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Fabulous
by 20 December 2016
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Well said Sue. To any folk who have NOT been to Club F then as a couple who have been playing there for years and years we will say this. There is something about Club F that an awful lot of other Clubs lack and that list includes a genuine clientele and uber friendliness. This place is superb in every aspect and this is primarily down to Sue ( the owner ) . Staff member like Dean only make a great place better and whilst everyone is entitled to an opinion it pisses me off to see the club get what amounts to a malicious review by some ' unbalanced and bitter ' individual. Thank God this club is relatively free from people like this.
Our advice is give Club F a go as we did years back and sure that you will still love the club as we do years down the line. |
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Fabulous
by 12 December 2016
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Another fab night at club f. Sue and Simon always manage to pull out all the stops for their theme nights and this one was no exception. They work tirelessly to give all their members a great place to enjoy good safe fun. And I can't forget the team of staff who work very hard to make the club the best. Merry Christmas all and happy new year xxx |
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Fabulous
by 11 December 2016
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First time at a club wasn't sure what to expect but this club has everything staff are amazing all people in club are friendly it's absolutely brilliant atmosphere definitely be back thanks guys x |
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Fabulous
by northeastcoupleuk 10 December 2016
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great night at club f last night ,really bizzy and we made some great new freinds just hope the lad who sat with us last night gets in touch pity time flew as g was gona get ya haha |
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Fabulous
by strawberry666 8 December 2016
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Visited on Cops and Robbers night, really good fun, lots of people dressed up. Stayed over in a gorgeous room, not telling which one, or everyone will want it! looking forward to Christmas party weekend |
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Fabulous
by patanddeedee 3 December 2016
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Went to club f fri night was amazed how busy it was. We booked a room and stayed over not knowing what to expect of the room but it was immaculately clean and had seperate toilets and showers one even had a bath in and also had tea and coffee supplied. The bar area and all rooms were also really clean and found everyone really friendly. Even got bobbed loved the whips and great massage we will be returning very soon x |
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Fabulous
by Akisha 3 December 2016
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Been going to this awesome club for almost 2 years! The people and the place never disappoint. The staff are amazing and go out of their way to make you feel at ease. The members are like your best friends outside the vanilla world. Its very much a community in the swinging world and what better place to enjoy that friendly fun community than in Club F.
Dont just take my word or other reviewers words for it, join and see for yourself. X |
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Fabulous
by 3 December 2016
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Not my first time to a club. But was my first time to clubf. I can definitely see why they are so highly regarded. What an amazing club. Not one fault at all. My only regret is not going to this brilliant place sooner. |
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Fabulous
by Yonnimasseuse 3 December 2016
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Another great night at this magic club fantastic range of ages and . gender bob dping his thing plenty to watch and join in thanks to.the marvelous staff for.such a.clean and welcoming place.
Put my name down for fuck fest 27th hope to.see many on my friends list xxx |
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OK
by 2 December 2016
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Went for my first time on Wednesday night met great people and really clean and respectful staff were very accomadating and looking forward to meeting more people next time.. Ps smelled nice too lol |
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Fun
by mrsnortheastcoupleuk 2 December 2016
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seen as can only review once every 7 days , have to go on the mrs username for the chatrooms, anyway we were there weds night, now the lads retracted and said it was another time , so the people who went the other night have just been tarred and feathered with his insults , to clear up we started going back after a few years and can say we didnt reconize the clubs its been done up from top to bottom and is immaculate we also members of clubs all over uk and can say take no notice of this chap all clubs have different nights with different ages ect , we learnt years ago always take every night as it is and dont go with expectations . we didnt get to play on wednesday night tbh we bumped into some one we aint seen for ages and spoke and time went flying |
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OK
by Club F Co.Durham 2 December 2016
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OK, its Clubf Sue here again, as you can only post one review in 7 days I have asked Andy to put this up for me to draw a line.
This guys review has since been deleted by fabadmin, I imagine there were lots of people that reported it.
