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Rating: OK
by .maz.
5 April 2019
I like the new places ,worth the extra few quid , and like to thank the couple I had fun with in the play rooms she may me cum all over those lovely boobs
Rating: OK
by Politemanbob
4 April 2019
Firstly, the showers don't work very well; they were awful. So, yes, the refurb was needed, but this spa used to be a bit better; with more friendlier staff. The guy, on the other night, was not only not friendly, but rude and lazy. The waitress was doing a massage when i asked for a coffee; he said i can make it myself. Which, was okay, but not what you would expect. Then, at 11.30, he tells me in a rude/aggressive way, that they were ' locking the door ' in 20 mins; even though i had paid till midnight and had time to get dressed anyway. However, i have discovered that they do now CLOSE AT 11.45PM. Also, i did not see any of the staff mop the wet floors; whilst there were people there. The punters, are usually much older, uninteresting people ( hardly any younger people ) and kind of the naturist type of people. However, none of them wanted to be watched, they must be either shy or frightened. There is a room, with a lockable door, that has a viewing window; so why do people not use that? What is the point of locking the doors anyway? They might aswell be at home in their bedrooms.Also, for whatever reason, the front door bell kept on ringing which was annoying. Very disappointing.
Rating: Fun
by ForestToy
2 April 2019
Visit the other day & my first time since the refurb. It’s the same layout as before, but much cleaner throughout. The showers now work, the new sauna is ace - overall it’s a fun play where you might get lucky. The new masseuse (Winter) is awesome & worth every penny for a straight massage.
Rating: Fun
by
21 March 2019
Spent a very enjoyable afternoon here using the facilities which we both enjoy several people in which was nice to see. We had some fun alone in a lockable room and then we moved to the swing room we were joined by a group which was very satisfying if you get the gist. Will be back its clean compact friendly and chilled.
Rating: OK
by Edgeofheaven71
13 March 2019
Well I went this afternoon and spent the whole time although me lol not one other person in on well

Rating: Avoid
by RRR68B
13 March 2019
Oh mate, leaving fanciful reviews is impairing the picture. The post under yours is the one to go by. Horrible place that would be better bulldozed. The only orgy you'd ever get there would be on the TV screen, anyway you need four or more for an orgy; remember when we went on a Friday night? Only saw one woman in five hours! Kestrels might be opening again at a new venue I hear, now THAT'S a proper set-up.
Rating: OK
by Expo65
11 March 2019
I went to Temptations on Sunday afternoon with a delightful lady. We found the facilities fine but the place was empty. After 2 - 3 hours and seeing only one other person we asked if we could leave and come back later - yes, for another £5 on top of the £30 already paid. No thank you.
Rating: OK
by oldtart61
10 March 2019
First time at Temptation. Went with a friend. Clean and tidy. Jacuzzi was lovely. The mat are hard on your feet. We were the only 2 there until a man came in and had a quick play. We enjoyed ourselves. A big screen in the large room. Quite expensive to pay to go in. Going again on Tuesday couple night I think. See what it like then. It was Sunday afternoon we went.
Rating: Fun
by bumpkin
27 February 2019
First ever visit. Considering the place is small they have used the space well. Great steam room, nice hot tub and a new glass faced sauna. I`d like to change the rubber mats outside the hot tub and showers as they`re a bit hard on the feet! Hot/cold are free and DIY, otherwise bring any food or alcohol.
Rating: OK
by
23 February 2019
Went there last light. Very clean much better clientele since prices have increased. Would go again x
Rating: Fun
by bbw_lover33
23 February 2019
Well,well, WELL!! Made my 3rd visit this year last night and the place didn't disappoint. I met 2 fantastic couples and a single lady who i all played with!

Its a spa not an event club. Yes, there will be the odd quiet night but when it rocks, it really ROCKS.

3 couples at one point all playing in jacuzzi turning into a huge orgy. The female massages hostesses are extremely chatty n friendly too, the free nibbles, free teas n glass of complimentary prosecco gos a long way in my book too!

Buy a massage n get free entry. Not bad ey?

Go with no expectation, an open mind and i believe you can make the most of this clean, modern and cosmo spa!!

The spa has resolved the fact there were too many blokes, it now attracts a better class of blokes with the increase of entrance prices but as a result in my opinion more chance of play.

