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Fabulous
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2 November 2019
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| Show a little more,
Show a little less,
Add a little smoke,
Welcome to CLUB F
Everything you dream of,
But never can possess,
Nothing's what it seems,
Welcome to CLUB F
Everyone is buying,
Put your money in their hand,
If you got a little extra,
Well, Give it to the STAFF
You may not be guilty,
But you're ready to confess,
Tell SUE what you need,
Welcome to CLUB F
You can dream of ESSIE
Do it at your risk,
LYNNE will grant you mercy,
But not your every wish
CHAR will keep you guessing,
So cool and statuesque,
Behave yourself says SIMON
Welcome to Burlesque,
ROB AND NAT are serving
Put your money in NATS hand
If you wanna a little extra
WELL BOB HES YOUR MAN
Something very dark
Is playing with your mind
Its not the end of days
Its just the bump and grind
Show a little more
Show a little less
Add a little smoke
WELCOME TO CLUB F !!!!!!!!
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Fabulous
by SocialButterfly77
2 November 2019
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| Wow!! There really is no party like a club f party! Awesome night once again, decorations were amazing, particularly liked the sneaky rats hanging about, staff here really do go above and beyond and work tirelessly even though they were a man down, great atmosphere, great chat and always lovely to see old favourites and new members enjoying themselves can't wait for the next event on the 22nd! Xx |
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Fabulous
by Eurotrash
2 November 2019
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| WHAT A NIGHT
Halloween party nights are pretty fantastic at clubF , But Halloween 2019 tops it again , Best ever night ! . The Halloween parties here have been growing and growing last night was no exception standing room only so many great costumes everyone was in good spirits , the banter jokes and friendliest group of people .
The staff were non stop all night but always had a smile on their face and ready to help as always great Buffett by charlotte just a proper good northern atmosphere enjoyed by everyone from far and wide .
People had travelled from Glasgow ,fife , Lincoln and further afield for this one and when i spoke to them they all said it was the best ever .
Bring on 2020 |
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Fabulous
by blueberry
2 November 2019
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| First timer and first club, nervously opening the door. But once in you can feel the good vibe. Staff very helpful and friendly. Made to feel welcome and at home. Regulars also make the night.
Great atmosphere can't wait till my next visit |
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Fabulous
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2 November 2019
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| After previously going on a Monday daytime I went on Wednesday for my first evening session. Even the regulars admitted it was a bit quiet but as one said quality over quantity. I enjoyed regulars explaining and chatting and then after some time in hot tub I ventured downstairs and the evening really Took off. Lucky enough to play with two sexy ladies and watched a few couples play it was an evening that went from not a lot happening to lots of quality fun going on. |
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Fabulous
by Valentino37
31 October 2019
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| I been going to club F for few months and it is amazing place. The staf are very friendly. They make you feel so good about your slef.
They all ways ther to help. |
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OK
by back again Marko
28 October 2019
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| Been a member club f for good few years now. Just been to 1st Milf monday wich was an absolute great day. Thanx to all the great staff and especially the ones who played today ;-) Xx great club. |
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Fabulous
by Throbbing Hud
28 October 2019
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| So finally I built up the courage to pay the famous clubF a visit. Got there 15 mins early so ended up sitting in my car for a bit nervous as hell hart was beating like drum at this point.. So this was it I'm going in .... Was greeted by a lovely lady behind the desk who asked me if this was my first visit? Yes ok ... The next thing me and another chap are getting a tour of the premises by a hot mature women in a tight sexy dress.... Couldn't keep my eyes off her... after our little tour I sat down with this guy who I had the tour with
(didn't get his name) sound guy though .. got a coffee at this point my nerves had gone.. guy behind the bar made me feel at ease a little..... So anyway the place was filling up nicely.... I look up who's dancing around a pole??? Only the sexy mature with the tight little number on ... Wow .... No nickers by the way .... So after her little show ... I'm going downstairs who's joining me she said ..... That was it it's gunna kick off .. stripped down to my boxers horny as a dog on heat and thought I best get one of these towels (she advised me to get) ... Well didn't know wether to put it round my waist over my shoulder around my neck .. it went over the back of a chair that was the last i seen of it ...
