys |
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Fun
by Minxstress
27 August 2018
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| Thank you for having us last night, what an awesome venue yous have and the nicest friendly staff, we had such a good night with everyone, we will definitely be back (sorry lol) never felt so relaxed or welcome at a club was amazing xxx |
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OK
by GandJ1
27 August 2018
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| Had a look around last night on the free social night. Was very impressed with the facilities on offer. The place is cavernous. We'll certainly be back.
GandJ x |
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Fabulous
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27 August 2018
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| Sooo glad Club Shhh has opened it is firm becoming one of my favourite places to spend a night. The staff are fantastic, fun and friendly and look after you.
The facilities area great lots of fun places to go play or soak or steam as well as a fab social area.
One of the best things though is the fact I can actually be naked and it is encouraged to be yourself here as much as possible.
I will definitely be making regular trips whenever possible especially with all the theme nights that are coming up ;-) keep being awesome guys and see you all very soon xxx Loz xxx |
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Fun
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27 August 2018
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Was our first visit last night and made to feel so welcome. Well impressed, thankyou xxx |
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OK
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26 August 2018
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| Went last night for the first time, I was nervous as anything but everyone there was nice as pie!. The inside of the club is amazing!.. |
| Rating:
Fabulous
by manatee175
18 August 2018
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| Visited this club last night for the first time. Was made to feel like a very old friend. Fabulous staff, fun and friendly nothing was too much for anyone. Loads of rooms all clean tidy and spotless to boot.
Love the mazes always something new to find at the end of them. Went in one door and came out somewhere else. Lol.
Huge showers and plenty of them. Loads of towels and plenty of products around.
The Jacuzzi was fab. Huge plenty of room for loads of people and didn't leave you with that awful swimming pool smell.
This is a fab place which will only get better. Like I say fabulous, fun and super friendly. I will definitely be back. See you soon. Xxx |
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Fabulous
by kevena
18 August 2018
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| Third time of asking we ventured into this new playground and as we suspected from meeting the hosts first night already improvements have been made.
Obviously keen to impress all any and all suggestions are not only welcomed but acted upon immediately.
No longer a furnace downstairs as was the first night instead a cooler more temperate climate in which to play.
The arrival of many new and exciting play spaces in the form of cages whips paddles and the like.
Combine these with the already available accoutrements needed for safe play for all and you have a winning performance.
We shall of course continue to use other clubs within range of us, but should this club continue to evolve we shall be frequenting it more and more.
We too love the helpful staff and are very impressed by the low prices of the goods on sale at the bar.
For example where else can you buy a can of Carling for £2:00p in Newcastle?
To any looking to visit a swingers club for the first time we would recommend coming to shhhnewcastle where all are welcome regardless of age race colour creed size or sexuality.
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PS. we have not been paid either financially or in kind for writing this review xxxxxcc happy swinging |
| Rating:
Fabulous
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18 August 2018
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| So we've known Darlo for a while now and know that this saucy minx always puts her heart, soul, sweat, blood and tears into everything that she does for the scene so we both knew, especially after her very successful social events that we'd be in for a great night at Shhh! ...and WOW, we was not wrong. The whole place is cross between a very stylish, lavish and contemporary establishment - to a very executive adult themed Alice in wonderland - it's amazing! John and his whole team are the most friendliest in business, cleanliness, hygiene and falicitites are second to none, so many play rooms, both private and open, Jacuzzi to die for, huge showers and everywhere you look, there's a little personal touch with a vast selection of toiletries, deodorants and baskets of condoms (absolutely no excuses guys!) and the music selection is stunning and we was lucky enough to meet the legendary DJ Hollie who spins on vinyl only and for an ex proffessional DJ myself, I have so much respect for her, plus she's stunning too... maybe we can convert her! Haha - Having lived in Nottingham for the majority of my life, I seriously miss the selection of clubs available so a new club is always a very welcome addition, to try something new, reignite old memberships and meet new friends... we'll definitely become regulars and would like to congratulate John, Darlo and their whole team! Love, N&S xxx |
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Fabulous
by onix2003
17 August 2018
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| First time at a club all be it for a look about I will be back. Always a pleasure to see the gorgeous host who made me welcome and showed me around and chatted on and off throughout the evening. I can’t compare to others but there was plenty of play space and different rooms and a good bar.
I will return |
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Fabulous
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17 August 2018
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| Another club in the north east can only be a good thing. I love the scene and the adventure it brings. I have visited alot of places over the years So after my curiosity got the better of me I decided to pay shh a visit on their open evening on Wednesday. The club is situated on a discrete street, parking is available. On entering the building I thought ooh this looks small but when I entered was pleased to see it was an absolute tardis. The entrance is lovely. Stairs upto a lovely reception area and an easy joining system. My friend and I were shown around by a lovely member of staff who was professional and good fun. The locker rooms are spacious and easy to use. Then into the bar area which is tastefully decorated and the bar staff are lovely. It has a fully stocked licensed bar too. Now to the play rooms. There are alot. Slightly smaller than I've been used to but that's not a negative at all. You will not be spoiled for choice. Rooms with different themes and all kept clean and stocked with cleaning wipes etc. The hot tub area is lovely. Unfortunately I didn't get to try it as id just had a spray tan and i think the staff would have appreciated my tan coming off in there lol. There's lots of twists and turns which makes it so much fun. A game of hide and seek or maybe hide and suck would go down a treat there. All in all a lovely club and now we have two to visit. Good luck to john and Darlo and the staff . And I shall now be sharing my time between two of the north east great swinging clubs. Xxx |
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Fabulous
by Mary_Joseph
17 August 2018
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| We visited the club last Saturday for the first time. Our first impressions were as follows;
Very clean and well laid out.
Staff very friendly and helpful.
A well stocked bar at decent prices.
Good porn on the TV's.
The bar area could do with more seating.
Great location in the city - not too far away from transport links or hotels.
We feel this club will be a great addition to the North East swinging scene. It will attract weekend visitors that want a bit more fun in the city.
We are looking forward to give the club a second visit.
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