This reply is for all to read of course but aimed at the previous reviewer who has upset a lot on here.
Thank you for your comments, feedback and attempted joke. If you are going to give me feedback then make sure its accurate. lets be very clear here, NO ONE IN CLUBF IS PAID TO FUCK, and to keep saying it is an insult to my integrity and the policy of my club.
The reason a lot say positive stuff (and we have a suggestion box and willing ears that listen in the club for negative stuff and owt else) is because there is a lot of positive stuff to say, and we know we are not perfect, we don't try to be.
The reason your other comments were not taken as a joke is because they were insults and aimed at so many people, the staff and members. that isn't funny, not by any standards. you are off the mark if you truly think its ok to do that in any world and even more so in the swinging world.
The reason swinging is full of nice people is because they are nice and don't go round throwing insults around about age, dick size, breast size, arse size, gob size, brain size, etc etc, that's because there is someone for everyone, you don't have to want to fuck everyone in sight but you can be nice to everyone.
You did make me think about your age comment though, our members are from 23 up, there is a fair proportion of all ages and none of a particular age, there you go, another insult you hurled and not even a correct one.
However, what I will say is 'karma' matey boy, cos one day you are gonna be older (every day in fact) and you are still gonna want to fuck like a rabbit, and as you get older, you know what happens, well, you get more experienced and better at it, that's what practise does, makes you better......so if you try very hard and start being nice now, by the time you are my age you might be good at sex in all its glory.
So, there are facts and there are opinions.
This is a fact, when you insult and attempt to degrade my loyal and good members and dis my loyal and hardworking team, then you make me see red (think dungeon here), please don't do it, cos it really, really and unusually makes me angry enough to write all this.
You got your facts wrong on oh so many counts.
And cos you don't have a published verification, not even a teensy weensy one....your opinion does not count, but thanks for it anyway.
So lets try and end on a good note.
There is gonna be lots of all sorts of ages, colours, sizes and sexy people having great sex this weekend at the club, looked after by us and the place kept as clean as we can with a smile on our faces, if you are in then lets hope that includes you.
Good luck and best wishes. |
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Fabulous
by 1 December 2016
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Not been one to normally wright reviews .After the said comments now feel the need to . As a single guy have been going to Club F for. And have all ways found the place to be immaculately clean and most of very friendly
which is a huge testament to Sue and her TEAM
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OK
by 1 December 2016
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This Club is the friendliest place around, great staff, great people, plenty opportunities for people who want to partake.
Ungrateful bastard.
Xxx |
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Fabulous
by 1 December 2016
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good for you charlotte,i totaly aggree ,i have been coming to the club for a number of years and i,m a mature woman not a dothery old woman like the gent is saying and i certainly hav,nt got white hair ,i have blonde .and i certainly would,nt stay if it stunk of piss lol,i think he mistook the venue and went to the wrong place ,the nursing home across the rd
i aggree with charlote ,fab staff,hard working ,love them all to bits,and he aint a swinger,maybe he should try something elas instead of slagging our lush club off,i would,nt be without it, its my local with benifits lol,so come on lets all show him how to behave instead of acting like a complete dick xxx |
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Fabulous
by 1 December 2016
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Wow how to respond to the clearly blind and delusional man that placed the awful review about the AWESOME, AMAZING, FANTASTIC CLUB..
Club f isn't at the top for nothing...
It's there because it:
Runs like clockwork..
It's SUPER friendly..
STAFF ARE SUPERB AND ALL PROFESSIONAL PEOPLE..
The club caters for everyone..
Whatever you like,, people live out their fantasies and dreams here... Without being judged..
The Playrooms are SPOTLESS and always checked 3/4 times per hour...
The members are the most genuine,friendliest honest people you could ever wish to meet...
Plus whether your a 3.5 minute guy or a 3 hour guy CLUB F IS DEFINITELY THE BEST PLACE TO BE.. No time on quality...