If any one is reading this who met me last night please verify me xxx
Rating: Avoid
by cathy1
23 February 2019
My god never again what a dump and full of men following you around we were the only couple with around 8 guys that were like leaches hence we only stayed for a hour

They should limit the men to the ratio of women and couples but we can see why take the £40 quids if the men to survive
Rating: Fun
by
22 February 2019
I visited this club as a single lady, it's a great little club, love the layout. It's small but clean, and the staff are very friendly. There were 3 couples there and 4 single men, all of whom were lovely to chat to, a good ratio I'd say. I wouldn't attend a couples only night, I say hoorah for the single man, they get a bad rap.My/our nights wouldn't be much fun without them. Thanks for a lovely little club. I/We'll be back. Xx
Rating: Fun
by 69Muppet
21 February 2019
Went to Temptations for the first time on a what seemed a quiet Weds. Parking is on street and can be a bit of a walk. The changing room is small but adequate. Free tea, coffee, squash and fruit is a good touch. The club is well equipped as a spa – a jacuzzi, sauna and steam room – and has a number of play rooms. I liked the layout and the feel of the club. It is very small and I would like to be there when it (if) was really busy as it felt crowded at times with just 4 couples and a number of single men. Overall, I did like the club and would recommend it for the facilities.
Rating: Avoid
by kittikat0375
20 February 2019
Deciding to go along and try this club despite the many mixed reviews.

The first issue was trying to find somewhere to park that didn't involve a route march, the "changing area" and lockers are right by the front door, the flooring round by the jacuzzi and steam room is painful to walk on and the rest of the flooring is very slippy.

If you have any mobility issues I would give this one a very wide berth
Rating: Fun
by riverview11
16 February 2019
Had a great time last night with lots of horny sexy people.

We love coming to Temptations, the place is super clean and always friendly. Had many a fun night at this lovely place. Xxx
Rating: Fabulous
by
12 February 2019
We visited on Saturday, staying from 4pm-12.

We wanted to revisit our first ever club..... what a difference. There were as many couples as there was single guys!! All the guys spoke and weren’t the normal cock on legs.

We never play with others but love to put on a very graphic show, we never got hassled for involvement and at one point it was wall to wall bodies bouncing off each other in enjoyment!!!!

Sorry to anyone that Mrs squirted on accidentally.

To show the Caliber of the clientele and staff toward the end of our wettest session someone informed the staff we had “made a mess” so they came to check. If we are honest there was gush EVERYWHERE so it was totally justified but we had mopped up as the staff arrived.

A small club but with plenty on offer, we will definitely be back and recommend it to anyone. The nudey spa is worth the entry fee and then there’s the play rooms......
Rating: OK
by Mister discreet!!
10 February 2019
Visited the club saturday night very busy!! And a bit of filth going on!!! Bumped into a very sexy couple that i have met before there!! Which made it a very sexyyyy! And enjoyable evening!!
Rating: Fabulous
by coupleHH
10 February 2019
Great Night once again. Nice to see so many there. Met some great couples and Guys. Love this club. Certainally attracting the right people now. Thanks to everyone for a very naughty evening. :-)
Rating: Avoid
by CuriousBean
5 February 2019
We visited on Saturday. We were the only couple there with 8-10 guys. Everywhere we went we were followed.

The club is clean but it is let down by the lack of couples.
Rating: OK
by Mike_Campbell
5 February 2019
First visit after revamp. General feeling of cleanliness much improved - I don't think it was dirty before but the decor didn't make it look clean. Now much better. Showers now work properly and I love the glass sided sauna. The play rooms have had a decent revamp as well.

The problem comes from the lack of customers. I was in for about four hours (admittedly in the afternoon) and there were three other guys in there over those four hours. None of them were chatty and the little they did say was about how poor the club is ("so why bother coming?" I asked myself).

So I'd say the core problem is that, despite being the only club within about forty miles, they just don't generate enough customers. A reduction in entry fees for couples might help (I really don't mind the single male fee), a little advertising might help but they need to do *something* to get people through the door.