Orrrr well someone's taxed me towel wasn't bothered at all to be honest last thing on my mind .... Anyway I won't talk about what went on but there was plenty of fun going on downstairs and up or and I know why she mentioned the towel because she can squirt like a water pistol ... Real eye opener and I can't wait to go back .... The place is clean with some class rooms very professionally ran ... If you haven't been lads get yourself there ...sorry for nattering on..... If anyone sees this and sort of recognises me please verify. Cheers. |
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Fabulous
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27 October 2019
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| I’ve been to ClubF numerous times now and I always enjoy myself
Great staff
Good banter
Clean environment
Good fun
I would recommend ClubF and always try and promote the Club as much as I can. |
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OK
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27 October 2019
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| We loved the club set up and we were looked after really well by the owners. As our first time there we were given a guided tour of the full club. It seemed like a great place but the ratio of single men was really high. After a while we felt uncomfortable with the group of single men following us around so we left, however we liked the club enough to want to return on couples night. |
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Fabulous
by wazzenuff
25 October 2019
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| How much fun was Temptation Thursday at Club F tonight - wow, an amazing time thanks to everyone there.
Wonderful place and wonderful people.
The staff and members went out of there way to make me feel relaxed and welcome.
It was as also so nice to meet up with familiar faces from my previous visit.
Highly recommend the club itself but also Temptation Thursday. |
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Fabulous
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22 October 2019
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| Thank you so so so much to everyone that attended Curvy Club this month. I was overwhelmed by the amount of people who attended.
Big shout out to Lyn, Essie and Russ who worked their tushies off. The night was a great success and I was extremely proud to host the event.
If this month was anything to go by, next month will be shamazing.... Especially as its "WAFFLES BIRTHDAY.!!"
See you all next month xx |
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Fabulous
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21 October 2019
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| Wow. Attended curvy girls at club f on thursday. It was absolutely jumping!!!!! On arrival my friends and i were greeted by the two beautiful ladies on reception L & E. My male friend made a comment about the bowl on reception as i had mentioned keep your keys to hand to give as a locker deposit
he said aaaah thats where the keys go ;-). Haha no we dont put our keys in a bowl!!!!! The bar was manned by the lovely tom cruise in cocktail lookalike russ sporting a smile . There were beautiful curvy girls everywhere. I didnt know which way to look. But i managed!!! Wink wink. Lovely Simon popped in to make sure we were all having a great time and It wasnt long before the fun started. I think its safe to say everyone i saw was having a fabulous evening. Ladies were dressed to impress, everyone getting along. No judgement just encouragement and compliments. Aaah how can i forget the beautiful mandy giving massages in the dungeon, after our workouts. !!!! All in all one of my favourite events of the month. See you all in november xx |
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Fun
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20 October 2019
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| 1st visit to club f last night.
Was very quiet, but still enjoyed our time there...
Staff were amazingly friendly and kind.
Thank you so much
Hope to visit again soon.
Xxx |
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OK
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20 October 2019
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| Well what can I say had another amazing night at the best club in the north east by far thanks to the friendly staff and the fun couples I played with looking forward to my next visit already. If you have not been you really are missing out . Till next time thanks everyone xx |
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OK
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20 October 2019
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| Well what can I say had another amazing night at the best club in the north east by far thanks to the friendly staff and the fun couples I played with looking forward to my next visit already. If you have not been you really are missing out . Till next time thanks everyone xx |
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Fun
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19 October 2019
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| Went Friday for our first visit /stay over staff great very friendly and welcoming. Place was clean loved the uv room can’t wait to go back for more fun |
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Fabulous
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19 October 2019
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| We have visited the club a few times now and always have a brilliant time.
Staff are so friendly and approachable, fellow swingers are respectful and it's such a laid back atmosphere we feel really welcome
Always have so much fun and looking forward to our next visit.