No pressure to do anything that you don't want to do.... If you just want to sit and socialise that's fine too.. Clubf is whatever you want it to be... You get out of it what you want to... But please remember clubf does not need Rude members,, We prefer quality,, manners and respect is free and obviously not everyone has them....
Ladies are always in charge and we don't do anything that men expect or want us to do... We do what we want to do.... We are there for our pleasure not just yours...
CLUB F is the first place that we visited and have been and we get everything that we need from it...
See you soon Sue, Si and the team....xXx
We both love this place...xXx |
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Fabulous
by 1 December 2016
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Bob has white hair but he's fit AND a master of the dungeon AND Id have white hair if I didn't colour it AND if I charge for services WHO'S NICKED ME TAKINGS! Get those floors cleaned on ya hands n knees.
Now on a serious note this club is well looked after by amazing staff and it has amazing members (including me I may add ) Wednesdays we have sexy in fact very sexy staff winking at essy ;) and they all work bloody hard to make everyone's experience a happy one to remember and that is why people keep coming back.
This is a safe place for people to play where nobody judges anyone.
What I will say is some guys come along expecting women to fall at their feet and open their legs but sorry if that's what u expect you're gonna be dissapointed. The best way to approach it is never to expect anything then you won't be dissapointed.
Now if you want to believe one bad review over 100s of good ones then maybe this club isn't for you but all I will say is come along and see for yourself.
Now if you do come along and yoyr dissapointed form a queue cos bjs are on sale for 10 bob and an apple ;) |
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Fabulous
by 1 December 2016
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We had a fantastic night here one Wednesday a few weeks back on a greedy girls night.
The staff were lovely and friendly and there were plenty of people there for a mid week event.
Ruby ended up with about 30 blokes in the room at one point but everyone was unbelievably respectful and always did as they were told.
Ruby made a huge mess and everyone loved it, even those who got squirted in the face :-)
Will definitely be going back the next time we are up north, looking forward to another crazy session. |
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Fabulous
by deep_down 1 December 2016
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Club F is immaculate, the staff are very friendly and the regulars are friendly, open and LOTS of fun. I am very very happy to recommend Club F very highly indeed. I have had some amazing nights there. |
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Fabulous
by LolliPine 1 December 2016
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As many Club F regulars might know, we go to Club F quite a bit.
Those regulars will probably know our realise different nights have a different attendance. We happen to like Wednesdays (Fridays and Saturdays) there.
I have to say it was terrible - there were biscuits everywhere. How dare you staff put them in little bowls on the bar for us. That's just plain rude!
It's great that even though I'm so ugly and old (inferred) I could still charge for what I do for fun. But then if I did maybe that would take away the free code I have as a swinger about who I choose to play with.
Anyway Club F staff - see yous soon, we appreciate all the effort you put in x |
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Fabulous
by 1 December 2016
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When I see a negative review, like the one posted 5 comments down, I make the assumption that a person like that is living in La-La land. Swingers are normal, down to earth, real people, not the 6ft blondes just waltzing around ready to fulfil all of your wildest fantasies! It sounds like this 'man' was looking for the fantasy and not the reality!
I may be biased because I love ClubF and the people who go there, but also as someone who helps out at the club I know all the slating comments about cleanliness are total rubbish, as staff we make it our mission to make sure everywhere is clean and tidy.
As for people who go there being paid, well that is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard! People travel miles go to the club because they enjoy the atmosphere, like to have fun and most of all, have a fabulous time with the members.
On a side note - The only person that I know that goes there with white hair, is young and stunning!!