Summary, decent club, needs more people to visit.
Rating: OK
by 1955vintage
4 February 2019
You will see I reviewed on 4th December although I was lucky enough to attend with a lady friend after a good session in the one of the rooms we fancied a more some after. The lack of customers prevented that which was a shame. Just wonder how many single males now turn up on the off chance?
Rating: Fun
by bbw_lover33
3 February 2019
There isnt a huge demand for couples only but i cant see why they dont have a Rios policy and do it till midnight before letting the single guys pour in after..that way everyones happy and couples can leave at there own discretion.

The pricing makes no sense and i think they are doing it to make men take up the steeply prices massages as free entry comes with it.

Paradise spa has never done events or marketing, its a bit like owning a Laundrette. Nice little earner, zero hassle n few expences. It looks after itself!!!

Its Bournemouths only club so i think like it or lump it!!
Rating: OK
by KinkyCoupleForYou
1 February 2019
WHY NO COUPLES..?

Simple, because the owner despite promises won't promote a couples only night.

Most quality couples don't want to be surrounded by single blokes, and want to swing with other couples. This club is way too small to try and accommodate both at the same time.

That's why we have given up on the place.

Shame.
Rating: Avoid
by Marmite6774
30 January 2019
As the guy said previously that this club needs to concentrate on couples but we used to go every Friday and Saturday night what works out over two thousand pounds we used to contribute to this club every year and they used to do a loyalty scheme for couple with five entries you got the sixth entry free then they stopped it with out any worning that why we won't ever go back to this club and we taken our business eles where
Rating: OK
by DrSmooth
27 January 2019
The club is now well maintained and clean with OK showers and a very good jacuzzi.

The £30 - £40 price for single guys is OK as it has succeeded in keeping a lot of the low-life out. So the guys now are a very respectable class of pervs, good to chat to and interesting. Girls will find this is a big bonus.

However, why the low turnout of COUPLES? Simple. They are charged far too much. £30 PUTS A LOT OFF.

Clubs need to understand that they need couples. With couples comes lots of blokes. With blokes comes lots of money ey. So clubs should prioritise getting in couples then the blokes will follow in droves and will be happy to be charged a lot because it will,be good value and not a waste of time.

So charge £10 per couple, and keep the single guy prices the same. Then advertise this well, and watch the club thrive!
Rating: Fabulous
by
26 January 2019
My BBW wife and I attended here yesterday and it was great. Lots of nice people and staff. Good facilities. We’ll be going back in March and this time the wife has said she’ll wear a blindfold handcuffed to the bed in the middle of the porn room...excellent for her not realising who’s touching her ;) We would recommend.
Rating: Fun
by
22 January 2019
A decent friendly little. Spa with the added bonus of playrooms. Clean and tidy with all the needs we wanted.

We had a good time playing both in the viewing room and on a swing in another playroom with some playmates. It was a Monday so it was quite as you'd expect but thay suited us down to the ground.

Will be returning without a doubt.
Rating: Fabulous
by coupleHH
20 January 2019
Had a wonderful night here tonight. Ben and the young lady welcoming as always. Had great fun with another couple and a nice young man here tonight. Left feeling very happy-you know who you are. Hope to meet up again x

Rating: Fun
by Willsmith36
18 January 2019
Spontaneous visit early evening and had a great time. Two couples and several guys there. I a good time with one of the couples...(give me a shout if you want a repeat ! Lol)the revamp of the place is good but overpriced !
Rating: OK
by RRR68B
13 January 2019
But it's just not is it (poster below this).

I decided to give it another chance, not having been for a few years after poorly-attended and 'why on earth did I bother' experiences.

A Friday evening, you would think plenty of folk there enjoying the revamped facilities.

Six people in four hours between 8 and midnight! Two guys had come from as far as Winchester and Portsmouth!

No, I wasn't offered a drink at the door. But he did charge an extra £5 for the massage "because it's the weekend".

And guys, a FULL BODY MASSAGE is not what it advertises at all. "We are not allowed to massage anywhere we consider a private area". So save your money because it is a CON.

When you write a review it should be objective and I am trying my best. I can't make it an AVOID because blaming an establishment for a poor turnout is not their fault, they have no control over that.

But the reason even couples aren't bothering have been well documented previously and this 'club' will eventually die by its reputation and close.

Bournemouth needs something in the way of adult entertainment but Temptations Spa with its high-end admission prices and obvious lack of interest from the variety of punters is showing the reasons why people in this town have to travel far and wide to have a fun night.

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