P.S loving the new UV room
See you soon
S&L |
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Fabulous
by Specialk2019
19 October 2019
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| Another great Friday night at this amazing club. Loads of lovely people and a great atmosphere during the whole evening. If your reading this and have never been to Club F you don’t know what your missing. See you there again soon. K&K |
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Fabulous
by northeastcoupleuk
18 October 2019
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| great night packed out great atmosphere and the females all paying upstairs such a treat, big well done to waffle for her fist hosting ,well done huni gnt xx |
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Fabulous
by 2newbies
18 October 2019
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| Tried curvy girls at clubf for the first time last night.
Wow what a night so much fun. Loved playing in the new dark room.
Staff as always excellent and rooms clean and met some fab people.
Looking forward to the next one already |
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Fabulous
by SocialButterfly77
13 October 2019
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| I was lucky enough to attend the 12th anniversary evening last night and as usual it was well organised by the fabulous staff, everybody had an amazing time, it was busy with lots of people enjoying themselves, the dungeon was packed to the rafters, the entertainment was excellent, Charlotte and Bob were hilarious and Andrea danced beautifully, this is definitely my club of choice and I look forward to being part of Sue and Simon's next 12 years! |
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Fabulous
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13 October 2019
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| Ive been away from the club scene for a little while and decided a return was overdue. Went to club f for their 12 birthday party last night and wow wow wow. What a night was had. The place was packed. The lovely Charlotte on the desk greeted me. Walking in was like id never been away. Lots of lovely friends who id not seen for ages, great fun, great craic and everyone looked amazing. The night was fabulously organised. From a lovely buffet, to some awesome entertainment. Simon comparing for the night and supersonic gary on the decks. There was alot of naughtiness going on in the dungeon with the lovely bob. The room changes are outstanding. All the staff doing what theyre best at. A great night all round. Thanks guys. Always a pleasure xx |
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Fun
by us2foryou2019
13 October 2019
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| We arrived at this club at a bust time, it is very well run and clean. All new members are given a tour and made to feel welcome.
There were two couples in particular that made for a fun evening. |
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Fabulous
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12 October 2019
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| Had a great time both as a couple, and solo - great fun, and definitely made some good friends x |
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Fabulous
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12 October 2019
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| Must say ever time i come here the laughs just never stops, i've never felt so comfortable and welcomed to a place by the staff an all those who attend its definitely an experience that shouldn't be missed!
Hope its not long before my next visit! |
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Fabulous
by swingingscotsman
9 October 2019
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| Made very welcome on my first visit (Sunday 8th September), by the fabulous staff and enjoyed seeing around the place and relaxing with some of the friendly people in the bar area.
Had a great time on my return visit on Wednesday 11th September), thanks to the wonderful lady I had the pleasure of in one of the downstairs rooms. Can't wait to visit again soon. Very nice and friendly people who run the club and felt entirely safe and comfortable. Extremely well run. |
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Fun
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6 October 2019
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| This club never disappoints , visited on 5th Friday and vas moderately busy ,but was consisting of nice chatty couples and singles . After a brief chat the fun begun almost everywhere in whole place ,this is what i call a good night . The staff is very polite and friendly ,they have done amazing job keeping the place clean and nicely decorated .
Thank you guys ,see soon ! |
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Fabulous
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6 October 2019
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| Our first visit to a club and wow this place is amazing. Made to feel very welcome by all the staff and members and the rooms r wicked and very clean we can not wait to visit again
Thanks to all |
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Fabulous
by northeastcoupleuk
6 October 2019
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| Friday night wow great atmosphere back to its best staff great also ,its the people who make the night, lots of play up/downstairs also |
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Fabulous
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5 October 2019
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| Another fabulous night with great people at this fantastic club. Simply the best around. If you’ve not been yet, what are you waiting for?? Sooooo excited for the Halloween party as the staff always go all out for the themed parties. Not to be missed!! |