I think a certain male needs to get a reality check and nip to SpecsSavers!! |
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Fabulous
by 1 December 2016
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I have white hair and love cheese n biscuits. Oh and I love Club F too. I had to laugh at the awful review as it smacks of a fella who left without a nibble of said cheese. Though he did say he went along with "a bird". Do men really still talk like that? Not forgetting "should've kept her at home". If she wanted you at home then she wouldn't have suggested a meet at a club. Wise woman. Club F is immaculate. I consider myself a regular and I'm proud to be one, as I consider others who are there as my friends. Therefore I am insulted by this review, and also for the staff, as they are an amazing bunch. Sue said you'd be welcome with open arms, though please take her advice and make more of an effort with the people who are there. Its said you get out of life what you put in. Though you admit on your profile thats 3.5 minutes xx |
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OK
by hotwifecouple2018 1 December 2016
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Wow!!!! Well any1 who has been to club f before will know that the review left by that lad is total bulls**t. Any1 who hasn't been before then read all the other great reviews and don't take notice of that utter crap!! The members of club f are some of the nicest ppl we have ever met and all the staff do a fantastic job in keeping the place in tip top condition. Keep up the great work guys |
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Fabulous
by 1 December 2016
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Oh dear...
This guy is a keyboard warrior !!!!
Proceed with caution |
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OK
by 1 December 2016
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Ok
This review is rude and you are a prick, your profile spells out DICKHEAD and last night you made no attempt whatsoever to interact.
Your very rude, there were good looking women of all ages in last night and whats more they were NICE PEOPLE , I can see you have no verifications, I wonder why??
Maybe you havent got it, its not a dating club mate and swinging goes a bit more than skin deep looks , maybe if you had taken the time, trouble and decency to engage and talk to people you may have found that out.
And to say the place smelt is insulting to the staff that work F****g hard to keep the place spotless. I hope you dont come back but if you do, rest assured, you will be welcomed with open arms, because swingers (proper ones that is) are nice sociable, friendly , happy people.
And good luck to you mate, ps, they werecheese biscuits but thanks for the feedback, they wont be on the bar anymore for people that want a nibble.... |
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Fun
by 29 November 2016
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Went to ClubF for the very first time on the 25th of November and couldn't have been happier! As my first time at any club, the staff were amazing and the patrons were brilliant :) can't wait to be up north again for a return visit! |
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Fabulous
by 3wayfoxy 28 November 2016
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Another excellent night had, quiet night but still a great night on karaoke etc. As usual, looked after by Sue and the staff |
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Fun
by northeastcoupleuk 26 November 2016
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First visit to club f for a few years ,and very impressed with the rooms and staff were friendly , will be back on Wednesday for greedy girls |
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Fun
by Hotwife90 20 November 2016
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Had a fab 1st visit to ClubF, and will certainly be back again. Cops and Robbers themed night which we didn't know about until we arrived all the staff made a fantastic effort dressing up and were very helpful particularly the very sexy Rachel who showed us around the club when we first arrived!!
See you all again soon x |
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Fabulous
by 19 November 2016
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Went to Club F on friday night for the first time, it was packed full of lovely sexy ladies. Was made to feel very welcome and will certainly be back again.
Lots of Thanks to the staff for a very warm friendly reception.
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Fabulous
by 19 November 2016
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I really don't think this club can get any better.
Expertly ran with fantastic staff and caters for everyone's needs and tastes.
From walking in the door to walking out they can't do enough to make your stay An enjoyable one and if your hungry Danielle makes the best toasties ever! And Dean knows exactly how much rum and black to put in my glass lol, shez is awesome in the dungeon and has a twinkle in her eye when she has a flogger in her hand lol.
Bob is the dungeon master who has excellent hand skills and gives a great full body massage and if the dungeon isn't your thing there are more than enough play rooms to enjoy yourselves in.
Andy is head of the greedy girls he's a lovely guy who works hard making sure the ladys are safe and rules are being followed ( his toasties arnt to bad either lol).
Everyone of the staff work dammed hard to ensure everything goes smoothly and the place is up to scratch from cleanliness to providing everything u need, I just can't praise them all enough for the outstanding work they all do to make sure we all have a memorable time.
See u all soon and plz can shez have the dungeon more on a fridays pretty plzzzzzz lol xxx
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